Flat earthers really have their work cut out for them with this one. Hard to argue with the facts when they're presented in such a well-organized manner like this.
Submitted by:
Wednesday, October 9, 2019
Landscaper Handily Deals With Customer Demanding Her Kids Get Her Discount
People work in any customer facing role see more than their share of entitled and delusional customers who want things that are completely irrational and sometimes literally impossible to achieve. Some of the sweetest ones are when bosses have to step in the completely shut down a terrible customer. Either way, here's a guy who's old customer demanded that her kids get the same extreme discount as her.
Submitted by:
Tagged: discount , landscaping , demanding , entitled , business , funny , rude , money , choosing beggar
Prime Dad Jokes That Hurt To Laugh At
Good old dad jokes. We hate to laugh at them, but somehow can't help it. At the very least keep these in your arsenal the next time you want to break the ice at an awkward social gathering with the kind of joke that nobody but a damn dad would share.
Submitted by:
Entitled Dude Loses Free Tickets Because He Demands To Sleep In
When you're already getting a thing for free, you're not in a great position to demand everyone else change what time everyone leaves and then demand a free ride. Most people are pretty understanding, but the world is full of entitled morons who think the world was made for them.
Submitted by:
Twitter User Offers Insights Into Shady Chinese (Gaming) Business Practices
Mark Kern, who was the team lead for Vanilla World of Warcraft, the creator of Em-8ER, Firefall, a producer of Diablo 2, Starcraft, Broodwar, and more, has drawn his line in the sand when it comes to China and their nasty, shady gaming business practices. He calls out Blizzard for being spineless when it comes to standing up against China.
Submitted by:
Hotel Staff Share Their Encounters With Naked Guests
When you get down to it, a hotel is a box filled with people. People who have wants, needs, and get themselves locked out naked more than you'd expect. People who work in hotels walk in on weird things all the time, so naturally sometimes weird things would walk in on them.
Submitted by:
Corrected Greeting Cards From People Who Did Their Best
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when life gives you a card that says "happy birthday," throw a "Jesus" on there to make it about Christmas. Whether it was grandmas with extra cards, or people who just couldn't find a "hope your deviated scrotum heals" card, here's people making do. Sometimes people's wordsmithing doesn't work out as well as this in the case of really not good signs and designs.
Submitted by:
Jokes And Memes About The Programmer Life
These jokes and memes are perfect for the programmer in your life.
Submitted by:
Truck Driver Wins $17K On Scratch Ticket, Wins Another $250K In Reenactment
This guy must've had a serious reality trip after winning yet another scratch ticket during the reenactment.
Submitted by: (via Zed Hawker)
People In The U.S. Military Share The Creepiest Things They Encountered
Someone on AskReddit asked for people who served in the military to share their creepiest, most paranormal experiences. The following stories are chilling to the bone. Nothing quite as spooky as being out in the middle of the ocean, and seeing what look like abandoned or (unfortunately) inhabited boats eerily floating around. Or how about being sober and clearheaded as you've ever been, and seeing unexplainable flashing lights up in the sky? Yikes.
Submitted by:
Entitled Karen Flips Out Over Kid's Shirt
Sure, it might be inappropriate to put your kid in shirt that says something like "where the hoes at" or whatever, but another mom getting so offended over an innocuous shirt that says "players gonna play" seems excessive. Some people just can't be pleased. Especially people like this entitled mom.
Submitted by:
Wholesome Moments and Things That Show Life Is Nice Sometimes
Sometimes wholesome things happen, and it's worth it to take note. If you want to go the other way with it and see people's unfortunate moments, then we can do that too. Here are some nice and encouraging things that prove life isn't completely terrible, you can achieve things if you work at them and nice people can get what they want.
Submitted by:
Tuesday, October 8, 2019
Co-Worker Overreacts When Her Stupid Cake Request Is Rejected
The level of selfish entitlement that goes into thinking it's okay to demand a cake from a co-worker, and then threaten to bring HR into the mess if said request isn't fulfilled, is mind blowing. The fact that the choosing beggar threatens they'll "avoid them from now on" is the true icing on the cake. Absolutely ridiculous.
