Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the times they blew themselves away with their own stupidity. We've got some real Darwin candidates right here. Sometimes our brains just go on auto-pilot, and we devolve into complete idiots.
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Life is full of challenges, but god have mercy on the soul of anyone who drops a bottle of glitter on a carpet. That stuff is never gonna come out. Life's moments of failure and chaos give us add unnecessary pain and inconvenience. All you can really do is deal with them and hope fewer unfortunate moments happen to you.
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This is a crap-gem of a wasted opportunity. One moment they thought they were looking fresh and clean, and the next moment their shoes were falling apart and leaving a Hansel-and-Gretel trail of shoe throughout the office. For other job interview fails and wins, here are some interview responses that made employers go "nope" as well as some weird things people included on resumes.
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In this wide world, we see a lot of hilarious translations and translation fails. Languages are complex and hard to understand completely. These frustratingly interesting observations on language and silly literal translations are a good example of that. This can come to a head when overzealous tourists try to get a tattoo in not only a language they don't understand, but in characters that are also completely foreign to them. Case in point, you don't want to misstep and end up as the "goldfish man"
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Behold, a quick expo on how to troll someone to oblivion on Craigslist. Thankfully nothing was actually harmed in the crafting of this ridiculous act of trolling.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their trashiest Thanksgiving memories. The common theme amongst these especially trashy moments is one of overconsumption. The overconsumption of the sauce!
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Tumblr gets in real deep sometimes. Sure, a lot of it is just memes and thought exercises, but some threads get into stuff like the historical concept of the color purple in rhyming fashion, or how modern cats became domesticated. So anyway, here's why magenta is a made up color based on your brain just doing its best.
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What a remarkable case of things coming full circle!
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Twitter users are sharing their most cringe packed stories of rejection. Just a bit heartbreaking when you realize your partner bought a house without telling you. Maybe a little miscommunication going on there.
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We're back at it again with a collection of images that combine both blessed and cursed. They might make you feel some strange kind of comfortable. Unsettling and almost pleasing to the eye as well. What is going on.
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This woman shared a brutal story about her jerk co-worker harassing her in all kinds of inappropriate ways over her decision to get breast implants. The reasoning behind her breast implants was because she had cancerous cells. Basically Jill sounds like the absolute worst.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for retail workers to share their worst Black Friday horror stories. Our general takeaway from all these stories of Black Friday madness, is that we all might be served best by staying far away from stores and their testy, rage-friendly customers on the infamous discount day.
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Gotta love those instances of self-righteous morons on social media that proceed to blabber on about something/someone, while they're talking to the literal authority on that subject. It's the perfect situation of a bold fool getting owned by another individual who actually knows what they're talking about.
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That's not a green screen. James Burke had to do this take with perfect timing, and the crew had to get everything right on the money. The result is pretty badass.
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This young woman participated in a drinking game where each participant had to put together a 3-minute presentation on something they were passionate about. From there, you have to wrap up your presentation in under 3 minutes or you're forced to have a drink for every minute that you go over by. Suffice to say, she nailed it, even if she didn't make the 3-minute cutoff.
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Elon Musk and the folks at Tesla unveiled their new CyberTruck at a live-streamed event in Los Angeles, California. They proceeded to unleash a tidal wave of hilarious memes. Seriously, these are comedy gold. We're just wondering whether this was Elon Musk's plan all along, for some free marketing. Reveal a futuristic truck that can withstand sledgehammer blows, but make sure it looks like it was drawn by a 5-year-old, so that the meme lords tear it a new one.
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This guy shared quite the harrowing story of dating a terribly toxic "Karen" and how he went on to learn that she was weaving all kinds of lies, while cheating. The fact that the story manages to escalate after he finds out she cheated on him is the real terrible plot twist. She had the audacity to fake a marriage with him, with some random guy that looked like him. Yikes all around!
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This dad asked the people of Reddit whether or not he was in the wrong for cutting his mother-in-law out of Christmas, after he hit his breaking point with her. It sounds like she's a toxic drama-stirring, upstaging mess. Might be best for the kids to not have that kind of person around, come the holidays? Or is he overstepping?
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This hotel general manager handled a dirty, lying customer with some sweet, sweet truth nuggets. Gotta love that last line when they seal the deal and thank the customer for never returning for ANY future business. A job well done by the general manager indeed!
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We're back at it again with a fresh round of mad lads unleashing utter destruction upon the fragile online world. These mad lads simply don't have time for the world and it's mundane list of rules. They'd rather march to the beat of their own mad drum.
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If you're walking around not knowing what updog is, you're missing out. Either way, this short and jaunty snowball of a thread lands us in a silly conclusion. Tumblr is full of weird and unique rabbit holes that lead to funny tumblr gems.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their favorite passive aggressive gifts to give other people. Tis the season to give back to those that drive us insane, with gifts of epic passive aggressive proportions.
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Some people really don't care about inconveniencing other folks around them at all. These drivers couldn't have made more of a mess in the parking lot with their horrendous parking jobs. All we're missing on these is the people that parked the cars reacting to the fallout from their careless acts of recklessness.
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Most of these signs and warnings were intended to scare people off, and they're doing a good job of that. That said, they may be doing too good a job. Like, a reminder of all the deadly wolves in the area is a unique and effective way to make people go away. Seriously, these signs are too good at being spooky.
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This guy was late to a job interview, and it ended up being his saving grace. Turns out the company owner was in the process of being arrested for a checking-related crime. Who'd have thought that one's inability to get to a job interview on time would end up paying off in the biggest of ways.
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