It's a shame that these were eventually used to dry an ass. It shouldn't occur to someone to make an gorilla out of a towel, but we at least appreciate the skill involved in making it possible. Sure it's frivolous, but kinda cool. The hotels we're used to staying in, we're just lucky if the towels are there.
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Brace yourself, there's a pack of onion-cutting ninjas lurking ahead. This story will take you on a brutal feels trip.
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These parents asked the people of Reddit whether they were in the wrong for faking a trip to the hospital, to try and teach a bully a lesson. Some folks are saying that they weren't in the wrong at all, while others suggest that everyone in the situation kind of sucks. Can't everyone just be nice to each other.
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This subway employee sounds like they just wanted to get fired. They were absolutely convinced that this customer just trying to get a sandwich, was indeed some sort of "secret shopper" that was trying to judge her work performance. Thing about that is that it doesn't sound like she could've cared any less.
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What we have here is a fine and brief example of how people can manage to restore our faith in humanity, without doing too much at all. In this case, a simple text carries a whole lot of weight, and likely meant the world to the recipient.
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There are gonna be times when someone oversteps their own boundaries, can't read the room, woke up on the wrong side of the bed or is just generally unaware of their own assholery. Here are some ways people use to tell someone to check themselves before they wreck themselves. In a similar vain, here are more or less polite ways to tell people to F off.
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The bright side in this freshly embarrassed woman "messing up" her job interview, by leaping out ahead of the actual date, with nothing but the best of intentions, is that she's already lived down the stress of being ready for the day, once! The actual time the proper day rolls around for the job interview, stands every chance at being an easy breeze of the familiar. And to make matters even more bearable for her fail, she found someone who experienced something of the same, on Twitter.
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Tinder is home to many wins, fails, horrifically awkward conversations, insane pick up lines, and phenomenal puns. Sometimes we come across joke profiles that really make the app shine. Bill is strong, sexy and knows what he wants. This even includes some brief conversations from Bill himself.
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For those not in the know, "OK Boomer" is a dismissive retort often used to disregard or mock Baby Boomers and those who are perceived as old-fashioned and being out-of-touch. Part of this phenomenon is the feature that many baby boomers themselves consider this to be an ageist slur. This in turn has been seen by many as a hypocritical overreaction that has been met with more Ok Boomer Roasting on Twitter. The whole thing has stirred up more discussion and argument about age and politics. Here is a Gen-X perspective and explanation of why "ok boomer" is becoming more than just a thing people say on Twitter.
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When this guy was in a crazy car crash that left him on light duty, his boss wanted him to get back on the job as if he wasn't injured at all. This didn't exactly work out in his boss's favor. Sometimes power tripping bosses get what's coming, like this boss who didn't allow sick days, or this incompetent owner who fired a special contractor.
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We're back at it again with a fresh collection of people acting like absolute clueless lunatics on Quora. While some of these are surely satire, it doesn't mean that the community of Quora never fails to leave us utterly puzzled over the kinds of WTF questions they ask. Some questions are better off never asked in the first place.
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Bridezillas are obviously the worst part about weddings, and these particular individuals are genuine nightmares. We've got more than bridezillas this time around. We've got a "priestzilla' in the mix, and a good old-fashioned guestzilla that never should've been invited to the big, special day in the first place.
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Don't get us wrong, we like meeting new people. It's just that after you've met enough new people, you get a sense of when someone might be dishonest, or potentially meaner than they seem. Here are some dating red flags that made people lose interest immediately.
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If you can't see how great these puns are, the writing is on the wall. We're fans of dad jokes and stupid puns that we feel guilty for enjoying. A good pun has the ability to make you seem like a genius and an utter moron at the same time. Here are more dumb puns and clever jokes that are technically not wrong. And here are some straight up funny signs.
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In what world does someone think that if they complain about their new washer being broken that they'll get a second one and just get to have two washers? Seriously. Customers can be a handful but sometimes people get through to them with an honest approach. For when you can't, here are some customer service memes to help laugh away the pain.
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The comments section is overflowing with ignorance. This is one of those moments you almost just hope isn't real life. To publicly call out a school's textbook for brainwashing your kid, because they're not flat earthers is next-level ridiculous.
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Given the prompt of a "story that would change how they see the world," this dude answered with an eye opening story about the canteen guy at his work. It starts with his frustration over the guy's lateness, but that quickly becomes justified. If you find yourself in a compassionate mood, here are some wholesome memes.
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Kids are pretty dumb and easy to trick. Even if no one is trying to make them look dumb, they do a fantastic job of looking stupid all on their own. It's not exactly their fault, I mean, they're completely new here. They basically were in fact, born yesterday. So while kids are dumb and weird, they're sort of allowed to be that way.
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Sure there's toilet humor, but these toilets are no joke. These kinda make you want to crap your pants. Not just cause they're weird and scary, but because a few of us would rather crap our pants than use them. For some scarier thrones of doom, here are toilets with threatening auras.
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Some people have an underdeveloped sense of self awareness compounded by the belief that they're the smartest people on the planet. They'll brag about the music they listen to, the movies they watch, claim to be smarter than Isaac Newton and complain that they wish they were dumber so they could relate to "normal stupid people." They're not a lot of fun to be around, and they generally make the internet a worse place. So here are some self-titled geniuses who smeared the internet with their cringeworthy bragging.
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We're back at it again with a fresh round of clever comebacks that silenced fools who shouldn't have said anything in the first place. Sometimes people just nail it. We'll never get enough of clever comebacks.
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Twitter users are bonding over their biggest childhood fears. Nothing quite as spooky as trying to conquer the fear of having a monster under your bed, or even worse, seeing a real monster like a giant spider dart across the room. Some of those childhood fears follow us right into adulthood.
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This guy dealt swift justice to a freeloading choosing beggar who was looking for a free handout on Twitter. She wasn't ready for it. Clearly.
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We're back at it again with a fresh collection of Tinder's winners and losers. The dating app never fails to leave us amazed with just how far someone will go in their attempt to fail in epic fashion with an absolutely terrible pickup line, or those rare times when something actually falls through the cracks and works.
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