Sunday, December 22, 2019

Dad Admits He Regrets Having Children During Marriage Counseling


Dad admits that he regrets having children during a marriage counseling session, and asks people on Reddit whether he was a jerk | AITA admitting regret having children. Not hole My wife and are both 42 and marriage counselling after our marriage basically went shit after having kids (6 and 4 year old twins lot issues and disagreements have come up our marriage have driven us apart and have been working through my resentment going back one more baby resulted twins, including one which are pretty

This dad asked the folks of Reddit whether or not he was in the wrong for admitting during a marriage counseling session, that he regretted having kids. This confession comes with a statement from him, saying that he loved the hell out of them, but in hindsight realized that the whole parenting/marriage situation wasn't for him. To make matters more grim and complicated, his wife proceeded to tell their six-year-old about what he said. Ouch. 

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Brutal Words That Crushed People's Souls


A collection of insults toward people online that got absolutely destroyed | good news is i work real estate startup and know law, and my landlord and have pretty chill relationship until this Imfao so just texted him this Bruce DID MY LANDLORD JUST TRY USE BIBLE RAISE MY RENT Landlord Attn: All Tenants Today 2:57 PM hey brucie baby s illegal raise my rent during an active lease term. also federal law fair housing act protects making any decision housing based on religion.

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of people getting roasted to oblivion online for various acts of clueless stupidity. Social media platforms have always served as powerful places for people to air out their BS and get called out for bits of dishonesty along the way. Fair to say we probably won't be hearing any more dumbness from these folks. But you never know. 

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Unlucky Times Misfortune Gave People Trouble


Fails, mistakes and messes | vehicle almost entirely sunk in mud with just the cabin visible, a glass table that shattered completely

Life has its unfair share of unfortunate failures and moments of chaos. Things break, things get stuck, things melt and things explode. Knowing that, you just kinda have to take everything in stride. Wherever you go, chaos and misfortune will follow.

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The Dumbest Questions From Customers


A collection of AskReddit replies to the dumbest questions customers have asked employees | pm_me_your_taintt 3h Lady walks into empty restaurant, looks around, asks "is this furniture store?"

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the dumbest questions they've ever heard from customers. The responses really end up contributing a solid argument to the case that so many of us, turn our brains off when we walk into establishments. Just cause customer service exists, doesn't mean we have to stop using our brains. 

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Cringeworthy Braggarts Who Covered The Internet With Their Supposed Genius


People who think they are very smart | istening Mozart some people listen rap rather than Mozart is objective proof some people are stupid yupisaidit

Whether it's overconfidence or a complete lack of self awareness, these folks just had to let everyone know how smart they thought they were, and in turn, showed everyone just how smart they ACTUALLY were. So here's a lot of over-explaining and complete bullheaded nonsense from self-titled geniuses whosmeared the internet with their cringeworthy bragging.

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Saturday, December 21, 2019

Chicken Wing Debate Tears Twitter Apart


Various Twitter users debate about what the proper way to eat a chicken wing is | See this is why stay house because people really be eating wing like 1 and 2

A heated debate broke out on Twitter regarding the proper way to eat a chicken wing. This is no light matter. People can find themselves divided over one person's choice to chomp that chicken wing down to the very bone, and the other person's decision to leave bits of meat still hanging off the bone. I mean, is there really any excuse for #1? That just looks like someone who had their plate taken away mid-bite. 

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Garbage Moments from Planet Trashy


Trashy selfish moments of people being horrible | Starting realize why have never got my deposit back Landlord Round Table 11 mins O Has anyone ever had give back security deposit few months ago my long term tenants left my place surprizingly good condition and wracked my brains trying find something they broke and couldn't fault them single thing

Don't let these moments of incredible selfishness get you down, most people are pretty decent. It's just that trashy, antisocial behavior can come from any part of society, and sometimes people's actions are so petty and ridiculously selfish, all you can do is gawk at the trashy moments that belong on garbage island.

