Friday, December 13, 2019

Twitter User Has Bold New Strategy For Handling Fitted Sheets


Twitter user suggests a bold new strategy for handling fitted sheets.

A whole lot of people are able to relate over the terrible struggle that can come of trying to handle fitted sheets. Twitter user @Shenanigans_luv, is going viral for her bold suggestion on how to resolve the conundrum. 

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Guy Totals Car Attempting a Donut, Tries to Laugh It Off


If we did something this stupid on camera, we'd probably try to act casual and save face too. The real question is whether or not most of us would do something this stupid. Or maybe he's just in shock and glad that he's alive.

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Awkward and Weird Gifts People Received


Strange, weird and awkward gifts people got.

Sure, it's the thought that counts, but sometimes all your great aunt can think of is a way to get rid of all her old mousetraps. Some gifts are strange but heartfelt, some are an excuse to re-gift some crap, some are a huge burden from an estranged family member. People get a lot of strange, inappropriate and WTF gifts.

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Heartfelt Story Behind Train Station Voice Is A Feels Trip


Guy tells heartfelt story of voice behind a particular train station.

This story of the voice behind a particular underground station is a sentimental ride. Sometimes people do things for other people. For encouraging things, here's some blessed images and wholesome memes to serve as a reminder that people can be good.

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Guy's Cardboard Signs Are Hilariously Accurate


A collection of very funny cardboard signs from a guy about the different parts of life.

This guy's cardboard signs are a hilarious work of pure genius. Seriously, these are all great and so true!

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Teacher Fails A Student On The Last Day Of Class


Teacher decides to fail a student on the last day of class, and asks people on Reddit whether they were a jerk for doing so.

This teacher decided to ask the people of Reddit whether they were a jerk for choosing to fail a student on the last day of class.

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People's Most Embarrassing Moments


A collection of AskReddit replies to people's most embarrassing moments in life.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to get real with it and share their most embarrassing moments. These are just mortifying. It sucks when you realized you've messed up or said something undeniably dumb, and all there is to do is to own the fact that you've made a proper fool out of yourself. 

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Funny Bits Of Comedy Gold From Tumblr


A collection of comedy gold from various people on Tumblr.

You've got to love the wonderful, creative, and unexpected minds of the folks in the Tumblr community. You haven't really lived yet till you've fallen headfirst down a wild Tumblr rabbit's hole. 

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Teacher Tells School Board What's Up


She didn't hold back!

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Holiday Ex-Texts To Get People Through


A collection of holiday texts from people's exes to cheer up other people.

Tis the season for holiday greetings from the folks that people just don't want to hear from, ever again. These exes refused to get the message, and proceeded to bother their old partners with a slew of clueless texts. I mean, come on guys!

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Student Gets Back at Thieving Roommate with Booby Trap USB


Guy gets revenge on stealing roommate with a USB trap.

A bad roommate can make your home a living hell. When this student noticed their roommate was stealing their stuff, things got serious. This sort of strategy happens with food too, like this guy who ended up baking a cake full of habeneros

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Ridiculous and Disappointing Times Satire Went Over People's Heads


Stupid and disappointing times people believed satirical joke news.

Satire can go over people's heads. Some folks seem to have a really hard time figuring out the difference between real news and obvious, absurd joke news. Sometimes it's funny when someone is ignorant enough to believe millions of people died on Black Friday, but when people refuse to see the jokes or think that it was made to deceive them, it's gets into the territory of "kind of upsetting." 

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Guy Tries To Pretend He Doesn't Know English, Fails Hard


Guy tries to pretend that he doesn't know English and he fails miserably.

This guy made a grave mistake. And that mistake was one of him trying to tell a lady asking for money that he didn't speak English, while he very well did the whole time. It's tough to pull off the whole "I don't speak your language" thing when you're literally speaking their language right back to them. 

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Thursday, December 12, 2019

Twitter Users Share Their Creatively Disrespectful Nonsense Insults


Twitter users share nonsensical creative insults.

With just a little creativity and a dash of abstract imagery, almost any noun and verb combination can become a decent sounding insult, you lemon-lipped crotch-punch. Twitter users took the time to come up with and share their own. For some more pointed insults, here are rare insults that struck people to their core.

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Tumblr User Defends Controversial Christmas Song


Tumblr user weighs in on how the Christmas song, "Baby It's Cold Outside" isn't inappropriate and insensitive.

This Tumblr user decided to take an attempt at defending their favorite Christmas song, "Baby It's Cold Outside." They offered their analysis on why the song doesn't deserve all the notoriety some people give it. 

