Sunday, March 15, 2020

The Baddest Of The Maddest Mad Lads


A collection of people being truly ridiculous and fearless online | tweet by baber @bakerbakerbaker my roommate got broke up with by text and just disliked message

These mad lads don't give a dang about anything in the world. They're clearly fearless, and so supercharged on genuine bravery that they don't know what to do. So, here we are, capturing all their blazing madness. 

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Navy Operations Officer Pulls Laziest Move Ever


Navy operations officer pulls off an impressively lazy move | is laziest thing ever done once on US military ship, having breakfast wardroom (officers lounge Operations Officer (OPS) walks This guy definition NOT morning person; he's still half asleep, bleary eyed basically zombie with bagel. He sits down across eat his bagel and is just barely conscious. My back is outboard side ship, and morning sun is blazing one portholes putting big bright-ass circle light right on his barely conscious face

A true American hero. You know you've made it when you're directing a mob of people to steer a giant mass of steel for the sole purpose of getting the sun out of your face, while you go about enjoying your bagel. All in a day's work. 

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Guy Plays Poker With Friends On Birthday, Girlfriend Rages


Guy's girlfriend gets angry about his surprise birthday party | AITA leaving my GF upstairs crying play poker with boys downstairs? Not hole little bit ago my birthday, and my girlfriend had planned out whole thing Some background totally nailed her last birthday spent whole day doing her favorite things, had dinner at her favorite restaurant, got big dessert her favorite cake

This guy asked people on Reddit whether he was in the wrong for playing some poker with the boys on his birthday, even though his girlfriend wanted the day to be about them. Apparently, she was quite upset when he didn't meet those wants, and instead did his own thing. 

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Customer Wants To Complain About Employee's Cheese Cutting Abilities


Customer wants to complain to the owners of a cafe about an employee's slow cheese cutting abilities | WIBTA if complained owners cafe about long takes their employee cut cheese work an office building which has cafe s not table service go up counter and have choice hot meal, soup or sandwich Owners don't manage as they are catering company supply food morning. They leave Worker deal with distribution paninis and soup.

This deeply dissatisfied customer sounds like they've hit their breaking point when it comes to exercising patience over an employee's painfully slow cheese cutting abilities. At the end of the day, the job might just not be a good fit for the employee. Cutting cheese isn't for everyone. 

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Various Attempts That Dove Into A Pool of Failure


funny attempts that led to failure | tweet by Isaac Haxton @ikepoker Woman front at airport security has bottle frozen water. They want take She says 's not liquid.

Life is a relentless battering of attempt after attempt. Sometime's you're trying to park your car, make a cake, do your job or just make a decent point online. Not all of these tries will work out. Many of these attempts will hit the ground with the sound of failure.

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Wholesome And Solitary Activities People Can Do


People describe wholesome and solitary activities that can be done | reddit posted by GasmaskGelfling 118d 8 Awards feed crows buy unsalted peanuts shell and toss them as walk my dogs or wait bus have about 4 murders now who recognize plus random crows at different locations ones by lake feed my hand and almost let touch them. After about year doing got my first gift few weeks ago walnut shell.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to describe wholesome and solitary activities that people can do. Might be worth trying some of these out, if you're planning on spending more time alone than usual, in the near future. 

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Supreme Cases Of Devilishly Petty Revenge


A collection of funny petty revenge cases | reddit r/pettyrevenge JOIN u/the803project 2d 1 3 2 Screwed out my holiday pay because don't have set schedules 3 months later use exact same phrase my boss asked why didn't come wasn't on schedule

We've rounded up a fun collection of people being petty animals to one another. Some folks just don't want to let stuff go, and from there they decide to enact their petty revenges. The people who took these revenges must've been feeling some kind of satisfied, after seeing things through. 

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Guy Eats Six Egg Omelette Intended For Family, Embarrassment Ensues


Guy eats a six egg omelette that was intended for the family, and embarrassment ensues | TIFU by eating six egg omelet Years ago, on bright and sunny spring morning, my wife feeding our first child his highchair. My -laws, who were staying with us few weeks abroad, were preparing breakfast everyone. At time wasn't terribly unusual my mother--law prepare meals us, as she enjoyed helping us out with cooking and giving us more time tend our little one atypical my father--law had evidently decided

This guy had quite the fail after wolfing down a wonderful six egg omelette, and then realizing that it was intended for the whole family. Yikes. There it is. The fail occurred, and some solid stress-induced indigestion likely resulted. 

