Tuesday, October 15, 2019

Twitter Users Properly And Hilariously Honestly Describe Movies


A collection of Twitter users properly describing different movies.

There's definitely such thing as being too on point. These are great!

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Disappointing Purchases People Made After Being Misled By Ads


Dissappointing products people bought after seeing an ad for them.

We've all been woo'd by a good commercial at some point in our lives. Especially when you're a kid, Nerf really makes it look like having a sweet blaster will make you the coolest kid on the street. We've all gone crazy at some point for those ads for laser tag games and frozen drink makers, and many of us never learn and keep making stupid purchases far into our adult years. That said, this isn't always our fault, sometimes products are straight up misleading and manipulative.

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Grandpa Takes Wholesome Revenge On Pranksters


Grandpa takes a wholesome revenge on pranksters.

Grandpa took his revenge and also potentially saved some lives in the process! Good for him. 

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Laughable Cheapskates Who Felt They Were Entitled To Everything


Rude and entitled people demanding free things.

Most people know not to waste someone's time with ridiculously low offers, or demand free stuff when they're in no position to choose, but there is a remarkable number of choosing beggars that want the world's riches for free. It's frustrating to watch people rudely demand crap, but it's also pretty satisfying to see people who are way too entitled not get what they want.

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Guy Returns Wallet By Sending Message Through Transactions


Guy returns wallet by sending messages through bank transactions.

Tim Cameron lost his wallet. There were no leads on its wherabouts until he started getting tiny

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Historical One-Liners That Left Their Mark For Eternity


A collection of comebacks from historical figures that were just plain mean.

Let the record show that people have always been mean bastards. Some more mean than others. This whole lot is a collection of some pretty dang sick burns. 

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Horrible Liars That Got Called Out For Weaving Their Web Of BS


A collection of liars getting called out on social media for trying to spread their stupid BS.

These liars seem adamant in their pursuit toward spreading mindless BS. It's like they have been lying to themselves for so long now, that they're incapable (or just not willing) of being honest with the world around them. Silly fools. 

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Dude Messes Up By Not Washing His Hair Properly For 10 Years


Guy messes up by not washing his hair properly for over 10 years.

This guy experienced quite the wakeup call when he realized that he'd been washing his hair incorrectly for over 10 years. What he previously assumed was an unavoidable case of white flakes peppering the barber shop's floor every time he went in for a visit, was actually a symptom of very poor hygiene. Or at least that's how it sounds. Sounds like he proceeded to make sure things were squeaky clean up top, for going forwards. Lesson learned. Better late than never! 

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Talented Woman Does Startling "It" Audition


She really manages to pull off the whole "I live in a sewer and eat children" vibe. Not sure who among us can make their eyes go like that, but it seems hard.

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Clever Comebacks That Crushed Their Victims


A collection of brutal and clever comebacks from the wordsmiths at Reddit.

Sometimes a comeback is just too clever for its own good. People really make an art form of the comeback nowadays. With morons spewing out all kinds of BS on social media, there are just too many opportunities to pass up. 

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Monday, October 14, 2019

Student Receives Huge Pencil As Gift And Saves It For The Day Another Classmate Needs It


trying to decide what to do with a huge pencil

The moral of the story here is that they always take the pencil. When in the tough and stressful land of academia, you can't afford to move forward without a pencil. All pencil sizes matter. 

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Guy On Twitter Challenges Stereotype About Tech Billionaires' Empires Starting In Garages


Twitter user calls out billionaires and their garage stories for not being accurate about how they started out.

This guy's trying to challenge the stereotype about all these brilliant tech masterminds starting their global operations from within the confines of a stuffy garage. Instead, he asserts that some of these billionaires enjoyed the benefits of other factors like generational wealth, family investments, nepotism, etc. 

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People Share Their Most Effective Psychological Tricks


People share their most effective psychological tricks that they use.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their most effective psychological tricks. With enough of these in your arsenal, you might actually be able to get a leg up on life. 

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Owner Shuts Down Customer's Complaint With Simple Math


Owner shuts down a customer's dumb complaint with simple math.

