Friday, August 28, 2020

Mistakes, Failures, Errors and Blunders


Sometimes the world is too unpredictable for any regular person to walk around with a full sense of security that things are gonna be done perfectly every time. Sure, it's likely that things turn out okay, but only after some misfortune and chaos like paint spills, gas pumping errors, and a whole lot of mislabeled produce. 

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Face - Made a turmeric face mask without it stained my face now i look like Bart actually researching it... Simpson

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Toilet - Follow Why are drinking fountains so short in Europe?

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Flame - That's a cutting board, not a baking sheet

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Material property - Kamponner Synci pademu Note to self: read label first, eat later

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Wire - I'm sure my mom thinks it's charging

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Pink - 2,5m SB/irro-USB cabl Smartphone Tablet Camera This is how my wife decided to unpack her new cable USB For char Voor op Zum Aut astert de d Os ap ep

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Cat - If a design takes up the full sock, it's probably gonna look way different on your feet than it does on the rack.

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Vehicle - Did they think this would fit?

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Text - it's really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready? liquidstar 11 5

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Zipper - My Girlfriend didn't want to lose her keys

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Product - This couldn't possibly be more dangerous

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Pistachio - My boyfriend brought me a jar of seashells Some of them are pistachio shells... LASS STORAGE

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Water - My company wanted to turn the fountain pink for breast cancer awareness

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Text - "its is my -JON BOvi life" There's a lot to unpack here

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Nature - FERTIZLE GRASS I think they mean "fertilize"

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Hair - Perfect way to support the cause ANTI ANIMAL CRUELTY CLUB ANIMAL CRUELTY CLUB

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Property - Even professionals have bad days

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Countertop - You have to lean over to reach the sink

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Vehicle - Never parking on the beach again GL 320 CDI

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Pink - An employee accepting this as payment! £5Ban a Pig I PRÓMISETO PAY THE BEARER ON DNDY THE BUM OF PP63 570772

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Toilet seat - This design couldn't get any worse

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Food - My roommate tried to make a microwaved cheesecake

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Umbrella - It'd probably be more effective if it was open

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Small appliance - I don't think my mom understands how her rice cooker works

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Motor vehicle - I don't think this is going to work for her

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Land vehicle - Thank You Food Center Why park here of all places?

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Food - These weren't the most ideal results

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Musician - She's so far away

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Food - Ah yes, onions. DNIOK NIONS U.S. NO.1 BO LAS NET 2.68 Kg) L.S.NO.1 80 LBS. NET WT. (22.68 K PRODUC

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Banana family - They aren't sure what these are at all Prices youcan trust LONG YELLOW THINGS Product off Iouedor .78 1.72/kg

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Food - Нe WHAT?! Не Poopped the question! So Stinking happy for you- Congratulations!

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Floor - DO NOT DOUBLE STACK They did the one thing they weren't supposed to do DO NOT DOUBLE STACK

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Mannequin - If you insist... NEVER CASHI DO YAUR BEST SAVE 20 QUIT AR

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Sky - CASA 102 When you choose to open your umbrella on the windiest day of the year.

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Tattoo - No pen no gain My friend will never hear the end of this!

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Food - My apple broke the apple cutter and now I have a weapon

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Hair - At least it didn't get on her shirt.

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Material property - 18 You had ONE job!!! Orange Grape %24

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Red - I honestly have no idea why my mother has done this. Tca TEA coffe

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Automotive tire - TOE 6CD When you want to impress the neighbors with your modern solutions, but then become known as the guy who destroyed a Jeep at the push of a button.

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Food - Poured a cup of tea on her work laptop and the keyboard stopped working. I told her to put it in rice. Password Sign in to: MAYNET How do i sign in to another domain? Sign-in options Lenovo Capeloe Fn Ctri CORE IN

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Informative Tumblr Thread Supports Local And Ethical Farms


This educational Tumblr thread effectively debunks some misconceptions that folks have surrounding local and ethical farms. We have a Tumblr user come in hot with some "facts" that they clearly didn't bother researching themselves, before sharing. Fortunately another Tumblr user comes in to clear up the mess, and lay out the reasons why it's a worthwhile endeavor to support those local and ethical farms. 