Submitted by:
Rude Douche On Tinder Can't Handle Girl's Vocabulary
Tinder's more fun when it's all shameless pickup lines and people just carelessly bantering with each other, in good fun. When toxic dudes pop up out of the blue, and make a nasty hissy fit about having a problem with someone's "vocabulary." Then, then we're in the BS zone. At least she knows this guy's a total mess.
Submitted by:
UFO Seen Over Ottawa Illinois Is Alarmingly Convincing
Maybe it's a weather balloon. Maybe it's a sky jellyfish. Maybe it's surprisingly convincing UFO footage. Too bad it's filmed vertically. Come on people!
Submitted by: (via Lisa C)
Insufferable Teens From Stupid Viral Videos Waste Dr. Phil's Time
These two teens landed themselves on Dr. Phil after their videos of contaminating food and mouthwash went viral. They proceed to put on a terrible, cringe-packed performance for Dr. Phil and his audience. Future generations are doomed if this shit keeps up.
Submitted by: (via Dr. Phil)
Man Tries To Cheat In Job Interview
This guy just tried to lip synch his job interview. Doesn't get much better for this when it comes to failed job interview tactics.
Submitted by: (via shashank mokashi)
Artist Dad Adapts Sons' Drawings Into Anime Style (30 Images)
Thomas Romain is a French artist who takes inspiration from his kids, adapting their own characters into incredibly elaborate and creative pieces of art. It's pretty cool where a kid's imagination can go, and with the technical skill of an artist applied makes it that much better.
Submitted by:
Vegan's Friends Trick Her Into Eating Chicken Nuggets, She Calls The Cops
This is one of those stories we just hope is a work of fiction. Apparently this vegan got "white girl wasted" and proceeded to get tricked into eating chicken nuggets by her friends. So, she goes from 0 to 100 and takes "evidence" of their prank to the cops, to try and have them charged with "food tampering." Apparently they're potentially facing charges now. Uh, yeah you're a jerk.
Submitted by:
Entitled Morons Who Think The World's Made For Them
Some people truly walk through the world thinking that everything was made for them. They think that simply by existing, they have a right to have everything just as how they'd see fit. Unfortunately, that just ain't the way the world works. Maybe these entitled imbeciles will learn that bitter truth one day.
Submitted by:
Pickup Lines That Actually Worked For People
When it comes to pickup lines, it helps to be creative, but the key thing is gonna be "does this person actually think I'm attractive?" Almost no one is gonna respond to some overused hack "did you fall from heaven" line so it helps to be in the moment. Here are lines that worked for men and women. And for some field tests, here are some tinder wins and fails that ended in heartbreak and puns.
Submitted by:
Tagged: pickup lines , sex , marriage , funny stories , pick-up lines , relationships , pick up , stories , funny , win , dating
Unfortunate Moments That Put A Cramp In People's Style
If we know anything about this world, there will be unfortunate times when life make things complicated. Some will be mundane, like getting stiffed on french fries. Some will be bananas, like having a roof fall through your car. Seeing misfortune big and small might put things in perspective.
Submitted by:
Serial Liars That Got Outed For Spreading Stupid BS
These serial liars just won't quit. There's a stubborn kind of fortitude when it comes to their resistance toward telling the truth. It's like they assume people aren't going to fact check their blatant
Submitted by:
Woman's Co-Worker Criticizes Her For Wearing Bikini On Work Trip
This woman asked the people of Reddit whether she was in the wrong for breaking out the bikini while on a work trip. Her co-worker apparently pulled her aside to say that it wasn't appropriate. Was she overstepping with the wardrobe choice, or did her co-worker blow the bikini moment out of proportion? You be the judge.
Submitted by:
Incredibly Simple Tip To Stop Birds From Flying Into The Window
Any person who takes the care to draw lines on their window, to stop a bird from flying into it deserves some respect. What a guy!
Submitted by: (via Alex Sally)
Awkward and Funny Times Old People Showed Their Age on Facebook
Old people Facebook is just one of those things you get or don't. With so many old people trying to navigate a social media site they don't fully grasp, there are funny, charming and awkward moments to be had. So here comes some improper internet etiquette, oversharing and general weirdness from old people online.
Submitted by:
Twitter Users Share Things They've Overheard In A Public Bathroom
Twitter users are sharing various things they've overheard in public restrooms. You never know when you might hear someone behind a bathroom stall door, complaining about mistaking a cigarette for a tampon.
Submitted by:
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)