Monday, January 6, 2020

The Most X-Files Experiences People Have Had


A collection of people sharing their weirdest experiences that would fit on the show "The X-Files." | post by Dtcomat baby ball socks flew across room and hit my dad after he yelled at .

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their experiences that could've fit on the show "The X-Files." A big takeaway we're getting from these replies is that the world is a lot more eerie and filled with unexplained phenomena than we give it credit for. 

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LockPickingLawyer Opens Gun Safe With Orange Juice Bottle


This is just getting ridiculous. 

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Bridezilla Worried Bridesmaid's Chemotherapy Will Ruin Wedding


Nightmare bride wants to remove a bridesmaid from her wedding for having cancer.

This bridezilla just soared to the top of delusional and terribly toxic individuals that we've seen involved in weddings. Yikes. Apparently the bride was worried about the bridesmaid in this scenario, ruining her wedding day because of her chemotherapy, and hair loss. You've got to be kidding me. 

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Ex-MLM Members And Recruiters Share Their Stories


A collection of AskReddit replies to people that used to work for MLM's and pyramid schemes.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people that used to work for MLMs to share their experiences. Finally, a peek behind the curtain of what drives those sketchy and deceptive machines. Keep an eye out for these red flags so that you don't fall prey to their shady tactics. 

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Attempts That Got Caught Up In the Net of Failure


failed attempts and memes

People are constantly caught up in an attempt to do something. Some people are trying to be complimentary or look smart. Some people are trying to re-frame news or look younger. Every attempt might hit the ground with the sound of failure. Whatever people try to do, their attempt might stumble into a pile of fail.

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Guy Stands Up to Jerk Boss Who Makes Him do Two Jobs


Guy stands up to boss who makes him work as a courier.

People deal with their fair share of ignorant bosses, so it's incredibly satisfying to see an employee who's in the right win something, like this overworked employee who revolted by doing his exact job description. And to prove that your boss is being a complete hypocrite is icing on the cake.

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Dumb Moments and Clever Jokes That Are Technically Accurate


Dumb and silly puns jokes and memes

Are are some puns, jokes and straight up dumb moments that kinda make sense if you don't think about them too hard. They may not be factually correct, but they are technically accurate. You won't be learning any wonderful new facts, it's all just dumb puns and clever jokes that are technically not wrong.

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Couple's Fight Over Lobster Dinner Goes Viral


Couple gets into an argument over a lobster dinner and it ends up going viral on Twitter.

Twitter user @RoblesTeonna, shared her troubling back and forth with her ex regarding dinner plans. Sounds like this guy is rocking all kinds of red flags. The rest of the Twitter community was ready to offer their hot takes on how this girl really dodged a bullet. 

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Dumb Questions People Were Asked


Dumb and funny questions people were asked.

Sometimes we're just not thinking and sometimes people are really just flat-out stupid. There are a lot of really dumb questions that get asked. People have almost too many stories about dumb things people said to have their intelligence questioned.

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Guy Gets Back At Girl Who Uses Him


Guy gets back at girl who uses him | r/ProRevenge posted by redberryberry Sticking girl who's been using with fat bill really liked this girl while met at lifeguard certification course, and talked her while there and thought ended up hitting off exchanged numbers and social media and all and messaged few weeks before asked her out movie, which she accepted

When this guy found out that he was getting played by a woman who apparently had a reputation for using other guys, he decided to go about taking a little revenge. Specifically, he gets back at her by leaving her with a massive dinner bill. 

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Netflix Reveals Details For Dozens Of Original Films In 2020


Netflix releases the details for dozens of upcoming films in 2020 | tweet by NetflixFilm OLD GUARD director Gina Prince-Bythewood, Charlize Theron and Kiki Layne lead covert group immortal mercenaries who must fight keep their team together they discover existence new immortal and their extraordinary abilities are exposed.

Netflix unveiled what apparently is "just a taste" of their upcoming original movies for 2020. Let's just say that we've got a feast right here. We'd love to see what kind of budget each of these movies was working with. Either way, here's to hoping that these turn out good. 

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"Ok Boomer" Explained On Japanese TV


This is oddly entertaining. The viral movement of "Ok boomer" gets an explanation on Japanese TV. 

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Comedy Gold From The Antiques Roadshow


A collection of funny items from the antiques roadshow | weird little puppet Worst Thing Could Find $0.05-$0.06

Shoutout to @KeatonPatti for the beautiful work on the captions with these various treasures from the antiques roadshow. They're absolutely inaccurate, but still seem like they could be on point at the same time. Now that is art. 

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Sunday, January 5, 2020

Guy's Minecraft Fail Results In Hundreds Of Wasted Hours


Guy's Minecraft fail results in hundreds of hours being wasted | r/tifu post by KitKatThePirate TIFU by not checking my Minecraft settings and wasting many hours inventory menus over past 5 and half years

The fact that this guy wasted hundreds of hours on Minecraft crafting menus is truly mind-blowing. Some people really do need an instruction manual for everything. 

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Close Calls And Gut Feelings That Saved People's Skin


Stories of times people trusted their gut and avoided a close call | guessthisis_me had gut feeling should pull my wallet and phone out my purse. Not even 20 seconds later get mugged man dragged across sidewalk and stole my purse BUT all he ended up getting juice box and my birth control.

We can't really explain it. Maybe it's instinct, subconscious reasoning, survivor's bias, luck, or the intervening will of the universe. Sometimes people get a spidey-sense moment that ends up saving their own ass. Here are more times people trusted a gut feeling and avoided disaster.

