Monday, January 27, 2020

Twitter Thread on Random Brackets Is a Really Good Idea


Twitter thread on debate party idea | tweet by christineexists my friends routinely have bracket nights where pick 16 something tonight types chairs argue about them until crown winner

If you're crap at conversation, nothing gets people involved and passionate quite like a semi-tongue-in-cheek debate on what kind of bird is best. Petty arguments are fantastic. Twitter user christineexists explained this admittedly great argument/party and apparently other people do it too.

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The Devil on Price is Right


Apparently this is marketing for some TV Show, but we're just glad that we live in a world where stunts like this can happen.

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Dumb Design Fails That Were Someone's One Job


Stupid and bad design fails.

People are asked to make stuff all the time, and sometimes there's more stress that something gets done than if it gets done well. That can lead to some pretty dumb design fails that didn't go as planned. Every day someone does a bad job, and every day there are more design failures that didn't work out.

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Deaf Kids Learn About Farts


Deaf kids learn about how farts work.

This teacher's viral story about teaching deaf kids how farts work is a hilariously wholesome little tale. Taking a moment and picturing the look of shock and the confusion thereafter on these kids faces as they learn about the wild world of farts is just golden. 

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Marvel Movies Ranked By If There Are Trains In Them


A Tumblr user ranks the various Marvel movies by if there are trains in them.

If you asked us whether we expected someone to go ahead and rank the Marvel movies by if there are any trains in them, we'd have said, no way. But here we are. Good old Tumblr never lets us down when it comes to surprising us with hyper-focused posts on various subject matters. We'll never look at Marvel movies the same. 

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Gullible Entitled Jerk Gets Trolled Demanding Free Art


Demanding Rude Jerk GEts Trolled by Artist

Rudeness and a complete lack of self reflection go hand in hand. This gullible dude really wanted some free art, but like all the other demanding people who want artists to work for free, got trolled. There's some freakish entitlement going around, like this mom who lashed out at her babysitter for getting a better job. 

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Life Pro Tips To Get A High Score In Life


Life pro tips to help people out in life.

The world can be a big, scary, and confusing place. Sometimes life will throw us a curveball while we're out there just trying to grind through another day, and we'll genuinely have no idea what to do next. Fortunately, there are kindhearted and helpful souls that regularly share their "life pro tips" in one of our favorite subreddits. From de-escalating wild Karens while out shopping, to avoiding scammers posing as your bank, you never know when these might come in handy. 

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People Who Did Not Give A Rip


People who didn't give a crap and acted boldly.

There are point in our life when we see some BS, like these breaking point moments of retail workers. Typically we tolerate this kind of behavior and our social graces prevail so we don't get to act on spiteful impulse. These people said "screw that" did and did that shit anyway. 

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Tumblr Users Trade Unconfirmed Facts About Soda And Carrier Pigeons


Tumblr users swap facts about the history of soda and carrier pigeons.

Nothing fills our hearts with joy and appreciation like a couple Tumblr users swapping knowledge about the history of soda and carrier pigeons in a totally random Tumblr thread. But hey, that's what Tumblr is all about. Can't say that we knew that drinking Pepsi cold and Coke warm would result in them tasting the same. Is that real life? 

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Rude Entitled Student Explodes When Denied Classmate's Project


Entitled lazy classmate gets denied project and goes off on student.

There's nothing quite like the desperation of someone who hasn't prepared for an assignment. In this case they wanted to have a near stranger's project, like just given to them. Entitlement can really be something else. Something similar happened when this entitled college slacker demanded a classmate's notes and got denied.

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Owner Sheds Light On Impossibly Demanding Customer's Review


Mechanic responds to bad review of entitled customer | Local Guide Be Aware recently changed starter here. They told 780 first, as student couldn't afford s 1/5 value my car. They brought down 700 with an $30 oil change value which initially appreciated as borrowed some money my friend and couldn't come up with more thought good deal as they "helped made some phone calls after agreed change and guess quoted $580 at express oil change just across street And around $50

This customer left a poor review for this mechanic without letting all the facts out. The owner responded with some pretty critical information that put the reviewer in a very different light. For another review that demanded a heavy response, here's a donut shop owner who handled a customer's angry review like a boss.

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Tumblr Thread on Mythical Creatures Is An Eye Opener


Funny Tumblr thread on the reality of some mythical creatures.

You might end up thinking unicorns existed too if you were a medieval scribe trying to translate second hand knowledge. Tumblr offers some creative, humorous, and off the wall discussion on a variety of eclectic topics, like Funny and Unexpected History Threads or the domestication of cats. You can never be sure of what bored people will do with their time, but luckily Tumblr pops out some gems.

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Twitch Streamer's Son Tells Him To Stop Playing Games


 Didn't see that one coming. 

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Landlord Tries To Scam Tenants For $80, Ends Up Paying $6K


Landlord tries to scam tenants moving out over an $80 cleaning fee, and it ends up costing him $6,000 | r/prorevenge posted by underwhelmingtwin scam me for $80 for cleaning on move out? i don't think so jack

This landlord thought they'd simply scam another few tenants with a BS "cleaning fee." Fortunately, these tenants decided to fight back with a smart and effective revenge. You better believe that the landlord is kicking himself now, to the tune of $6,000. Ouch, but definitely deserved. 

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Divorce Attorneys Reveal Stupidest Reasons Couples Wanted To Divorce


AskReddit replies to divorce attorneys sharing the stupidest reasons that couples wanted to divorce | posted by Charger525 not divorce attorney, but my former subordinate got divorced over Pokémon cards. At one point during separation she came work accuse him stealing some her rares got near physical and had have security forces remove spouse so could get back work. They were hot mess.

