Friday, November 29, 2019

Employee Gets Collectible Can Of Coke For Secret Santa, Drinks It


Employee gets gifted a very old collectible can of Coke for Secret Santa, and they proceed to drink it.

This employee was gifted a very old can of Coke that definitely sounds like it was a sugary toxic waste dump. And like any rational human being, they decided to drink it. The good news here is that they somehow didn't get sick from the 35-year-old can of Coke. Definitely didn't see things going that way. 

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Tagged: employee , job , soda , askreddit , tifu

Eye-Confounding Images of Weird Perspective


Optical illusions made from images of confusing perspective.

Your brain works so hard and so fast to make sense of everything that it takes in that a small shift in perspective can totally confuse you for a second. The double-taking confusion and amusement of finally figuring out an eye-defying image make these worth looking at. So get ready for some strange perspective to give your brain a workout.

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Casino Dealer Takes Revenge On Jerk Gambler


Casino dealer takes revenge on a jerk gambler who was cheating on his wife.

The house always wins. When are folks ever going to learn? This jerk blackjack player learned a much needed lesson in treating others with respect, and above all else, not cheating on your wife! What a scumbag. Fortunately, someone was around that was ready to deliver some karma his way. 

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Flat Earther Claims They've Disproven Gravity


The fact that this flat earther believes they've disproved gravity in the matter of 3 minutes has us deeply concerned. This is just getting flat out ridiculous. 

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Professor Tries To Dismiss Student With Visual Impairment


Professor tries to dismiss a student with a visual impairment, and the student makes sure they see the door.

This professor tried and failed to dismiss a student for her visual impairment. So, the student proceeded to secretly record the professor and ended up getting them barred from their field for life. Definitely a successfully executed revenge against what sounds like a terrible professor. 

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American Issues That People Are Too European To Understand


A collection of AskReddit replies to American issues that people are too European to fully understand.

Someone on AskReddit asked for Europeans to share those American issues that they quite simply, can't understand. From things like drinking/not drinking the tap water, to more complex issues like the healthcare system, this stirred up quite the interesting discussion on American issues in general. 

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Soul-Crushing Story Captures Working In An Office


Employee tells an incredibly depressing story about daily life working in the office.

This green text story really brings on the melancholy. Anonymous gets into the nitty and gritty details of what life is like while going about the grind of working in an office. Whether it's dealing with passive aggressive "warm regards" emails from co-workers, or just trying to login to your computer. The office life ain't easy. 

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Parent Wants to Regift Kids Their Old iPads


Parent asks people on Reddit whether or not they're a jerk for regifting tablets on Christmas.

This parent asked the people of Reddit whether or not they were being a jerk for regifting the iPads to their kids, after having already taken them away. The consensus on this one is pretty divided. Some people think it's a bad idea, and a cheap way to get out of gift-giving. While others think it's totally fine, and that the kids will be absolutely stoked to get their iPads back. 

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Service Members Share Their Worst Military Wife Stories


Service members share their worst military wife stories on an AskReddit thread.

Someone on AskReddit asked for service members to share the worst of their "military wife" stories. The resulting stories are filled to the brim with brutal acts of infidelity. These are just plain old sad. We hope the service members affected by these cheaters have moved on and found people to treat them better in life. 

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Dumb Design Failures That Don't Quite Cut It


Design fails, stupid construction mistakes and funny accidental signs.

Stuff lie this makes us think we'd be pretty good at designing signs and clothes. Maybe it's harder to do well without ending up with stupid design failure? The fact remains, the world is completely filled up with really not good signs and designs, and it seems like a whole lotta people out there aren't doing their job.

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Twitter Users Share Their Best Takeaways From Therapy


A collection of tweets from people sharing their best takeaways from therapy.

Twitter users are sharing their most helpful takeaways from their therapists, in an effort to help other people that might need some tips on how to navigate the various stresses of life. We're all in this together. It's remarkable what kind of help a few relatable pointers from a therapist can provide. 

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Thursday, November 28, 2019

Weird and Specific Rituals and Jokes Couples Have


Weird and funny jokes and things couples do.

If you've been in a relationship for a while, you may develop a repertoire of inside jokes and super strange things that make complete sense between you two and look completely insane to someone else. For more of the good feels train, here are some wholesome memes. For some dramatic but less encouraging moments, here are red flags at weddings that made it clear the marriage wouldn't work out.

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Entitled College Slacker Demands Classmate's Notes, Gets Denied


Entitled college slacker demands notes and is rude when there aren't any.

One of the more annoying parts of working hard at school is having to deal with people who don't take it seriously and just try to skate through without learning anything. The world has a lot of entitled morons that seem resistant to caring about the people around them. The fact that this person doesn't do their homework and just expects notes is frustrating enough. Maybe it's for the best that they probably won't end up as someone's doctor...

