Thursday, January 23, 2020

Manager Tries to Fire Guy for Following The Rules, It Backfires


Guy gets manager fired because he knows the rules.

We've seen our share of stupid managers and  incompetent owners, and things never seem to change. This guy had the misfortune of having his job bought out by a bigger company, but knowing the rules, he managed to outlast his crappy manager.

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Tagged: unions , rules , boss , manager , job , butcher , nice , story , store , win

Tinder Jokes, Fails, And Wins From The Dystopian Dating World


A collection of fails, wins, and pickup lines from various people on Tinder.

Well isn't Tinder a wonderful and twisted social experiment. It's a dating app that simply brings together all kinds of people that never would've struck up a conversation in the first place. Enjoy this fresh round of hopeless romantics trying out the very best and worst of their cheesy pickup lines. 

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A Bundle of Beautiful Stupid Puns


Stupid, silly, clever and dumb puns.

Sometimes we can't tell if we love or hate puns. Depending on who you ask, they're either created by geniuses or monsters, but they can definitely be overwhelming, like this sign's pun game that is too strong. Sometimes you just need some puns to satisfy those wordplay cravings.

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Rare Insults That Left People Ruined


A collection of brutal and creative insults that left people destroyed.

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of rare insults that were brutal and creative at the same time. In a world where originality is harder and harder to come by, it's nice to see some people digging deep to hit the comments section with the kinds of rare insults that nobody has ever seen before. 

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When People Knew Their Company Was On Its Last Leg


The signs when people knew their company was failing.

Working for a big company can be weird. The lack of oversight can be strange, like this guy who was never told to do anything and stayed on for months. What gets extra strange is when the company starts to tank. Bosses stop responding to emails, the stores themselves begin to degrade, and people stop showing up. Here are people who know what it was like to work for a big failing company.

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Tagged: crazy , boss , wtf , FAIL , job , work , loss , blockbuster , company , money

The World's Most Clueless Quora Users


A collection of funny and ridiculous insights from various people on Quora | Is unfair kick child out house on their 18th birthday, providing they've been warned advance even if their graduation is months off?

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of absolutely clueless and misguided questions from some of Quora's most hopelessly lost souls.These people are in dire need of an instruction manual for life. It'd appear they're nowhere close to possessing normal levels of common sense. 

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A Short Wholesome Tumblr Post On Different Perspectives


A short but very entertaining Tumblr post shows off the big difference in perspectives between blind and deaf people | Blind people must save lot on electricity. stomatium They do actually! mauve-moth had blind professor, last semester, and swung through his office make up an exam while

This quick and wholesome Tumblr post does a great job at highlighting the different world perspectives of people that are blind and deaf. As it turns out, deaf people have accents too. 

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Advice From Parents That Was Total BS


A collection of AskReddit replies to various pieces of advice from parents that ended up being total BS | Don't waste too much time on computer becomes full time software developer. computer screen through glasses.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to describe those tidbits of advice that they received from parents that ended up being total BS. While the advice from some of these parents might have been crafted with good (but deceptive...) intentions, the kids definitely went on to grow up into adults that saw it for what it was. Just a load of BS!

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Winter Hits Florida, People Lose It (16 Tweets)


Winter hits Florida and people react in hilarious fashion on Twitter | Hypothermia Iguanas Falling Trees May Smell Burning Dust #haiku #FloridaWinter Wind Chlls 20s 30s Iguanas Falling Trees Space Heater Fire Hazard Hypothermia People& Pets May Smell Buming Dust Tuming on Heat This Is Normal. FLORIDA IS CLOSED BUSY TRYING FIND OUR JACKETS

Winter made its way over to Florida, and let's just say that the Floridians were not ready for the colder temperatures. Things like having to hunt down a suitable coat, amidst iguanas literally falling from trees have made for quite the wild predicament. 

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Wednesday, January 22, 2020

Spider-Man Makes Unexpected Exit During Show


G forces are very strong, sometimes even stronger than Spider-Man. We really hope something tingled his spidey-senses and made it necessary to stop doing this show and make a radical leap toward justice.

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Movie Scenes That Always Make People Cry


A collection of Twitter replies to what movies always make people cry | tweet by Femmetastic3 Replying PickardJE know pathetic but scene Mama Mia they sing Slipping Through My Fingers.

Twitter users are sharing the movie scenes that always get to them. Everyone has that one movie scene that just gets under their skin and brings on the waterworks. 

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Some Absymal Hold Music


Dear god it sounds like old world folk music mixed with animal abuse. If you couldn't nail down the tune, this hold music is actually shittyflute's rendition of Britney Spears' "Toxic"

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BJ Novak Highlights How Shrinkflation Is Real


An oldie but definitely a goldie!

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Grandpa Loses It While Trying To Pay For Parking


Grandpa's patience was no match for the frustrating process that can come of trying to pay for parking. Just let the poor old man park his car. 

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Real Life Optical Illusions and Double-Takery


Optical illusions created by weird perspective.

Your brain is doing it's best to keep up with all the information your eyes throw at it, but sometimes things don't make sense. With some weird perspective, you can confuse yourself into thinking stuff is way too big or small, floating strangely, or something else entirely.

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People's Favorite Lessons From Therapy (36 Tweets)


A collection of tweets from people sharing their most helpful lessons from therapy.

Twitter users are sharing their most cherished lessons they've picked up from therapists over the years. The following collection of insights might speak to you on some level. We can all use a couple calming tips to keep in our back pockets, for when the world throws a curveball our way. 

