Saturday, October 5, 2019

Woman Discovers Lump, Iceland's Healthcare Provides Stressless Process


Woman details her amazingly simple and easy process with Iceland's healthcare.

This woman described her amazingly simple and stressless process with figuring out healthcare in Iceland. Sounds absolutely heavenly. 

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Guy Tripping On Ketamine Ends Up In Room Alone With Boss


Guy shares Twitter thread about the time he ended up in a room alone with his boss, while he was tripping out.

Twitter user @shockproofbeats, lived down a true waking nightmare. His story is one for the ages, and revolves around him thinking that he'd had the day off, but ends up getting called into work after having consumed some suspect, milky green powder that was actually ketamine. 

Fortunately, the tripped out and anxious enthusiasm brought on by the drugs he consumed with reckless abandon shortly before being summoned into work, came across as nothing more than overwhelming excitement. Crisis averted, and what a story this guy got out of it. 

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Chevron Employees Offer Tobacco to Native Americans After Failing to Gain Access to Their Territory


This has to be a joke. 

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People Share Their Worst Memories Of School


People share their worst memories of school in an AskReddit thread.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their worst memories of school. The following memories are painful and filled to the brim with cringe. They're the kind of memories that haunt you and keep you up at night. 

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Escape Room Employees Share Dumbest Ways People Tried To Escape


Escape room employees share the stupidest ways they've seen people try to escape.

Someone on AskReddit asked for escape room employees to share the absolute dumbest ways they've seen morons try to escape the escape room. The ensuing responses are brimming with mindless stupidity. It's fair to say that a whole lot of these people shouldn't have been anywhere close to an escape room. 

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Boss Instructs Employee To Guard Spill, So He Does It for Hours


Guy's boss tells him to stand by spills so he does that for a very long time.

Big retail chains can have a lot space for people to fall through the cracks, like this guy who got hired but was never told to do anything and stayed on for months. Anyway, retail and customer service is a drag, and we feel for those who get backed into a corner by an incompetent boss.

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Lousy Liars Failing At Selling The World Their Load Of Lies


A collection of liars getting called out online for trying to tell the world their lies.

As long as the internet's been around we've had people trying to get away with telling their lies. There's just something about the internet that convinces people they'd be able to get away with their lies, without ever getting called out in the process. Fortunately we've still got a fair share of truth seekers around ready to try and chip away at all the BS that seems to surface online. 

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Guy's Convinced That His Girlfriend Joined A Sex Cult


Guy is convinced that his girlfriend joined a sex cult, and asks for advice on Reddit.

This guy asked the people of Reddit if he was in the wrong for telling his girlfriend to steer clear of what he believes is a sex cult. Maybe things just aren't meant to be between these two. 

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Twitter Users Share What Truly Pisses Them Off


Tweets of people responding what makes them the most angry.

We like to think it's our big values that we're most passionate about, but the things that make us the most irrationally angry are often trivial and small things like covering your mouth while eating and being woken up by a lawnmower. There are normally calm people who will flip a shit over just about anything. 

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Employee Refuses To Kill Office Spider, Co-Worker Can't Stand It


Employee asks people on Reddit if they're a jerk for refusing to kill the office spider even though one of their colleagues were scared of it.

This employee has a soft spot in their heart for spiders. When it got tense in the office with another co-worker over their refusal to kill the spider, they stood their ground, and successfully defended the life of the creepy crawler. Sounds like the co-worker is about ready to quit after this. 

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Guy Writes The Stupidest Jokes At Work


Guy leaves the stupidest notes imaginable on the whiteboard at work.

This guy decided to keep himself entertained at work by leaving the stupidest notes he could, on the whiteboard at work. There's no doubt that at least one person enjoyed what he had to say. 

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Friday, October 4, 2019

Tinder Pickup Lines To Get Laid (15 Images)


A collection of pickup lines from people on Tinder just trying to get laid.

Your Tinder game is as good as your inventory of icebreaking pickup lines. The last thing so many people that use the dating app seem to do, is actually take their matches seriously. But at least we get to enjoy all the botched attempts and shameless immaturity. 

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People Share The Dumbest Ways They've Injured Themselves


Stories of people injuring themselves in stupid ways.