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The Stupidest Encounters People Had With The Law


AskReddit replies to the stupidest encounters that people had with the law.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their stupidest encounters with not following the law. The following acts of criminal behavior exceeded our expectations, as far as acts of stupidity go. Some people really are devoid of all common sense. 

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Exasperated Men That Don't Want To Be Shopping


A collection of images showing men that definitely don't want to be shopping.

It's the most wonderful time of the year! These guys look like they dread the holiday shopping outing every year. They clearly want to be anywhere but the mall, waiting, while their significant other tries on all the clothes, and debates over what shirt might look the best. 

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People With Unfortunately Wild and Silly Names


People with funny names.

People manage to name their kids some pretty awful things. People also manage to legally change their name to some wacky crap, as well as get insane names printed on official documents. Either way, we're glad that among all of our own problems, having the silly name like "Itch E. Ballscracher" isn't one of them.

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Girl Helps Her Friend Catfish Cheating Boyfriend


Woman helps her friend catfish a cheating boyfriend.

This girl asked the people of Reddit whether or not she was in the wrong for helping her friend catfish a guy who had been cheating on her. The collective opinion would seem to be one saying that the guy was a total jerk and deserved the good old-fashioned catfishing. 

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Andy Richter Shuts Down Ignorant Tweet About Depression


Andy Richter shuts down an ignorant tweet about depression being someone's choice.

Andy Richter was inspired to address a particularly ignorant tweet sent out by someone, who said that depression was a choice. Thank you for your time, Andy! Don't think we'll be hearing from this Twitter user again anytime soon. 

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Twitter Users Share Ways To Ruin Thanksgiving


A collection of Twitter users sharing various ways to ruin Thanksgiving.

Twitter users are dreaming up all the imaginative ways to ruin a Thanksgiving. It doesn't take a whole lot to ruin a high pressure holiday that brings all kinds of testy family members together. A surefire way to bring the bad vibes at the dinner table on Thanksgiving would always seem to center on mentioning politics. Now there's a big no-no. 

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Guy Steals $400 Worth Of Gas, Marina Worker Gets Last Laugh


Marina worker gets $400 worth of gas stolen from them, but an idiot returns and gets caught by the cops.

This moron decided to pay in counterfeit bills, and thought he got away with $400 of gas. Little did he know that people can actually remember faces. Fast forward a little over a month down the road, and he returns to the same spot he stole the gas from. From there, it was a smooth revenge of calling the cops and busting him for breaking the law. 

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Ridiculous Stuff Mom Groups Say Online


A collection of ridiculous sayings from mom groups on Facebook.

Mom groups have an uncanny knack for preaching this ideal of "no judgment" while they judge the sh*t out of everyone else online. Outside of that we have some prime parenting fails, and generally ridiculous behavior from moms just trying to navigate the ins and outs of the wild social media world. 

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Trashy Moments That Belong On Garbage Island


Moments of selfishness and extreme trashiness.

Extreme trashiness can arise from every level of society. It can come from the mom who leaves dirty diapers on a McDonald's counter to the rich jerk who parks his super car over four handicapped parking spots. Everywhere there are people, there's some selfish folks who think they can do whatever miserable thing they want. Sometimes humanity is not on its A-game.

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The Most Elaborate Pranks Pulled During The Holidays


AskReddit replies to the most elaborate pranks pulled on people during the holidays.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the most elaborate pranks they pulled/had pulled on them during the holidays. People really cook up all kinds of mischievous behavior during the holidays to keep themselves entertained. 

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Americans Share Their Gross Thanksgiving Side Dish Traditions


A collection of Americans share the gross sides that were traditional for them to eat.

Americans are sharing the grossest sides that show up at their tables for Thanksgiving dinner. Tis the season for all kinds of unexplainable madness from the family. The holidays just bring it out of people. And sometimes that means gross side dishes that have been passed down from generation to generation, when they should've been abandoned from the get-go. 

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Things That Are Okay to Do But Still Feel Illegal


Things that are okay to do but feel illegal.

Here are some things that some of us do all the time, but still feel like we're being put under scrutiny. There's also a good mix of things that really feel like they should be illegal. For some spicier ones, here are some awful things that are legal to do but still terrible.

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Twitter Users Share How To Start An Argument In Four Words


A collection of Twitter users share how to start an argument in four words.

Twitter users are sharing their proven ways to start arguments with friends, family, and strangers alike. Things like asking people who they're voting for, or taking a side on the eternal Pineapple on pizza war, are easy ways to throw gasoline on the fire. 

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