This guy got a text from a random number, and decided to have some fun with it. As bots become more and more evolved, it's up to us to have some fun with it, and play along. This dude did so beautifully.
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Tuesday, March 10, 2020
Spelling Fails that Would Make the Dictionary Quit
When people don't know how to spell something, they tend to get very creative with their words. This has lead to quite a few spelling fails that made us question public schools. All we can say is these are pretty entertaining, so keep up the good work with those regrettable and dumb spelling fails.
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Things That Exist Because of Human Stupidity
Stupidity is one of the only attributes we can trust people to have consistently. Because of this, we have to get extra explicit when it comes to labels and laws. Stuff like, "please don't put salt in eyes" and junk like that. In a similar vein, here are some jobs that only exist because people are dumb. And for some extra scary warnings, here are spooky signs that are doing their job too well.
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Employee Watches Ex-Boss Fail Trial Shift
This employee had had enough of their manager's irritating antics. So, they up and quit the job and decided to work at a rival company. As it turns out, the very same ex-manager that drove them nuts, ended up coming to apply for a job at said rival company. From there, the fail ensued in glorious fashion.
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Some Classic Facepalm Moments of Dumbness
People make mistakes all the time, and the variety of those failures is the spice of life. However much people try, they're gonna have attempts that hit the ground with the sound of failure. We get some daunting moments of disappointing facepalm out of the world from time to time, and mostly we can just be glad it isn't us.
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Tumblr Explores Human Nature with "Knife Roomba"
One of Tumblr's favorite things to do is expound on human nature in discussions, essays and threads about the role human beings as team "hold my beer" in the universe. It's generally regarded, out of self interest and flattery that we're basically badass space orcs. These kinds of discussions go on to describe Earth as the type of planet whose wildlife could fight off an alien invasion. So in this context, the idea that a human ship would have a knife Roomba affectionately referred to as "Stabby" not only makes perfect sense, but sort of makes us want to get one right now.
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Tagged: tumblr , stab , knife , human , lol , sci fi , science fiction , human nature , funny , space
Seniors Slack Off, Group Members Suffer, Teacher Takes Poetic Revenge
This teacher had had enough of some slacker seniors messing around and as a result, negatively impacting other people's grades in the class. Anyone who has ever found themselves muddling through a group project, and trying to keep someone else who isn't accountable, accountable, will connect deeply with this revenge. It's honestly beautifully done. Probably the most powerful lesson the teacher ever taught. Those entitled parents and kids never saw it coming.
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Dude's Cardboard Signs Speak The Truth
This guy has taken it upon himself to deal out some cardboard sign wisdom to the masses. He's spewing some facts. Are the people ready for it.
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Tumblr User Shares Advice To Squash Laundry Industry
This angry Tumblr user shared some helpful advice on how to challenge the laundry industry itself, after seeing yet another article targeting millennials for being clueless. It might actually end up inspiring people to make their own laundry supplies.
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Jerkbag Gives Server Ultimatum, Ends Up Paying for 25 Beers
If you're gonna be really serious to your server and demand that they bring you a beer with every passing, then get ready for your wallet to explode. It's hard to tell what this guy's goal was, but his words were the nails in the coffin. The service industry is at times lawless and full of characters, so you get a lot out of tales from servers who have seen it all.
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Monday, March 9, 2020
Dishonest People Getting Dunked On By The Truth
These liars got caught up in the middle of trying to sell their BS to the rest of the world. When are these people going to quit it with the dishonesty, and just embrace the truth? Who knows? Until then, we'll enjoy the liars getting called out as they do on social media.
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Tagged: quit your bullshit , twitter , FAIL , lying , liars , facebook , ridiculous , dishonest , funny
Retail Workers' Best Methods For Passing Time
People that have worked retail are sharing their most beloved methods for passing the time. Things like not checking the time as frequently have been known to help people feel like it's passing faster. Could try that, or maybe striking up conversation with people that are coming in as customers.
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Bizarre Ways To Manage Anxiety (20 Tweets)
For some reason wrapping stuff up in bubble wrap has a way of deconstructing people's most monumental levels of anxiety. There's that, or you can do things like hide under the covers, and away from the world. That's always a solid approach too. And if that doesn't do it, take a "me day" and sleep in until you can sleep no more.
