These memes and tweets speak volumes to the life of adulting.
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Sunday, March 22, 2020
Window Washers' Most Memorable Sights On The Job
Window washers and people that have heard stories from window washers, are sharing those ridiculous moments people witnessed other people acting all kinds of ridiculous behind windows. It's amazing what kinds of strange and unexplainable stuff human beings can get up to, when they think they're in full privacy, and that nobody is watching them through those windows. These are absurd and hilarious.
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Really Hilariously Bad Jokes About Movies
Everyone loves a bad joke. Especially when it's about movies being ridiculous, sometimes. There's just something about bad jokes that help us not take everything so seriously. And when you start taking it less seriously, all of a sudden laughter arises.
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Woman's Roommate's Boyfriend Keeps Hitting On Her
It sounds like this roommate was caught up in quite the uncomfortable situation, and ultimately decided to try and prove to her roommate that shady boyfriend was trying to spit game behind her back. Sounds like there was a bit of blindness to the potential truth of that reality. Some folks only see what they want to see.
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Hilarious Gems From Scottish People Twitter
Ah, yes, we love the old Scottish Twitter. It's such a wonderful place of cultural gems from Scottish people that are talking about...who knows what? Honestly. Some of these we're not even sure what's being said. But the confusion is kind of the best part. And it's really fun to try and read them out loud.
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Liars That Need To Ditch The Dishonesty For The Truth
Liars gonna lie, and apparently some liars like to lie more than others. They all share a common theme, and that would appear to be thinking the rest of the world is too foolish to catch their BS for what it is.
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Pizza Hut Employee Answers Customer's Dumb Question In Kind
This Pizza Hut employee decided to return a customer's rather ridiculous question, with a ridiculous answer of their own. It would appear that that decision resulted in some brain short circuiting, and the customer ultimately taking offense. Hopefully the Pizza Hut employee managed to take some fun out of it.
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Laundry Drama: Guy Takes Deeply Satisfying Petty Revenge
Oh boy, they got caught red-handed. And from there, the process of taking a petty revenge was swift and oh so deeply satisfying. Laundry is enough of a process without someone messing with your sh*t. Everyone just play nice, and respect other people's clothes.
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Tattoo Artists Share Requests They Refused
Someone on AskReddit asked for tattoo artists to describe their experiences with rejecting people's tattoo requests. Sometimes the tattoo artist ends up being a kind of gatekeeper, from letting the stupid spontaneous decisions from getting through.
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Saturday, March 21, 2020
Employee Watches Ex-Boss Fail Trial Shift
This employee had had enough of their manager's irritating antics. So, they up and quit the job and decided to work at a rival company. As it turns out, the very same ex-manager that drove them nuts, ended up coming to apply for a job at said rival company. From there, the fail ensued in glorious fashion.
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Spelling Fails that Would Make the Dictionary Quit
When people don't know how to spell something, they tend to get very creative with their words. This has lead to quite a few spelling fails that made us question public schools. All we can say is these are pretty entertaining, so keep up the good work with those regrettable and dumb spelling fails.
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Tumblr Thread: Coronavirus Lockdown Ignites Pasta Debate In Italy
With the Coronavirus sending various parts of the world's population into a full panic, there is some strange behavior afoot. Strange, or in this case, apparently it's to be expected. Yes, this Tumblr thread highlights how the Coronavirus lockdown in Italy, inspired people to clear the shelves of pasta, except for the penne lische.
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The Rodney Dangerfield Shooting Stars Mashup We Didn't Know We Needed
For those unaware, the shooting stars meme features clips of people and things edited to look like they're falling through space and other situations, all to the tune "Shooting Stars" by Bag Raiders. In this case it's been applied to Rodney Dangerfield's iconic Triple Lindy scene from Back to School.
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Normally Packed Mall In Vegas Empty Due To Coronavirus
This normally packed mall in Fremont, Vegas is cleared out due to the Coronavirus pandemic. A powerful refection of the time we are living in.
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Quarantine Hack: Twitter Thread On The Epic Totwaffle
Ada Powers hooked it up with this amazing quarantine hack, amidst the Coronavirus. We're talking about an in-depth explanation on how to create the Totwaffle. It sounds like a pretty dang tasty dish, as well as a fun rare insult to try on someone, if the moment ever calls for it.
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Dude's Cardboard Signs Speak The Truth
This guy has taken it upon himself to deal out some cardboard sign wisdom to the masses. He's spewing some facts. Are the people ready for it.
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Quarantine Moment: People Vent About Wanting Haircuts
Due to the Coronavirus barbershops and salons across the globe are shutting down. Makes sense. With that development, people are coming to the terms with the inevitable nature of their hair, and that it will grow, grow, and grow some more. And after all that growing, will come some new and unplanned hairstyles.
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Tumblr User Shares Advice To Squash Laundry Industry
This angry Tumblr user shared some helpful advice on how to challenge the laundry industry itself, after seeing yet another article targeting millennials for being clueless. It might actually end up inspiring people to make their own laundry supplies.
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Tumblr User Writes Story About A Pirate Mermaid
Whoever wrote this was on to something. Seriously. This is beautiful. A baby mermaid born into a wild world that escapes all of her understanding, and ultimately taken in by a band of pirates who all undergo profound change within themselves, because of the mermaid baby. She teaches them about love, while she manages to tear it up on out on those seas.
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Cowboy Museum's Head Of Security Takes Over Twitter, Gold Ensues
Tim is the real MVP of Twitter, folks. Yes, apparently Tim was elected to take over the National Cowboy Museum's Twitter account. He also works as their head of security. Right on. Tim's hashtag game is next level.
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Employee Gets Fired, Goes After Boss's Money, Hotel, And Marriage
When this employee got fired from their job, they decided to take the kind of pro revenge that targets everything. Yes, they went after the boss's money, the hotel, and the marriage. Utter destruction ensued.
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Entitled Stranger Reconnects after Years Cause He Needs a Tow
We think that our run-ins with entitled strangers are one-off events. You'd have plenty reason to believe a guy who tried low-balling you for an Xbox Kinect in 2017 was just a passing stranger in the night. Lo and behold, we have the return of a complete stranger. This time he got an even colder shoulder. Seriously, these folks need to leave and take their attitudes with them.
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Twitter Users Share Their Quarantine Routines
People are bonding over their "quarantine routines" on Twitter. What else are we going to do? Some of these may prove effective, while others may get a nice and satisfying laugh out of you. Waking up and staring at the phone as you ponder the infinite abyss of existence is always a fun hobby to pick up, in these times of self isolation.
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Reasons People Stopped Being Vegan/Vegetarian
Messing too much with your diet can prove to have some unintended consequences, and vegans and vegetarians who aren't careful about balancing their diet correctly can end up with some annoying problems that could be solved by eating meat. If anything, the topic of eating animal products gives us some interesting moments like this tumblr post that calls out vegans for not eating honey or this tumblr post that schooled people on plague and veganism. Here are people's reasons for returning to the meat.
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Pawn Shop Owners Share Best Reactions They've Seen
Someone on AskReddit asked for pawn shop owners to describe the best reactions they've seen from people that tried to sell worthless stuff. People are prone toward losing their minds, when they find out that that possession they were trying to sell, is in fact worthless to the pawn shop owner. It can be a humbling process.
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Twitter Thread: Students Discover Trap Door, Chaos In Tunnels Ensues
Twitter user @deanlines, shares a viral thread about the incident from his school that involved students discovering a trap door leading to an elaborate tunnel system. It sounds like the eventual heist failed, but the adventure itself was definitely worth writing about.
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