Friday, January 24, 2020

Engineer Gets Ditched In Revenge Of The Week


Apprentice engineer makes his crew angry, and ends up getting left behind 250 miles from home.

It's time for the revenge story of the week, and man, is this one a treat. This entitled sound engineer got what was coming his way. It sounds like he was just the kind of presumptuous brat that needed a wakeup call. Fortunately, the crew he worked with and generally drove insane was more than ready to give it to him. And boy oh boy, did that wakeup call come in a brutal fashion. We're talking the guy getting ditched hundreds of miles from home, and eventually having to get picked up by his dad!

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Self-Titled Geniuses Who Sprayed the Internet with Cringeworthy Bragging


People who think they're way smarter than they are.

Whether it's born out of insecurity, compensation or the misguided belief that they are truly the best and brightest, cringeworthy braggarts have covered the internet with their supposed genius. It's amazing to witness someone who thinks so highly of themselves with no proof other than that they just believe they're geniuses.

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Tumblr User's Livable Wage Comment Gets Disproved


A Tumblr user's comments about what makes up a livable wage gets disproven.

Nothing melts our icy hearts like a fact checker getting fact checked themselves. When it comes to online squabbles, people have a tendency to approach the situations like bulls in a china shop, and often throw out all kinds of BS, cause they feel that overwhelming desire to be the most right person in the room. And sometimes that BS is misleading information they haven't even bothered to verify before trying to pass it off as the ultimate truth. 

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Entitled People Who Ought To Take Their Business Elsewhere


Entitled people and their absurd demands.

Entitled people make some incredibly bold demands and complaints, like this entitled mom who lashed out at her baby sitter. The good thing about these entitled people is that regular people rarely bend to their stupid demands. Everyone knows that entitled people need to move on with their nonsense.

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Concerts That Didn't Live Up to the Hype


Stories of people on askreddit who went to bad concerts.

Anyone who's been to a few concerts has experienced that sinking feeling when they realize, "oh, god, these guys are not good live" and then you just have to bear through their set feeling different and realizing you spent too much money on a stupid thing. Sometimes it's not even the performance. Sometimes the artist just has no respect for their fans, or spends 30 minutes talking about conspiracy theories.

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Guy Goes To Sleep, Girlfriend Has Meltdown


Guy goes to sleep and his girlfriend proceeds to have a complete meltdown.

Yikes everywhere. This guy was just trying to catch some zzz's when the next thing he knew he woke up to a complete meltdown from his girlfriend. She calls him a hurtful liar and proceeds to inform him that he's blocked on everything. Um. The dude was just trying to sleep. Sounds like he really dodged a bullet on this one, and the sooner that relationship is a thing of a past, the better!

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One In A Million Life Moments For Lucky People


A collection of AskReddit replies to very lucky life moments experienced by people.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share those miraculous moments they experienced that defied the odds. We live in the middle of chaos, and it's easy to will ourselves into believing that a life of routine is shielded from moments of complete unpredictability that simply defy rhyme and reason. These people lived down their miraculous moments, and some of them sound like they got just the kinds of second chances they needed. Got to be careful out there!

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Tagged: crazy , awesome , askreddit , odds , win , lucky

John F. Kennedy Chews Out Military Officer Over $5K Crib Purchase


John F. Kennedy had a few passionate thoughts concerning the lavish purchase of a $5K crib for his baby, and the military official, General Godfrey McHugh, was not ready for the full extent of the wrath incurred. 

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Twitter Users Share Questions They Hate Being Asked


A collection of Twitter replies to the questions that people are tired of being asked.

Twitter users are sharing those questions that they're just plain old tired of being asked. Some people really need to exercise a little bit more self awareness when it comes to things like asking questions before someone's had that first cup of coffee, or even worse, asking a question that could've easily been Google'd. 

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Ways People Would Design "Mehven"


A collection of AskReddit replies to how people would handle designing "Mehven." A place meant for kind of good, but not great people.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the various ways they would design "Mehven" to ensure that it was tailored well for the people that just did an "alright" job throughout their lifetime. Not good, not bad, just meh. 

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Bold Hairstyles that Are Probably Not Gonna Catch On


haircut fails

It's like people are at constant war with their own hair. We've seen people's bold and questionable haircuts get roasted, and we've seen cringeworthy hair monstrosities from the 80s. Hairstyles are a good way to express yourself. It's just that sometimes extreme hairstyles inspire some questions about the type of self that person's expressing.

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Thursday, January 23, 2020

Cop Pulls Over Judge, Judge Uses Position Of Power To Get Off Quickly


Some people really do just think that they can get away with everything. And in this case, the judge pretty much does. 

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Tagged: cops , judge , FAIL , ridiculous , police

Dog Responds to Fighting Words


Listen, it's a 9 second video starring a guy and his dog. See for yourself. It's fantastic.

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Tagged: dogs , lol , funny , Video , stupid

A Hunter And Vegan Share Their Opinions Respectfully


Good stuff here. Nice to see a meat eater and a vegan talking things through in a respectful, calm, and collected manner. 

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Tagged: diet , awesome , vegan , food , hunter , Video , win

Visually Interesting Images that Look Like Real-Life Glitches


Weird moments of copies in real life and other things that look like a real life glitch.

