Someone on AskReddit asked for employees to describe the craziest things that happened to them on the job, and on top of that--how they were expected to continue working. The ensuing responses are filled to the brim with chaos.
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Wednesday, February 26, 2020
Tumblr Story: Alien Invasion Fought Off By Wildlife
This fun Tumblr story imagines a scenario involving an alien invasion, that ultimately suffers many struggles by not anticipating the power of the earth's wildlife. Kind of fun when you allow your mind to wander down potential situations involving bizarre alien species, squaring off against hordes of bears or swarms of cicadas or armies of mosquitoes.
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Bad Life Pro Tips For The Existential Crisis
These intentionally sh*tty life pro tips are perfect for anyone navigating the dark and hopeless alleyways of an existential crisis. They are by their very nature, intentionally "bad" so at the very least, they won't do anything at all. At the most, they'll get a laugh out of you, over how bad they are.
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Guy's Nightmare Date Ends In Wholesome Moment With Concierge
This guy found himself in the middle of an emotional rollercoaster of a date. It sounds like the date was emotionally reactive beyond comprehension, and generally resigned to being discontent with whatever the current situation was. The dude clearly had the moment he recognized that things had gone south, and decided to open up to the concierge, who was around and ready to listen.
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Girl On Tinder Gives Guy Number, Rock Pics Ensue
We'd guess that this girl didn't expect rock pictures from this guy after giving him her number on Tinder. That being said, here we are. The rock pics are out in full force, and they are glorious. This could really be headed somewhere special.
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Clever and Evil Pranks People Deployed
We say that we live in an organized society, but people still have a penchant for sinister pranks. And while it sucks to be pranked, holy crap does it feel good to revel in the glory of a successfully pulled off prank. Here are pranks, tricks, and goofs that people successfully dropped onto unsuspecting people's lives.
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Tuesday, February 25, 2020
Unsuspecting Little Girl Gets Chased by Deer
While visiting the Nara deer park in Japan, this little girl got targeted by a deer. Deer aren't supposed to be predators, but this one just locked on to this unsuspecting child with cat-like focus and decided to ruin her whole day.
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Wholesome Moment Hugh Jackman Recognizes Student He Taught
Hugh Jackman has quite the memory on him. He manages to recognize an old student in the middle of an interview, and reference old details about the student. Seems like Jackman is a personable guy with a nice lot of humility on him.
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"Karen" Wants To Pet Service Dog, Gets Rejected, Rage Ensues
"Karen" can't handle the reality of someone not wanting her to pet their service dog. For "Karen" this is a very troubling matter, and she makes this known in a good old-fashioned public freakout.
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Zamboni Driver Subs in As Emergency Goalie and Helps Win Game
When the Carolina Hurricanes found that they were in need of an emergency goalie, the 42-year-old Zamboni driver David Ayres stepped in to make 8 saves and help the team beat the Maple Leafs.
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Short Wholesome Thread about Huge Great Dane Adopting Tiny Owl Toy
This is just a short little wholesome thread about a big dog that had a special relationship with a tiny owl pet. For more moments like these, here are some wholesome memes to restore some sanity. And for more funny sleeping dogs, here are tired dogs sleeping in awkward positions.
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Tumblr List: The Chaotic Masterpiece That Is Spy Kids
Those Spy Kids movies were a mess of a cinematic masterpiece. The biggest question that seems to come out of this list is how were they even movies? A whole lot of cameos and mind-bending twists, and general chaos. Like, George Clooney was president at one point.
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SUV Interrupts People's Workouts At Planet Fitness
People working out at a Planet Fitness in South Philly had their workouts cut short, when a driver in a SUV drove through the gym wall. Apparently, authorities are unsure of what caused the accident. Reports indicate that nobody inside the gym at the time was injured.
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Moments of Cartoon Logic that Make Perfect Sense
It's hard to cover up every plot hole of a cartoon that is by definition supposed to not make sense anyway. Some of these are delivered with a wink and a nod by the creators themselves, and others just kinda seem lazy. Sometimes it goes deeper, like how Tumblr explained that the Power Puff Girls are supposed to be freaky handless monsters.
