Saturday, February 1, 2020

IT Guy Performs Printer Exorcism and It Works


IT does printer exorcism and it works | r/talesfromtechsupport Posted by GuruDad Printer exorcism meant as joke, but holy hand grenades worked. am freelance consultant, and occasionally am on- site break fix stuff. This occurred many years ago, so apologies if some is little vague

People have such a limited understanding of technology that the office tech support person can seem like a literal godsend. IT has to deal with some of the worst tech support gore around, and managers who don't know what computers are. This guy had to deal with a problem printer, and used an unorthodox method.

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Guy Captures The Escalating Stress Of Emailing The Landlord


Guy on Twitter hilariously captures the escalating stress of emailing the landlord | tweet by calebsaysthings first email landlord hey dave l'm sure busy and hate be bother but noticed third email landlord Mr. Whittington- trust familiar with all local, state, and federal ordinances regarding rights and expectations tenants pursuant

Twitter user @calebsaysthings ignited a passionate discussion about just how terrible landlords can be when it comes to addressing tenants' concerns. Nothing quite gets the blood boiling like the experience of trying to navigate a landlord who is a terrible communicator, and never follows through on fixing sh*t that needs fixing in apartments. 

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Man Buys An $1800 Bike For $100 From Thief, Returns To Owner


Good guy buys an $1800 bike for $100 off a thief, and proceeds to return it to the owner | tweet by SteBurke44 Has anyone had their bike stolen? Just bought this 80 and 's got bike lock on Apparently 's Crosby area. Bought so can get back right owner know 's 1350 bike and id be heartbroken if Give us shout

Twitter user @SteBurke44 is out here restoring people's faith in humanity. It turns out that a bike he'd purchased off someone had been stolen, and was actually worth $1800. As luck would have it, he was contacted by the original owner of the bike and able to get it back to him. It's moments like these that remind us there are still good people out there just trying to help keep the world's fits of chaos relatively manageable. 

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Flashback Fail: Machine Gun Kelly's Microsoft Store Performance


Let's take it back to 2012 when Machine Gun Kelly was an "up and coming" rapper who brought just the kind of unforeseen intensity to a performance that Microsoft simply never saw coming. Yes, apparently after MGK started shouting "f**k these computers!" while hopping between tables, he was escorted out by the police. At the very least, you can't say he didn't leave it all out there. Sometimes your show backfires and you end up being escorted out by the police. Talk about a real nightmare. 

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Elon Musk Drops Song Called "Don't Doubt Ur Vibe"


Elon Musk releases an EDM song and people on Twitter react.

Elon Musk likes to keep it interesting on Twitter. He's regularly churching out surprising tweets about all kinds of crazy sh*t. And now Elon Musk has graced the world with a song, a song with the kind of track title that might just speak to the reality of some of the new music scene nowadays. Maybe he's just trolling Soundcloud rappers? Or maybe this is the start of a career in the music industry. 

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Sister Hijacks Woman's Wedding, She Wonders If She Can Still Cancel


Woman wants to cancel her wedding that her sister took over | Posted by aitasisterwedding WIBTA cancelling my sister's wedding because my wedding first? meant get married on 1st February, which mine and my ex-fiance's anniversary ended engagement shortly after new year because he cheated on wedding initially planned with just my money but very low key

It's crazy that someone can find themselves in the position of paying for their sister to take their wedding, but it does not seem fun. Weddings are the source of family drama, backstabbing, and in some cases, entitled bridezillas cancelling the wedding and keeping 30k in gifts.

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All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Horror Stories


A collection of stomach-turning stories from various employees that work at all-you-can-eat buffets | posted by Zenkikid Not worker but once saw grown man have child like meltdown over fact he showed up Soup Plantation too late and missed out on biscuits and gravy

Someone on AskReddit asked for buffet workers to share the very best and worst of their horror stories. The following snapshots of meals and adults having full-fledged childlike tantrums would make anyone's stomach turn. Buffets just have a knack for bringing out the insanity buried deep within people. 

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Woman Cuts Up Wedding Dress After Being Cheated On, Sister Complains


Woman cuts up and alters her wedding dress after being cheated on, and her sister proceeds to complain about it | AITA cutting up and altering my wedding dress into functional dress instead giving my sister who can't afford an expensive dress need an unbiased opinion on this because don't know if asshole

This woman asked the people of Reddit whether or not she was in the wrong for cutting up and altering her wedding dress, after discovering that her fiancee cheated on her with a stripper. Apparently the sister was upset because she was banking on being able to use it. Honestly, shouldn't it be the (ex) bride's decision on what happens to the dress? 

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Tumblr Story Imagines Delaying Apocalypse Through Good Parenting


Entertaining and creative Tumblr story about delaying the apocalypse through great parenting.

Nothing like a creative take from the brilliant minds of Tumblr, on how to delay the ominous apocalypse. In this case, it sounds like the route to holding off the end times would be to do so through "good parenting." It does sound very similar to the show "Good Omens." So maybe check that out if you're interested in the premise of this little Tumblr tale. 

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Entitled People Who Need to Abandon their Nonsense


Annoying ridiculous entitled people who want free stuff

The world has its fair share of entitled people who just want stuff without thinking of the needs and decisions of anyone around them. From nitpicking over petty stuff to wanting people to work for them for free, the world is full of entitled people and their unreasonable demands. For a real good one, here's an entitled mom who lashed out when her babysitter found a better job.

