Saturday, March 7, 2020

Man Doesn't Want Baby Till Wife Gets Help For Obsessive Cleaning


Man doesn't want to have a baby until his wife seeks help for her obsessive cleaning habits.

This guy asked people on Reddit whether or not he was in the wrong for wanting to wait to have a baby with his wife, until she addressed her obsessive cleaning habits. Some folks in the replies section are suggesting that the process of having a baby would only elevate what could be an existent high anxiety level, for her. Maybe a little time could help. Who knows? 

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Tumblr Has Lawyer-style Debate over Legitimacy of Bread Knife


Tumblr users argue over a picture of a bread knife using lawyer language | phoenix wright ace attorney whitebeltwriter: dual-destininies: derples: dual-destininies: tf2-fandomstuck: tiniestshorts: Bread knife french have grown more powerful. Hold ! photo of a hand holding bread and a red circle

This Tumblr disagreement over whether or not this bread knife is real became a real debate with counterarguments, claims and diagrams. Frankly at first glance it looks like fake bread, but I guess that's why lawyers exist. For some more lawyer Tumblr stuff, here's a tumblr thread on ridiculous court transcripts. For another argument, here's a tumblr user absolutely schooling another on horses.

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People Being Dumb Dumbs In Cars


A collection of images showing people being dumb in cars.

These mental wipeouts from people in their cars resulted in some serious fails. They might make you feel better about your most mindless moments behind the wheel. We're all prone to making a mistake every now and again. Just gotta roll with it. 

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Tumblr Thread: Magenta Isn't A Real Color


Tumblr thread suggests that the color magenta does not exist | inkwingart This is magenta, and not pink. Unlike pink, magenta doesn't actually exist. Our brain just invents magenta serve as considers logical bridge between red and violet, which each exist at opposite ends linear spectrum. TL;DR this color is fake (and also hate )

Some Tumblr threads do a phenomenal job at taking our brains on wild and unexpected brain trips. For instance, this thread that suggests that the color magenta isn't actually a real color. Instead, that it's just our brains "guessing" at a color. 

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Guy Tricks Noisy Neighbor into Smashing His Own TV


Guy messes with his noisy neighbor's TV until his neighbor smashes it.

Having a noisy neighbor who keeps you from sleeping can feel like literal torture. After it kept getting worse, this dude took matters, and aux cords, into his own hands. Here's a similar story of a guy who got cunning revenge on his noisy neighbors.

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Wrongful Times People Were Misjudged


Various times that people were misjudged | reddit posted by LotusPrince Not but my brother he elementary school grades are based on things other than test scores teacher noted on his report card he needs work on his skill at cutting with scissors. My brother is left-handed, and scissors classroom were right-handed people.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their experiences with being on the receiving end of wrongful, premature judgments. Judgments are absolutely not always grounded in what is. It's remarkable how many of us can give ourselves over to what thoughts come into our minds, about what defines someone else. 

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Trashy Moments That Stink Up The World


Horrible selfish moments of failure, cringe and trashiness.

Whether it's some lady using a huge tragedy as an opportunity to sell essential oils, a dude using a public water fountain to clean his dog's ass, or having to put up a sign to keep people from huffing whipped cream, there are boundless opportunities for intense trashiness on our planet. For more of this junk, here are some extra trashy moments that belong on garbage island.

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Employee Discovers Food Allergy At Company Potluck


An employee discovers that they're allergic to bananas while at the company potluck | reddit post TIFU by not realizing allergic bananas, and making my coworkers think l'm dumbass This didn't just happen, this about year ago staff my office 95% southern ladies over 65 years old. They were mostly retired, working part time as office staff. And they LOVED potlucks, they lived them point where had one pretty much every month.

This employee came to learn what constitutes a food allergy, a bit later than they might have expected. The tingling that their brain had registered as perfectly "normal" was an allergic response to the bananas they were eating. Their co-workers must've gotten a kick out of the revelation. 

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Weird Excuses from People Who Were Late To Class


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Teachers have a right to be skeptical of students who are late to class, but sometimes something so specific and weird happens that it lends itself some legitimacy. Here are some wild excuses from late students that turned out to be legit. For more school drama, here are people's school "incident" as well as ways people rebelled against unfair school rules.

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Friday, March 6, 2020

Guy Gets $2 Street Haircut In Belize


Best $2 haircut that we've ever seen. 

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Journalist Makes Huge Math Blunder


You're not doing it right. Not at all. 

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Shaq Loses Bet To Dwayne Wade, Has To Grow Out Hairline


Shaq lost a bet and now all of us get to see his hairline. Right on. 

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People Share Their Favorite Fun Facts


Twitter users share their favorite fun facts.

Twitter users are busting out their favorite fun facts. The world is filled to the brim with facts that blow the mind. Kind of cool that those Apollo astronauts' footprints will stay on the moon for around 100 million years. 

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Twitter Thread On American Healthcare Vs Everywhere Else In The World


Twitter thread highlights the differences of American healthcare vs everywhere else in the world.

