Thursday, July 30, 2020

Bad Life Pro Tips With Zero Shame


Ah, yes, some wonderful, intentionally terrible life pro tips. Just the kind of life hacks that could end up getting you in some very hot water. Or, the kind of hacks that nobody with a half decent conscience could actually use. That being said, they are ridiculous and it does make one wonder, if there is some shameless scoundrel out there getting a leg up on life by using the shortcuts that nobody with a moral compass would dare use. 

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Text - hawk @hawktherapper if both basketball teams just worked together they could score so many more points 4/20/14, 4:59 PM

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Text - Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe Tinder is for rookies. Go to Facebook Marketplace and search for wedding dresses. It'll show you recently divorced females in your area. From there you can filter by size.

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Text - 27 You Retweeted Health Badvice @BadHealthAdvice Remember: taking the vegetables off your double bacon cheeseburger decreases the amount of calories consumed

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Text - 17 Floyd Retweeted TM @Twisted_Mettle If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.

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Text - Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar I have been asked by a lot of people how I made my fortune Well , I bought car aerials for £1, sold them for £1.20. Went on and bought more sold them and bought even more and sold them and so on.. .Then my uncle died and left me £500m 1:56 am · 24 Nov 18 2,109 Retweets 16K Likes Tweet your reply

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Text - name ur daughter lizard then give her the nickname Liz and people will b like oh that's short for Elizabeth? and she'l| be like no my name is lizard

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Text - BLING BLING BOY @chomikkkk got my own house at 17 ll T-Mobile ? 11:38 PM 8% M Mom iMessage Today 8:21 PM hey mom im going to live by myself Great Today 11:38 PM your bags are on the driveway Delivered

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Text - Tweet Peché Africa and 2 others liked KE SHARP @danielmarven Tomorrow Just wake up, wear your formal clothes, go to any company and start working. If they call the police, go to the police station and start working there too. We're tired of sending CVs

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Text - jef @gothJudyHopps oh that's your girl?? Imaooo then why did she just give me her number and insurance information after i hit her car in the parking lot of applebee's

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Text - ARISTHOTLE @venusianbabie Y'all are so dumb cooking ur food at 350° for 40 min when u could just do the math and cook it at 14,000° for one minute. 3:43 AM · 17 May 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - bad boy @badboychadhoy my credit score is low but it's because l want to protect myself from identity theft. no one can take out a mortgage in my name if I can't even take out a mortgage in my name.

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Text - joshmosh @diss_guy_ My dad told my sisters new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out when she dumped him. I'm still cracking up. <>

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Text - Gret¢hen @wokkax3 Don't ever be sad on a Saturday. Wait till Monday. You fucking cry on the clock. Don't let capitalism win.

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Text - Life hack: have packages delivered to your work so they don't get stolen off your porch KTICLE NC READIT CUATITE &POS LE 15S 让 購 REALROCK SHOTS ARTICLE NO: READ17 REALISTIC COCK 9-WITH SCROTUM COLOR: BLK/SKN

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Mason jar - Take an item that is about to expire and place it into another container without an expiration date to make it last forever! 3484

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Text - Health Badvice @BadHealthAdvice Protein is a necessity. Know what has protein? Double bacon cheeseburgers. Know what doesn't have protein? Stupid fucking apples.

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Text - Roxi Horror @roxiqt I don't know if anyone else gets anxious about phone calls but a little tip l've learned is: if there is a phone call that I don't want to make, before I start dialing the number, I carefully hold the phone in my hand & toss it gently into a lake. I hope this advice helps others. 7:41 PM · 6/25/20 · TweetDeck

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Text - Dr Badvice @BadHealthAdvice Pro tip: Wash your hands many times in a row so you won't have to later 1:54 PM · 4/22/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - B'casso @_lifeonthemoon 1. Copy the WHOLE job description. Paste it at the end of your resume. 2. Change the letters to white so they blend w/ the page 3. Save as pdf so they can't go in and see what you did Now your name is lighting up on the recruiter's list cuz your resume got all the key words pauly! pauli! paulé! @Thmpsn Y'all got any tips on applying for jobs?

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Product - "My wife's calculator wasn't working due to a lack of light so I told her to use her phone. This was not what I was expecting."

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Text - Bread Savage @papasuncle Spice up any Facebook comment with random quotation marks. "Congrats" on your baby. Congrats on "your" baby. Congrats on your "baby".

