Domino's pizza should really consider using this for some sort of marketing stunt. Turns out their delivery drivers are actual heroes. This guy managed to literally dodge a bullet.
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Friday, January 10, 2020
Animals (Mostly Cats) with Mustaches
It's extremely satisfying to think about our pets having distinctive personalities, and animals with peculiar facial hair make them even more distinctive. Here are some cats with mustaches, a few goatees, some dogs with beards and a monkey with a fu man chu. Here's an informal history of how cats became domesticated, or just a silly post about a peculiar cat that likes being in the fridge.
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Twitter Users Highlight Petty Arguments Between Married Couples
Twitter users are sharing their hot takes on the petty kinds of arguments that take place between married couples. Spend enough time with someone, and you're bound to discover those things that your "other half" does that drive you absolutely insane.
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Manipulative Ads, Products and Services Designed by Jerks
We like to think there's some set of rigid standards that applies to all products and advertising, but the reality is that most companies will just do whatever they can get away with. That leads to some devious and horrible products designed to manipulate people. Seriously, a lot of products are designed by jerks.
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Tagged: advertisement , manipulative , horrible , FAIL , product , annoying , deception , ads , ridiculous
Wife Turns WiFi Off If Husband Uses Bathroom Too Long
Sounds like Dad was using the bathroom too long for his wife's liking. So, she decided to take matters into her own hands and turn off the WiFi if his bathroom usage exceeded a certain timeframe. The wife decided to ask the people of Reddit whether or not she was in the wrong for doing this.
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Various Tips and Life Hacks to Become a Slightly More Effective Person
Here's some sound financial advice as well as various tips to make you seem like less of an idiot. We'll probably forget a lot of these and be back on our bullshit in no time, but it's nice to review. For a blast from the past, check out these wild old-timey life hacks from forever ago or for some bad advice, these straight up hilariously bad life hacks.
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People Share Their Worst Dates From The Past Decade
You better believe that people were more than ready to share their harrowing experiences when it came to their worst dates from the last decade. The world of dating is ripe for failures and unbelievably awkward moments to break out. These people lived to tell the tale of the kinds of dates they'd just as much never repeat in this lifetime.
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Twitter Users Debate The Best Seat On The Subway
It's time to put an end to the stirring debate over which seat is the best when taking the subway. New Yorkers are offering up their hot takes on the matter, while other Twitter users are putting their own comedic twists on which is the best seat in other scenarios.
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Tagged: twitter , controversial , debate , public transportation , social media , ridiculous , funny
Moments of Chaos, Misfortune and Failure
If you think your life is boring, then things are probably going okay. Unfortunate moments will add chaos to peoples lives. Whether it's something big like a train derailment or something small and frustrating like a falling tree smooshing your garbage bin, failure and chaos will definitely make life more interesting, but definitely not better.
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Sayings People Have Always Hated
Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share those sayings that they just hate hearing. We all have that one saying that just grinds our gears and pushes our buttons like none other.
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Glamorized Career Paths That Are Nightmares
Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share those glorified career paths that are actually total nightmares. Take these people's advice and hard-earned life lessons about careers, so that you don't have to find yourself in the middle of a job that you utterly despise.
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A Quick Wholesome Aardvark Story
Well this is just great. And isn't that aardvark absolutely adorable!
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Thursday, January 9, 2020
Work Memes For Those Of Us Who Can't Stand Our Jobs
We've all had really rough jobs, and while ruminating on your annoying job can suck, some well placed work memes can be cathartic. Whether it's some customer service role where we have to deal with Karens having freak-outs, incompetent bosses or straight up boring jobs where you have nothing to do. The grind can lead to a sort of existential dread and a cycle that never seems to end. But don't worry, there are other jobs out there, and more often then not, the total BS you have to deal with will lead you to bigger and better things. Anyway, here's some work memes for the grind.
