Saturday, November 16, 2019

Employee Gets Burned by New Manager, Crafts Uniquely Confusing Schedule


New manager makes employee quit, so he schedules employees all with same name.

Some acts of defiance are more trivial than others. This employee's power tripping manager decided to revoke his vacation, so he quit and before he left decided to give him a real confusing send off. Sometimes small revenge is all you need, like this guy who battled his work tie policy by buying the ugliest ties possible.

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Tagged: schedule , manager , job , revenge , work , quit , lol , story , funny

Woman's Twitter Story Reveals How Little Online Privacy We Have


Woman's Twitter story about her lack of online privacy with a period tracker app is seriously messed up.

Talia Shadwell, shared a viral story on Twitter that spotlights just how little online privacy people have. Specifically, this shows how big tech companies keep a much closer eye on people using their apps than some people might expect. Scary stuff indeed. 

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Hiring Managers Share Their Biggest WTF Moments During Interviews


Hiring managers share their biggest WTF moments with applicants.

Someone on AskReddit asked for hiring managers to share their biggest WTF moments with applicants in the hiring process. If you show up for a job and proceed to babble on about how excited you are to work with your exes, you're not going to get very far. 

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Unfortunate Moments of Failure and Chaos


Unfortunate moments, messes and fails.

There's a lot of ways things can go wrong. Seriously, life has an almost unlimited supply of unfortunate times life got derailed by chaos. Engines start on fire, tanks of paint burst, pizzas get burned, and children cry. We're all just trying to get through the day, but sometimes the day has moments that give us grief.

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Millennials Roast Boomers On Twitter With "Ok Boomer" Meme


A collection of "ok boomer" tweets that poke fun at the generation.

Millennials are infamous for being "so sensitive" and here we have the baby boomers going off over a simple meme. The 'OK Boomer' meme plays on the "Karens" of the world that get all worked up over nothing. It would seem these generations are determined to butt heads online. 

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Possessed Baby Monitor Freaks The World Out


A collection of Twitter users freak out over a creepy possessed baby monitor.

Might want to get that baby checked out. This possessed baby monitor has people on Twitter losing their minds. And really, it's no surprise. That demonic looking baby looks better suited for a chilling horror movie. 

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Times People Felt Real, Genuine Fear


Stories of times people felt actual fear.

The real scary moments are the ones where you realize that you are not in control. Whether you're being chased by a wild animal, have a strange health complication, are a passenger in an insane ride, or are left in the elements. These are not good. For something a little lighter and more on the creative side, here are some two sentence horror stories.

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Cook Puts an End to Customer's Complaints of Burgers Not Being Cooked Enough


Cook overcooks a burger for a bad customer.

Was this guy actually upset with his burgers or was he trying to just get free ones? Some people are really touchy about their food and would prefer to have a terrible tasting blackened burger than a delicious and still safely cooked one. The fact remains that this cook made sure he wouldn't have to complain ever again. Some customers will never learn, but sometimes it works to be honest with awful customers.

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Cultures Clash In Tumblr Thread About Size Of UK


Tumblr thread explains just how big the UK is.

Laughs in Australian. 

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Women That Mistakenly Dated Psychos


A collection of AskReddit users share times that they realized they were dating total lunatics.

Someone on AskReddit attempted to shift the tables, and asked for women to share their experiences with realizing they were dating total lunatics. You just never know how someone's going to end up being, behind closed doors. 

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Useless Knowledge That's Interesting Enough To Remember


Twitter users share all the interesting yet useless knowledge they have.

We haven't verified this load of useless knowledge, so take it with a grain of salt. That being said, you might just retain a few of these fun facts. Definitely hadn't heard of "Paris Syndrome", which is the shock anyone undergoes when Paris doesn't live up to all their hopes. Or how about the fact that horses apparently can't throw up. That's either gotta be unimaginably rough, or some kind of blessing in disguise. 

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Incompetent Manager Gets Called On His BS, Makes Fool Of Himself and Quits


Incompetent manager gets called on his BS and quits.

After demanding everyone do painstaking logs, not reading them himself, and chastising his staff during a meeting, this manager was made to look like the jackass he really was. Frustrated employees sometimes give incompetent managers a taste of their own medicine, like this guy who was instructed to guard a spill, so he did it for hours.

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Tagged: staff , boss , security , manager , work , quit , story , dumb , stupid

Therapists Share Interesting Psychological Facts About Humans


AskReddit responses to people talking about interesting psychological facts about humans.

Someone on AskReddit asked for therapists to share various facts about humans that we might not know. The results are astounding. We're all just trying to make sense of this chaos on a big rock that's falling through space. 

