This bar code reader is connected to a a speaker rather than a cash register, and scanning different bar codes generates different sounds. It sounds like it makes good impromptu techno. Pretty cool.
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Tuesday, February 11, 2020
"The Expanse" Prop Master Sends Fan Stuff
"The Expanse" definitely has an established fan base going. In this case, a fan of the show gets contacted by the prop master from "The Expanse." Amazingly, the prop master offers to send the fan some cool stuff from the show. It's stuff like this that just warms the heart. Don't even have to be a fan of the show to appreciate someone fulfilling another fan's dream.
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Rare Insults That Bruised People's Egos
Rare insults will always manage to melt our icy hearts. They're often creative and brutal, and likely leave whoever is on the receiving end of them, speechless. The online world will always have people ready to spew the next insult, so why not spice it up a bit by thinking outside the box. These folks definitely pulled it off.
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Boss Blocks Dude's Promotion, Dude Blocks Boss' Job
This employee's boss ended up getting burned in the long run as result of his own BS. Specifically, he stopped the very deserving employee from getting a promotion because he didn't want to worry about hiring for the night shift position. Well, the boss' self-motivated laziness ended up contributing toward his downfall in the long run.
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Antiques Roadshow Memes That Are Logically Sound
Antiques roadshow memes hold a special place in our hearts. The captions from @KeatonPatti are a pleasant mix of dark humor and wit. You might just surprise yourself by wanting one of these bizarre items.
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Stupid Things People Believed as Kids
It's no myth that children are bizarre and stupid. They believe every lie, have a horrible sense of logic, and a lot of them can't read. So it makes sense that many of us remember the incredibly dumb things we believed as children. Some of them even make some sense before you remember how stupid you were.
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Some Dumb, Stupid, Wonderful Puns
It's hard to tell if we love or hate puns. When they're bad, you just want to call the police and sit in the corner facing the wall. But sometimes we feel like we need a ration of puns to satisfy our wordplay cravings. How much you like puns at any given time probably depends on your mood, as well as how many bad ones you've had to see recently.
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Tattoo Parlor Has Epic Response for Entitled Customer
Sometimes people feel like being a paying customer makes them impervious to criticism, but when it comes to responding to entitled customers who don't reveal the full story, the businesses themselves tend to have some pretty damning responses. Here's one where a business owner leveled with a guy who complained over a dollar taco. This one has an interesting twist regarding that pesky "voice was too high" remark.
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Self-Titled Geniuses Who Bragged All Over The Internet
The internet is absolutely smeared with the mental diarrhea of people who think they're the smartest person in the world. Whether it's claiming to be smarter than a supercomputer, having more potential than a celebrated professional, or just claiming to have a superior taste in children's cartoons, the internet has been sprayed with the cringeworthy bragging of self-titled geniuses.
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Wild Karen Gets Bested By Petty Revenge At Airport
What a splendid tale of a wild and entitled and generally tough to be around "Karen" getting her comeuppance at the airport. The commute life when it comes to navigating the airport is full of enough hoops without the wild "Karen" inserting herself into the mix. Sounds like this traveler hit their breaking point, and made a petty revenge out of the moment.
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AskReddit User Examines Male Perception Of Romance
This AskReddit user decided to look closely at the male relationship with the idea of romance, and how the drive to find love can shape a man's life. This won't apply for everyone, but it's an engaging read, nonetheless.
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Customer Prevents Robbery by Mistaking Mugger for Employee
Usually when someone mistakes a customer for an employee it's some kind of horribly entitled Karen who mistakes someone and they just roll with it, but this time it was the staff who had the customer to thank for their case of mistaken identity.
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Monday, February 10, 2020
Arizona Cop Gets Flustered When Questioned At Station
Someone's not taking too kindly to the "pressure" of being questioned at the station. Sheesh.