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Text - Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr Life's short. Buy the truck, miss this months rent, lose your job, get evicted, lose your friends, ruin your life. Treat yourself.

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Logistician Pulls Fast One On Master Sergeant


Looks like this Master Sergeant got what he deserved. There's something too sweet about a military revenge. It could be the fact that these particular revenges incorporate a nice dose of malicious compliance. For some more military revenge gold check out this Staff Sergeant that micromanaged the logistics department getting a reality check in the best way.

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Text - r/ProRevenge u/MobCurt • 6h + Join Giving away a Master Sergeants golf clubs So many years ago I was a logistician in the United States Marine Corps. My unit was headed overseas on a little mini deployment to Morocco. I was in charge of the logistics in my unit even though I was only a Corporal. This was because first we didn't have a staff sergeant to run the shop and the Sergeants we had were garbage at logistics and got put to work for me.

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Text - So anyways we're gearing up to go on this little mini deployment and the Master Sergeant who was going to be the highest ranking enlisted comes over to my office to chat. He starts off being real cool and then eventually asks if he can bring his golf clubs with in one of our containers. I thought to myself that it would be wise to be on his good side since I was only a Corporal and going on a deployment with his company. So l agreed, even though it was against the rules and regulations, h

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Text - So anyways we go to Morocco and he has his clubs. No course in sight but he was happy hitting balls so I didn't care. However, then everything changed. His marines didn't request to bring enough materials to build what we were there for. They start saying l'm missing a 20ft container, which doesn't happen to me. So I finally solve the mystery. It turns out they didn't request to bring enough and left the materials behind their office. So here we are in Africa to do a job but we don't have

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Text - Anyways, we start heading home and we head back to civilization to a port and we had to clean our gear to go back to the US as per customs and biosecurity. So we are cleaning everything, even tank had to take tanks off their tracks and clean the tracks. It was a pain in the ass, but still a cool experience. The problem however was that the Master Sergeant kept needing to reopen containers that had been finished. Now the problem with this was that we had to have actual US customs agents on

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Text - It got to the point where the agents didn't even have any of their own seals left because of how many times we did it. They ended up using mine to reseal. It really made things difficult and it was often for dumb shit. So finally I had it. It was literally the last day we had for cleaning and of course the MSgt wanted something else. So I asked the agents. They were really fed up of it. However, I then asked "do either of you guys golf?" One of them said yes. I said then we need two conta

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Text - Anyways, we get back to the states and the ship pulls in with the gear and we got it home no problem. A week later the MSgt comes in my office. He's all buddy buddy again. He then asks where his golf clubs were. I said "my guess is your garage or your closet?" He forces a chuckle and goes "ha ha, ok come on dawg, where's my clubs?" I then said "idk what youre talking about MSgt". He then said "my clubs in the container" | then explained to him that per the department of transportation reg

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Low Budget Solutions and Fixes


Who needs an adequate replacement part when you have a whole bunch of junk lying around? These folks have made some bad but awesome low budget solutions to solve their problems without breaking the bank. Some of these low budget fixes and diy solutions are extremely bad ideas, but here they are.

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Wood

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Water - Smitty @SmittySav My driver making sure I get that AC in the back Imao

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Soil - www.BESTRAICORP.COMN

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Technology - HEALTOD

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Leather - areas 3 mins · Truck Hood used as Queen Headboard $25 Truck hood used as Queen Headboard. Great Decor for boys room. $25 OBO

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Vehicle - Arkansas 081

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Swing

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Tire - 1Pak

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Leg

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Soil - 376

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Road

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Jacuzzi - ES

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Vehicle - Hwy NWO NO TLET THE HILL BILLY TRUCK

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Land vehicle - CHAMPION

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Vehicle

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Transport - Picnic table boat $500 Listed 3 hours ago in Sheboygan, WI Send seller a message Is this still available? Send

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Land vehicle

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Land vehicle - NIE PA

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Land vehicle - HONDA

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Auto part - Alright everyone... Let this sink in for a moment ఉ RDS TYPE TRAF LOS SCAN SEEK TRACK TAPE LENUS

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Ceiling - fvoor

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Plumbing fixture

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Tire - I didn't have a breaker bar to get the lug nuts loose on my car. Used my truck.

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Land vehicle - WARKON OLET C NISSAN

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Property - 23 of 25

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