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Strict Vegan Kicks Out Boyfriend's Daughter for Tampering with Their Food


Vegan kicks out boyfriend's daughter for disrespecting her diet, and the internet weighs in | AITA evicting my boyfriend's daughter disrespecting my vegan lifestyle? Everyone Sucks Amy (19) and have never gotten along well but she did recently took cake have followed strict vegan diet 12 years now s something very important Amy is not unaware this. Her father and her have lived with my house now 2 years and she has never had right attitude

This is a mess. It's messed up to tamper with someone's food, but it started with everybody making some pretty bad decisions that led to this point. Gotta say, the jury's verdict that everyone sucks here is pretty compelling. For more vegan drama, here's a reversal of the situation, where a dad who doesn't want to stop cooking bacon because his daughter's diet. For more on the subject, here's a chill vegan's explanation of the Burger King lawsuit.

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Wife Gets Back At Cheating Husband By Racking Up Credit Debt


Wife gets back at her cheating husband by racking up a big credit card debt | r/ProRevenge post by Violetteashes Wife gets back at cheating husband. This didn't happen but had witnessed/ experienced use work front office an Ashley Homestore gotten call closing one night and just myself at office, sales manager, and couple sales working floor

This wife got back at her cheating husband with the pure rage-fueled power of credit card debt revenge. The guy that cheated on his wife of multiple years, clearly had it coming. Sometimes karma looks like an $8,000 credit card statement. Yikes!

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Dumb Things People Did to their Own Cars


Mechanics share dumb things people did to their own cars | Had customer once who had their oil light come on and couldn't figure out top oil up. He thought might have worked like his boat motor so he poured jug oil his fuel tank.

Here are stories, mostly from mechanics, who had to witness the aftermath of people's horrible automobile decisions. Some out of negligence, some from people who wanted their car to look cool and put form over function, and others who were just plain stupid. People are pretty ignorant about their own automobiles. Here are tumblr users getting schooled on physics and car safety, and here are people who parked like jerks.

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Artist Provides Take on the "120K Banana" Fiasco


Artist's take on modern art industry stemming from artist who ate expensive banana art | banana taped wall sold at an art exhibit 120,000.00 This guy walked up, peeled back, and ate police are looking into filing charges. Man eats $120,000 banana Art Basel exhibit. question is art, is certainly an intriguing one. One fine art world has recently tried define as banana with duct tape see this answer as cynical, boring and one continues harm our culture perceives as pinnacle visual/fine art. If wer

Recently Artist David Datuna made a statement by eating Maurizio Cattelan's art installation, which was a banana taped to a wall that was worth well over a hundred thousand dollars. Call us haters of modern art, but we're pretty happy to see low effort trash that people get to call "art" get eaten like the goddamned banana that it is. Artist Karla Ortiz said this about complacency of modern art galleries. Oh, also people are pretty sure this was part of a money laundering scheme.

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Chopped Furby Gets A Terrifying Upgrade


This is what the internet is made for. 

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Foot Pic Seller Almost Ruins Parents Marriage


Person almost breaks up parents by downloading tinder on mom's phone to sell feet pics.

Tinder can be a big source of failure in more ways than one, but it typically doesn't cause family drama like this. In a particular and weird set of circumstances, this person almost tore their own family apart by trying to get back into the feet pic game.

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Brands Share Dirty Jokes They Can Get Away With


A collection of brands share what kinds of jokes they can get away with on Twitter | Kraft Macaroni Cheese Can take anywhere between 7-10 minutes.

Brands are coming together on a Twitter thread about the dirty jokes they can manage to get away with. Some brand names just make it all too easy to pull off the naughty joke. 

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Target Employee Details His First Crazy Week Of Work


Tumblr user shares all the crazy happenings of their first day at Target | Things Happened On My First Day At Target -Sold lingerie an eighty year old woman -Got free salted caramel frappacino suspectedly gay barista, Parker -Sold bra mom sixteen year old girl who cringing entire time

This guy detailed his first week of work at Target, and it reads like an exhausting customer service nightmare. Working any kind of customer service job is willingly putting yourself on the front line of dealing with all kinds of toxic entitlement, and customers just making everyone else's life a little bit more complicated. Sounds like working at Target is no small feat. 