Never underestimate the heights of pettiness that can be achieved between two people going through a divorce. These AskReddit replies in a thread about the stupidest reasons people wanted to divorce, might convince you to never want to get married. 

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Sunday, January 26, 2020

Bad Roommate Moments and Stories


Stories and moments of bad roommates | glass jar surrounded by a yarn rope: ur petty af decide start labeling dirty dishes like an art exhibit roommates always leave around apartment

Having a bad roommate is one of life's great frustrations. If you've never had a roommate who steals your things, doesn't clean up after themselves and generally makes you feel like a stranger in your own home, then consider yourself lucky. Some people battle their thieving roommates with booby traps, but that's getting extreme. 

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Funny and Frustrating Next Door Moments from Neighbors


Funny and frustrating moments from neighbors on community board Next Door | Apologies anyone who might have just witnessed lady running down an alley her underwear yelling Bologna My doggy escaped PANICKED

The idea behind a community board like Next Door is a noble one, with the goal of fostering a sense of belonging and whatever, but more often than not it just turns into a venue for people to air their fears and grievances. Also a place for old ladies to freak out about cars that drive by once at 3 pm.

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Awkward Moments People had with Celebrities


Twitter stories of awkward moments people had with stars | tweet by TheChangeU12C few years ago there period about 2 months where randomly ran into Whoopi Goldberg 3 different times various parts NYC first time she smiled at 2nd time she looked slightly confused 3rd time she looked slightly alarmed

Seeing a star in person can have the effect of making you the stupidest person on the planet. Like, what do you say to a movie star if you're awkwardly blocking their way on an airplane? Seeing someone in person that you've seen in a movie, even someone you may not even particularly like, creates a scenario that most people just don't know how to deal with.

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Guy's Friend Says She's Out Of His League, He Claps Back


Guy tells his friend that she's not that pretty after she says that she's out of his league | AITA telling my friend she isn't as attractive as she thinks? Everyone Sucks few nights ago hanging out with one my friends, and decided order food through Door Dash. About 30 minutes later get notification delivery guy is approaching with our order. Without word she dashes out front room

This guy asked the people of Reddit whether or not he was a jerk for clapping back against his friend who said she was out of his league. He proceeded to meet that statement by telling her that she "wasn't that pretty." People seem to be of the opinion that everyone kind of sucks here. 

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Guy Can't Legally Cut Down Tree, Knocks it Down with Bulldozer


Story of a guy who couldn't legally cut a tree down, so he knocked it down with a bulldozer | Posted by kg1206 Illegal cut down trees? Fine won't "cut" them down. This isn't my story but 's pretty well known one around my town. My town had some pretty strict bylaws about cutting down trees within town limits s because part green belt or something meaning have maintain certain amount green space

When this guy was faced with a dumb law getting in the way, this guy decided to fight back with a Cat. The logistics around tree removal can lead to some interesting drama. Here are some more loopholes clever people exploited.

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Pregnant Coworker Gets Her Just Deserts


A pregnant coworker gets the petty revenge that she deserves.

Nothing like a good old-fashioned petty revenge by an employee who was simply waiting for the opportune time to take it. In this case, it sounds like "Jill" was a bit of a nightmare to work with, when it came to her refusing to be a team player, and switch shifts. Sometimes emergencies come up, and if you refuse to help out other teammates in need by switching a shift, you better be ready for them to throw it right back in your face. Thus, we have Jill and her ultimate downfall. Oh boy, did Jill get those just deserts. 

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Jerk Manager Ruins Childhood Game Store, Ends Up Getting Fired


Rude manager destroys guy's childhood game, so he ends up getting fired | r/ProRevenge posted by WhiteOnmyoji Asshole manager destroyed my childhood game store so l got him fired judge card games local world championships

If you're going to be a rude manager and proceed to ruin someone's favorite childhood game store, you better be ready for them to retaliate. In this case, the retaliation was swift and brutal. Looks like the rude manager is going to be fresh on the job hunt!

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Clueless People In Dire Need Of Intelligence


A collection of ridiculously dumb moments from people on Facebook.

These people are as clueless as they come. Some people would really benefit from saying a lot less, or nothing at all, online. 

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Fun Tidbits From The English Language


A collection of fun and entertaining tidbits from the English language.

This makes my head happy. 

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Guy Tries To Build Computer, Can't Get It To Work, Input Button Solves All


Guy tries to build a computer, and can't get it to work until he realizes he hasn't been using input button correctly | r/tifu posted by Grilzzy44 TIFU by trying build computer first time. Recently tired build gaming PC first time. With help some friends and lot research thought ready buy parts, dive into and start building .

Ah, this guy can't be too hard on himself! All part of the learning experience that goes into an impressive undertaking like building your own computer. That being said, many of us can relate to the infuriating predicament that is discovering your machine isn't broken and is just on the wrong input. Happens to the best of us. 

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Dumb Design Fails that Didn't Go as Planned


Funny dirty and stupid design failures | tweet by starboots_ looking an app stabilizes time-lapse videos and uh would have maybe gone with different name. and logo. and just everything PRO LAPSE. FOR NICE REAR BARGAIN LEASE FITOUT PARKING RENT

The bad part about making a product or sign is that if you obviously screw up, a whole bunch of people are gonna see it and get to laugh at your mistake. The upside is that a whole bunch of people are going to see it, and they get to laugh at your mistake. Here are some more dumb design fails that were someone's one job.

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