Saturday, January 11, 2020

People's "Oh, That's How That Works" Moments


People tell stories of times they realize how something worked | hut_on_a_frozen_lake Just 2 days ago learned wax candles is used as fuel and not as melting thing slow down burning wick. Should mention have chemistry degree.

Every one of us will have a time in our life when we realize something too late. It may have been super obvious all along, or it may have taken some thinking. Either way, that satisfying  "aha!" moment feels the same. For dumber realizations, here are really obvious things people realized way too late.

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Ridiculous Stuff That Mom Groups Say On Facebook


A collection of ridiculous stuff that mom groups say on Facebook | Is ok eat cinnamon rolls while pregnant?

If there's one thing we're sure of, it's that mom groups have an uncanny knack for hatching up all kinds of ridiculous statuses on social media. The essential oils are truly flowing through these posts. We're not doctors, but we are fairly certain that cinnamon rolls are okay to eat while pregnant. Just a hunch. 

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"Cats" Driving PSA from the 80s is Freaky and Vividly Dark


Still better than the 2019 version. Whatever you're expecting from a "Cats" themed driving PSA from the U.S. Department of Transportation, you are gonna be slightly wrong. I mean, the thought was a noble one, but the execution was...interesting

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Woman Hilariously Mocks Mom Facebook Groups


Mom teases crazy mom Facebook groups with a ridiculous post.

This woman's intentionally absurd post about how ridiculous mom Facebook groups can get, is making waves online. It's no wonder. Mom Facebook groups have a knack for spewing out all kinds of ridiculousness. 

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Blessed Images To Light Up The World With Wholesome


A collection of blessed images that will bring wholesome vibes to your world | tiny dog's head peeking from a person's bag in an elevator. fluffy underwater slug with bunny ears. tweet by sillypeachy been having rough week but then remember sea bunnies and then feel better

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of blessed images that have an unfailing ability to just bring on the good feels. In such strange and troubling times, it can be nice to take a break from the steady stream of fails, to appreciate some blessed images that are filled to the brim with pure goodness. 

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Confusing Images of Abundant Double-Takery


Real life optical illusions made by strange perspective | young girl holding a bag of popcorn that looks exactly like the dry grass she's standing on making her look like she has abnormally thin legs. cat sitting across a person's arm while they're using the computer making it appear as if the person's hand is going through the cat's body

Perspective can be a real deceitful mistress. Messing around with your line of sight can lead to some interestingly eye-confounding images that your brain won't know what to do with. There's impossible buildings, liquid cats and straight-up double-take-causing images of strange perspective.

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Smart Employee Gets Fake Fired to Prank Awful Customers


Employee gets fake fired to combat bad customers | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by throwRA-fhfsveyary AITA pretending get fired customers get temper with Not hole am high schooler with weekend job at coffee shop. My coworkers who work weekends are:

This young employee asked whether it was wrong to toy with the emotions of overly dick-ish customers by getting fake fired in front of them. It seems like a pretty harmless practice and gets bad customers to rethink their roles. We wonder what would happen if a customer just said "good!" People have ways of dealing with bad customers like this flight attendant who handled a problem flyer or this donut shop owner responding to a bad review with humility.

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House Rules People Thought Were Normal Until They Grew Up


Askreddit of people who had strange house rules growing up.

It's the natural development of almost every kid that you think your home life is pretty standard until you visit a friend's house or live with someone else. People just believe dumb things as kids. Some some folks realize how good they had it while others just have more questions about their strange parents. Other times rules were just creatively pragmatic.

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Ridiculous Argument Over Wanting A Username


A ridiculous argument breaks out over one person demanding another person's username.

Well isn't it nice to know that there are people out there exchanging harsh words over wanting claim to a username? It can get heated. Don't underestimate the kind of rage that can be generated from someone being refused their "right" to take another person's username. 

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Dumb Design Fails Made by People Who Had One Job


Stupid design fails made by people who had one job | red haired child holding a water gun backwards. wooden pillar blocking the way in a hall.

Not everyone can be great at their job. We're not exactly sure why that's the case, but it just seems to happen. People design things that look stupid and don't work all the time, and they never seem to stop filling the world with design fails that don't quite cut it. It's pretty cool. For more of these

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Nostalgic 90s Life Hacks


A collection of helpful life hacks from back in the 90s.

Can't say that we miss the days of having to print directions out from MapQuest. It's remarkable to take a look through these "90s life hacks" and realize just how much the world has changed. It's easy to forget just how fast things are changing around us. 

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Friday, January 10, 2020

Soldier Almost Commits War Crime By Performing His Stand-Up to Captive Audience


Soldier performs bad stand up to Taliban detainees, almost commits war crime | Posted by itspeterj TIFU by almost committing war crime. Obligatory not today. This about 10 years ago started doing stand up army Afghanistan, actually started telling stories around fire at night, but eventually started doing shows chow hall

Anyone who's been to a horrible stand-up show can attest that it's something like cruel and unusual punishment. Granted his audience wasn't in a situation that would be too conducive for laughter, this guy got one of the worst reviews an amateur comic can receive. For an amazing navy story, here's a lazy naval officer who displayed an act of pure genius.

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Guy's Skyrim Story Is An Emotional Rollercoaster


Guy tells a ridiculous story of his experience playing Skyrim, and how he unintentionally adopted a dog | tweet by PatrickLenton worst part Skyrim found dog whose owner died cabin, and then course had adopt dog bc not monster

This guy's Skyrim experience might make you think you've been playing the game all wrong. This emotional rollercoaster of a Twitter thread ends up being a very successful representation of what it feels like while playing Skyrim. 