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Tagged: Sad , customer service , frustrating , boring , job , annoying , retail , work , funny memes , Memes , lol
Airbnb Turns Into House of Stinky Nightmares
What was going to be a fun Airbnb weekend turned into what basically ended up as a stay in a haunted house except all the ghosts are shit. We've had underwhelming vacations but few of them culminated in an evacuation over the great Pississippi. Sounds bad. And in classic timeline-style recounting! For more gross stuff, here's twitter's reaction to a bull semen explosion.
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Tim Curry Desperately Trying Not To Laugh During Cutscene
Watching Tim Curry visibly restrain himself from laughing is way funnier than expected.
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Guy Plays "The Force Theme" from Star Wars In Stairwell With Incredible Acoustics
People often find that stairwells can have some great acoustics, as evidenced by this dude doing the halo theme in a stairwell. The right set of stairs can turn a solitary dude with a trumpet into pure magic.
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Viral Video Of Sonic Cake Is Cute And Sinister
All finished with my Baby Sonic Cake💙😍
— Sugar High Score (@sugarhighscore) January 6, 2020
Watch me make it: https://t.co/riYondD6Wv pic.twitter.com/HFTog8TJU6
What starts out as a cute video of an awesome Sonic the Hedgehog cake from @sugarhighscore, quickly turns into a strange and sinister display of Sonic's face being torn into.
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Dude Tells Story Of Getting Out Of Traffic Ticket With Fart Spray
We can't advocate speeding or lying to the police, or even deploying fart spray in your own car, but that's just what this guy is claiming to have done. Seems like it's not quite worth the price of making your car smell like the furious ghosts of a thousand asses. For more stories about people who skirted rules, here are loopholes that clever folks exploited.
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Employee's Attempt At Lying To Boss Backfires
This employee's hilarious attempt at trying to use photoshop to get out of work, backfired in glorious fashion. Clearly, they were in a rush or had no idea what they were doing. Because that cartoon nail isn't going to fool anyone!
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Karen Orders Around Random Guy Who She Thinks Is Deaf Employee
Every once in a while the wild Karen will mistake a stranger for an employee and direct their abuse at a fellow customer. while that doesn't sound like much of an improvement, the lack of professional courtesy frees up their target to say whatever they want to back. The extra level of dramatic irony makes stories like these all the sweeter.
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Entitled Goof Tries to Get Designer to Work for Free
For some stupid reason, people think they can bully artists into drawing stuff for them. Seriously, this happens a lot, like this artist who trolled entitled fans who asked for free drawings. That said, every entitled individual with unreasonable demands is an opportunity to make a jerk look dumb.
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Tagged: frustrating , annoying , artist , designer , lol , entitled , dumb , funny , win , choosing beggar
Secret Santa Gift Traumatizes Guy's Niece
Oh, this is too good. We can't blame the niece for getting all kinds of creeped out by this deeply unsettling doll. Looks like it walked right out of the underworld!
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The Dumbest Things People Thought As Kids
Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the dumbest things that they believed as kids. It's amazing what kinds of nonsense we can will ourselves into believing, when we're kids and just trying to figure the world out.
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Rare Insults That Resulted In Utter Destruction
We're back at it again with a fresh and fiery roster of rare insults.You know, those insults that you've (hopefully) never heard used before, and absolutely leave their mark. We'll always have an appreciation for those people that get outside of the box when it comes to what they try out for their next line of banter.
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Karen Shreds Employee's Leave Requests
"Karen" ended up getting caught up in the quite the shady business practice. Apparently, she had been disregarding and shredding employees leave requests. Fortunately, the CEO was around to catch Karen in the act, and ended up making it right. Karen, ended up getting fired.
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Stories That Sound Like Lies But Are True
Twitter users are sharing stories of their luckiest and unluckiest and plain old strange life moments. Sometimes, it can really start to feel like the universe is either pulling for you in a big way, or doing everything it can to complicate your attempt at a peaceful existence.
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The Adventures of Florida Man
Thanks to some interesting laws that make it way easier to get ahold of arrest records, there are a disproportionate amount of wacky crime stories that come out of Florida. So now we have Florida Man. He's not the hero we necessarily want or need, but he is the hero who we certainly deserve.
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