Check out another entertaining read from Tumblr with this story about the dad that defeated an evil snowplow with a steel enforced mailbox. A legendary story of revenge if we've ever seen one. 

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Rude Customer Gives Warehouse Worker Attitude, Instant Karma Ensues


We'll never understand what compels customers to be rude for no reason. It's clearly some unfortunate manifestation of whatever inner turmoil is boiling beneath their surface. That being said, this particular customer decided to give some perfectly kind and helpful warehouse workers a whole lot of attitude, when he went to pick up his couch. So, they decided to approach the situation with some nice malicious compliance. Can't imagine what that customer's face looked like when he realized his new couch had flown out the back of his truck. 

Check out another tale of malicious compliance with this manager who tried to fire an employee for following the rules, right before it backfired in glorious fashion.

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Text - r/MaliciousCompliance u/DarklyNear • 2y + Join You can't tell a customer what to do.... even if it results in $9,000 with of damage The Customer Is Always right, right? The was the attitude of all upper management at the company I used to work for. Despite us warehouse workers having the entire system down pat... the customers who would pick up their goods always seemed to know better. At first it was small things: • telling us how to bag a lounge properly, as they watched and corrected u

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Text - demanding that we open up an item, exposing it to the dirty elements in the warehouse , then throwing a tantrum and expecting us to clean that item we just unwrapped and re package it Which became bigger things like customers abusing us if we wouldn't load up a product, or hurry up with unloading something... usually resulting in an injury for one of the warehouse workers. Naturally I would always try and reason with customers, which would result in customer complaints, which resulted in

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Text - The email finished with a morale boosting statement that - if any feedback or complaints against a worker involving correcting or contradicting a customer made it's way to the AM , that worker would be written up with an official warning. A few weeks later we had a transfer from our interstate warehouse, included in that transfer was a stack of customer pick ups. I signed off on the transfer paper and the sales associates began calling customers and organising pickups. Most of the pickups

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Text - He scans the warehouse and clicks his fingers at me. I reluctantly walk over and he stares at me expectantly. Me - yes sir ? WPMC - you have my sofa Me - are you picking up sir ? WPMC - well I won't be picking anything up... you boys are going to load it. He chuckles as he says this. Me - well sir, as the sales associate would have told you, warehouse staff are unable to load anything up, and it's the customers responsibility – -- WPMC - ( cuts me off ) yeah yeah yeah I'm sure your manage

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Text - I sigh and check the paperwork... this guy has a four seater sofa bed... heavy, cumbersome, and will definitely be too big for the vehicle he's selected. WPMC see's me checking the paperwork and smirks WPMC - just do what I say and it'll be easier for all of you Me - and what would you like us to do? WPMC - load it up, and l'll take it from there Me - okay sir, just sign the paper work WPMC signs off on the pickup and that he's taking responsibility for transporting his goods. Myself and

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Text - I make an attempt to see if this guy needs any more help and he snaps at me - WPMC - I got this chief. Let me do my thing. I shrug. The guy "salutes us" jumps into his car, without strapping anything down. I go to stop him and offer him some straps. But he slams the car into drive and begins driving at break neck speed towards the exit area and towards the main road. Me and the boys watch, holding our breath as the jackass takes a turn at full speed, the sofa kicks up a bit, slams into th

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Text - The warehouse erupts in laughter, as a sales associate rushes out to see what the commotion was. A few minutes later the AM is on the phone wanting to know what happened. I politely explain that the customer asked us to load up and only load up... and that he was happy to take care of the sofa once it was in the back of his truck. There was a pause and I also happily pointed out that I could bring the signed off / completed customer pickup form to the AM's office. Another long pause and t

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Boat Slams Straight Up Landing at High Speed


No one was injured, but the driver fled the scene. Beer cans left in the boat suggest he was intoxicated. Crap like this can lead to heavy fines. Don't do this.

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Tagged: wtf , high speed , boating , boat