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Sadly Mistaken People Who Didn't Understand Satire


Mistaken people who took satirical joke news seriously.

People have a really hard time deciphering what is real news and what is obviously a joke. Who knew the unintended consequence of satirical news would be your grandma thinking the rapture happened. Whether it's a state of uncanny gullibility or just poor reading comprehension, a lot of mistaken people do not understand satire.

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IT Guy Performs Printer Exorcism and It Works


IT does printer exorcism and it works

People have such a limited understanding of technology that the office tech support person can seem like a literal godsend. IT has to deal with some of the worst tech support gore around, and managers who don't know what computers are. This guy had to deal with a problem printer, and used an unorthodox method.

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Guy Captures The Escalating Stress Of Emailing The Landlord


Guy on Twitter hilariously captures the escalating stress of emailing the landlord.

Twitter user @calebsaysthings ignited a passionate discussion about just how terrible landlords can be when it comes to addressing tenants' concerns. Nothing quite gets the blood boiling like the experience of trying to navigate a landlord who is a terrible communicator, and never follows through on fixing sh*t that needs fixing in apartments. 

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Man Buys An $1800 Bike For $100 From Thief, Returns To Owner


Good guy buys an $1800 bike for $100 off a thief, and proceeds to return it to the owner.

Twitter user @SteBurke44 is out here restoring people's faith in humanity. It turns out that a bike he'd purchased off someone had been stolen, and was actually worth $1800. As luck would have it, he was contacted by the original owner of the bike and able to get it back to him. It's moments like these that remind us there are still good people out there just trying to help keep the world's fits of chaos relatively manageable. 

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Apocalyptic Images From Newfoundland's Storm Of The Century


A collection of crazy images from Newfoundland's snowstorm of the century | person standing with raised arms in a narrow corridor dug through snow. black dog standing on a mound of snow and looking over a fence.

Just in case you missed it, Newfoundland was overrun by a snowstorm of epic proportions. Yes, we're talking 30 inches of snow on Friday, which was reported from St. John's International Airport. Residents have been left to quite literally dig themselves out from the storm. The Canadian Armed Forces even stepped up to help in the efforts to clear up all the snow, and help out residents in need. Outside of all that chaos, the storm definitely made for quite the array of hilarious and crazy images. Nature is a wild beast, man. 

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Prick Customer Publicly Shames Target Employee, It Backfires


A rude customer at Target decides to publicly shame a Target employee, and it backfires on him in a big way | tweet by David Leavitt This target manager Tori is not honoring price their items per massachusetts law

Every once and a while one of those stories come along that restore our faith in humanity, before that same fragile faith is quickly crushed again by some new and discouraging headline. Well, at least we can enjoy this deeply satisfying tale of goodhearted people banding together to fundraise a $30K vacation for "Target Tori."

Apparently Tori was mistreated and generally bombarded with BS by a rude customer over a damn toothbrush. He tried to publicly shame Tori, and it backfired in the best kind of way. 

You can check out the GoFundMe for Tori over here if you're curious on how things played out. 

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Sister Hijacks Woman's Wedding, She Wonders If She Can Still Cancel


Woman wants to cancel her wedding that her sister took over | Posted by aitasisterwedding WIBTA cancelling my sister's wedding because my wedding first? meant get married on 1st February, which mine and my ex-fiance's anniversary ended engagement shortly after new year because he cheated on wedding initially planned with just my money but very low key

It's crazy that someone can find themselves in the position of paying for their sister to take their wedding, but it does not seem fun. Weddings are the source of family drama, backstabbing, and in some cases, entitled bridezillas cancelling the wedding and keeping 30k in gifts.

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All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Horror Stories


A collection of stomach-turning stories from various employees that work at all-you-can-eat buffets | posted by Zenkikid Not worker but once saw grown man have child like meltdown over fact he showed up Soup Plantation too late and missed out on biscuits and gravy

Someone on AskReddit asked for buffet workers to share the very best and worst of their horror stories. The following snapshots of meals and adults having full-fledged childlike tantrums would make anyone's stomach turn. Buffets just have a knack for bringing out the insanity buried deep within people. 

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Tuesday, January 21, 2020

Guy Sees "Cats" On Shrooms, Has A Bad Time


Guy goes and sees "Cats" movie on shrooms and ends up having a terrible time | tweet by Rob Sheridan T-minus 30 minutes. Things are getting weird. Not really sure strong these mushrooms are so just guessed. My Mom took see touring production cats kid and all remember is HATED long into film will last before have panic atttack

Why on earth would somebody do this to themselves. This guy decided to dive down the rabbit's hole of taking some mushrooms, and then making his universe all the more chaotic and confusing by going and seeing "Cats." Just in case you missed it, the movie is getting all the funny reviews for being a ridiculous mess of a film.  

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Proof that Children are Strange and Stupid


Stories and moments of children being strange idiots | yahoo answers Undecided Question Dumbest rumor heard about yourself? asked by neleigh Vote Best Answer Answerer 1 middle school people were saying home schooled. Even though went school.

Kids are weird, dumb and easily tricked. All we can say is that we were this stupid once too, but that doesn't make kids not stupid. They make irrational demands, have unrealistic dreams, and believe just about anything. There's a lot of evidence out there that goes to show how kids are stupid and weird.

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An Economist's Twitter Thread On People's Investment Strategies


An economist shares her insights from people on their motivations behind different investment strategies.

Economist, Daryl Fairweather, shared a viral Twitter thread regarding her observations about people's motivations behind different investment strategies. At the core of it all, it would seem to get down to people just wanting to be the best off in a worst-case scenario world. 

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