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Unruly Passenger Yells At Flight Attendants And Passengers, Gets Booted


This guy is a complete nightmare. Everyone wants him off the plane like yesterday. He manages to make no sense and be absolutely infuriating at the same time.

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Supercut of Hockey Players Doing Smelling Salts


Here are some hockey players giving themselves a quick blast of ammonia to shock their systems into game mode. Seems like everyone has a different smelling strategy, as well as their face they make. To be honest it's like watching addicts.

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Guy Takes Ultimate Petty Revenge In Laundry Room Drama


Guy takes a hilarious petty revenge on a neighbor during a laundry room drama.

For anyone that's ever dealt with navigating the tender nature of a shared laundry room, and tried to ensure that your clothes don't get messed with, this one's going to hit close to home. Laundry is time-sapping and irritating enough without someone messing up your process. This person got caught red-handed, and ultimately was dealt the kind of petty revenge that had to have taught them a lesson. 

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Tweets and Memes to Keep Dads Going Through These Dark Times


Funny tweets and memes about dads and parenting.

Parenting is a difficult job that requires constant effort and attention. Here's some memes for dads to look at instead of their stupid and weird kids. And if you're trying to go the extra dad level with the dad jokes, here are puns to satiate your wordplay cravings, or this sign with a very strong pun game.

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Weird Things Kids Asked Mall Santas for Christmas


Weird things children asked mall and store Santas to get them for Christmas,

Kids are weird and dumb. Sometimes they get really specific thoughts stuck in their head and given the choice to ask for anything they could ever want, will choose to ask for something like a box of kleenex or a really old pug. Here are some strange experiences for the holiday season.

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The World's Most Promising Tinder Wins And Terrible Fails


A collection of Tinder wins and fails.

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of people failing and occasionally actually getting somewhere in the wild world of Tinder. Tinder can be a general madhouse most of the time, but at least we get to enjoy the ridiculous pickup lines and other acts of crude and immature humor. 

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Ignorance That Got Met with Ridicule, Disses and Clapbacks


Funny ignorant people that sometimes got insulted.

Here's a bunch of people saying dumb stuff, sometimes aided by brutal words that crushed their souls. While we acknowledge this isn't necessarily a good way to get someone on your side or make them like you it sure is satisfying to see someone who said some ignorant crap get crushed with brutal words. Sometimes people managed to diss themselves just by saying something too dumb.

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Guy With Ugly Yellow Hood On Truck Finds His Match


A guy with an ugly yellow hood on his truck finds his missing match.

This is absolutely still a better love story than Twilight. This guy was on the hunt for a worthy trade, when it came to getting rid of an unfortunate ugly yellow hood on his truck. Thanks to the power of the comments section he was able to make a perfect switch happen. And they all lived happily ever after. 

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Comedian Mark Normand With A Hilariously Awkward Interview


You've got to give her credit for just rolling with the awkwardness from comedian Mark Normand, during this interview. 

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Attempts That Hit the Ground with the Sound Of Failure


Funny attempts that failed.

Life is a series of attempts. Some are more earnest or desperate than others. Some people are just trying to do their job, or finish a project. Some people are trying to make a good point, or seem cool on the internet. Many of these attempts will fail to work out. Here are those tries that stumbled into a heap of fail.

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Unsafe Coworker Who Can't Be Bothered on Phone Gets Caught on Phone


Unsafe and lazy coworker gets caught on phone.

This one seems obvious. Anyone who's worked around heavy machinery knows how important it is to be mindful of  your surroundings, yet there's still coworkers out there who can't be bothered to understand how hazardous their own working conditions are. SOme coworkers just don't get it, like this Karen who didn't check her email for years. Sometimes it's customers who are a nightmare, like this lady who tried to get a free washer and didn't get her way.

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Comedy Gold From People On Twitter


A collection of funny tweets from various people on Twitter.

We've got a nice collection of funnies from various people on Twitter. Someone's always ready to crack the next silly joke on Twitter. It's a nice break from a social media feed otherwise dominated by stressful news headlines. 

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Doctors/Nurses Share Times A Child Wasn't The Father's


AskReddit users share their experiences with seeing couples that realized the kid wasn't the father's.

Someone on AskReddit asked for doctors and nurses to share their experiences with encountering couples that realized the kid was not the father's. Talk about a full-fledged nightmare situation. There's not really any coming back from that. The sobering moment of realization has got to be the living definition of soul-crushing. Can't even imagine. 

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