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Doctor Asks How to Deal with Centaur Cardiac Arrest


Doctor asks where to defibrillate a centaur | tweet by FredWuMD Serious question medtwitter: If show up at code, and patient is centaur who had cardiac arrest, ignoring joules question, where do think defib pads should go assuming heart is human part, or B, assuming heart is horse part

It's the medical question we've all been wondering about. For the sake of wondering out loud, this doctor asked where you'd have to defibrillate a centaur. It's at least fun to know that doctors can still be weird. For medical stuff, here are stories of the dumbest things medical professionals had to explain to people.

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People's Best Useless Facts


A collection of people's very best useless facts | Spoonfeed is longest word English dictionary with its letters reverse alphabetical order

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the very best of their useless facts. Never know when you might need to break one of these out at the next social gathering, to break the ice for everyone else. Can't quite put our finger on it, but there's just something so interesting about useless facts. 

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Heartfelt Story Of Grandma's Love For Dungeons & Dragons


A heartfelt story about a grandma developing a love for Dungeons & Dragons | tweet by AntnHz My grandmother passed away. Her funerals were today, but here l'd like talk about most important thing couldn't spend too much time on her eulogy: her love Dungeons Dragons DnD

Not only will this post likely make a lot of people want to learn how to play D&D, but it will also probably kickstart the waterworks. We're not crying, you're crying!

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When People Realized Their Boss Was Dumb


Times people realized their boss was stupid | Peregrine2976 Dropped ton cash renting art museum's art bank our (decrepit Chinatown) office. Then didn't have money pay salaries

It can be really frustrating to realize your boss is a goddamn moron. Some bosses are just good at hiding the fact that they have no idea what they're doing, but some are not quite so good. Don't get us wrong, many bosses are competent, but these ones really let the stupid cat out of the idiot bag.

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Shameless Losers And Winners From The Wild World Of Tinder


A collection of funny and ridiculous moments from people that use Tinder | Hey wanna talk bit then let fade out but continue following each other on Instagram years and still like each other's photos once while, while watching each other live life, dating other people so happy and Sarah. invite wedding pls. who's there Baby yoda baby yoda who? Baby yoda one omg.

Ah, good old Tinder. It's like people get on the app to bust out the very best and worst of their pickup lines, just to see how badly things can go. And even then, sometimes Tinder users actually find themselves defying the odds and getting somewhere in the process. 

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Guy Hides Inheritance Money From Girlfriend


Guy decides to hide his inheritance from his girlfriend and her family | AITA hiding 135k just inherited my girlfriend and her family? Context: My girlfriend(22) and 23) just had our first child few months ago pregnancy wildly unplanned as am graduate school and neither us were ever interested children

This guy asked the people of Reddit whether or not he was in the wrong for hiding his inheritance money from his girlfriend and her family. The tough part about this particular predicament is that they had a kid together. A fair number of people are suggesting that the guy should try to be transparent when it comes to those finances. 

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Times The Written Word Crushed People Online


A collection of times that people got destroyed online | nathanwpyle Then again country doesn't use metric system is only one have landed men on moon, so D 6 16 13h About NASA uses lo gical system and only time someone tried use Imperial space they ended up crashing Mars.

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of people getting absolutely crushed by words. Sometimes people just nail it with the comeback or the insult to such an extent that there's really no coming back from it. A whole lot of this wreckage could've been avoided if people didn't act a fool to begin with. 

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Entitled Folks Who Were A Burden To Those Around Them


Entitled people who made absurd demands | JBL ear buds MESSAGE $100 O0822 Not Apple air pods so child does not want them CENT REGISTER WARRANTY JBL BOR PURCHASE RCPEORADE SOFTIWARE AND PROIDUCCE UPEAS SPICAL OPFERS AND SRVICE INFORMIATION HARMAN btp waranty Jbl.com.ca UBL PURE BASS TWS TUNE. Yo? Hello, my ad said PlayStation 4 has two controllers PSVR setup and three games 300 said ad no haggling won't respond anymore after this text. Delivered $300 Everyone haggles 100 is most l'm gonna offer

Whether it's an ungrateful kid who wanted something more expensive for Christmas, a low-balling deal-hunter who won't take no for an answer, or just a straight up stranger demanding free crap, the world has an excessive amount of entitled folks who need to leave and take their attitudes with them.

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Entertaining Nuggets Of Comedy Gold From Tumblr


A collection of entertaining and funny moments from various people that use Tumblr | graynard talking my infant son like im youtuber looking4myson Whats up baby. Father here bringing another spoonful Gerber ham and gravy baby food

Ah, good old Tumblr. It's a maze of people getting real meticulous and obsessive when it comes to overanalyzing movies, tv shows, and other facets of life. Never know what kind of wisdom you might come across while you're exploring the ins and outs of Tumblr. 

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Random And Hilarious Observations On "Cats" Movie


Guy shares all of his hilarious and random observations on the "Cats" movie | Just finished watching/surviving "CATS Movie" with friends not even going try and review Instead am just going share random observations throughout film Audience roughly 25 people Cats

At least the "Cats" movie is bringing on a tidal wave of hilarious commentary. People can't seem to help themselves when it comes to poking fun at all the strange and absurd moments from the film. There was a whole lot to work with. 

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Barista Pretends To Get Fired In Front Of Jerk Customers


Barista gets back at her rude customers by pretending to get fired in front of them | AITA pretending get fired customers get temper with Not hole am high schooler with weekend job at coffee shop. My coworkers who work weekends are

This barista asked the people of Reddit whether or not they were in the wrong for trying to get back at their rude customers by pretending to get fired. They're either the hero that the retail world needs, or they took it too far!

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