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Attempts That Stumbled into a Pile of Fail


Failed attempts, facepalms and stupid moments of failure.

Life is a series of attempts that sometimes crash and burn. Maybe you're trying to make a point on the internet, make a cool piece of art, or just trying to seem cool. Some of these attempts will fail to work out. Without failure, we can't learn, but sometimes people's mistakes are so dumb that it's unclear if they'll learn anything from them.

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Friday, November 15, 2019

Red Hot Slab Dropped From Bridge Into River, Satisfaction Ensues


Needed this in my life, and I had no idea until now. 

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Tagged: cool , satisfying , bridge , Video , win

Megachurch Pastor Tries To Justify Lavish Lifestyle


Demon vibes with those eyes. 

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Woman's Horrible Artichoke Dip Tortures Hosts On-Air


Described as vinegar-ey but without reportedly containing any vinegar, Leslie Horton's artichoke dip went horribly wrong. She admitted it, but for some reason still brought it in to share. And they still ate it. And they paid for it. Not a good look.

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Deaf People That Gained Ability To Hear Share Their Surprises


A collection of deaf people share their biggest surprises when they gained the ability to hear.

Someone on AskReddit asked for deaf people to share their biggest surprises upon gaining the ability to hear. Apparently the farting noise always throws people back on their heels in surprise. 

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Celebrities Read Mean Tweets And Get Scorched


A collection of mean tweets read by celebrities that got roasted hard.

Jimmy Kimmel's back at it again with a fresh and fiery round of mean tweets that left celebrities absolutely roasted and toasted. Nobody is safe when these roasts get going. 

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Americans Share What They Don't Understand About Europe


A collection of Americans share what they don't understand about Europe.

Someone on AskReddit asked for Americans to share what they just couldn't understand about Europe. Whether it's things like having beans for breakfast, or the fact that you can't get tap water everywhere. The confusion runs deep in this comments section. 

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Reporter Uses Store-Bought Chili in Office Cook-Off, Beats Frustrated Coworker


Reporter uses store bought chili in work cookoff.

Let's not mix up the facts here, she is a filthy cheater. That said, regarding her coworker, anyone who cares this much about an office chili cook-off may not have their priorities in order. It seems like no one here is that great of a person, but such it is in the cut-throat world of office chili cook-offs. For some office stuff, here's a twitter thread about an umbrella that locked out an entire company for days, and here are funny office notes.

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Two Sentence Horror Stories Of Chilling Scariness Levels


A collection of spooky two sentence horror stories that creeped people out on Reddit.

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of especially spooky two sentence horror stories. There was no time wasted in making sure these two sentence horror stories got as spooky as possible. Gotta appreciate when people are able to escalate the horror in the matter of a couple of sentences. 

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Tagged: horror , scary , wtf , spooky , creepy , Reddit , weird

Disappointing Moments Of Pure Facepalm


A collection of moments from the world's morons that made us facepalm.

The stupid runs deep in these moments of pure and unadulterated facepalm. Some people just lack that sweet thing called common sense, and unfortunately seem to have the most to say on social media. From there the rest of the world's left puzzled, and helpless to not bring palm to face. 

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Tumblr Thread Theorizes Why Tiny Dogs Can be Yappy Bitey Nightmares


Tumblr theory explains why little dogs can be so terrible.

The general idea here that if a dog is so small that it can be picked up, and never taken seriously, little dog owners have no reason to actually train them. Tumblr gets down some interesting pet rabbit holes (pun sort of intended), like the history of how cats became domesticated, or this take-down of fake service dogs.

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Employee Gets Collectible Can Of Coke For Secret Santa, Drinks It


Employee gets gifted a very old collectible can of Coke for Secret Santa, and they proceed to drink it.

This employee was gifted a very old can of Coke that definitely sounds like it was a sugary toxic waste dump. And like any rational human being, they decided to drink it. The good news here is that they somehow didn't get sick from the 35-year-old can of Coke. Definitely didn't see things going that way. 

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Tagged: employee , job , soda , askreddit , tifu

Eye-Confounding Images of Weird Perspective


Optical illusions made from images of confusing perspective.

Your brain works so hard and so fast to make sense of everything that it takes in that a small shift in perspective can totally confuse you for a second. The double-taking confusion and amusement of finally figuring out an eye-defying image make these worth looking at. So get ready for some strange perspective to give your brain a workout.

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Professor Tries To Dismiss Student With Visual Impairment


Professor tries to dismiss a student with a visual impairment, and the student makes sure they see the door.

This professor tried and failed to dismiss a student for her visual impairment. So, the student proceeded to secretly record the professor and ended up getting them barred from their field for life. Definitely a successfully executed revenge against what sounds like a terrible professor. 

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