Don't get us wrong, we like meeting new people. It's just that after you've met enough new people, you get a sense of when someone might be dishonest, or potentially meaner than they seem. Here are some dating red flags that made people lose interest immediately.
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If you can't see how great these puns are, the writing is on the wall. We're fans of dad jokes and stupid puns that we feel guilty for enjoying. A good pun has the ability to make you seem like a genius and an utter moron at the same time. Here are more dumb puns and clever jokes that are technically not wrong. And here are some straight up funny signs.
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In what world does someone think that if they complain about their new washer being broken that they'll get a second one and just get to have two washers? Seriously. Customers can be a handful but sometimes people get through to them with an honest approach. For when you can't, here are some customer service memes to help laugh away the pain.
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The comments section is overflowing with ignorance. This is one of those moments you almost just hope isn't real life. To publicly call out a school's textbook for brainwashing your kid, because they're not flat earthers is next-level ridiculous.
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Given the prompt of a "story that would change how they see the world," this dude answered with an eye opening story about the canteen guy at his work. It starts with his frustration over the guy's lateness, but that quickly becomes justified. If you find yourself in a compassionate mood, here are some wholesome memes.
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Kids are pretty dumb and easy to trick. Even if no one is trying to make them look dumb, they do a fantastic job of looking stupid all on their own. It's not exactly their fault, I mean, they're completely new here. They basically were in fact, born yesterday. So while kids are dumb and weird, they're sort of allowed to be that way.
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Sure there's toilet humor, but these toilets are no joke. These kinda make you want to crap your pants. Not just cause they're weird and scary, but because a few of us would rather crap our pants than use them. For some scarier thrones of doom, here are toilets with threatening auras.
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Some people have an underdeveloped sense of self awareness compounded by the belief that they're the smartest people on the planet. They'll brag about the music they listen to, the movies they watch, claim to be smarter than Isaac Newton and complain that they wish they were dumber so they could relate to "normal stupid people." They're not a lot of fun to be around, and they generally make the internet a worse place. So here are some self-titled geniuses who smeared the internet with their cringeworthy bragging.
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We're back at it again with a fresh round of clever comebacks that silenced fools who shouldn't have said anything in the first place. Sometimes people just nail it. We'll never get enough of clever comebacks.
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Twitter users are bonding over their biggest childhood fears. Nothing quite as spooky as trying to conquer the fear of having a monster under your bed, or even worse, seeing a real monster like a giant spider dart across the room. Some of those childhood fears follow us right into adulthood.
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This guy dealt swift justice to a freeloading choosing beggar who was looking for a free handout on Twitter. She wasn't ready for it. Clearly.
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We're back at it again with a fresh collection of Tinder's winners and losers. The dating app never fails to leave us amazed with just how far someone will go in their attempt to fail in epic fashion with an absolutely terrible pickup line, or those rare times when something actually falls through the cracks and works.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the times they blew themselves away with their own stupidity. We've got some real Darwin candidates right here. Sometimes our brains just go on auto-pilot, and we devolve into complete idiots.
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Life is full of challenges, but god have mercy on the soul of anyone who drops a bottle of glitter on a carpet. That stuff is never gonna come out. Life's moments of failure and chaos give us add unnecessary pain and inconvenience. All you can really do is deal with them and hope fewer unfortunate moments happen to you.
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This is a crap-gem of a wasted opportunity. One moment they thought they were looking fresh and clean, and the next moment their shoes were falling apart and leaving a Hansel-and-Gretel trail of shoe throughout the office. For other job interview fails and wins, here are some interview responses that made employers go "nope" as well as some weird things people included on resumes.
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In this wide world, we see a lot of hilarious translations and translation fails. Languages are complex and hard to understand completely. These frustratingly interesting observations on language and silly literal translations are a good example of that. This can come to a head when overzealous tourists try to get a tattoo in not only a language they don't understand, but in characters that are also completely foreign to them. Case in point, you don't want to misstep and end up as the "goldfish man"
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Behold, a quick expo on how to troll someone to oblivion on Craigslist. Thankfully nothing was actually harmed in the crafting of this ridiculous act of trolling.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their trashiest Thanksgiving memories. The common theme amongst these especially trashy moments is one of overconsumption. The overconsumption of the sauce!
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Tumblr gets in real deep sometimes. Sure, a lot of it is just memes and thought exercises, but some threads get into stuff like the historical concept of the color purple in rhyming fashion, or how modern cats became domesticated. So anyway, here's why magenta is a made up color based on your brain just doing its best.
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What a remarkable case of things coming full circle!
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Twitter users are sharing their most cringe packed stories of rejection. Just a bit heartbreaking when you realize your partner bought a house without telling you. Maybe a little miscommunication going on there.
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We're back at it again with a collection of images that combine both blessed and cursed. They might make you feel some strange kind of comfortable. Unsettling and almost pleasing to the eye as well. What is going on.
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This woman shared a brutal story about her jerk co-worker harassing her in all kinds of inappropriate ways over her decision to get breast implants. The reasoning behind her breast implants was because she had cancerous cells. Basically Jill sounds like the absolute worst.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for retail workers to share their worst Black Friday horror stories. Our general takeaway from all these stories of Black Friday madness, is that we all might be served best by staying far away from stores and their testy, rage-friendly customers on the infamous discount day.
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Gotta love those instances of self-righteous morons on social media that proceed to blabber on about something/someone, while they're talking to the literal authority on that subject. It's the perfect situation of a bold fool getting owned by another individual who actually knows what they're talking about.
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