What was going to be a fun Airbnb weekend turned into what basically ended up as a stay in a haunted house except all the ghosts are shit. We've had underwhelming vacations but few of them culminated in an evacuation over the great Pississippi. Sounds bad. And in classic timeline-style recounting! For more gross stuff, here's twitter's reaction to a bull semen explosion.
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Watching Tim Curry visibly restrain himself from laughing is way funnier than expected.
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People often find that stairwells can have some great acoustics, as evidenced by this dude doing the halo theme in a stairwell. The right set of stairs can turn a solitary dude with a trumpet into pure magic.
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All finished with my Baby Sonic Cake💙😍
— Sugar High Score (@sugarhighscore) January 6, 2020
Watch me make it: https://t.co/riYondD6Wv pic.twitter.com/HFTog8TJU6
What starts out as a cute video of an awesome Sonic the Hedgehog cake from @sugarhighscore, quickly turns into a strange and sinister display of Sonic's face being torn into.
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We can't advocate speeding or lying to the police, or even deploying fart spray in your own car, but that's just what this guy is claiming to have done. Seems like it's not quite worth the price of making your car smell like the furious ghosts of a thousand asses. For more stories about people who skirted rules, here are loopholes that clever folks exploited.
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This employee's hilarious attempt at trying to use photoshop to get out of work, backfired in glorious fashion. Clearly, they were in a rush or had no idea what they were doing. Because that cartoon nail isn't going to fool anyone!
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Every once in a while the wild Karen will mistake a stranger for an employee and direct their abuse at a fellow customer. while that doesn't sound like much of an improvement, the lack of professional courtesy frees up their target to say whatever they want to back. The extra level of dramatic irony makes stories like these all the sweeter.
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For some stupid reason, people think they can bully artists into drawing stuff for them. Seriously, this happens a lot, like this artist who trolled entitled fans who asked for free drawings. That said, every entitled individual with unreasonable demands is an opportunity to make a jerk look dumb.
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Oh, this is too good. We can't blame the niece for getting all kinds of creeped out by this deeply unsettling doll. Looks like it walked right out of the underworld!
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Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the dumbest things that they believed as kids. It's amazing what kinds of nonsense we can will ourselves into believing, when we're kids and just trying to figure the world out.
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We're back at it again with a fresh and fiery roster of rare insults.You know, those insults that you've (hopefully) never heard used before, and absolutely leave their mark. We'll always have an appreciation for those people that get outside of the box when it comes to what they try out for their next line of banter.
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"Karen" ended up getting caught up in the quite the shady business practice. Apparently, she had been disregarding and shredding employees leave requests. Fortunately, the CEO was around to catch Karen in the act, and ended up making it right. Karen, ended up getting fired.
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Twitter users are sharing stories of their luckiest and unluckiest and plain old strange life moments. Sometimes, it can really start to feel like the universe is either pulling for you in a big way, or doing everything it can to complicate your attempt at a peaceful existence.
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Thanks to some interesting laws that make it way easier to get ahold of arrest records, there are a disproportionate amount of wacky crime stories that come out of Florida. So now we have Florida Man. He's not the hero we necessarily want or need, but he is the hero who we certainly deserve.
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Star Wars has ignited all kinds of thoughtful discussions on what really constitutes a fail in the movie business. There's a whole lot more to it than meets the eye. At the end of the day, you also can't deny that there will always be someone around ready to complain about something.
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We'll always love those genuine live TV fails. You just never know what might happen!
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As we all know, Tim Curry has had some pretty wild roles in the past, but his portrayal of Anatoly Cherdenko from Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3 had him very nearly breaking character while delivering an admittedly absurd line.
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Twitter users are sharing their most awkward and cringeworthy encounters with celebs. These just sound painful.
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This guy has got moxie. Sometimes people just think that asking for someone's stuff will get them that stuff, like this incompetent lowballer who demanded a guys address so he could steal his bike. It's too bad this guy probably didn't get to finish watching his show, I mean, two episodes left, that's gotta hurt.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for students to share the dumbest things they've ever gotten in trouble for. It is remarkable what kinds of stupid things that students are penalized for by teachers. Like really, jumping in the snow?!
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Apparently she got blocked after this. Usually there's some levity to dating apps, like these winners and losers from the wide world of tinder, but sometimes a nice guy or girl jumps right out of the gate with some judgmental BS. Not sure why Rob would deliberately sabotage himself by being an ass, but it was pretty obviously a dumb move.
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Entitled morons are a dime a dozen, but someone who'd deliberately vinegarize every drink at a party is absolutely mad. The worst part is that he thinks he's doing everyone a favor. You can do that crap at your own house, but when you do something disrespectful as a houseguest it really chaps people's asses.
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You'd think parents would have better judgement, but sometimes people get stuck with incredibly silly names. There are some parents out there who either didn't give a name enough thought, or tried to get too clever with it. Man it would really suck to be named after a transformer.
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It doesn't get much more heartwarming than this story about a mom surviving a terribly frightening stroke. She manages to get just the kind of clutch care that she desperately needed in a life-defining moment.
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This choosing beggar is the living definition of entitled and unreasonable. There is just no hope of negotiating with people like this.
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School wasn't fun for any of us, but in the long run it can pay to know how to spell really basic stuff and not look like a moron in public. On a daily basis, people come in contact with a lot of spelling fails that make us curse our education system. At least spelling fails make someone feel smart.
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She really dodged a bullet on this one. We'll always turn back and give this classic live tweet another read through. Sounds like the precious and self-involved reader liked the sound of his own voice too much, to consider anything that his date was saying.
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