Journalists on Twitter are sharing the dumb phrases that they absolutely love to use, but that nobody else bothers using in real life. Some phrases just don't translate well back to real life, at all.
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Wednesday, December 4, 2019
Domino's Pizza Delivery Hero Saves Guy From Psycho Ex
Domino's pizza should really consider using this for some sort of marketing stunt. Turns out their delivery drivers are actual heroes. This guy managed to literally dodge a bullet.
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Strange, Inappropriate and WTF Gifts People Got
Some people just aren't good at buying gifts. Some people are well intentioned but uninformed, like your grandma who thinks you're still into Beyblades. Some are just lazy, like your uncle who just cleared out his glove compartment into a shoe box and called it a day. These ones are weird, but sometimes people get gifts that are just insulting.
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Employee Manipulates Co-Worker To Get Jerk Manager Fired
The workplace environment can really end up being a game of thrones for some employees. In this case, an employee tried out all their manipulative tactics on a fellow co-worker, to get a shady manager who was trying to get them fired, fired first. Definitely more of a petty revenge than a pro revenge. Sounds like a tough place to work. Everyone is just trying to get each other fired.
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Peloton's Creepy Commercial Gets Roasted On Twitter
Peloton has a knack for awakening the fiery criticism of people online. It could be that when it comes to their ads/commercials, they just come across as these delusional disaster-pieces of fail and cringe. This particular commercial is all kinds of uncomfortable. The woman seems to be one more Peloton session away from a full-fledged mental breakdown. Can you blame her?
Doesn't seem like the whole recording every session that she uses the Peloton bike is helping the relaxation process. Thankfully, people were ready to step up on Twitter with all the hilarious, spicy feedback.
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Lying Producer Get Verbal Take-Down for Offering Gig With No Pay
This lying cheapskate didn't know what he was getting into when he asked for free dancers to shoot a music video. Rather than letting people get manipulated for no money, this person let the guy know that he was full of BS. For more rude people who wanted free stuff, here are some entitled folks who need to leave and take their attitudes with them.
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Tagged: quit your bullshit , producer , text , cheapskate , music video , cheap , funny , money , win , choosing beggar
Tinder Home Runs And Strikeouts From The World's Romantics
We're back at it again with a fresh collection of Tinder users either failing in epic fashion, or actually getting somewhere with the shameless pickup lines. It's remarkable how some of these people actually managed to get somewhere with their matches.
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Tagged: pickup lines , FAIL , Awkward , technology , apps , relationships , ridiculous , funny , win , dating
Guy Succinctly Proves Meme That Men Know Where Their Paperclip Is
It's 10 pm. Do you know where your paperclip is? This guy was able to prove the meme right with his personal paperclip awareness. It's stuff like this that go to show men are peculiar creatures. It's important to know where your paperclip is.
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The Funniest Insults People Have Heard
Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the funniest insults they've ever heard. These are right in line with those "rare insults" lists we like to run. You've got to appreciate it when people take a creative approach to the insult/banter game.
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Women Send Guys Risky Texts, Awkwardness Ensues
Women are sharing their experiences with sending dudes naughty texts, and the resulting moments of anticlimactic awkwardness that ensued. Seems like these guys just didn't know what to say. Might as well just drop a "k" next time.
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Entitled Folks Whose Foolishness Knows No Bounds
When you're taking the time and effort to be responsible and respectful, nothing gets on your nerves quite like people acting really entitled and then getting intractably upset when they don't get what they have no business demanding. These entitled folks need to leave and take their attitudes with them. There's absurd employers, insulting customers, and rude demanding strangers. The world is full of entitled people with their nonsense who need to get outta here.
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Tagged: buying , frustrating , annoying , entitled , deals , rude , money , stupid , choosing beggar
Tuesday, December 3, 2019
Disney Employee's Story Is A Brutal Feels Trip
Brace yourself, there's a pack of onion-cutting ninjas lurking ahead. This story will take you on a brutal feels trip.
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Subway Employee Accuses Customer Of Being "Secret Shopper"
This subway employee sounds like they just wanted to get fired. They were absolutely convinced that this customer just trying to get a sandwich, was indeed some sort of "secret shopper" that was trying to judge her work performance. Thing about that is that it doesn't sound like she could've cared any less.
