One Tumblr thread leads into another, and they're all focused on honoring the strangeness of human beings. It's a fun shift in perspective to consider an alien fleet arriving, chatting it up with some humans, and ultimately being impressed/baffled over how humans pull off the crazy stuff that they do. Maybe aliens are the normal ones.
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Backseat cooking can bring on dire consequences. Like the rage of one's significant other. It sounds like this dude got caught up in a moment of blind carelessness, and ended up seasoning his girlfriend's cooking without getting the green light first. People in the comments seem to agree that the girlfriend was not in the wrong for getting mad at the boyfriend's entitled seasoning move.
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Sometimes brains fart. Yes, sometimes we get caught up in the middle of a moment where our intentions don't align with the words falling out of our mouths. A severe form of miscommunication where things in the brain are misfiring, and we're just basically speaking a ton of nonsense. It's wonderful. At the very least, it'll inspire some laughter as people realize you had no idea what you were saying for a moment.
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