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Tuesday, June 16, 2020

Groom Says Fiancé Can Only Buy Wedding Dress If He Can Splurge Too

This groom pitched a fit about his fiancé wanting to get a wedding dress that was $350. My dude, this is a wedding that we're talking about. If you and your fiancé truly had enough in savings to make a comment about just how much you have in savings, then maybe it's best to not worry about your fiancé wanting to get what sounds like a very reasonable wedding dress. The people in the comments section of this particular aita seem to agree.

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Text - henchwench89 • 2d • Asshole Aficionado [19] YTA 350 for a wedding dress is nothing. Reply 1 232 ...

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Text - talkinglaughing • 1d YTA. If you're so worried about money then why would you want to spend $700 instead of $350? That just makes no sense. It's a power play. Reply 1 81 ...

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Text - MORALVigilance • 2d • Partassipant [1] YTA. If you can't see why, don't get married. It won't last. Reply 132 ...

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Text - shibattitude • 1d YTA - watch one episode of Say Yes To The Dress and you will be kissing your fiancée's feet and profusely thanking her for picking a $350 dress. Reply 1 23 ...

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Tagged: aita , marriage , groom , relationships , wedding , ridiculous , fiancé , Reddit

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Tumblr Thread: Angels And Demons Bond Over Sandwiches

Tumblr does it again with this treasure of a thread that imagines a world where demons and angels are befriending one another over stellar sandwiches. Additionally, the story suggests that angels and demons are often times estranged friends and family members. Now that sets the stage for a powerful drama to break out. Fortunately, the "drama" ends up being a silly, vaguely wholesome water gun/balloon fight.

Check out some more Tumblr gold with this thread about how elves are flat earthers with scary eyes.

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Tagged: tumblr , creative , angels , awesome , demons , writing

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Garage Manager Tries To Screw Over Loyal Customer, Customer Gets Revenge

The owner is the real hero of this revenge story. After the garage manager/problem employee basically burned a bridge with a great, loyal customer, the owner swept in and ran damage control like a true boss.

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Tagged: customer service , auto shop , satisfying , revenge , Reddit

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Stunts Teachers Pulled That Still Anger People

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the various stunts that teachers pulled that people are still mad about. Honestly, with some of these it's understandable. Like, the teacher that was clipping his toenails in class. What's that madness about? There's a time and place for everything, prof.

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Text - AnonymouslyRoaster • 3d My 6th grade history teacher would clip his toenails in class, now I have a foot phobia. Reply 3.0k ...

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Text - Nillabeans • 3d I went to a high school that had a uniform. We were supposed to have our shirts tucked in at all times. I was walking into English class, between bells, tucking in my shirt because it came up out of my skirt while I was taking my cardigan off. My English teacher stopped me and asked, "were you just tucking your shirt in?" | told her I was and she promptly wrote me up for having had my shirt untucked. It was utter bullshit and I lost total respect for her. Reply 1 7.4k ...

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Text - okaycyst • 3d some teacher called me a waste of time and space during the end of school performance because i was too shy to sing. i didn't pick a singing role. i was like 10-11 years old. Reply 8.8k ...

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Text - Digibollocks • 3d Science teacher was a lazy shit that didn't even interact with us in any way. She'd write page numbers from a text book on the white board, and not even talk to us. Until the inspectors came of course, when she'd have a wonderful interactive lesson planned for us. I was old enough to realise this was bullshit and refused to do any work unless she actually asked us to do so with her own fucking mouth. This went on until she got my parents involved. I told them everything,

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Text - azahar3 • 3d A boy in my class (about 8 yrs old) had dyslexia. So one time, the teacher gave a dictation. He had spelled all the words wrong and she was really mad at him, just shouting to him in the middle of the class that he should've tried harder, he didn't do well enough etc. He was crying and from that moment on I really hated her. Reply 8.5k

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Text - slotwima • 3d The teacher got up in the middle of my presentation, took my paper out of my hand, and in front of the entire class told me that I had plagiarized my assignment from the internet. The thing is, we didn't have the internet at that time at my house. I had worked through the entire assignment while talking about my ideas with my dad. It was super embarrassing... Made me feel better to learn that the next day my dad went into class and yelled at the teacher in the staff room in

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Text - robot_invader • 3d Last grade in high school there was a Chemistry teacher in my school who had two different sections of the same class, both with too many students due to amazing provincial budget management. My class, this guy routinely called the dumb kids up to the board and made them sweat in front of everyone when they clearly didn't have an answer, shouted at kids who didn't study, and was generally being an angry dick. It was normal for kids to just walk away to drop out of it wh

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Text - Ixndrlk • 3d Shaming me for not knowing how to spell my 12 letter last name. 1st grade

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Text - AV8ORboi • 3d -told me that i wasn't worthy of anyone's respect -broke a kid's phone and lied about it to assistant principals -yelled at my choir director for playing the piano while there was AP testing going on, when it was her 1st year at the school and many of her students were present the list goes on and on. fuck that guy Reply 3.2k ...

