Saturday, April 18, 2020

Obvious Liars Called Out For Lying To The World


People that leave reviews for places that aren't open yet are something else. Yes, we're back at it again with a sloppy collection of liars getting called out for their dishonest antics. There's something deeply satisfying about seeing justice find liars caught up in weaving their webs of lies, online. It's a moment where one can celebrate the fact that that lie ran its course, and maybe the person telling the lie learned their lesson. Which is, just tell the truth. 

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Text - ***** 11 months ago New management is rude. Food is overpriced and over cooked. Not worth the hassle. Response from the owner 2 months ago Henry, you had arrived to our shop after we stopped serving and therefore you were unable to place an order. We apologised for this and unfortunately you took that as being rude. To comment about our food being over priced and over cooked is unfair considering you didn't even eat from or buy anything from our establishment. I personally think that is r

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Text - Lauren Duca @laurenduca Gal Gadot made $300,000 for Wonder Woman as compared to Henry Cavill's $14M for Man of Steel. The most compelling DC villain is the pay gap. Yeah, seriously.

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Text - NO THIS HAS BEEN DEBUNKED No, Gal Gadot Isn't Making 46 Times Less Than Henry Cavill A viral, misleading stat about Henry Cavill's Man of Steel salary doesn't say as much about the Hollywood gender wage gap as it seems. Stop with this stupidity. Every week some idiot writes an article just trying to make DC look bad $30000 is the pay BEFORE the film is released. $14 million is the total pay AFTER THE film has been released due to bonuses. She will get paid more later. I love when movies p

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Text - Your phone is now hacked, do exactly as I say and l'll remove the hack, if you don't then l'll destroy your phone, if you try to block or report me I'll still destroy it, now send your age and a live face pic to prove you're real 6 minutes ago What kind of phone am I on, what OS? You have 30 seconds to send them before I destroy it

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Text - 4 minutes ago You didn't answer my question I don't need to 4 minutes ago It's been more than 30 seconds Yup and it's getting destroyed.

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Text - 2 minutes ago You didn't really plan ahead for people taking you up on your bullshit, did you? Yes, I just destroy it, you think I can't? Just now I'm still waiting on that Look I'm gonna go get some lunch, you have fun with hacking my phone

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Text - Just copying all your content from it first Just now OK, sure You done yet? I mean it can't take that long I only have like 4 pictures on my phone and they're all of pigeons

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Face - y 19h i am = i'm "Am" doesnt exist in the english vocab. please stop using it O 2 277 2_·5h 'Am' in the English language: Amla joke to you?

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Text - It took me 19 years to figure out NEWS stands for "notable events, weather, and sports" 6:59 PM · 6/5/17 · Twitter for iPhone 28.3K Retweets 55K Likes Merriam-Webster O @M... ·6/7/17 v Merriam- Webster Replying to @ No. Q 40 274,026 12.5K

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Product - When NASA first started sending astronauts into space, they realized that the ball-point pen would not work at LLI zero gravity. A million dollar investment and two years of tests resulted in a pen that could write in space, upside down, on almost any surface and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300°c. VA 00 When confronted with the same problem, the Russians used a pencil. RUSSIAN SPACE PEN

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Text - basilton: In the early years of space flight, both Russians and Americans used pencils in space. Unfortunately, pencil lead is made of graphite, a highly conductive material. Snapped graphite leads and particles in zero gravity are hugely problematic, as they will get sucked into the air ventilation or electronic equipment, easily causing shorts or fires in the pure oxygen environment of a capsule. After the fire in Apollo 1 which killed all the astronauts on board, NASA required a writin

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Table - The story: These chairs were laid out for a wedding in 1939 in Poland. The wedding was abandoned, and so were the chairs due to the German invasion. They were found again after the war with the trees growing through them. Every year they are repainted. Yeah this is actually an art piece in Belgium

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Text - Jason The worst place l've ever been and the biggest rip-off 2 d Like Reply The Original Bierkeller Cardiff We haven't even opened yet Bierkeller Jason b 16 2d Like Reply

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Text - Third time in two months that my landlord didn't pay the WiFi bill so I went and did it myself in person. Got this text from her friend immediately after Today 5:55 PM Hey girl I paid off. 'bill Wifii is back on And cable I'm drowning in debt lol But it's taken care of Yeah I just came back from paying 367$ towards it

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Text - 1h T understand just fine. I recommend you spend some time in meteorology and climatology classrooms. Q 27 satherExpertd I do. As the professor. Maybe you should take one of my classes sometime; l'll teach you all about the Dust Bowl, fire/vegetation/drought relationships, and how CSIRO predicted increased bushfire risk in Australia due to anthropogenic warming over a decade ago.

