Tuesday, November 5, 2019

Guy Makes An Actual Drum Machine In Excel


The drum and base part is especially godly. 

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Blursed Images That Are Both Blessed And Cursed


A collection of blessed and cursed images.

These images are a sweet combination of unsettlingly cursed and wonderfully blessed. Thus, we introduce "blursed" images. They're kind of messed up, but also strangely wholesome. Hard to put your finger on it. 

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That Time a Kid Talked Mad Crap about Being the Next Person to Revolutionize Computers


Gotta love that mention of "The Next Bill Gates?" It's been over a decade and sadly we haven't heard of Episoft. It's fine and dandy to build your own computer using old parts, and you can't knock them for ambition, but the way he talks about phoenixes rising from ashes is just awesome. You can expect a lot from a slow news day in Maine.

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Bride Implodes On Facebook After Keeping $30K In Gifts from Cancelled Wedding


Bride's family demands money back from insane entitled bride who cancelled wedding.

This is the natural continuation of this entitled bridezilla who cancelled a wedding and kept 30K in gifts. Naturally, the family had more to say about her decision to spend their money on herself, as they all scrambled to ask for their money back. Officially she's rescheduling, but since she made the decision to spend the money, hardly anyone seems to believe her. We've seen entitled morons, but this is incredible. What a world we live in. 

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Girl Thinks Guy In Bear Suit Is An Actual Bear


Girl thinks that guy in bear suit is an actual bear during commercial, gets called out on Twitter.

Now this is peak Twitter. This girl got enlightened on Twitter after complaining about a "bear" being mistreated in a commercial. The biggest catch here is that that is no bear at all. Just a dude in a bear suit...

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Choosing Beggars That Don't Know How To Be Reasonable


A collection of nightmarish choosing beggars that want everything from the world for free.

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of choosing beggars that refuse to approach the negotiation table with anything close to a reasonable attitude. They just want all the free handouts, and nothing less. 

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Woman Declines To Hold Co-Worker's Baby, Gets Shunned


Woman declines to hold her co-worker's baby, and proceeds to get shunned for it.

When this woman decided that she wasn't up for her holding her co-worker's baby, and made that known, she proceeded to get shunned by a very critical rest of the office. Was she in the wrong for not wanting to hold the beautiful baby, or was it really just a simple scenario of her exercising her free will? I mean, come on. 

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Monday, November 4, 2019

Company Fires Employee For Meme, Gets Trolled To Oblivion


Company fires an employee for a meme, and proceeds to get trolled by the internet hard.

This company managed to track down the Facebook activity of a discontented employee. The employee has posted a meme making fun of using company time for bathroom breaks, cause they made all the money while he didn't make sh*t. From there, the company calls him out, fires him, and then digs a deeper hole (for themselves) by blowing the whole thing further out of proportion. 

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Tumblr Thread Drops Impressive Lyrical Flow On Historical Concept Of Purple


Poetic Tumblr thread about historical concept of purple

Something that we're consistently amazed by is the ability of people on Tumblr to make history fun and interesting. Like most Tumblr gems, this one started with a small observation on the color of violets, and kind of spiraled into this whole other historical rhyming, calligraphy thing.

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Tagged: rhyme , poem , history , tumblr , purple , funny , lol

Cultures Clash In Tumblr Thread About Size Of UK


Tumblr thread explains just how big the UK is.

Laughs in Australian. 

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Twitter Users Share Bizarre Things To Brag About


Various Twitter users share bizarre things to brag about.

A trending hashtag has people sharing what the most bizarre things to brag about are. No, we don't need to hear about how you got all your scars, or how you're just so great at swimming. Let those actions speak for themselves. 

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Blind Comedian Tells Story Of Time He Thought Neighbor Ignored Him


Absolutely hilarious from start to finish. 

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Women That Mistakenly Dated Psychos


A collection of AskReddit users share times that they realized they were dating total lunatics.

Someone on AskReddit attempted to shift the tables, and asked for women to share their experiences with realizing they were dating total lunatics. You just never know how someone's going to end up being, behind closed doors. 

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Tumblr User Shares Sightings of Their City's "80s Guy"


Funny tumblr post about eccentric 80s guy sightings.

If you live in a big enough city, you likely have someone you refer to as "mowhawk guy" or "piano lady" or "roller blading guy." In this case we have a guy straight out of a Def Leppard video. If anything, this guy inspires feelings of nostalgia for the 80s and 90s. Every city has its own cast of local eccentrics who dance to the beat of their own drum. In this guy's case, that drum playing hair metal.

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Twitter Users Respond To Angry Woman Yelling Through Uber Window


Twitter users respond to an angry woman yelling through an Uber passenger's window.