Here are moments of matching stuff, duplicates, patterns and other strangeness that looks like we're living in a simulation. It's like the programmer of life ran out of ideas. For some more evidence that we're living in a crappy program, here are some stories of real-life glitches people experienced.

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Woman Live Tweets Open Air Screening Of "Cats" Movie


Woman on Twitter live tweets her experience seeing "Cats" the movie outdoors.

Twitter user @BrydieLK, live tweeted her experience attending an open air screening of the "Cats" movie. In case you missed it, "Cats" has been busy cultivating quite the array of hilarious and spicy reviews when it comes to people's experiences with the disorienting film. In this case, it looks like nature itself stepped in to spare a potentially deeply regretful audience that didn't know what they were signing up for. 

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Manager Tries to Fire Guy for Following The Rules, It Backfires


Guy gets manager fired because he knows the rules.

We've seen our share of stupid managers and  incompetent owners, and things never seem to change. This guy had the misfortune of having his job bought out by a bigger company, but knowing the rules, he managed to outlast his crappy manager.

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Tagged: unions , rules , boss , manager , job , butcher , nice , story , store , win

Tinder Jokes, Fails, And Wins From The Dystopian Dating World


A collection of fails, wins, and pickup lines from various people on Tinder.

Well isn't Tinder a wonderful and twisted social experiment. It's a dating app that simply brings together all kinds of people that never would've struck up a conversation in the first place. Enjoy this fresh round of hopeless romantics trying out the very best and worst of their cheesy pickup lines. 

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A Bundle of Beautiful Stupid Puns


Stupid, silly, clever and dumb puns.

Sometimes we can't tell if we love or hate puns. Depending on who you ask, they're either created by geniuses or monsters, but they can definitely be overwhelming, like this sign's pun game that is too strong. Sometimes you just need some puns to satisfy those wordplay cravings.

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Rare Insults That Left People Ruined


A collection of brutal and creative insults that left people destroyed.

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of rare insults that were brutal and creative at the same time. In a world where originality is harder and harder to come by, it's nice to see some people digging deep to hit the comments section with the kinds of rare insults that nobody has ever seen before. 

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When People Knew Their Company Was On Its Last Leg


The signs when people knew their company was failing.

Working for a big company can be weird. The lack of oversight can be strange, like this guy who was never told to do anything and stayed on for months. What gets extra strange is when the company starts to tank. Bosses stop responding to emails, the stores themselves begin to degrade, and people stop showing up. Here are people who know what it was like to work for a big failing company.

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Tagged: crazy , boss , wtf , FAIL , job , work , loss , blockbuster , company , money

The World's Most Clueless Quora Users


A collection of funny and ridiculous insights from various people on Quora | Is unfair kick child out house on their 18th birthday, providing they've been warned advance even if their graduation is months off?

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of absolutely clueless and misguided questions from some of Quora's most hopelessly lost souls.These people are in dire need of an instruction manual for life. It'd appear they're nowhere close to possessing normal levels of common sense. 

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A Short Wholesome Tumblr Post On Different Perspectives


A short but very entertaining Tumblr post shows off the big difference in perspectives between blind and deaf people | Blind people must save lot on electricity. stomatium They do actually! mauve-moth had blind professor, last semester, and swung through his office make up an exam while

This quick and wholesome Tumblr post does a great job at highlighting the different world perspectives of people that are blind and deaf. As it turns out, deaf people have accents too. 

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Advice From Parents That Was Total BS


A collection of AskReddit replies to various pieces of advice from parents that ended up being total BS | Don't waste too much time on computer becomes full time software developer. computer screen through glasses.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to describe those tidbits of advice that they received from parents that ended up being total BS. While the advice from some of these parents might have been crafted with good (but deceptive...) intentions, the kids definitely went on to grow up into adults that saw it for what it was. Just a load of BS!

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Winter Hits Florida, People Lose It (16 Tweets)


Winter hits Florida and people react in hilarious fashion on Twitter | Hypothermia Iguanas Falling Trees May Smell Burning Dust #haiku #FloridaWinter Wind Chlls 20s 30s Iguanas Falling Trees Space Heater Fire Hazard Hypothermia People& Pets May Smell Buming Dust Tuming on Heat This Is Normal. FLORIDA IS CLOSED BUSY TRYING FIND OUR JACKETS

Winter made its way over to Florida, and let's just say that the Floridians were not ready for the colder temperatures. Things like having to hunt down a suitable coat, amidst iguanas literally falling from trees have made for quite the wild predicament. 

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Wednesday, January 22, 2020

Spider-Man Makes Unexpected Exit During Show


G forces are very strong, sometimes even stronger than Spider-Man. We really hope something tingled his spidey-senses and made it necessary to stop doing this show and make a radical leap toward justice.

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Movie Scenes That Always Make People Cry


A collection of Twitter replies to what movies always make people cry | tweet by Femmetastic3 Replying PickardJE know pathetic but scene Mama Mia they sing Slipping Through My Fingers.

Twitter users are sharing the movie scenes that always get to them. Everyone has that one movie scene that just gets under their skin and brings on the waterworks. 

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Some Absymal Hold Music


Dear god it sounds like old world folk music mixed with animal abuse. If you couldn't nail down the tune, this hold music is actually shittyflute's rendition of Britney Spears' "Toxic"

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BJ Novak Highlights How Shrinkflation Is Real


An oldie but definitely a goldie!

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