Saturday, June 13, 2020

Dumb and Weird Stuff from the Crevices of The Internet


Sometimes no amount of context will save you from the random WTF junk people will throw together and put online. There's enough strange stuff out there to fill not only your day with weird, but your week, year and life. You just kind of have to accept that the world is a strange place.

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Bag

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Ceiling

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People on beach

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Skeleton

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Body of water

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Toe

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Plant - wite Out

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Car

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Washing machine - 40 40 W 341G 30 Super 40 TR

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Dog breed

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Hair

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Animated cartoon

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Face

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Finger - EST

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Food - MINI Finget Hands for Finger Hands 996 Fing e Ittle kands krand in The liltee kands that ge kand in kand in kand witk yean kand! kand Audhia Ma Ringer Hands 996 The litle hands that go hand in hond with your hand NAME THE EMO FLASH CARD GAME Movie Edition

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Banana family

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Ice cream cone

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Dog

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Felidae

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Weight training

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Cap - Varwagme ao สานาค ขิดไฟชนิดพิเศษ Vano 40 nu Article: PhrayaNa

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Vehicle door

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Picture frame

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Rat - Made For Little Hands Lean more about the goodness inside at Cheerios.com/fingerfood

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Player

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White

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Ecoregion

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Dish

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Yellow

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Food

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Wood - К ЗНА

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Face

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Fashion

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Vehicle - Яндеке

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Mode of transport

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Canidae

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Window - inpunortia 57npunarsauc

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Table

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Property

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Photography

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Cartoon - PRZEDSZKOLE

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Statue

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Room

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Mop

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Friday, June 12, 2020

Tony Hawk Learns A New Street Trick


There's so much to love about Tony Hawk. Plus, he's got mad skills. He also has to deal with a whole lot of people not knowing they're talking to him, and telling him that he looks just like Tony Hawk. Check out those hilarious interactions here.

Submitted by: (via The Berrics)

Dog Retrieves Tiniest Wood Chip


Assuming this dog doesn't have a big strategic stash of identical wood chips back there, those are some pretty damn impressive fetching skills. 

Submitted by: (via Jessica Hembree)

Tagged: fetch , WoW , dogs , skills , lol , funny , Video

Twitter Thread: Girl Converts Roommate's Bedroom Into Museum


This was definitely silly, and definitely a little bit of an invasion of privacy. That being said, they did a good enough job at the mission. 

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Text - Ellen Huet Follow @ellenhuet opportunity: two of your housemates take a trip battle plan: rest of house bands together to convert their bedroom into an error-filled anthropological exhibit from the future

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Fictional character - United States Currency Metal, paper, glass The collection of metal and paper in this container is believed to be a shrine. Some humans followed the religion known as Capitalism, and believed they would go to "Bankruptcy" if they did not leave daily offerings for their economic deity, who would collect the offerings with an Invisible Hand. ete

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Material property - HOT PROF Sex Toy Polypropylene and steel A rare and highly well-maintained example of the type of device used by 20th century humans for optimizing eugonadal elevation. Notice the clamp designed for the somewhat titillating practice known as "crimping'.

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Blue - Condom Yam Humans of this era would sew condoms to use before mating.

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Text - Andrew Bader 27 19 587 @Andrew_B_Bader · 21h Replying to @ellenhuet @lai I'm impressed someone owned a laminator.

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Text - Ellen Huet O 27 30 987 @ellenhuet · 21h Replying to @Andrew_B_Bader @lai it was my first time using one and honestly now i might laminate everything

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Text - Andrew Bader t7 10 362 @Andrew_B_Bader · 21h Replying to @ellenhuet @lai That's how they get you. Next thing you know you're going to find yourself wondering which label maker to get.

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Text - Ellen Huet Follow @ellenhuet Replying to @Andrew_B_Bader @lai too late. we already use so many labels that we labeled them

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Text - IT'S BAAAAAAAAAAAACK... Identifier Paper, ink Early humans had no long-term memory, and would use "labels" in order to re-identify objects when seeing them after 15 minutes. Here, we see a label used to identify the "back" of a door.

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Thirsty Crow Comes To Humans For Help


Just in case there was any doubt around the impressive intelligence of crows, this video should clear that up. Crows know what's up, man. 

Submitted by: (via Milos Pesic)

Tagged: crows , birds , ridiculous , Video