Don't stare too long at those eyes, you might never make it back. This angry woman had the audacity to storm an Uber, and try to scold the passenger for being rude. Let's just say the rest of the internet had some words to offer about her public freakout. 

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Twitter Flocks on Cowboy Who Brags About How Much Beef He Gets


Lonely cowboy talks gender roles and dating while bragging about beef.

For a twitter conversation about beef and gender roles, this was actually pretty civil. It even sort of has a happy ending! The number one takeaway we got from this conversation was that we are severely lacking in how much beef we make per year, and didn't realize how self conscious we should be about it.

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Times Guys Totally Missed Obvious Signals


Obvious hints from women that guys missed.

Almost everyone has that moment when they're thinking about a time years ago someone asked them some obviously pointed question like "are you good at back rubs?" or "do you want to wash your pants at my house?" All you can really do is feel bad about not realizing it and move on. Here are some earth-shakingly obvious hints that guys missed. To be fair, sometimes "obvious hints" end up not being hints at all.

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Unfortunate Moments That Gave People Grief


Unfortunate events and moments.

We're all just trying to get through the day without having our everyday lives derailed by chaos. Thankfully for most of us, we do that. For a select few, unfortunate moments give people a bad time. It's sort of cathartic to see just how every little thing can go bad, and you can count your lucky stars that a day went by without some horrible crap happening.

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Entitled Bridezilla Cancels Wedding and Keeps $30K of Gifts for Herself


Entitled bride cancels wedding and keeps money.

This is bordering on some criminal BS. Hopefully there are more updates because this is some absolutely insane behavior, to inconvenience and then basically steal from your friends and family. We've seen some amazing bridezilla wedding stories and have witnessed a wealth of entitled morons, but this is on another level.

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Kid Turns $2,000 into $50,000 Of Debt In Minutes


All we're missing is a heart rate monitor!

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Tagged: WoW , FAIL , finance , ridiculous , money , Video

Therapists Share Interesting Psychological Facts About Humans


AskReddit responses to people talking about interesting psychological facts about humans.

Someone on AskReddit asked for therapists to share various facts about humans that we might not know. The results are astounding. We're all just trying to make sense of this chaos on a big rock that's falling through space. 

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Parent Leaves Epic Doodles On Kid's Lunch Bags


Parent leaves awesome doodle drawings on their kid's lunch bags for school.

This kid is more lucky than words can describe, with these awesome lunch bags!

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Tagged: cool , drawing , awesome , parenting , win

Married Couples Who Sleep In Different Rooms Explain Why


AskReddit users that are married couples explain why they sleep in different rooms.

Someone on AskReddit asked for married couples to explain the reasoning that went into sleeping in different rooms. As it turns out, a couple that sleeps in different rooms is not necessarily a broken home. 

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Sunday, November 3, 2019

Guy Dodges A Bullet While Date Texts Him Paragraphs


Crazy woman texts a guy paragraph after paragraph while he's in a meeting.

There is a lot going on here. The internet is absolutely bursting with so called "nice guys" freaking out at alarmed women that it's a little more rare to see the guy having to escape from dangerous dates. Seriously, there are a lot of disastrous dates with nice guys.

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Tagged: scary , wtf , creepy , texts , nice guys , weird , dating

Quilting Community Accomplishes Wholesome Victory


Quilting community comes together to help finish a deceased 99-year-old's unfinished quilting project.

Humans are actually pretty amazing sometimes. When this woman discovered a deceased 99-year-old's unfinished quilting project (which was a massive undertaking by the way), she fell on the help of many strangers to finish the damn thing. Faith in humanity temporarily restored. 

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Tagged: wholesome , twitter

Boss Doesn't Allow Sick Days, Employee Stands Up To Him And Ruins His Christmas


Bike shop employee ruins his boss's Christmas by standing up to him and taking sick days

As the saying goes, people don't quit their jobs, they quit their bosses. Sometimes bosses lose sight of exactly how they should value their employees and end up in a nightmare that they've brought upon themselves. For another good one, check out this incompetent owner who didn't realize who he was firing.

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Tagged: boss , FAIL , job , sick day , work , story , sick , funny , win

The Weirdest Things Laser Tag Employees and Patrons Saw in the Arena


Askreddit stories of weird things employees and people saw at laser tag.

Laser tag isn't something adults tend to think about too much anymore, but for a few years there, it was probably the coolest thing you could do. It was like a real life video game in a dark room covered in neon foam and fog. And they always had that weird smell. It seems like it sucks working at a laser tag place, so if you have a similar job, here are some work memes to help get through the grind. People who work at escape rooms also have to deal with weird stuff.

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