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Reality Is Too Unrealistic In Historical Tumblr Thread
Some people suggest that these historical "facts" are not facts at all, and instead exaggerations on the truth. We haven't researched them ourselves, so we can't confirm or deny whether they're true or not. That being said, we appreciate this Tumblr thread making "history" fun to read about.
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Couple's Wedding Hashtag Generator is a Cornucopia of Double Entendre
With one fell swoop of automated name creation, the about-to-be-formed Dick family has a buttload of new name ideas for their wedding. We will never not be fans of dumb jokes, double entendre, and anything that has to do with silly names. especially when it relates to something as serious and adult as a wedding.
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Girl Isn't Invited To Wedding, Passive Aggressive Response Ensues
This girl seemingly popped out of the blue, and assumed she'd be invited to the wedding of a "friend" she hadn't talked to in a long time. As it turns out, the wedding was for close friends and family, and not people that had fallen out of touch. From there, the response was one wrapped up in passive aggressiveness. The girl goes so far as to suggest that the couple reconsider marriage altogether.
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Spooky Signs that Say a lot with their Creepiness
Scary signs serve the valuable purpose of warning people of possible danger. They're not supposed to be nice or fun. That said, some spooky signs are way scarier and outright threatening than they need to be. Again, we're glad that people are telling us that snakes might come up the toilet, but sometimes a spooky sign is just too dang scary.
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Twitter Thread: What Kind Of Rock Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Is
This is no joking matter. No, not to field geophysicist, Mika McKinnon. She tasked herself with identifying what kind of rock Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is. She really delves into "The Rock's" various attributes and leaves no stone unturned.
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Dudes do the Math on If a Fart Could Propel Someone in Zero G
Finally, the answer to the question that's been burning you up inside for years. Given that this is all about getting around space using the force of pushing gases out of valves, this is technically rocket science. For another fun physics lesson, here's Tumblr uncovering the legend of the fastest manhole cover ever. For more fart stuff, here's deaf kids learning about farts.
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TIFU: Water Bottle Mishap Results In Accidental Spider Casualty
Well, that's one way to get your protein with your water. Just imagine waking up, potentially disoriented as many humans are at that moment, and then realizing that you've accidentally ingested a spider. Panic might ensue, but long as you didn't eat something poisonous (even then, how does that shake out?), you might just find yourself having to accept what is. A spider is dissolving in your body, and that's that.
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Monday, February 24, 2020
Twitter Users Share Awkward and Bad First Dates
You never know exactly what you're gonna get on a first date. It could be nice, or it could be like pulling teeth. Understandably, people have a whole lot of stories of bad first dates they've been on, and it sure is intriguing to learn about exactly everything that can go wrong when getting to know someone.
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Rare Moment Math Whiz Accepts He's Wrong
He gets caught up in the middle of believing that a quarter of an hour is not 15 minutes. From there we get to watch him come to terms with the fact that he's ultimately wrong.
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Follower Submitted TIFU: Bartender Teaches Needy Karen A Lesson
This needy "Karen" ended up being taught a foul tasting lesson by a bartender who was ready to serve it up to her. Apparently, Karen, was putting the pressure on a guy who wasn't interested. The bartender decided to enact an intervention of sorts, by serving Karen an intentionally terrible drink.
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Employee Framed for Theft Ends Up on Top
Sometimes it feels like there's no justice in this world, but other times the truth pulls through. After this person was fired for some BS they didn't do, they started a chain of events that eventually got their ex employees out of a their own jobs. Here are some employees who actually did some dumb crap that got them fired on the first day.
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Tumblr Theory: Tony Stark Is The Strongest Avenger
This Tumblr user is suggesting that Tony Stark might have a much higher pain tolerance than we ever realized. That, or the director's decided to paint the picture as they did, just to make it look cool. Not because it was indicative of Tony Stark having some kind of superhuman pain tolerance thing going on.
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Wild and Dumb Stuff Teachers Confiscated
Sometimes it was a normal thing that a teacher mistook for something else. Other times it was a living thing. Sometimes weapons, and other times just weird. It's strange to be an adult and realize how schools are just pure chaos with adults trying their best (sometimes) to keep things sort of in order. Here are people sharing the drama that became their school's "incident."
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