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Cartoon - The originial Spongebob doesn't know his facts quite well does he? SpongeBob O @SpongeBob GIF UK... when you realize you've never seen SpongeBob's backyard... 68 2I 165 1.543 Tweeti çevir SpongeBob Facts! @spongbo.. · 8dk v SPONGEBOB FACT: In the classic episode Naughty Nautical Neighbors, SpongeBob's backyard can clearly be seen. You might want to delete this official SpongeBob account UK GIF 22:55 · 28 Eyl 19 saatinde · Spredfast app 2I 15 133

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Text - 2 reviews ** 4 days ago Ordered a waffle to find a fingernail and a hair on my food, absolutely shocking customer service as i was told I would have to wait another hour to get a fresh one. I asked for a refund but never received one wouldn't send my worst enemy here Response from the owner 3 days ago Our restaurant is not open yet so this is impossible. We open May 12th just incase anyone thinks this is remotely true

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Text - r/CongratsLikeImFive Posted by My uncle bought a Tesla cybertruck and he let me drive it! It actually handles really tightly, the interior is classy, and it's pretty damn fast Vote Comment Share BEST COMMENTS Production of the cybertruck doesn't begin until 2021. I'm not congratulating you on something that didn't happen. 6 Reply

20. Scammer shouldn't have pretended to be grandma.

Text - Hello How are you doing? I'm good grannie. How are you?

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Text - You can now call each other and see information like Active Status and when you've read messages. 12:45 PM Grannie, I needed to buy that case but I can't get on the website from my phone. Can I send you my credit card number so you can buy it?

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Text - 4:05 PM Yes Okay. Let me go grab my wallet. What are you doing? Are you feeling okay?? Yes I'm feeling ok

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Text - I remember you saying you were sick. What did you have again? I was worried about you. GRANNIE ARE YOU OKAY???? GRANNIE??? PLEASE ANSWER ME!!!

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Text - 4:35 PM I'll miss you. I miss you too l'm still feeling sick You had my worried grannie. I was crying. I need your help now

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Text - Need me to come over?? Help me go to the store now and get me $200 steam wallet gift card I really need it l'm using it to surprise someone special to me Oh who is it???

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Text - I will not tell you that yet Just help me get the card first Awwww. Is it for grandpa?? Do you need me to drive you to the store to get it? Go to the store and help me get it now

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Text - Which store? Walmart store I'm at Walmart right now! What do you need me to get? I can call you real quick Get me $200 steam wallet gift card

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Text - Okay. And take it to your house? First take a picture and send it to me on here Okay. Right now? Yes Ready for the picture?

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Photography - Yes You'Re AN IDLOT. THES WAS O6VJounLY FAKE

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Entitled Aunt Doesn't Believe In Paying For Shipping


There's just no negotiating with this kind of obnoxious entitlement. Yet another case of an entitled Auntie Karen stinking up an otherwise peaceful process with her irrational antics. Lovely stuff. 

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Text - Hi. Do you still have the Latin textbooks from your first year? Yeah, I never sold them in the end Do you think you could give them to $ t? She needs them for school. Sure thing Free? Yep Okay. When can you come and drop them off? I'm not back in until Easter but if you can pay the shipping I can post them?

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Text - You said they were free. Well, yeah, the textbooks themselves. I'm only asking you to cover the shipping. It won't be more than pounds anyway so it's still a good deal No, I won't cover it. You said free. If you want to come up here and get them I'll give them to you for free I just don't see the point in making a loss on textbooks I could get £30-40 on Will you pay for my train ticket? Never mind. I'm not arguing

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Text - with you. Owawppbor needs them by Wednesday please drop them off before then. I already said I'm not back in , until Easter. I'm not going to come down just to drop off some textbooks to you, sorry Fuck you. I'm not expecting much, e, just that you help me out because that is what family is supposed to do! If you can't do this for me, then I suppose I can't do anything for you either. You really are despicable. I'm so ashamed of you. Wow, okay

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Text - I'm not asking much from you either but here we are Fuck you. I hope you fail Latin. I've already passed Imao, but whatever. I'll swing by in Easter with the books if still needs them No you won't. You are not welcome here anymore. Alright then. I hope does well with Latin. See you.

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Things That Really Make People Cringe


Cringe to oblivion and beyond. Yes, people are sharing those things that just really make them cringe, in a recent AskReddit thread. Things like telling your "friends" that you have an imaginary significant other, or being an obnoxious flirt that has no sense of people's boundaries, are just the kinds of cringey things that fill up this unsettling thread. 

