Tuesday, August 11, 2020

Cringe Images From The Belly Of The Nope Beast


It's a terrible day to have eyes, folks. We can easily forget that the world is filled to the brim with cringeworthy sights that have an uncanny knack for making our insides squirm, if we unfortunately happen to see them. That being said, there's always been a strange element with cringeworthy images, in that it's hard to look away from them! 

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Food - If you don't rinse your bread before eating it, don't speak to me

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Toy - power PEOPLE HOMELESS $13.99 O- 027 SCALE

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Land vehicle - TSPV-27

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"Not My Job" Moments of Advanced Laziness


We live in a society where it's pretty easy to pass the buck, not proofread children's books, and paint traffic lines directly over roadkill. It leads to some impressively unprofessional "not my job" moments. But, y'know, what can you do? Try a little harder? That's out of the question.

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Old Folks Dispense Their Dating Advice


Aileen's giving off those gold digger vibes, for sure! All in all, this is quite the fun collection of dating advice from some old folks that have navigating their own romantic rollercoasters. Maybe there's bits of truth in their jokes. Who knows? 

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Text - Jating Advce Name - Aleen Age-90 Moke has a loaded wallet. Sure he

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Text - Dating Aduce Name - Grahame Age - 86 Find a grl with a good eart

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Text - Dating Advice Nome - David Age. 92 Ask her parents firsć, explain that you would ike to vecome a Couple with their daughter and promise to Yook af ier her.

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Text - Dating Adice Nome -Bergl Age-86 Alwoye reepeciful. Treal them how you woul like to be treated. be

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Text - Dating Advce Nome - Joan Age- 75 Expect your date to be polite to you if" not WALK AWA Y

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Text - Jating Advce Nome -cbyce Age- 88 Yes please / would ike to go on a date.

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Text - Dating Aduce Nome- Tom Age-87 Treat your grl life royaliy like princess. a

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Text - Jating Advce Nome -Marg Age -84 Don't let the bays take adantoge

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Customer Demands Exactly a Pound of Wings, Gets Less Wings


Instead of trusting the staff, this guy decided to be extremely clear about the amount of wings he wanted, and didn't seem to have a very good lock on the concepts of mass and chicken wings. Sometimes ridiculous customer demands can get over the top, and other times a Karen gets defeated with overwhelming kindness.

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Text - Posted by u/advocatus_ebrius_est 20 hours ago Pound of Wings? Ok, you got it. oc S I worked as a cook at a chain restaurant that had a 'wing night' where you could get a pound of wings at a discounted price. We didn't actually weigh the wings, our specs said eight wings to a pound. Four drums and four flats. One night a table comes in and everyone orders a pound of wings. A little while after the wings go out, the server comes back a little flustered and explains there has been a complain

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Text - Apparently, one of the guys at the table complained that it was 'obvious' that he didn't get a pound, because it would be a huge coincidence if everyone's pounds led to the same number of wings on each plate. He insisted that the server go and weigh these (already discounted) wings to make sure he was "getting what he paid for". So we weighted it. Sure enough it was not a pound. It was a pound and a half. We tell the server to bring it out and tell him he's getting more than a pound. She

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Text - So she brings back out his 5 wings and calmly tells the gentleman "here are your wings sir. You were right, there was more than a pound there. So we threw the other ones out. Good catch". When they ordered a second round, he didn't complain that everyone got 8 wings to a "pound".

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Text - PenFifteen1 Score hidden · 19 hours ago That reminds me of the bartender story with the "whiskey neat" which should have been 1.5oz or a shot. The bartender heavy poured (gave him extra for free) and the guy complained saying it looked a little light. Bartender takes out a shot glass, pours the rocks glass into the shot glass spilling the excess on the bar, puts it back into the glass and wipes up the extra. CptHampton Score hidden · 18 hours ago I would get that a lot when I was a barten

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