Thursday, March 26, 2020

Absurd Individuals Who Believe They're Utter Geniuses


People who think they are very smart.

When the internet becomes a place for people to share their true feelings about things, you start to get a whole lot of people who truly feel that they're unmatched geniuses whose thoughts are so vast and comprehensive that that they might as well have telekinetic powers. Maybe they're right, maybe they are truly blessed with supreme knowledge. And they use that knowledge to mostly make snide Youtube comments and smear the internet with their bragging.

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"Edgiest" Things People Did That Backfired


People on AskReddit share their edgy phases that ultimately ended up looking very uncool.

People are looking back on the "edgiest" things they did in attempts to be cool, which ultimately resulted in them realizing later on down the road, that said actions were anything but cool. Whether it was punching trees to try and impress a crush, or maybe Naruto running through the halls; it'd seem the harder people tried to be cool, the further away they fell from being just that. 

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Dad Pulls Ultimate Prank On Daughter From Afar


Dad pulls the ultimate prank on his daughter from afar, during their game of pinch and punch.

Ah, yes. A lovely game of pinch and punch between a loving dad and his daughter, ends up making for quite the funny and feel good story. It sounds like dad manages to pull off the ultimate power move prank from afar, and leaves his daughter in a state of blissful acceptance that he did it. Pretty awesome. Well done, dad. 

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The Worst Flavors Of Ice Cream People Had


People share the worst flavors of ice cream they've experienced.

When it comes to crimes against food, there are people who eat food the wrong way, but evidently there are also people who create food that never should have existed in the first place. Here are the worst ice creams people had that were made out of novelty, curiosity or mistake.

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Short Tumblr Thread On Places That Jokingly "Don't Exist"


Tumblr thread on places people say don't exist as a joke.

When it comes to inside jokes among countries, it's actually fairly common to have a running gag about a town or place that doesn't exist. Tumblr hatches nuggets of gold from its busy brains, like this tumblr thread that makes history fun.

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Ridiculous and Sometimes Insightful Things Said by Kids


Funny, interesting and silly quotes from kids

Livefromsnacktime features the stupid, weird and sometimes insightful things kids say. Kids are basically weird and dumb, which means they often have intriguing and out-of-the-box crap to say. We love the sound of no one talking too, Anonymous 6 year old.

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Herd Of Bison Crash Reporter's News Segment


A reporter dips out when a herd of bison show up during a broadcast.

This reporter went viral over his reaction to seeing a herd of bison show up. Apparently, they have quite the established reputation for being grumpy folk. So, the reporter's move to flee the scene and not waste any time doing so, could've saved him from a whole lot of harm!

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Guy On Twitter Traces Electric Origins Of Triscuit


Guy on Twitter traces the electric origins of Triscuit.

Sage Boggs shared a Twitter thread that is making the rounds, and it's all about the electric origins of the infamous Triscuit snack. There's the internet for you. You don't normally wake up thinking that you need to know about how Triscuits are legit electric biscuits, but then you learn that they are, and it's pretty awesome. 

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Tumblr Thread: The Bizarre Nature Of Sci-Fi Translation


Brief Tumblr thread points out the strange nature of Sci-fi translation | alice-and-cheshire-cat Follow foone Follow @Foone Here's question always have with universal translators sci-fi do they know stop translation? Like say an alien asks about deserts on earth, and human lists sahara desert, gobi desert and kalahari desert" Alien just said "desert" six times.

This fun Tumblr thread points out the strange and confusing nature of translating, on a galaxy-wide kind of scale. Specifically, how it could end up being quite the absurd process trying to list various deserts to a visiting alien, when they all end up translating to "desert desert." So, maybe humanity is "moon moon" then. 

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Movie Quotes People Used That Nobody Recognized


A collection of movie quotes that people use all the time that nobody recognizes | itsMondaybackwards 5h If not back 5 minutes just wait longer. Ace Ventura Jim Carrey

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their experiences with breaking out movie quotes that nobody else recognized. It can be a funny experience, when you try out that movie quote you just love, and the rest of the room is silent and genuinely confused as to what you're talking about. 

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Wednesday, March 25, 2020

Yelling Sea Lion Sounds like a Man


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We knew that goats could yell like a dude, but apparently this Sea Lion can yell like how a complete stranger would scream at you from their passing Civic in the middle of the night.

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Artist Crafts Coins With Hidden Mechanisms In Them


It would be so dang cool to find one of these out in the wild. They look like real life treasures. 

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Math Teacher Delivers Remote Video Lesson In Half-Life: Alyx


The mouse pointer really sealed the deal on this beautiful deal. Brilliant work by the math teacher. 

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Guy Opens Can Of Soda On The Ocean Floor


All that shaking amounted to a glorious display of nothing. A lovely video that gets right to the point. 

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Tumblr List: Grandpa Brings Home Bizarre Animals


Tumblr user shares an incomplete list of all the weird animals a grandpa brought home.

This Tumblr list captures all the bizarre animals that Grandpa brought home over the span of his 67 year marriage to grandma. Clearly Grandpa enjoys a life of unpredictability, which would seem to have translated to the guy showing up at home with all kinds of unexpected, wild animals. 

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Twitter Users Share When They Knew They Had Cabin Fever


People on Twitter share when they knew the cabin fever had taken effect.