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Dad Memes That Go Father Than Ever Before
There are jokes about dads. Jokes for dads. Jokes that dads love to make. It's just a big dad party out here and the dad memes are flowing freely like a poorly done home plumbing repair. Here are more dad memes to keep dads going through these dark times. And here are more still, some rad dad memes to achieve dad dreams.
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Jim Carrey Reimagines Greatest Comedic Moments
This is just quality entertainment from Jim Carrey.
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Brave Man Scares Off Polar Bears With Sticks
Behaviors Women Find Creepy
Sometimes dudes aren't the best at picking up on social cues, and whether or not they're trying to be a big-ass creep, there are various things they'll do that make them look more like a creep. Surprisingly, it turns out lengthy, unbroken staring isn't something people like. For more social red flags, here are red flags to consider when meeting someone new.
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Model Chick Goes Psycho After Being Rejected
This guy got all kinds of lucky when it came to dodging the cyclone of crazy that was his date. Apparently he had a couple drinks with her, and wasn't feeling the connection, and called it quits from there. She proceeds to go on a downward spiral of delusional lunacy, and claims he stole her bracelet, while threatening to send her team of security guards on him.
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Guy Wants Twitch Streamer To Fart All Over His Jacket
Twitter user @PlayWithJambo shared quite the entertaining exchange she had with someone on Twitter who had a very strange fart request. Specifically, a request for the Twitch streamer to fart all over his jacket. Things get even weirder when other people speak up about their experiences with this dude.
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Soldiers Share Their Care Package Tips
Soldiers of Reddit are sharing the items they'd welcome in care packages. The following list should be helpful for anyone considering assembling a care package for a soldier out there.
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Strange Photos of Deceptive Perspective
With your brain working double-time to process all the junk your eyes throw at it every second of the day, you're gonna end up with some double-take inducing moments of intriguing perspective. Not everything appears exactly as it seems, and it could be a strange illusion caused by weird perspective.
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Master In Animal Sciences Gets Schooled On Horses
This "master in animal sciences" proceeded to get schooled in an enlightening Tumblr thread about how horses and their legs work. They previously assumed that horses could get around just fine on three legs without prosthetics, and were also 80% sure that people could not ride on them if they had three legs. Queue the educational Tumblr moment.
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Moments that Prove Kids are Bizarre and Stupid
If you had like a coworker who was a child, you'd never get anything done. We know that from our own experiences as children that kids are weird and dumb. Sure, they're still learning that life makes no damn sense, but that doesn't detract from the fact that kids are strange and stupid.
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Woman Gets Followed Home, Stranger Helps Her Out
Sometimes it really feels like the universe puts someone in front of us at the perfect time to help out in our time of need. This woman was being followed home off the train by what sounds like a pack of vicious and immoral scoundrels. Fortunately, there was a kind stranger with a warm smile around who stepped up to help her out in her time of need. And it sounds like a meaningful friendship blossomed from there.
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Design Fails That Need An Extra Look
People are constantly making new things, and it seems like we're burdened with making every single mistake before getting things done the right way. It leads to some stupid oversights and design fails that were someone's one job. If you want to feel good at your own job, check out some stupid design fails that need some help.
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Twitter Thread: Gremlin Kitten Snarfs Weed Cookie
This just got funnier and funnier. Twitter user @Carmine_Deville shared a Twitter thread about what followed after her gremlin cat snarfed down a weed cookie. You better believe all kinds of chaos and internal mental crises were encountered. Fortunately, the gremlin was just fine in the end!
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Woman's Fiancé Gets Her Peloton Bike For Birthday, Fight Ensues
At the very least we're dealing with a situation of clear miscommunication, or refusal from this guy to listen to his fiancé. It sounds like she couldn't have been more clear about not wanting a Peloton bike for her birthday. But alas, there it was come the big day. The tense silence must've been overwhelmingly awkward. Maybe she'll capitalize on the misfortune, and decide to vlog some of it after all.
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