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Chipotle Educates Vegetarian On Twitter


Chipotle educates a vegetarian who thinks that chorizo isn't meat, on Twitter | been vegetarian since age 12 just had chorizo and 's so good! Texture and flavor is exactly like real meat! ChipotleTweets Do mean Sofritas? Chorizo is meat Becky

Chipotle was there to save the day for an oblivious vegetarian who apparently had no idea that chorizo is in fact meat. What would the world do without Becky! So many vegetarians might be out there unknowingly eating meat cause they thought that chorizo was in the clear. 

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Parent Has Absurd Request For Shorter Man To Fulfill


Parent has a very strange request for a short man under 5 feet to fulfill.

Those Craigslist ads can take some very strange turns. In this case, I think it's fair to say that Isaac never saw this one coming. Like, what? At the end of the day, is it really worthy of $250. Maybe Isaac really needs the money that bad. 

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Guy Rents Fake Apartment, Accidentally Takes Pro Revenge


Guy rents a fake apartment and accidentally ends up taking a pro revenge.

As far as pro revenge cases go, this one right here is the perfect combination of someone getting their comeuppance, and the other person getting to right a wrong. In this case, the phony and sketchy lady trying to run the apartment scam got what was coming to her. Apparently she even made it into the local news at one point.

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Brutal Metal Memes That Were Maiden The Fires of Hell


Funny metal music memes | Rob Zombie is just Hot Topic Randy Savage. death metal fans thrash metal fans Doom metal fans Black Sabbath kicks ass.

Need something to scroll through to distract you from your sore neck and rapidly encroaching tinnitus? Here are some brutal metal memes for your blackened soul to look at on the bus.

 And I don't care what they say, Ghost rocks.

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People Share Their Favorite Insults


A collection of AskReddit replies to people sharing their favorite insults.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their favorite insults. You might just want to pack one or a few of these in your arsenal, for the next time you want to try out a nasty and creative insult on someone. 

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Friday, December 20, 2019

Comedy Gold From People On Twitter


A collection of funny tweets from various people on Twitter.

We've got a nice collection of funnies from various people on Twitter. Someone's always ready to crack the next silly joke on Twitter. It's a nice break from a social media feed otherwise dominated by stressful news headlines. 

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Teachers Share Their Worst Parent-Teacher Conferences


Stories of bad parent teacher conferences.

The life of a teacher is pretty wild. Teachers can see some incredibly dumb kids. Sometimes a good teacher will do a kid a solid. Teaching can be funny and full of chaos. Sometimes parents have a very limited idea of what a teacher's job actually is, and take any criticism of their child personally. These are some of those times parent-teacher conferences were a little wild.

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Shellshock Victim Has Involuntary Reaction Hearing Word "Bomb"


Pretty devastating!

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Porcupine Makes Sound Like He's Talking


Little dude has got a lot to say!

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Guy Gets High School Bully Fired In Act Of Revenge


Guy gets high school bully fired 10 years later in act of masterful revenge.

Someone on Reddit shared the story of how they got their high school bully fired. Sounds like the high school bully ended up outing him to the rest of the school regarding his sexuality, and subjecting him to all kinds of terrible trauma in the process. 

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Loving Mom Takes Depressed Son Out Of School


A loving mom decides to take her depressed son out of school.

This caring and loving mom decided to take her son out of school, when she realized his mental health was struggling. Goes to show how important it is for parents to listen to their kids, when they really need it. 

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Tumblr Thread On Ridiculous Overheards During Court Proceedings


A Tumblr thread on how surprising it is that court reporters are able to keep a straight face.

Court reporters hear all kinds of absolutely crazy stuff. It's a wonder that they're able to keep a straight face while doing their job. People have a tendency to say some extremely strange and rude stuff when they're in court. 

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