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A Ration of Puns to Satiate Those Wordplay Cravings


Dad jokes, puns and stupid jokes | reallyfunnyshortjokes got words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused. Now hot water with Japanese mafia. flowisaconstruct didn't want like ButI did.

If liking dumb puns makes us stupid, then no changes there. We feel comfortable acknowledging our torrid love affair with clever and horrible wordplay. We're fans of dad jokes and dumb puns that we feel guilty for enjoying. Here are some extra dumb puns and clever jokes that are technically not wrong.

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Domino's Pizza Delivery Hero Saves Guy From Psycho Ex


Domino's pizza delivery guy ends up saving another guy from getting stabbed by his psycho ex-girlfriend | ALWAYS choose Domino's over pizza hut had been having trouble with my now EX- girlfriend quite awhile won't go into details, but let's just say she went crazy thought, simple: l'll just break off. Wrong.

Domino's pizza should really consider using this for some sort of marketing stunt. Turns out their delivery drivers are actual heroes. This guy managed to literally dodge a bullet. 

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Animals (Mostly Cats) with Mustaches


Cats and dogs with mustache, goatees, beards and other facial hair | black cat with yellow eyes and white marks under its nose that look like a mustache. black fluffy cat with white marks and long whiskers that look like an impressive handlebar mustache

It's extremely satisfying to think about our pets having distinctive personalities, and animals with peculiar facial hair make them even more distinctive. Here are some cats with mustaches, a few goatees, some dogs with beards and a monkey with a fu man chu. Here's an informal history of how cats became domesticated, or just a silly post about a peculiar cat that likes being in the fridge.

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Twitter Users Highlight Petty Arguments Between Married Couples


A collection of Twitter replies to people highlighting the pettiest arguments between married couples.

Twitter users are sharing their hot takes on the petty kinds of arguments that take place between married couples. Spend enough time with someone, and you're bound to discover those things that your "other half" does that drive you absolutely insane. 

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Manipulative Ads, Products and Services Designed by Jerks


Deceptive things designed by jerks

We like to think there's some set of rigid standards that applies to all products and advertising, but the reality is that most companies will just do whatever they can get away with. That leads to some devious and horrible products designed to manipulate people. Seriously, a lot of products are designed by jerks.

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Wife Turns WiFi Off If Husband Uses Bathroom Too Long


Wife turns off the WiFi when her husband uses the bathroom too long | AITA turning off wifi my husband camps bathroom extended lengths time. My husband and are parents twins who are less than year old. Anytime my husband SHOULD be doing something with children s his turn diaper bottle, even just soothing fussy newborn) he ALWAYS goes bathroom first are both on maternity paternity leave currently.

Sounds like Dad was using the bathroom too long for his wife's liking. So, she decided to take matters into her own hands and turn off the WiFi if his bathroom usage exceeded a certain timeframe. The wife decided to ask the people of Reddit whether or not she was in the wrong for doing this. 

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Various Tips and Life Hacks to Become a Slightly More Effective Person


Tips, advice, and life hacks | 1. Golden spending rule: If can't afford two can't afford 2 thinking about buying something don't necessarily need, imagine item one hand and cash other. Which one would take?

Here's some sound financial advice as well as various tips to make you seem like less of an idiot. We'll probably forget a lot of these and be back on our bullshit in no time, but it's nice to review. For a blast from the past, check out these wild old-timey life hacks from forever ago or for some bad advice, these straight up hilariously bad life hacks.

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People Share Their Worst Dates From The Past Decade


A collection of people share their worst date experiences from the decade | tweet by Jodie_K_ Replying jonoread travelled Manchester London and got stood up, 2 weeks later got message say sorry but he'd been arrested

You better believe that people were more than ready to share their harrowing experiences when it came to their worst dates from the last decade. The world of dating is ripe for failures and unbelievably awkward moments to break out. These people lived to tell the tale of the kinds of dates they'd just as much never repeat in this lifetime. 

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Twitter Users Debate The Best Seat On The Subway


A collection of Twitter users debate which seat is the best option when taking the subway | tweet by gplatinum_ All my New Yorkers, which is best seat?

It's time to put an end to the stirring debate over which seat is the best when taking the subway. New Yorkers are offering up their hot takes on the matter, while other Twitter users are putting their own comedic twists on which is the best seat in other scenarios. 

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Moments of Chaos, Misfortune and Failure


unfortunate moments of chaos

If you think your life is boring, then things are probably going okay. Unfortunate moments will add chaos to peoples lives. Whether it's something big like a train derailment or something small and frustrating like a falling tree smooshing your garbage bin, failure and chaos will definitely make life more interesting, but definitely not better.

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Sayings People Have Always Hated


A collection of AskReddit replies to sayings that people have always hated | Because said so

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share those sayings that they just hate hearing. We all have that one saying that just grinds our gears and pushes our buttons like none other. 

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Glamorized Career Paths That Are Nightmares


A collection of AskReddit replies to glamorized career paths that are actually nightmares | post by kahli-dub Flight attendant travel would be amazing, but let's face glorified waitress working cramped, steel tube.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share those glorified career paths that are actually total nightmares. Take these people's advice and hard-earned life lessons about careers, so that you don't have to find yourself in the middle of a job that you utterly despise. 

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A Quick Wholesome Aardvark Story


Guy's Twitter story about Aardvark letter ends with wholesome development | tweet by Clark Neily ConLawWarrior wrote report about aardvarks 2nd grade and got so into them wrote letter stuffed-animal co. suggesting they add one their lineup. About 6mos later got big box w stuffed aardvark and letter saying took suggestion, and named Clark

Well this is just great. And isn't that aardvark absolutely adorable!

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