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Tagged: customer service , employee , FAIL , cringe , Awkward , sandwich , ridiculous , Reddit , funny
Customer Lies to Get a Free Washer, Doesn't Get Her Way
In what world does someone think that if they complain about their new washer being broken that they'll get a second one and just get to have two washers? Seriously. Customers can be a handful but sometimes people get through to them with an honest approach. For when you can't, here are some customer service memes to help laugh away the pain.
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Tagged: customer service , wtf , stealing , job , work , customers , washing machine , ridiculous , scam , story , dumb , stupid
Dude Plays Opening Verse Of "Jingle Bells" On A Comb
Tis the season for festive gems like the one we have right here. This guy figured out how to play the opening verse of "Jingle Bells" on a comb. We're ready for the album!
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Sugar Ray's Mark McGrath Gets Paid To Breakup With Chick's BF
You gotta watch this video PLEASE pic.twitter.com/GNFf70iDwa
— Vincent Bec (@slasherdaysaint) November 24, 2019
Someone paid Sugar Ray's Mark McGrath via Cameo to breakup with her boyfriend, for her. This is so full of cringe that it genuinely makes us question reality. How can something like this actually happen? Yikes!
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Rare Insults That Were Creative And Plain Brutal
The YouTube comments section is a comedy goldmine. It seems like that's the modern day waiting room for people just queuing up their most creative, and precisely brutal insults that they happen to have on hand. Zero punches were pulled in the crafting of these rare insults.
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Tagged: twitter , satisfying , banter , facebook , social media , ridiculous , insult , Reddit , win
Woman On Twitter Tells Hilarious Story Of Runaway Pomeranian
We need more stories of this troublemaking Pomeranian, stirring up all kinds of ruckus around the neighborhood. Twitter user @Cmpriest, tells a hilarious story of "Chunk" being a big old rascal.
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Spelling Fails That Made Us Question Public Schools
The world is full of dumb spelling fails and at this point it doesn't seem like there's much to do about them other than laugh it off. You can't make adults go back to elementary school, and honestly who'd want them to when we get so many unintentional nonsensical humorous utterances out of it.
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Spicy Nuggets Of Comedy Gold From Ryan Reynolds
Ryan Reynolds just has a way with words. He's truly a world class sh*tposter. The dude just knows how to dominate Twitter with wit and spicy comedy gems. Social media is lucky to have him.
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Instances People Saw a Vibe Go from Good to Horrible
It doesn't take much to bum out whole roomful of people. A bad tv connection, a stupid fight, or bad work news can throw an entire room into complete disarray. A lot of these include weird ways people got laid off. For more social job related moments here are some HR nightmare stories.
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Artist Trolls Entitled Fans Who Demand Free Drawings
The world is full of entitled people who need to leave and take their attitudes with them. This is extra abundant with anyone who makes art for a living, because fans tend to think that since it's their "passion" that artists would just love to do extra work for strangers without realizing that it's their job. @Jonarton took this to the next level when people asked him for free art.
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Comedy Gems From Scottish Twitter
If there's one thing we're sure of in a world of uncertainty, it's that we're always in the mood for more comedy gems from that good old Scottish Twitter. These Scottish tweets are filled to the brim with that wonderful, humorous Scottish culture. Can really make you feel like you're missing out on all that life has to offer, without having an angry Scottish person around.
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Tagged: scottish , Scottish twitter , twitter , scotland , social media , ridiculous , funny , culture
Car Dealership Roasts Themselves And Other People
This car dealership has zero shame. They were ready to roast themselves along with anyone else in the comments section. We're always going to appreciate the self-deprecatory humor.
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Animals (Mostly Cats) with Mustaches
It's extremely satisfying to think about our pets having distinctive personalities, and animals with peculiar facial hair make them even more distinctive. Here are some cats with mustaches, a few goatees, some dogs with beards and a monkey with a fu man chu. Here's an informal history of how cats became domesticated, or just a silly post about a peculiar cat that likes being in the fridge.
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Parents Share Their Family's Special Santa Tradition
These parents shared the heartfelt story of their wonderfully wholesome Christmas tradition. There comes a time in a kid's life when they begin to question the existence of Santa. From there, it's up to the parent on how they want to handle it. They can deliver the hard truth, or maybe put their own special twist. In this case, they decide to encourage their kids to be their own versions of Santa.
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