Thursday, November 7, 2019

Guy On Twitter Tells Imagined Story Of Meeting Wife At A Graveyard


Guy on Twitter tells the story of meeting his wife at a graveyard.

You never know where love might take its roots. Love can stem from the seemingly saddest of places, like a graveyard! That being said, this one's been proven as a work of fiction. Doesn't mean it wasn't entertaining though! 

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Fun Harmless Ways To Confuse Or Annoy People


AskReddit users share the fun ways that they confuse or annoy people.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their most effective ways to confuse and amuse unsuspecting strangers. The mind is a curious thing, and it's remarkable how easy it is to mess around with it. For instance, handing someone something in the middle of a conversation almost always results in them taking it off your hands. What's that about? 

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Amazing Helicopter Pilot Taking Water From A Swimming Pool


This helicopter pilot's got mad skills. Apparently the pilot took the initiative to put the fire out before backup arrived, and managed to accomplish the mission with all that pool water. 

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Dumb Liars That Failed To Spew Their BS Into The World


A collection of idiotic liars that got called out for spewing their load of lies into the world.

We're back at it again with a fresh lineup of the internet's dumbest liars getting called out by people for trying to spread their load of idiotic BS. What compels someone to try and diminish the reputation of an upstanding establishment with a false review? Dishonest reviews are just low. Thankfully we have people around that are dedicated to calling out the liars for their antics. 

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Baby Boomers Issues That They Blamed On Their Older Generation


Various baby boomers share the issues they had as kids that they blamed on their older generation.

Someone on AskReddit asked for Baby Boomers to share the issues that existed while they were young, that made them think the older generation were a bunch of idiots. Things like adults resisting the use of seat belts, and assuming that all credit cards were terrible because of being so against any kind of debt, serve as solid examples. Maybe every younger generation is just bound to have a bone to pick with their older generation. 

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A Move Prompts Twitter Users To Share Their Best Packing Tips


Twitter users share a collection of their most helpful packing tips for someone who's about to move.

Twitter user @mayasworld, inspired fellow Twitter users to break out their most helpful packing tips in light of her big upcoming move. Anyone who's ever struggled through packing up all their stuff, knows that moving is no small feat. The process of packing up all of one's sh*t is no fun at all. So, we'll gladly take any tips that people have to offer, when it comes to making the process easier. 

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Old-Timey Life Hacks from Forever Ago


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Apparently instead of surgeon generals warnings and pictures of diseased lungs, cigarette packages used to contain household, survival and safety tips. Here are some vintage life hacks. For some more recent life hacks that aren't exactly relevant today, here are 90s lifehacks to free your time for drinking surge and listening to pearl jam. For something more relevant, here are some life pro tips.

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Chance Events That Convinced People The Universe Was Screwing With Them


Sad coincidences and times life really screwed with people.

A combination of intriguing coincidences and also a whole lot of horrible crap happening on the same day or even at the same moment. For fans of chance, here are some incredibly unlikely moments that went against all odds. For fans of terrible crap happening, here are times misfortune threw folks for a loop.

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The Very Fast Story of The First Soldier To Take Way Too Many Military Grade Amphetamines


Tumblr history of Finnish soldier who took too many emergency amphetamines and went on a rampage.

Correction and clarification here, he didn't go on a killing rampage or really terrorize the soviets, but our boy did do the rest of that shit. According to Wikipedia, Aimo Koivunen found it too difficult to undo one tablet with his gloves, so he just took them all. Bad idea. The resulting few weeks are inadvisable for any human being to put themselves through. And while none of this is advisable or good, it is really damn interesting. Tumblr has a way of making history fun.

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Bits Of Highly Entertaining Tumblr Gold


A collection of funny moments from various people on Tumblr.

We're back at it again with some solid comedy gems from the wandering minds of the Tumblr community. You haven't really lived yet till you've fallen down a rabbit's hole on Tumblr. 

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Petty Revenge Cases From Real Pieces Of Work


A collection of petty revenge cases from various people on Reddit.

These people are the living and breathing definition of petty. When it comes to taking your revenge on someone who you believe did you wrong, it can be all the more satisfying if you put a little petty into the crafting of the revenge. Sit back and enjoy these petty revenge masterpieces. 

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Tumblr User Explains Why You've Gotta Be Cool with Spiders to Work in Cranberry Bogs


Tumblr user tells story of tons of spiders in cranberry bogs

Tumblr can get, shall we say, overly specific. The nature of the site, and the people on it, can lead to some deep rabbit holes, like this tumblr users getting schooled on physics and car safety, or really specific and fun history. Anyway, this cranberry bog discussion led to a story about the not-so-obvious spider consequences of working in a flooded bog full of swimming spiders.

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Supercut of Local Host's Ugly Mugs


Jacob Kittilstad asks viewers to send in ugly mugs for the show. So here's a lot of ugly mugs, really fast.

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Student Messes Up By Saying "Ok Boomer" To Teacher


Student messes up by telling his teacher "ok boomer" amidst the meme.