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Native American Journalist Explains Impact Of KC Chiefs On Stereotypes


Native American journalist explains the negative impact of the Kansas City Chiefs team name and logo | tweet by VinceSchilling So Superbowl this year is 49ers and Kansas City Chiefs. As former Sports Editor, and as Native American journalist have few things say about this Appropriation Bowl. First Chiefs are not honoring Native people explain

Ahead of the big Super Bowl matchup between the Kansas City Chiefs and the San Francisco 49ers, Mohawk Writer Vincent Schilling, seeks to explain the impact of the KC Chiefs on offensive stereotypes concerning Native Americans and Indigenous people. Schilling's thoughts are definitely making a wave across Twitter.

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Common Misconceptions People Still Believe


Misconceptions people still believe.

If you're like anyone else, you probably have a bunch of inaccurate BS just banging around in your head. Here are some common myths you might still believe. If these make you feel dumb and you'd like to feel like you know even less, here are facts that feel way too obvious after hearing them.

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Friday, January 31, 2020

Retail Workers Share Their Breaking Points Moments


A collection of AskReddit replies to Redditors that worked in customer service and dealt with total nightmares | So won't price match this even though sitting there under wrong tag No cannot I am sorry had done before seen done before so know can be done Explain again price match policy works go round and round about 10 minutes before she pulls Let speak manager.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people that have endured working retail, to share their biggest customer service nightmares. You know, those moments when you're at your breaking point and the Karen in your vicinity is testing the very outer limits of your sanity. 

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Radiohead's "Creep" but The Lyrics Are Google Autocompleted


Billy Cobb did this striking rendition of Radiohead's "Creep," except the last half of every line was replaced by the google autofill results from the first half. Sounds pretty good. It's fun to know what people are searching.

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Jimmy Kimmel Interviews Stoner From Michigan


This guy is an absolute gem. 

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"1917" Trailer Remade In SpongeBob Version


This is what the internet was made for. Creative innovation at its very finest. 

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Threatening Signs That Aren't Playing Around


Creepy signs that aren't joking around at all when it comes to warning people | THIS PROPERTY IS PROTECTED 24/7 BY SECURITY CAMERAS 20 OR MORE WOLVES

These scary signs are not messing around at all when it comes to handling their jobs in a serious matter. It'd take some kind of careless lunatic to consider ignoring the warnings in these. 

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Twitter Bonds Over January Being Too Long


Twitter users bond over how long January felt.

People are bonding on Twitter over just how long January has felt. It could be something to do with coming fresh off the holidays, or maybe just the actual number of days, but one thing for sure is that January certainly feels like one very long month. 

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Overworked Security Guard Gets The Last Laugh


Security guard gets revenge on company that wrongfully terminated them.

This security guard found themselves in a terrifying, potentially life-threatening situation with an employer that wasn't going to budge. Eventually, things shook out in their favor. Sometimes employees take a more direct approach, like the way these workers responded to their boss saying they were unqualified for their job.

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Twitter Reacts To PETA's Rejected Super Bowl Ad


Twitter reactions to PETA's rejected Super Bowl ad.

PETA is facing a bit of backlash after sharing their Super Bowl ad that was rejected by the NFL, on Twitter. The comments are pouring in, and would seem to carry the common theme of general outrage and confusion over a display of clueless stupidity. I mean, fish don't have knees. Come on. 

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Tumblr Thread Pokes Fun at How Adorable Humans Are


Tumblr thread is a list of reasons humans do cute and sill things.

Being a land of creativity and obsession, tumblr has its favorite things, on of them being looking at human nature from a humorous outsider's perspective. This series of Tumblr threads explores humans as space orcs, and this Tumblr thread imagines an alien invasion being fought off by Earth's wildlife.

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IKEA Employees Share The Worst Meltdowns They've Seen


IKEA employees describe the worst family meltdowns they've ever witnessed.

IKEA employees are sharing the most impressive or overwhelmingly discouraging meltdowns they've seen from families and couples shopping in their store. There is something about IKEA that really puts a couple's relationship to the test. If you're really serious about someone, you might as well plan a date to IKEA to see if the relationship is going to stand the test of time. 

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Tumblr Thread On Men Being Objectified


Tumblr thread calls out how men are objectified too.

This Tumblr thread explores the ways that men get objectified by society and throughout the media. Additionally, it covers the whole part about how bodybuilding culture can be a load of BS. Good stuff. 

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Facepalms That Were Deep Fried In Stupidity


Facepalm moments that need to be erased from the earth.

Every now and again the world throws us a moment of such impressive ignorance that we find ourselves instinctually responding with a good old-fashioned facepalm. Facepalms are always going to be there to remind us that there is always someone else out there just a little bit more lost than ourselves. 

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Tutor Accidentally Calls Student By Name Of Their Laptop


Tutor mistakenly calls student by the name of their laptop.

This tutor schooled himself. Sometimes you get caught up in the motions of the job, and you end up being a "tutor" who can't even get their student's name right. To make matters even better, you botch their name to such an extent that you're literally calling them the name of their laptop. Beautiful stuff, really. 

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Tumblr Thread On How Magenta Doesn't Exist


Tumblr thread makes a case for why magenta doesn't actually exist.

Well, we learn something new every day. In this case, we're dealing with the revelation that magenta doesn't exist, and is actually just imagined by our brains. 

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Resourceful DIY Solutions That Have Our Respect


Funny low budget DIY fixes

You think you have to be a big spender Mr. Rockefeller fat cat to afford a toilet seat warmer? Not when you have some socks lying around! With a wish and a prayer, some technical know-how and the ability to overlook installations that look like they are literal garbage, you too can be a DIY master. Not everything has been invented quite yet, hence these useful and interesting innovations to make life easier.

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