This bar owner sounds like they were an absolute nightmare to be around. Not only were they walking around with a complete disregard for how one is supposed to legally run a bar, but they eventually fired an employee over a whole load of BS. Fortunately, the employee kept their wits about them, and ended up getting the bar shut down, due to all the BS that was occurring.
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The replies to this Twitter thread about the most horrendous excuses people have ever heard for why someone cheated on their partner, are....astonishing. Words fall short for the lack of morals in these moments of shitty infidelity. Cheaters are just the worst.
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Writer Ed Solomon tweeted a short interaction he had at a coffee shop where he was told not to comment on the movie he wrote. After some confusion and open conversation, things started to make sense.
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We're back at it again with a fresh collection of people acting like full-fledged fools, and inspiring us to bring our palms to our faces. The world's always going to have those clueless people who are so lost and confused, they can't even figure out why the rest of us are facepalming.
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This is some sticom-level family drama. Someone's lyin'-ass grandma has been pretending their secret fudge recipe is all special when in reality the exact same recipe can be found on the side of a can of evaporated milk. The real question is what to do with the information. For another dirty cheater, here's this reporter who won her office chili cook-off with store-bought chili.
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Some things are really better left unsaid. In this case, a seemingly fun and educational Tumblr thread on farm animals takes a dark turn when someone brings up how pigs are omnivores. And specifically, how pigs have no problem feasting on humans.
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This guy shared a gnarly story of an experience that nobody wants to find themselves living down. Sounds like he was giving a co-worker a hard time, and it turned out said co-worker was busy muddling through a divorce. Just goes to serve as a cautionary tale that you never know what someone's going through. Gotta be careful out there!
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Women are sharing the various red flags that they encounter on dating apps from all the dudes. Some guys could really benefit from not saying things like they are "fluent in sarcasm" on their profiles. Might actually give yourself a chance to not get rejected before getting to exchange words, by reading up on the don'ts of dating apps.
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Every one of us will have a time in our life when we realize something too late. It may have been super obvious all along, or it may have taken some thinking. Either way, that satisfying "aha!" moment feels the same. For dumber realizations, here are really obvious things people realized way too late.
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This man is a master in the art of Jenga. He pulls off the impossible when it comes to removing the Jenga block that quite simply, doesn't look like it's ready to go anywhere anytime soon.
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This self-proclaimed shopping cart narc ended up awakening the rage of a very angry mom, when she was told to return her shopping cart.
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This is not the response you'd expect from staring into a recently flushed toilet. Definitely not the worst. Imagine having your daily toilet use punctuated by a wailing Chewy. It might be fun once or twice, but after a while you might wanna get that fixed.
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He's got the unmoving head locked on target, he's got the glitching into chairs, he's got the bland and repetitive voice clips. We half expected this guy to fall through his own floor. Here are some Skyrim memes to keep the love going.
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Twitter users are sharing those things that just really shouldn't exist in this universe. The world might be a better place without things like alarm clocks and fake man buns.
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If there's one thing we're sure of, it's that mom groups have an uncanny knack for hatching up all kinds of ridiculous statuses on social media. The essential oils are truly flowing through these posts. We're not doctors, but we are fairly certain that cinnamon rolls are okay to eat while pregnant. Just a hunch.
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We're back at it again with a fresh collection of blessed images that have an unfailing ability to just bring on the good feels. In such strange and troubling times, it can be nice to take a break from the steady stream of fails, to appreciate some blessed images that are filled to the brim with pure goodness.
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Perspective can be a real deceitful mistress. Messing around with your line of sight can lead to some interestingly eye-confounding images that your brain won't know what to do with. There's impossible buildings, liquid cats and straight-up double-take-causing images of strange perspective.
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This young employee asked whether it was wrong to toy with the emotions of overly dick-ish customers by getting fake fired in front of them. It seems like a pretty harmless practice and gets bad customers to rethink their roles. We wonder what would happen if a customer just said "good!" People have ways of dealing with bad customers like this flight attendant who handled a problem flyer or this donut shop owner responding to a bad review with humility.
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Not everyone can be great at their job. We're not exactly sure why that's the case, but it just seems to happen. People design things that look stupidand don't work all the time, and they never seem to stop filling the world with design fails that don't quite cut it. It's pretty cool. For more of these
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Anyone who's been to a horrible stand-up show can attest that it's something like cruel and unusual punishment. Granted his audience wasn't in a situation that would be too conducive for laughter, this guy got one of the worst reviews an amateur comic can receive. For an amazing navy story, here's a lazy naval officer who displayed an act of pure genius.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the times that gravity ended up being a big jerk to them. You can fight it all you want, but gravity always wins.
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This guy's Skyrim experience might make you think you've been playing the game all wrong. This emotional rollercoaster of a Twitter thread ends up being a very successful representation of what it feels like while playing Skyrim.
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If liking dumb puns makes us stupid, then no changes there. We feel comfortable acknowledging our torrid love affair with clever and horrible wordplay. We're fans of dad jokes and dumb puns that we feel guilty for enjoying. Here are some extra dumb puns and clever jokes that are technically not wrong.
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This lying cheapskate didn't know what he was getting into when he asked for free dancers to shoot a music video. Rather than letting people get manipulated for no money, this person let the guy know that he was full of BS. For more rude people who wanted free stuff, here are some entitled folks who need to leave and take their attitudes with them.
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This choosing beggar tried to guilt trip an iPhone seller with a little bit about being a "broke college student." Their biggest mistake was originally accepting the first price of $350, and then trying to walk it back.
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They say let sleeping dogs lie, but that might lead to back problems. We've seen dogs do some amazing things, and being able to turn into tired goop on a couch is now one of those things. Some of the physics her makes no sense, but we're here for it. Dogs can get themselves in some precarious situations, like these stuck dogs that need a hand.
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Apparently this guy's friend found a possum camping out in his kitchen cabinet. No matter the actual circumstances of how that possum ended up there, the resulting Snapchat story of this possum's wild adventure is one for the books. What a legend. Highlight was definitely the Pawshank Redemption.
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This video on the cost of US healthcare is amazing and not just when that girl says ‘shut the fridge’. pic.twitter.com/PaFyLcRqLK
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British people were asked how much they think US healthcare costs. Their guesses were wildly low, and the video ends up serving as a disheartening testament to the insanity of some of the healthcare costs in the US.
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