
The drum and base part is especially godly.
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These images are a sweet combination of unsettlingly cursed and wonderfully blessed. Thus, we introduce "blursed" images. They're kind of messed up, but also strangely wholesome. Hard to put your finger on it.
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Gotta love that mention of "The Next Bill Gates?" It's been over a decade and sadly we haven't heard of Episoft. It's fine and dandy to build your own computer using old parts, and you can't knock them for ambition, but the way he talks about phoenixes rising from ashes is just awesome. You can expect a lot from a slow news day in Maine.
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This is the natural continuation of this entitled bridezilla who cancelled a wedding and kept 30K in gifts. Naturally, the family had more to say about her decision to spend their money on herself, as they all scrambled to ask for their money back. Officially she's rescheduling, but since she made the decision to spend the money, hardly anyone seems to believe her. We've seen entitled morons, but this is incredible. What a world we live in.
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Now this is peak Twitter. This girl got enlightened on Twitter after complaining about a "bear" being mistreated in a commercial. The biggest catch here is that that is no bear at all. Just a dude in a bear suit...
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We're back at it again with a fresh collection of choosing beggars that refuse to approach the negotiation table with anything close to a reasonable attitude. They just want all the free handouts, and nothing less.
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When this woman decided that she wasn't up for her holding her co-worker's baby, and made that known, she proceeded to get shunned by a very critical rest of the office. Was she in the wrong for not wanting to hold the beautiful baby, or was it really just a simple scenario of her exercising her free will? I mean, come on.
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This company managed to track down the Facebook activity of a discontented employee. The employee has posted a meme making fun of using company time for bathroom breaks, cause they made all the money while he didn't make sh*t. From there, the company calls him out, fires him, and then digs a deeper hole (for themselves) by blowing the whole thing further out of proportion.
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Something that we're consistently amazed by is the ability of people on Tumblr to make history fun and interesting. Like most Tumblr gems, this one started with a small observation on the color of violets, and kind of spiraled into this whole other historical rhyming, calligraphy thing.
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A trending hashtag has people sharing what the most bizarre things to brag about are. No, we don't need to hear about how you got all your scars, or how you're just so great at swimming. Let those actions speak for themselves.
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Someone on AskReddit attempted to shift the tables, and asked for women to share their experiences with realizing they were dating total lunatics. You just never know how someone's going to end up being, behind closed doors.
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If you live in a big enough city, you likely have someone you refer to as "mowhawk guy" or "piano lady" or "roller blading guy." In this case we have a guy straight out of a Def Leppard video. If anything, this guy inspires feelings of nostalgia for the 80s and 90s. Every city has its own cast of local eccentrics who dance to the beat of their own drum. In this guy's case, that drum playing hair metal.
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Don't stare too long at those eyes, you might never make it back. This angry woman had the audacity to storm an Uber, and try to scold the passenger for being rude. Let's just say the rest of the internet had some words to offer about her public freakout.
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For a twitter conversation about beef and gender roles, this was actually pretty civil. It even sort of has a happy ending! The number one takeaway we got from this conversation was that we are severely lacking in how much beef we make per year, and didn't realize how self conscious we should be about it.
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Almost everyone has that moment when they're thinking about a time years ago someone asked them some obviously pointed question like "are you good at back rubs?" or "do you want to wash your pants at my house?" All you can really do is feel bad about not realizing it and move on. Here are some earth-shakingly obvious hints that guys missed. To be fair, sometimes "obvious hints" end up not being hints at all.
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We're all just trying to get through the day without having our everyday lives derailed by chaos. Thankfully for most of us, we do that. For a select few, unfortunate moments give people a bad time. It's sort of cathartic to see just how every little thing can go bad, and you can count your lucky stars that a day went by without some horrible crap happening.
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This is bordering on some criminal BS. Hopefully there are more updates because this is some absolutely insane behavior, to inconvenience and then basically steal from your friends and family. We've seen some amazing bridezilla wedding stories and have witnessed a wealth of entitled morons, but this is on another level.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for therapists to share various facts about humans that we might not know. The results are astounding. We're all just trying to make sense of this chaos on a big rock that's falling through space.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for married couples to explain the reasoning that went into sleeping in different rooms. As it turns out, a couple that sleeps in different rooms is not necessarily a broken home.
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There is a lot going on here. The internet is absolutely bursting with so called "nice guys" freaking out at alarmed women that it's a little more rare to see the guy having to escape from dangerous dates. Seriously, there are a lot of disastrous dates with nice guys.
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Humans are actually pretty amazing sometimes. When this woman discovered a deceased 99-year-old's unfinished quilting project (which was a massive undertaking by the way), she fell on the help of many strangers to finish the damn thing. Faith in humanity temporarily restored.
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As the saying goes, people don't quit their jobs, they quit their bosses. Sometimes bosses lose sight of exactly how they should value their employees and end up in a nightmare that they've brought upon themselves. For another good one, check out this incompetent owner who didn't realize who he was firing.
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Laser tag isn't something adults tend to think about too much anymore, but for a few years there, it was probably the coolest thing you could do. It was like a real life video game in a dark room covered in neon foam and fog. And they always had that weird smell. It seems like it sucks working at a laser tag place, so if you have a similar job, here are some work memes to help get through the grind. People who work at escape rooms also have to deal with weird stuff.
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