Life is just a series of attempts. Most of us are okay at the things that we try, but failure will always be lurking around the corner. Sometimes you're trying to make a point online, photoshop an advertisement together, or just paint a ceiling. It's not uncommon for these attempts to fail to work out. Every attempt on the road of life can take a left turn into failure.
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We're back at it again with some fresh and hilarious funnies from the wonderful minds at Tumblr.You haven't really lived yet till you've fallen down some strange and obsessive Tumblr rabbit's hole.
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We're big fans of the work from masterful photoshop trolling legend, James Fridman. He makes art out of people's photoshop requests. Ask and you shall receive impeccable acts of trolling from, James Fridman. We'll never get enough of these!
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When this jerk driver in a white Mercedes started acting up with all kinds of impatient honking, the other guy decided to take his sweet revenge. And revenge looks a lot like the muddy car wash that no car would ever ask for. Sounds like the revenge went as planned, and after coating the car in mud, he was on his way with what we can only imagine was a wide-eyed grin on his face.
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Sounds like this self-important boss had it coming to him. And to hear that he ultimately went on to work at a Domino's, where the company's employees proceeded to order "Meat Feast" pizzas with the extra meat on them, just to mess with him, is a beautiful fairytale ending.
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Twitter users are sharing the worst dates they've ever been on, and the resulting insights might make some people never want to risk going on a date again. Going on any date is really taking a leap of faith. And if things fall short and you end up sitting across the table from someone you'd just as much like to never see again, you've just gotta make it out alive and live to write about it on Twitter.
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These unlikely moments vary in their likelihood as well as their severity. Sure, a guy amazingly surviving an explosion and a picture of four dogs all taking a dump at the same time are on different levels completely, but you can't say they're not both rare. There's just something so cool-feeling about unlikely moments that go against all odds.
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This ridiculous video of dinosaurs crossing the street in NYC and causing a general ruckus is going viral. There's just something so wonderful about these beasts roaming the street. They look absurd and hilariously out of place, and we are all for it.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for app developers/programmers to share the dumbest ideas they'd ever had proposed to them. No doubt, a lot of these must've seen like "the next best thing" at the time. The real question is what kinds of substances were involved in the creation of these ideas.
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There's a story behind every scar. Usually it's cause you did something dumb as a kid, sometimes it's not even your fault, and sometimes it's because you had to clip the nails of a testy chihuahua. Some people injure themselves in dumb and embarrassing ways. Once some people have scars, they get them turned into really cool tattoos.
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This old landlord refused to play nice and make some repairs for a tenant. They proceed to get reported to the environmental health team, have to sell all their equity, and eventually declare themselves bankrupt to pay for all the fines. Ouch. Should've just done the dang repairs!
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Get ready for your face to meet your palm, cause these morons didn't leave us with any other choice. Sometimes the world's idiots commit acts of such impressive stupidity, words fall short, and a facepalm is all that we can muster up. I mean, the mug with the Batman logo being called "Spiderman" is just inexcusable.
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It's not necessarily their fault, but kids are weird and dumb. They get themselves into impossible situations and make ridiculous mistakes. If you witnessed an adult doing any of this stuff, you'd probably try to avoid eye making eye contact with them here on out. Again, they're learning and it's not completely their fault, but holy crap kids are dumb little idiots.
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Seeing a stupid boss make an idiotic mistake, underestimate the value of a person they hired, and then not only have to walk it back, but also have to pay for it, is music to our ears. For another awesome story like this, here's an incompetent boss who demanded a contractor be on call 24/7 and ended up having to pay a $10,000 invoice.
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Blair Braverman is a dogsledder and author who knows how to tell people about her tough and loveable sled dogs. Here's a thing introducing her sled dog team. This particular thread introduces Grinch, who is strong, tough, kind-hearted, and in her words, dumb.
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If you put your mind to it, you can manage to say something that is funny and technically true. Whether it's a dad joke, some stupid pun or seemingly dull observation, the world is teeming with witty and stupid moments that are technically correct.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for waiters/servers to share their most satisfying and savage clapbacks to unruly customers. The armies of Karens weren't ready to meet their match with these members of customer service that quite frankly, had had enough. Everyone has their breaking point, and rude customers will themselves into forgetting that eventually someone's going to check them on their entitled BS.
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This guy should really consider a more balanced diet. In all seriousness though, a pretty impressive feat to pull off cooking on such rough seas.
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Turtle Bridezilla is the new queen of painfully obnoxious bridezilla cases. Sounds like this bridezilla insisted on having turtles with lit candles attached to their shells, at the wedding reception. Are you kidding me? The very definition of a terrible idea. And we got some people in the comments section sharing their own experiences with other delusional bridezillas.
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Can't put a price on instant blessed silence, after you've dealt with a lot of wildly inconsiderate and noisy neighbors. These neighbors simply had it coming. They thought they were so clever when it came to "outsmarting" the local authorities and putting their neighbors through all kinds of loud ruckus. Fortunately, this guy had a toolkit at the ready and was able to carry out a swift and ingenious revenge.
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Every now and again Twitter delivers. These entertaining tweets might just manage to keep you entertained amidst the work grind.
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After this dad already made a few compromises, his teenage daughter is demanded a completely meat-free household. Seems like a nice time. The internet weighed in. Like any subculture, some folks take things to the extreme, like this vegan who accused their friend of appropriating vegan culture for wanting to eat tofu.
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We've pulled together a collection of uplifting, wholesome gems from various green text users. Some are as silly as a dude being caught playing with toy soldiers, while making sound effects, by his mom. While others are an emotional rollercoaster right out of the feels factory.
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What can we say, there's just something about dad joke-level puns that we love and hate. The world of puns is a strange one, because they can be so incredibly stupid, but also weirdly clever at the same time. We just like puns that are intended to be wonderfully dumb.
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Tinder's a big old overgrown playground of people breaking out the best and worst of their pickup lines. Sometimes Tinder users actually pull it off and get somewhere in the conversation. While other times, it just ends up being a hilarious, failed attempt. We've got some Tinder users below that either nailed it, or missed their mark terribly.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their experiences with running into their cats outside the house, and around the neighborhood. It's a fascinating thing when that occurs. It's either a warm greeting of love and adoration from our cats, or they play dumb like they've never met us and want nothing to do with us. This thread really just deepens the appreciation for how quirky our little cat friends can be.
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