Here are some stories of shattered bones, huge scars, emergency room visits and missed life events due to mundane moments of idiocy. All these folks did was misstep, exert themselves too hard, forget to stretch, forget about their surroundings and what have you. People injure themselves in some incredibly dumb ways. You'd be amazed at what a poorly timed sneeze can do to you.

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Pregnant Woman Kicks Husband Out For Hiding $1500


Woman asks people on Reddit if she was wrong for kicking her husband out for hiding $1500 from her.

This angry pregnant woman decided to kick her husband out after she learned he was hiding money from her. His reasoning for hiding the money was that he thought she might want some if she knew about it. For the couple to have dated a few years, and decided to have a baby together, it sounds like they had some serious issues. Maybe time for some couple counseling. 

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Psychic Tries To Demonstrate Abilities On The News, Fails Miserably


She's definitely not a mind reader, but absolutely a terrible guesser. This must've been a particularly uncomfortable experience to sit through. Straight up savage when the guy asks her how she explains failing miserably. 

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Runaway Fake Blood Hose Is Bad Look For Climate Activists


There's nothing funny about the horrible toll that the reality of climate change is currently taking on the planet. There is something somewhat goofy about people falling over themselves to wrangle a loose blood hose.

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People Share Their Most Effective Psychological Tricks


People share their most effective psychological tricks that they use.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their most effective psychological tricks. With enough of these in your arsenal, you might actually be able to get a leg up on life. 

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Twitter Users Share Realistically Scary Jack-o-Lanterns


Tweets of realistic jack o lanterns that are scary for adults.

Ghosts are one thing, but so many working adults hate their jobs so much that the thought of death might actually be a welcome surprise. What truly sends a chill up someone's spine is waking up to 3 missed calls from your boss and and a text that says "where are you." For some creative spookiness, here are some two sentence horror stories.

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Owner Shuts Down Customer's Stupid Complaint With Simple Math


Owner shuts down a customer's dumb complaint with simple math.

Sometimes you've gotta handle a customer's aggressive stupidity with cold, hard, mathematical logic. This owner managed to get it done like a true champion. 

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Mom Floods Daughter's Tumblr With Naughty Nicholas Cage Pics


Mom calls daughter out for her Tumblr activity.

A true war amongst mother and daughter. 

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Bride Fires Flower Girl On Wedding Day For Bullying


Bride fires an 8-year-old flower girl for bullying on wedding day.

This bride asked the people of Reddit whether she was in the wrong for firing the flower girl on wedding day, after learning about some bullying going on. The verdict would seem to be that it was a pretty crappy move to not just get a couple flower girls instead of pitting the two against one another. 

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Animals With Threatening Auras


A collection of images showing animals that give off threatening auras.

We don't know what these animals are up to, but their intentions look quite ominous. Their spooky and their auras are absolutely threatening. Or we could just say these are simple cases of perfect timing. 

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People's Various Attempts That Failed to Work Out


Funny pictures of failed attempts.

Life is a series of attempts. Sometimes you're trying to finish a construction project or eat a mozzarella stick. Sometimes you're just trying to do the right thing, or look cool on the internet. For whatever reason, these people's attempts didn't come through for them and veered into a heap of failure. 

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Ridiculous Video Of Preacher Speaking In Tongues Goes Viral


People are connecting with this ridiculous video of a preacher checking his phone, and proceeding to groan his ass off. Ever just have those days, where you pull up the phone and can't help but groan endlessly? 

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Entitled Mom Threatens Tutor After She Rejects Her Cheap Offer


Entitled mom threatens to tell on tutor to her boss after she rejects her offer.

This entitled mom refused to accept the fact that people actually expect fair compensation for their services, and on top of that, didn't understand that people can be qualified to speak more than one language. Amidst the choosing beggar meltdown, the mom threatens to tell on the tutor for her being "unfriendly." Now that is a load of BS. 

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Twitter Users Share Suggestions To Improve The Workplace


Twitter users share their solid suggestions for the workplace.

Twitter users are sharing their various solid suggestions for how to improve the workplace. Maybe the answer to doing away with a toxic workplace environment lies somewhere in these tips about how to make work a bit more lighthearted, bearable, and even positive. 

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The Most People Got Out Of A Dollar


People share stories on AskReddit about the most they've ever gotten out of a dollar.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share stories of the most they've ever gotten out of a dollar. We've got people getting lucky off dollar scratchers, and others finding rare vintage clothing in secondhand stores that you'd never think could end up getting you $700. 

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