This Twitter thread highlights some of the differences experienced with the American healthcare system vs other places in the world. Not only that, but it maps out how a vacation could potentially be cheaper than a visit to the dentist to fix up those teeth. 

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Evidence of Kids Being Stupid and Weird


Kids being weird, funny and stupid.

We all know that kids are weird and stupid. We remember being dumb as rocks at that age too, so it's not a surprise. They get things wrong, have really strange obsessions, freak out over nothing, say mean things and make ridiculous mistakes. Children are strange and stupid people who deserve to be made fun of.

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Shower Thoughts That Melted Minds


A collection of people's shower thoughts that really made people think.

People often get caught up in giving themselves over to thinking about all kinds of random stuff while taking a shower. And amidst that random, sometimes brilliant, glowing, genius shower thoughts arise. The kind of thoughts that really make you slow down, and think about everything, and why it is the way it is. 

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Former Store Manager Deliberately Hires Thief As Replacement


Former store manager intentionally hires a thief as his replacement.

This former store manager decided to get back at the place he used to work at by intentionally hiring a replacement that was a thief. The fact that the thief was hired and then left unsupervised was really the icing on the cake in this revenge. 

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Inspirational Quotes From John Cena On Twitter


A collection of inspirational quotes from John Cena on Twitter.

Apparently John Cena's Twitter account serves as a forum for inspirational quotes about being present for life. Tight. How about John Cena reads through some of these for a video? Now that'd be nuts. 

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Rare Insults That Rocked People To Their Core


A collection of creative insults that rocked people to their very core.

We're back at it again with a fresh round of rare insults that people broke out in the comments section. They're the kind of insults you might be able to appreciate, while potentially feeling bad for laughing at. These people are just being themselves, but hey, you can't stop a rare insult once it's been unleashed. 

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Karen Threatens to Call CPS over Bin of Easter Decorations


Karen doesn't get easter decorations on facebook and sends threats.

This person was offering some Easter decorations over Facebook on a first come first serve basis. This person said they'd pick them up, didn't, and then it just kind of turned into this. Seems like she might be projecting. The internet is teeming with entitled people and their unreasonable demands, like this mom who lashed out against her babysitter who got a better job.

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Best Excuses Teachers Got That Turned Out True


Teachers share the best excuses they got that ended up being true.

Someone on AskReddit asked for teachers to share the best excuses they got that ended up being true. The following list of excuses truly shatter expectations. If anything, they're a great reminder that the world is a wild place where the unexpected can strike at any moment. 

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Twitter Users Argue Over "Breaking Bad" And "The Wire"


Twitter users debate whether "Breaking Bad" or "The Wire" is a better show.

Today's argument would seem to be centered on whether "Breaking Bad" or "The Wire" is a better show. Twitter is always going to be the place ripe for debate on pretty much anything, so it comes as no surprise that we've got a fresh and fiery argument upon us. 

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Revenge Of The Week: Presumptuous Manager Gets Humbled


Presumptuous manager gets humbled after thinking that an employee's job is unnecessary.

Ah yes, here we are with a fresh revenge of the week! This time, it's a case of a manager getting in their own way with an arrogant attitude. Last revenge of the week we took a look at fifty employees vs. a greedy business. That was fun times. 

Now, here we are. It sounds like this manager was rocking quite the presumptuous attitude, when it came to how they regarded the importance of their employee's job. Specifically, they basically adopted the view that it didn't matter. We're talking about an employee that worked as a sales engineering sales rep. Turns out that's actually pretty important to maintaining the flow of a company's functions. 

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Quick Fun Tumblr Thread On An IT Wizard


Fun Tumblr thread imagines an IT wizard.

This quick and fun Tumblr thread imagines a fantasy world where the IT guy is working magic to resolve people's technology problems. So many parallels with the real thing. 

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Thursday, March 5, 2020

Dude Uses Rice To Show How Rich Jeff Bezos Is


Solid demonstration. Look at all that beautiful rice. 

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Officials Telling People Not to Touch Their Face, Then Touching Their Face


We're all following Coronavirus to some degree, and we're all mostly aware of basic hygiene like washing our hands a lot, coughing into our elbows and not touching our eyes, noses and mouths, but evidently that's harder to do than people think. Here's a Washington Post super cut of various officials touching their faces moments after telling people not to.

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Guy Shoots Terrifying Video While Stuck In Crane During Tornado


This guy was stuck in a crane 375 feet up when Tornadoes struck Nashville. We wouldn't know what to do in that situation and it's very understandable that he begins to freak out.

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Dude Gets Burned Trying to Give Away House


Guy gets taken advantage of trying to give away house.

This level of trashy behavior can be found in all walks of life; be it a boss, customer, landlord or straight up stranger. And seeing someone take advantage of a charitable situation leaves a bad taste in the mouth of anyone who could actually use this kind of help. You can see more of this kind of wild stuff in entitled people making wild demands. A real spicy one is this mom who lashed out at her baby sitter for leaving her bad job.

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