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Choosing Beggar Wants To Hijack Couple's Ride To Wedding


A choosing beggar wants to hijack a ride that a couple had set up to the wedding, months in advance | Hi guys, just about (Bride's) wedding middle trying arrange my travel wedding have spoken Lift Giver) and she has said might be too squashed with everyone car want avoid making(Lift Giver) feel awkward by letting anyone down so wondered One would feel, since both drive, about driving one cars down so everyone is able go can't afford whole family attend hence why am just going x

The level of entitlement at play here is truly off the charts. Seriously, it sounds like this choosing beggar expected the couple to not use the ride that they had sorted months in advance. Ridiculous. 

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People In Italy Respond To Coronavirus Lockdown With Music


Now that's a fun way to respond that doesn't include full panic. Right on, Italy!

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Tagged: cool , dancing , twitter , Italy , awesome , win

Grandma with Alzheimers Defeats Rude Karen


Grandma with Alzheimers insults rude Karen | r/IDontWorkHerelady Posted by byebyebrain1 7 days ago Don't mess with my Grandma, Karen. XL denotations people involved are pretty obvious so am not going list them Summary: Grandma with Alzhiemers puts Karen her place.

Experiencing your loved ones deal with aging is emotional and difficult, to put it lightly. But the moments of clarity when your grandma can sling a hardcore diss at a rude Karen are the kind of stuff you remember for a long time. For another wild Karen encounter, here's a story of a Karen who demanded fresh donuts and got them.

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Saturday, March 14, 2020

Ridiculous Things People Saw On Nanny Cams


AskReddit replies to the ridiculous things that people saw on nanny cams | MooseThings 1d 3 Awards This isn't bad one. My parents caught baby sitter carrying our 60lb golden retriever like he baby.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their experiences with witnessing unexpected behavior from people that were on nanny cams. It's an interesting reflection in how people act when they believe that nobody can see them. Sometimes people would seem to be absolute animals, while other times, they're just bubbling over with love and trying to carry the golden retriever around. 

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The Costco Toilet Paper Dash


Looks like they're having a great time. 

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Clever Jokes and Dumb Moments that are Technically Accurate


Clever jokes, dumb jokes and puns that are technically accurate | tweet by Andrew Collin @AndrewTCollin diss track is just two grown men sitting separate rooms, writing poems about each other.

We like stupid jokes that are technically correct because they let us feel smart without actually having to learn anything. That's a win-win, right? While these jokes and moments may break down under scrutiny, they're stupidly wonderful in our dumb eyes. That's what you get with technically accurate jokes.

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Dudes Pitch Pyramid Scheme Without Any Sense Of Irony


These guys really went on a show called Dragon's Den, to pitch a pyramid scheme. Now that's just admirable. I mean, what do you even really say to that? 

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Hiring Managers Share Signs People Lied on their Resume


Managers share stories of times people lie on their resume | ErecSchunn Well testing potential welder once. He showed up shorts, muscle shirt, and flip flops do weld test. And interview turned him away citing safety concerns about his wardrobe, and never rescheduled. Figured he too dumb deal with.

Depending on the job, it can be important to gussie up your resume with a few buzz words and projects you had a hand in, but some people take it too far. And no one wants to be in the embarrassing position of having to admit you lied on your resume to a potential employer. Hiring managers see some real wtf moments during interviews.

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A Reporter Shares What Money Can't Buy


Robert Gilmartin, a true visionary ahead of his time. Here's a classic news blooper that displays how we personally feel every news broadcast should conclude.

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The Crazy Stuff Court Reporters Overhear


The crazy stuff that court reporters overhear | Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are book called Disorder Courts and are things people actually said court, word word, taken down and published by court reporters had torment staying calm while exchanges were taking place | ATTORNEY first thing husband said morning? WITNESS: He said Where am Cathy ATTORNEY: And why did upset WITNESS: My name is Susan! ATTORNEY gear were at moment impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ATTORNEY: Are

This fun thread sheds light on all the ridiculous things that court reporters overhear while on the job. It's a true wonder that they can keep a straight face. People come to court to air out all kinds of mind blowing grievances. 