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Text - PoorCorrelation • 3d 1 Award On the last day of school my home room teacher took me out into the hall and told me she thought it was her moral obligation to tell me l'm a horrible person. No specifics, no advice, just l'm a horrible person. I was never in trouble in school, always tried my best to be kind, and was even the valedictorian. I spent the rest of the period pretending I wasn't crying because my friends still had a final in the afternoon they were studying for and needed to pass

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Text - pikabuddy11 • 3d Little me was obsessed with two things: dinosaurs until I saw Jurassic Park, and space. I was obsessed. In third grade we had an assignment where we had to talk about orbits. I wrote examples like the Moon orbits the Earth, the Earth orbits the Sun, and the Sun orbits the Milky Way. My teacher gave me a D and refused to listen to me that what I had said was true. We didn't have computers in the classroom so there was no way to look it up. I tried to bring a book with it t

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Text - Bectionet1976• 2d 1 Award When I was in 5th grade and my little sister was in 2nd grade, she wanted to pick some apple blossoms for her teacher. When she presented the little bouquet to her teacher, the teacher flipped out. Lectured her for ten minutes about why she shouldn't go on people's lawns to pick flowers, then threw the blossoms away in front of her. My sister was devastated, and I found her on the playground, crying. The apple blossoms were from OUR apple tree, in our front yard.

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Text - slothbarns7 • 3d I took a very difficult chemistry class in high school, the kind where only one student gets an A and you have you work your ass off to get a B. I had maintained a B for most of the year, when I forgot to write my name on a test. Teacher was an extreme hardass and gave me a 0 for not writing my name, which brought my grade down to an F. To get my grade back up, he allowed me to ask for extra quizzes for the entire class, and every time we'd have the quiz he would announce

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Text - Oxopropanoic • 3d I was the only junior in the class. The rest were jock- type seniors. I was the only one to get a c in the class while the rest got A's. It was ridiculous because the teacher couldn't justify my getting a c. Edit: I had an average of about 91% in high school, and that was my first and only c. Reply 1.3k ...

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Text - zerbey • 3d Gave me a bad end of year report out of pure spite because she didn't like me and thought me using computers was equivalent to messing around with toys. I quote: "Zerbey would rather play with computers than concentrate on school work". Incidentally, I passed her class with high grades and never caused her any trouble. Every other teacher and my Headmaster commented on how hard l'd worked all year and how much l'd matured. Hmmph. Joke's on her, I have a career in IT now. That

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Text - Ruby-ybur • 3d I was sitting in a desk with a bunch of papers that the last person that used it left behind. One of them fell to the floor. The teacher was sick so a substitute that looked like a Karen was there that day. I got a disciplinary report because I was "throwing paper to classmates" Reply 187 ...

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Text - Kahlypso • 3d One teacher gave me four detentions in a year for fighting when I was in 5th grade. I 100% was getting my ass kicked. Every time. That teacher was a piece of garbage. Reply 464 ...

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Text - Diamond_Spoon • 3d anyone had questions, we would ask a question and she would say "I already explained that question you should've listened". Maths teacher would ask Reply 1 253 ...

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Text - 80srockinman • 3d A teacher gave me a wrong answer because I said England and not the United Kingdom. I even showed the reading that pointed out England and she gave me detention for "undermining" her. Reply 1 181 ...

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Text - ManTheDan97 • 2d I had a teacher who once saw me outside of school riding my dirt bike without a helmet on. The next day in class he tells me he saw me riding without a helmet and it was dangerous and I could die. So he gives the entire class their assignment for the period. Then comes to me and says my assignment is to write my own obituary as a graded assignment. I told him that happened out of school and I wasn't going to do it. So I was sent to the principals office for refusing to do

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Craftsman Shows How to Cut String Using Manly Friction

Here's a skilled craftsman showing a handy little trick to cutting string when there's no knife around. He makes it look way too easy. Depending on how soft your hands are this will probably go differently.

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Tagged: string , craftsman , friction , crafts , building , science , cut , trick

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