This is quickly becoming one of our new favorite Twitter accounts. @scienceshitpost has taken it upon themselves to share the best (or worst) of science diagrams that look like sh*tposts. The resulting array of tweets is nothing short of a comedy goldmine.
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This has to be a troll. There's no way that this guy actually believes this is a thing. There's just no way.
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Rob Lowe did not anticipate the reaction he received on Twitter, over his NFL hat. People were quick to poke fun at the fact that the guy showed up to an NFL game, basically just rooting for the NFL. I guess at least Rob Lowe doesn't have to deal with alienating himself from any fans in particular. Based off his hat, his team would appear to be undecided.
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In life, you never know when someone is gonna instigate a straight up garbage moment. Selfish behavior can come from all walks of life, from any social circle, and in any setting. It happens at weddings, at your job, and just walking down the street. You can't escape those garbage moments that belong on garbage island.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for people that have endured working retail, to share their biggest customer service nightmares. You know, those moments when you're at your breaking point and the Karen in your vicinity is testing the very outer limits of your sanity.
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Your can never be too sure what kind of chaos and failure life will bring you. There are insane snowdrifts that bury your car, people driving through concrete, ruined art projects and dogs chewing through doors. Life is an artist and chaos and misfortune are its implements.
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Signs, advertisements and billboards are a weird game. Every joke advertisement is a bit of a risk. Some are dumber than others. Sometimes a sign's pun game is simply too strong. Some advertising fails, like the magazine layout failsare total accidents. Sometimes signs are just straight up scary.
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It's common to see entitled people wanting free and cheap childcare, like this entitled dad who wanted free art and babysitting but gets neither, but you rarely get to see what kind of monsters they can be in detail. This lady seems like an absolute treat...
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We'd bet that a lot of parents out there are bound to relate to this hilariously wholesome accident. Apparently the whole family ended up getting accidentally "sleeptrained" by a strangely adorable little stuffed worm toy thing. Whatever works, I guess.
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This woman asked the people of Reddit whether or not she was in the wrong for cutting up and altering her wedding dress, after discovering that her fiancee cheated on her with a stripper. Apparently the sister was upset because she was banking on being able to use it. Honestly, shouldn't it be the (ex) bride's decision on what happens to the dress?
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Ahead of the big Super Bowl matchup between the Kansas City Chiefs and the San Francisco 49ers, Mohawk Writer Vincent Schilling, seeks to explain the impact of the KC Chiefs on offensive stereotypes concerning Native Americans and Indigenous people. Schilling's thoughts are definitely making a wave across Twitter.
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People are sharing their experiences with growing up with doomsday prepper parents, or people they've crossed paths with that were just convinced that the apocalypse was looming heavy around the corner. Can't imagine how that could affect a child's outlook on life, if they're growing up around stockpiles of food and other life essentials like the world was about to cave in on itself at any moment. Definitely a stressful environment.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their hot takes on those common sayings that are actually total BS. The resulting answers might come across as pretty bleak.
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This student had had enough of their lazy classmate bringing them down. So, they executed just the kind of A+ pro revenge that ultimately resulted in complete and utter destruction for their lazy classmate. Group projects really bring out the worst in people.
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Twitter users are sharing their experiences with hearing those sayings from parents that don't fail to drive them absolutely crazy. The world would potentially be a far less annoying place without some of these silly sayings around.
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Whoever green lit this madness deserves either an award or a prison sentence. It's too bad commercials are all so bland and uninspired now. Sometimes you wanna see a man unhinge his jaw and painfully slowly eat a burger in one bite to sexy music.
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We're back at it again with a fresh collection of clever comebacks that left people in silence and utter ruin online. Sometimes the comments section just steps up to deliver a fine and entertaining show of savagery from the internet's most ruthless and quick-witted individuals.
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Sometimes everyday life gets altered in a way that makes us think we're living in a simulation. Sometimes it's just a creepy moment, sometimes it's a strange coincidence. Either way, sometimes something so strange or unlikely happens that we just have to wonder if we're living in a boring, crappy matrix.
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Tumblr is like a pinball machine of thoughts just banging around, firing off neurons into eddies and dead ends of silliness. You end up with a lot of comedy gems from the wild world of Tumblr. With so much creative chaotic energy speeding into each other like atoms in a super collider, you can't be too sure of the gems Tumblr has to offer.
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Twitter user @LauraKlein113 started up a viral Twitter thread on people's weirdest first date experiences. The reality is that in an era filled with numerous dating apps, that people are going to land themselves in some pretty strange dates. I mean, you never know what kind of crazy might lurk behind that next right swipe on Tinder. If you're on the hunt or some funny moments that very well could've led to unimaginably weird dates, from the wild world of Tinder, we recommend checking these out.
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Every kind of cuisine comes with its own set of expectations and challenges. Often the biggest challenge is knowing that you won't make it as well as your mom made it. For more creative stuff, here are some comedy gems from the wild world of Tumblr.
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If you're crap at conversation, nothing gets people involved and passionate quite like a semi-tongue-in-cheek debate on what kind of bird is best. Petty arguments are fantastic. Twitter user christineexists explained this admittedly great argument/party and apparently other people do it too.
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The long awaited and widely celebrated holiday of Ice Cube's "Good Day" has arrived. A certain Tumblr user ran the math on what the exact date for Ice Cube's "Good Day" is.
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We don't know if everyone on this site is on 20 minutes of sleep, but this simple observation turned into a stupid headache. Someone starts trolling somewhere, but you can't exactly be too sure of where. Tumblr often has creative and intelligent discussions like this fun history thread or this user who runs the math on the good day Ice Cube was talking about.
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This customer left a poor review for this mechanic without letting all the facts out. The owner responded with some pretty critical information that put the reviewer in a very different light. For another review that demanded a heavy response, here's a donut shop owner who handled a customer's angry review like a boss.
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Tami was in jail for 60 days as part of a reality TV show, and this is her first beer in a long time. The intensity behind this scene seems overdrawn, but it deep down pretty relatable.
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This influencer with 400 followers is really on one. They actually expect someone to give them $300 worth of jewelry. This person has a fascinating kind of overwhelmingly entitled world view.
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