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Karen Needs Rental Car, Assumes Gift Shop Owner Works At Car Rental Agency


Karen needs a rental car, and proceeds to assume that a gift shop employee works at the agency.

In this case of, "I Don't Work Here Lady", it sounds like "Karen" goes about trying to get a rental car. The biggest issue with Karen's mission to get a rental car, is that the person she finds herself talking to actually works at a gift shop. 

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Short Twitter Thread Destigmatizes Sleeping In


Short Twitter thread destigmatizes people that have a hard time waking up early | tweet by Syed Moin Hassan, M.D syedmoinhassan don't know who needs hear this BUT ARE NOT LAZY IF ARE WAKING UP AT NOON have spent hours with patients with delayed circadian sleep phase trying destigmatize sleeping late and waking up late.

This fun and quick Twitter thread seeks to break down the societal stigma surrounding people getting up early, and as a result being productive. It sheds light on how some people just seemingly aren't hardwired to get up early, and crack on from there. And you know what? That's totally chill. 

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Unlikely Moments that Defied the Odds


Rare unlikely moments and coincidences that go against the odds.

So much stuff is happening constantly that it's statistically certain that some unlikely occurrences and rare moments will slip though. Getting to see and learn about crazily unlikely junk happening gives life some spice. Weird coincidences are fun to see, and it's sort of encouraging to know that anything could happen.

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Self-Titled Geniuses Who Smeared the Web with their Bragging


People who think they're brilliant and brag about it | REDACTED If someone tries give advice first make sure their television isn't bigger than their bookcase. If is then simply ignore them. 9:43 AM 22 Feb 20 Twitter Web App

The internet is filled to the brim with self-titled geniuses who are convinced of their own superiority. They spend time online ruining jokes, tearing down other people and bragging about grades they got in middle school. Whether it's caused by narcissism or a sheer lack of self awareness, these cringeworthy braggarts won't stop covering the internet with their supposed genius.

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Hotel Auditor Receives Funniest And Weirdest Spam Call


Front desk employee receives a hilarious and weird spam call.

Working the front desk brings with it all kinds of strange encounters, and weird spam calls. In this case, it sounds like the employee ended up thoroughly enjoying the experience. 

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Misfortune and Chaos that Derailed People's Days


Chaos, mistakes and moments of things going wrong | snowy hills and marks in the snow that suggest a person skiing crashed and then walked the rest of the way by foot | car completely smashed by tree trunks

Misfortune and failure is primed to strike at any moment. The ways it can hit are often cartoonish, like a melting ice cream cake or an exploding glass coffee table. Sure we can be careful, watch our steps and keep our noses clean, but that still won't stop chaos and its friends from entering our lives.

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Tinder Wins And Fails From The World's Cheesiest Romantics


A collection of wins and fails from various people on Tinder.

We're back at it again with a fresh round of Tinder wins and fails, from the online world's lot of hopeless romantics. People love to break out the best and very worst of their cheesy pickup lines, when it comes to seeing what will take on the dating app. Sometimes, they defy expectations, and actually end up getting somewhere. 

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Lighter Conspiracy Theories People Believe Mostly for Fun


Fun conspiracy theories | tweet by tiefling_sorceress 22.2k points 1 day ago edited 1 day ago 32 fashion industry makes too much money purses care about making pockets women easily available

Let's face it, most of us are too paranoid for our own good. We make up stories and wild explanations for even the smallest things in our lives. Most are outlandish and are more an exercise in creativity, but some of these conspiracy theories seem to make almost too much sense.

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Friday, March 13, 2020

Dude Looks At Fiance's Location History, Discovers They're Cheating


Guy looks at his fiance's location history and discovers that she's been cheating on him | TIFU by looking at my fiances location history and found out she has been cheating on Obligatory "this happened two days ago had been together with my girlfriend almost 4 years proposed her about month ago, she said yes, and were incredibly happy! Or so thought.

This dude decided to check their fiance's location history, and came to discover that there was cheating going on. Ouch. But hey, thanks to the discovery they're free from someone who refused to keep themselves faithful to their partner in the first place. 

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