People on Twitter are sharing when they knew the cabin fever was a real thing. Sometimes, you get so caught up in enjoying your own company that you forget you haven't left your home, for a very long time. These folks absolutely experienced the cabin fever life. 

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Overly Ominous and Uniquely Spooky Signs


Signs that seem extra scary.

We see warning signs every day, and some hazards become more "everyday" than others. These spooky signs go above and beyond when addressing strange, overly specific, or even vague danger. Spooky signs say a lot with their creepiness.

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Weird and Dumb Design Fails That Don't Make The Cut


Funny, stupid, creepy and dirty design fails.

No matter how you slice it, there will always be people and things failing at their one job. And we're glad that people's constant design fails give us a world full of shirts, signs and products featuring nonsensical ramblings and accidental filthy creepiness .

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Memes about The Brutal Reality of Not Being 20 Anymore


Memes about the realities of aging.

Results of aging may vary, but take it from these people that hangovers are worse and dating can become a struggle. Oh, and protect your back. Here are some dad memes to keep dads going through these dark times.

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Weirdest Things People Believed As Kids


People share various strange things that they believed as kids.

People are sharing the weirdest and most outlandish things they believed as children. It's no surprise that our minds are ripe for hatching up all kinds of irrational and creative beliefs, while we're kids. Whether it's something fun like believing in a Cheerios Bee, or maybe something more sinister like believing in a scary alien creature that lives in the vents in your house; kids really dig deep for what they believe could be a real thing. 

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Freaky Cursed Images to Just Feel Weird About


Freaky, weird and bizarre cursed images.

It's kind of hard to tell what makes a cursed image, but you know one when you see one. Here are some freaky looking, unsettling images as well as some more cursed images from the abyss if you want to get your strangeness on. Cigarette Jello. Fun.

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Delusional Buyers And Sellers Fresh Out Of Sense


A collection of delusional moments between various individuals on Craigslist.

Ah, yes, the weird world of buying and selling secondhand items. Take for instance, that video game that looks like it was Glad wrapped. Not exactly what someone has in mind when they think they're buying a new and unopened video game. People are bound to slap prices, and sometimes insane ones, on just about anything they can find lying around the house. That broken pencil, or rock you just pulled out of your shoe, or beard trimmings? Maybe it's worth a couple hundred bucks if you're willing to shed rationality and all common sense. 

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Kinda Messed Up Crap On Kids TV Shows


Strange, messed up and dark moments from kids tv shows

Whether it's by design, some weird implication, or just a chimp going crazy on live television, people remember some of the stranger, creepier and more messed up points from their favorite TV shows as kids. Here are some funny moments of cartoon logicabout the times that make less sense.

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Supportive Tumblr Thread On Dealing With Invasive Thoughts


Tumblr thread provides advice on dealing with intrusive thoughts.

Assigning silly identities and voices to those various thought streams that might pop up as invasive, and with a dark tone around them, can be helpful in riding out the process back toward peace. If you're able to step outside the thought when it pops up, recognize it as that, and not identify with the thought, it can almost end up being a game of sorts. Is the conspiracy theorist with the panicked strain piping up again from the back corridors of your mind? Maybe. 

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Quick And Terrifying Two-Sentence Horror Stories


A collection of creepy two-sentence horror stories that are really creepy.

Two-sentence horror stories are perfect for folks that don't want to invest too much time in getting lost in a scary story. They're brief, and a lot of the time, highly visual and horrifying. It's amazing how much can be accomplished over the short span of a couple sentences. If you're in the mood for more after this, then check out these additional two-sentence horror stories.

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Bride Won't Cancel Wedding, Tells Guests To Take Ubers


Bride won't cancel the wedding, and proceeds to tell the guests to take Ubers | r/weddingshaming u/auroratudor 7d redd JOIN My sister supposed go wedding this weekend. She's been waiting hear 's canceled, but couple is going ahead. This is venue had say yesterday (3/16) evening address folks and weddings are going continue having our weddings are going move forward. Every weekend is booked and cannot reschedule have handwashing areas. Bring hand sanitizer if are worried. There have only been 69

This bride is on one. Seriously. It looks like she's refusing to cancel the wedding in light of the worldwide pandemic that is the Coronavirus. On top of that, she asks guests to take Ubers, so that they can avoid the "quarantine police." Can't make this up. 

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Woman Throws Boyfriend Surprise Party For Two, He Gets Upset


Woman throws her boyfriend a surprise party for two, and he gets upset that nobody else is there | AITA throwing my boyfriend Nailed themed birthday 2 last night? Not hole my boyfriend's 36th birthday yesterday and ended up crying like 5 times over events transpired. He loves show Nailed and thought would be cute and fun plan him “his own episode" with two cake challenges just two us at home since couldn't go anywhere due current circumstances.

So, the story on this one goes that an (awesome) girlfriend planned a big "Nailed It" themed, surprised birthday party for her boyfriend. Apparently, upon receiving this kind and loving gesture, the dude proceeded to break down and dissolve into a puddle of tears, because he wanted other people around to remember him. Awesome girlfriend asked the folks of Reddit whether or not she was in the wrong, and I mean, based off what we know, how could she be? 

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