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Text - hairnetcouture • 15h My brother in law. The way he tries to flirt with anything with a pair of boobs and is 2 decades younger than he is.- mostly female servers at restaurants. He treats male servers like shit. He tries to touch their hair or their shoulders without permission and makes the lamest jokes that no one ever laughs at except for him. The man hasn't shaved in years and from the smell of it probably doesn't bathe as often as he should either. He smells like dog and burritos. I m

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Text - FrankyStankbone • 19h 3 2 Awards Extreme self delusion. Usually it's funny enough to make up for it, but sometimes it's just so sad to see somebody who can't accept reality

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Text - greatplains35 • 18h F2 Awards When I remember my high school interactions in general.

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Text - weirdirishpotato • 15h When people make a joke but nobody laughs and it's just quiet

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Text - Rabidwalnut • 16h S 3 Awards Self diagnosed psychopaths

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Text - Obsessed-but-blessed • 18h When I remember that I did the "I do have a boyfriend, he just goes to another school" thing

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Text - DeathSpiral321 • 17h YouTube comment threads that are essentially an endless string of "Who else is listening in 2020?!"

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Text - Jett728 • 19h When people get that mentality of "I am one bad bitch" because they are really just one annoying bitch

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Text - DeathSpiral321 • 16h People who post vague status updates on social media, such as "The most horrible thing just happened to me", without providing any context. It's a cheap way for people to fish for attention, and it creates unnecessary worry for the people who care about them.

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Text - Alexander0232 • 18h Seeing an adult complaint like a child to waiters, cashiers, etc.

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Text - loopdah • 15h Saying something in a group and getting dead silence afterwards. Also thinking about the stupid things l've done in past social situations. Also waving back at someone who wasn't waving at you. Also my voice Also having an idea of what to say in my head but when I speak It just sounds a mess.

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Text - The_Pink_Knife • 18h 4 Awards Second hand embarrassment. It makes me physically ill. Someone obviously showing off at doing something when they're not that good at it really gets to me. The worst is when someone is singing along to a song, but instead of just vibing and singing for their own pleasure, they're looking around to make sure that OTHER people are watching them sing. Its the worst. Just to be clear - doing something badly just because you enjoy it is encouraged, and celebrated.

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Text - VeryMeaningfulIName • 15h 1 Award When people film themselves doing something really "generous" and "heartfelt" for someone in dire need (e.g. a homeless person). Mate. Give them the money or the food or whatever, and get on with your life. I CRINGE at how that person must feel to have a camera or phone shoved in their face while they're accepting someone's shallow charity. I'm glad the person in need benefits but I can't bear to watch them.

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Text - thelivingomelette • 19h When someone is obviously lying.

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Text - drlqnr • 19h early teen me. so many cringy stuff i did. i hope all of my old friends have forgotten about me

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Text - vvdb_industries • 19h 2 3 S 6 Awards Recordings of my own voice.

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Text - AssMaster6000 • 13h When people post selfies of them crying. No joke, my friend's sister posted crying selfies of her and her kids when they had their dog put to sleep. With the dead dog. Like, umm... that's a private moment of grief not a selfie opportunity??

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Text - MockingCat • 16h 1 Award Guys being overly aggressive at women who are plainly uninterested.

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Text - Herogamer555• 18h When l'm getting my hair cut and the clippers get near my right ear. The entire right side of my head gets extremely tingly and my back reflexively cringes away. It's like ASMR on super-steroids.

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Text - maddante • 16h People shooting down ideas when they've asked for help. It angers me but it also just, really makes me uncomfortable

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Text - pajamakitten • 17h When the super rich try to relate to ordinary people. It just comes across as so fake.

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Text - Brutusismyhomeboy • 17h American office culture. "Let's circle back" "Bubble up any concerns you might have" Forced camaraderie and laughter at Steve who's a damn dweeb and his unfunny joke that's been honed over many a cup of shitty coffee in the breakroom because it's just another Monday.

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Text - Lit-ketameme • 17h People pretending to act dumb to be attractive

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Text - Topgun157 • 17h 1 Award "Thanks for the gold kind stranger" Just send a private pm to the gilder and stop ruining good posts.

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Text - IccyOrange • 17h 3 1 Award The time I was talking too loud at a wedding when I wasn't supposed to and everyone at the wedding turned around to see what asshole wouldn't shut up.

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Text - the-tall-leprechaun • 19h Videos of people getting caught in lies.

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Text - Kaolotomut • 18h Folks who read motivational literature and then brag about what outstanding knowledge it contains.

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Text - Yovid-19 • 19h 3 Awards when people guild themselves

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HOA Board Members Try To Remove Homeowner's Trampoline


Well, that backfired for those HOA board members. Sounds like the pro revenge was swift and brutally successful. 

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Text - The only bummer is now I have to manage a street which includes some legit crazy people. BUT - this whole episode has convinced my wife that we will never live in an HOA again, which I count as a huge victory in addition to the trampoline remaining where it is today. 18.7k 724 1 Share Award

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