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Gordon Ramsay Genuinely Angry In An Interview
Gordon Ramsay is really good at getting angry and making money off of it.
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Carl Sagan Explains Why Earth Is Round
Take that flat earthers. Some might call this a flawless victory by Carl Sagan.
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Experts Share Tips For Working From Home
Experts on Twitter are breaking out their best proven tips for working from home. With the Coronavirus taking the world by storm, a lot of workplaces are shutting down and asking people to work their jobs from home (if they're lucky). So, these tips come at the perfect time. Apparently, a huge part of weathering these tumultuous times successfully is to exist peacefully alongside the cat (if you have one). Things like getting a decoy keyboard can really come through in the clutch
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Entitled Stranger Reconnects after Years Cause He Needs a Tow
We think that our run-ins with entitled strangers are one-off events. You'd have plenty reason to believe a guy who tried low-balling you for an Xbox Kinect in 2017 was just a passing stranger in the night. Lo and behold, we have the return of a complete stranger. This time he got an even colder shoulder. Seriously, these folks need to leave and take their attitudes with them.
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Reasons People Stopped Being Vegan/Vegetarian
Messing too much with your diet can prove to have some unintended consequences, and vegans and vegetarians who aren't careful about balancing their diet correctly can end up with some annoying problems that could be solved by eating meat. If anything, the topic of eating animal products gives us some interesting moments like this tumblr post that calls out vegans for not eating honey or this tumblr post that schooled people on plague and veganism. Here are people's reasons for returning to the meat.
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Entitled People Who've Gotta Pack Up Their Rotten Attitudes
Whether it's an insane boss, a demanding sibling, or a complete stranger who wants a 500 dollar lawnmower delivered to their house for free, demanding entitled people need to leave and take their attitudes with them. No family gathering, community board, review section or online marketplace is safe from entitled individuals with their absurd demands.
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Twitter Thread: Students Discover Trap Door, Chaos In Tunnels Ensues
Twitter user @deanlines, shares a viral thread about the incident from his school that involved students discovering a trap door leading to an elaborate tunnel system. It sounds like the eventual heist failed, but the adventure itself was definitely worth writing about.
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Facebook Scammer Loses To Logic
This Facebook scammer wasn't ready to contend with the power of logic. If anything, this interaction could serve as a helpful guide for other people out there to employ, when they find themselves facing a scammer who's trying to get away with some stupid BS. Enough with all the scamming, people!
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Sweet 80s and 90s Nostalgia to Rekindle Forgotten Memories
There's something special about seeing a product or thing that you haven't thought about once in 20 years. There's something satisfying about those little "a-ha" moments you get from remembering a toy you used to have, a commercial you saw over and over again or seeing a twitter thread that takes a voyage through being in school in the 90s.
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Stupidest Things People Have Done Because Of Coronavirus
Someone on AskReddit asked for pharmacists to share the dumbest things that they've seen people doing in response to the Coronavirus. Basically, people have shed their common sense and traded it for mindless superstition and general stupidity. Apparently, a lot of folks are subscribing to the belief that toilet paper can help them ward off the perils of the Coronavirus. Right on.
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Bad Life Pro Tips For The Existential Crisis
These intentionally sh*tty life pro tips are perfect for anyone navigating the dark and hopeless alleyways of an existential crisis. They are by their very nature, intentionally "bad" so at the very least, they won't do anything at all. At the most, they'll get a laugh out of you, over how bad they are.
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Tumblr Thread: Addams Family Renting Out Rooms To College Students
This Tumblr thread imagines a world where the infamous Addams Family decides to rent rooms out to broke college students. The hypothetical picture that ensues is hilarious and potentially accurate. Especially the part about how Wednesday and the Thing will find that thesis and critique it in every way possible. Yikes, indeed.
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Genius Replaces Costco's Sold Out Signs To Signs For Magical Items
Now this looks like a fun time. Just swapping out all of Costco's sold out signs with signs for magical items. Sign me up.
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