Sometimes you've gotta handle a customer's aggressive stupidity with cold, hard, mathematical logic. This owner managed to get it done like a true champion. 

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Bride Fires Flower Girl On Wedding Day For Bullying


Bride fires an 8-year-old flower girl for bullying on wedding day.

This bride asked the people of Reddit whether she was in the wrong for firing the flower girl on wedding day, after learning about some bullying going on. The verdict would seem to be that it was a pretty crappy move to not just get a couple flower girls instead of pitting the two against one another. 

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People's Various Attempts That Failed to Work Out


Funny pictures of failed attempts.

Life is a series of attempts. Sometimes you're trying to finish a construction project or eat a mozzarella stick. Sometimes you're just trying to do the right thing, or look cool on the internet. For whatever reason, these people's attempts didn't come through for them and veered into a heap of failure. 

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Hans Zimmer's Interstellar Music On A Pipe Organ In A Stone Church


Hans Zimmer is a real gift to the universe. Pretty epic! 

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Tumblr Thread Actually Makes History Fun


A collection of fun facts from history, actually make learning about history fun.

Sometimes history is actually fun. Who'd have thought! 

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Sexy Chairs Chilling Underwater


A collection of chairs looking cool underwater.

Here we have another subreddit that just makes our hearts smile in appreciation. Yes, a place dedicated to the art form that is a well placed chair underwater. It might not be where it's "supposed to be" but that doesn't mean that these chairs have never looked better. 

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Entitled Mom Threatens Tutor After She Rejects Her Cheap Offer


Entitled mom threatens to tell on tutor to her boss after she rejects her offer.

This entitled mom refused to accept the fact that people actually expect fair compensation for their services, and on top of that, didn't understand that people can be qualified to speak more than one language. Amidst the choosing beggar meltdown, the mom threatens to tell on the tutor for her being "unfriendly." Now that is a load of BS. 

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Guy's Wife Cheats On Him With His Best Friend, Revenges Them So Hard They Press The Self Destruct Button


Guy's wife cheats on him with his best friend, so he revenges so hard that both of their careers are ruined and they're publicly humiliated.

This guy had to suffer through an excruciating discovery, when he learned that his wife was cheating on him with his best friend. Pretty much a worst-case scenario situation. He managed to engineer quite the revenge though, and ultimately got the two terrible people he thought were like family, to hit their own self-destruct button. 

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Peculiar Tics and Behaviors People Are Pretty Sure Only They Do


Peculiar things people think only they alone do.

Just about everyone has some small act that they think only they perform. These acts might be born out of boredom, like making up songs about butts to sing to your dog. They might come from convenience, like using your extremely dextrous feet to pick stuff up. Or they might come from necessity, like tapping your fingers to the tune of "Sweet Child Of Mine" every time you see a picture of your Dad for some reason. Behaviors like these tend to make people think they're not normal, even though everyone does crap like this. Here's some stories of people realizing their roommates were actually crazy.

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Twitter User Introduces Special Dogs Training For The Iditarod


Twitter user introduces the very special dogs in training for the Iditarod.

Blair Braverman introduces the special and talented crew in training for the Iditarod. This might be your new favorite sport!

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Quora User Calls Out Religious Brainwashing Ritual


Quora user calls out religious recruitment process for being a brainwashing technique.

This Quora user decided to shed some light on what they view as a manipulative, brainwashing technique on the part of religious groups that advocate intense recruitment processes. Every Jehovah's Witness might stand to benefit from reading this. 

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Dismaying And Frustrating Moments Of Pure Facepalm


A collection of moments that made people want to facepalm.

Sometimes the stupid is just flowing too strong through an individual when they go to share a status on social media, and all we can do is facepalm. Without further ado, get ready for your palm to meet your face. 

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Hotel GM Ejects Terrible Customers for Their Nonsense


Terrible Customers get told off and kicked out by angry General Manager.

Getting pushed around at your job by awful customers is one of the worst parts of any customer-facing job. That's why it's so damn satisfying to see your boss actually stand up for you and deliver a finishing blow. Some bosses are incompetent, but more sympathetic ones can save your skin.

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