This student lived to regret uttering an "ok boomer" to an upset teacher in class. Now it sounds like they're running the risk of getting a "C" in class. Gotta be careful with bringing those viral memes that target the "boomer generation" in class. 

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Guy's Terrible Subletter Tries To Pin Him With Damages, Totally Backfires


Jerk subletter tries to pin guy with damages and it backfires.

After this guy's horrible subletter tried to stick him and his dog with an absolutely absurd cost of the damages to their apartment, this guy decided to fight back. Sounds like Bob is a complete bastard who's just now realizing he's in over his head. For another rent based drama, here's a tenant who beat their crazy landlord at their game.

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Guy Drinks Whole Cup Of Cuban Espresso, Ends Up In 5th Dimension


Guy accidentally drinks a whole cup of Cuban espresso, and ends up tripping out.

This guy unknowingly caffeinated his way into the 5th dimension. Let this serve as a cautionary tale that you've gotta be extra careful with that Cuban espresso. It is not a joke. Sounds like he basically consumed 12 cups of coffee in the matter of 5 minutes. At that point, you better just buckle up and try to enjoy the ride. Thankfully, it would seem he stayed safe. 

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Wednesday, November 6, 2019

Tumblr Users Get Schooled On Physics and Car Safety


Tumblr user explains why newer cars are safer than old ones.

The general idea here is whether or not older cars are "better" than newer ones when it comes to accidents. Sure, an older sturdy car won't fall apart as easily in an accident. What it will do is transfer all the kinetic energy of a crash directly into your body. Sometimes people on the internet are wrong about stuff, like this discussion about the facts of plague and veganism

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People That Roasted Themselves To Ruin Someone Else


People that willingly insulted themselves to roast someone else.

These people decided that it was more important to ruin someone else online, than to preserve their own livelihood. Sometimes the damage one might inflict upon themselves is worth it for the pure savagery of a masterful roast. We already love the rare insults and roasts, but to see someone ruin themselves to roast another person is a whole another level of entertainment. 

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Blessed Images To Bring The Positive Vibes


A collection of blessed images that brought people positive vibes.

We've got a fresh round of blessed images to supercharge your day with the positive vibes. There's enough madness and dark stuff going on in the world. Sometimes we need a break from the internet's latest round of discouraging BS, and instead just need some solid, uplifting images. These are cute, wholesome, and absolutely blessed. 

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Oblivious Man Blindly Drives Into Giant Pile Of Rocks


This dude shouldn't have been on the road in the first place! 

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Lion Opens Car Door, Humans Freak Out


That lion was just trying to catch his Uber! Can't imagine what I would do if I was in their situation. You're just sitting there, foolishly chilling, assuming that lions can't open car doors. And then WHAM. 

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Tips for Talking to Women Without Seeming like a Huge Creep


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The general themes here seem to be: bring up something you have in common, actually listen to them, compliment them, talk about shared interests, give them food and offer to show them pictures of animals. Also don't ask them where they live right off the bat. Here are some pickup lines that actually worked for people.

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Landlord Goes After Tenant After Being Called Out


Neighbors go insane after getting called out for fighting loudly.

This nightmarish landlord couldn't handle getting called out for being inconsiderate and disruptive. They proceeded to try and make the tenant's life a living hell. But ultimately, they fail hard, and have to give that deposit back! 

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Childish Things People Won't Stop Doing


AskReddit responses to the childish things that people won't stop doing.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the "little kid" things that they refuse to stop doing, even though they're expected to act like an adult. The daily grind of trying to make it in this world is hard enough. Let the people have their fun with treasured pastimes like Legos, sliding across wooden floors in socks, or using the force to open automatic doors like a total badass. 

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Ryan Reynolds Roasts Henry Cavill's Superman Mustache, Cavill Responds


Ryan Reynolds roasts Henry Cavill's CGI mustache, and Henry Cavill responds in the comments.

Ryan Reynolds is back at it again with his best roast yet. He decided to poke fun at Henry Cavill's ridiculous CGI'ed Superman mustache back in the Justice League days. At the time of the movie, the mustache was the talk of the town. People realized it looked pretty absurd when they tried to remove it for the movie. So, here we have Reynolds having some fun with it. And the best part is that Cavill acknowledges the infamous fail in the comments section. 

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Clever Jokes and Dumb Puns That Are Technically Not Wrong


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You can't hate an answer if it's literally not wrong. Alright, you can. These jokes may not all be exactly factually correct, but they make a compelling case for their own reality. They're technically correct. We like all jokes that are stupid but witty at the same time.

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Employee Gets Burned by New Manager, Crafts Uniquely Confusing Schedule


New manager makes employee quit, so he schedules employees all with same name.

Some acts of defiance are more trivial than others. This employee's power tripping manager decided to revoke his vacation, so he quit and before he left decided to give him a real confusing send off. Sometimes small revenge is all you need, like this guy who battled his work tie policy by buying the ugliest ties possible.

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