These free legal tips shouldn't come as a surprise. Honestly, if these bits of advice are anything but funny to you, there's a decent chance you're gonna find yourself in jail for a dumb reason. Sure there are dumb laws that get enforced from time to time, but lawyers see tons of crazy and dumb stuff that no right-minded person should ever find themselves experiencing.
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Never underestimate a rancher when it comes to pro revenge. This guy took a sweet and satisfying, and very impressively calculated revenge on some neighbors that were giving him trouble over some petty BS. It came down to property lines, and a mere 6 inches. Those 6 inches ended up costing them their peace of mind. Queue up the terrible stench of tons of pig excrement. They ended up moving out in response to the overwhelmingly horrible smell.
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Part of being in a long term relationship is knowing that there are some things that are better left unsaid. Married Life has a lot of ups and downs that inspire tweets and jokes, and heeding people's advice can prevent a future headache. So like, tell them everything they need to know of course, but don't get too creative with it.
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Someone on AskReddit asked guys to share their experiences with sexual harassment. From getting dry humped in gym class by a bunch of self-proclaimed "straight bullies", to creepy cashiers purposely knocking stuff over for "the view"....these are just hard to stomach. Why do people have to be such monstrous perverts.
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Here's a saga spanning years, ending in a wonderfully, expensively petty decision. Like she says, this lady does sound like LOTS. We've seen epic bridezilla moments from wedding shop workers but this one is literally years in the making.
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These wholesome pure feels pull on the heart strings. This guy's story starts in on when he lost his parents as a 10-year-old, to a nasty drunk driver. From there, he was taken in by his uncle, and grew up battling a terrible sadness.
Fast forward to when he's 22-years-old, and still hasn't had a relationship with his girl, until his uncle takes him to a sandwich shop after he loses his job; and ends up meeting the love of his life in a chance encounter. His uncle plays quite the wingman, and even calls the girl on his behalf to get things in motion. This is one of those stories that you read nervously, with hope that nothing goes south, and amazingly...nothing does!
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Her responses sound like they were programmed, and give off the general vibe that she's a robot without any individualistic thought of her own. The jargon is generally incomprehensible.
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Selfishness comes in many flavors. Sometimes people get something for free like a ring or an apple watch and they deem it not good enough. Some people want something, like a car, but they'd prefer to have it for free, then throw a tantrum when they can't get it. You wouldn't believe it, but social media is packed with frustrating morons and shameless choosing beggars. They come in the form of complaints, attempted deals, demands and random conversations.
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The English language is frustratingly confusing, and seems to make zero sense at times. The following list of definitions, sayings, terms, etc. serve as a solid testament to the fact. For such a widespread language, it has an uncanny knack for confusing the shit out of people. If you're looking for more language struggles, it's worth checking out the following times people utterly failed at their spelling attempts.
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If there's anything that helps drive home the fact that most of our lives are still pretty nice, it's the oodles of first world problems we endure from day to day. Whether it's having to use the worse wifi at your job, or having to manually open the lid to your faulty smart garbage can, these are the plights that make many of us grateful that these are actually things we think of as problems.
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This absolute legend named his Facebook account "Customer Support" and proceeded to troll an army of angry "Karens" to oblivion. The one thing that this troll arguably overstepped on, was when he dampened the reputation of the employees in each company. They're already working hard enough as it is! Otherwise, this is pure gold.
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This woman's co-worker repeatedly harassed over her breast implants that she got because she had cancerous cells. That is swinging mighty low. From there, she decided to report her to HR, and a bunch of people wrote statements during the process. These statements revealed her co-worker to be the nasty, toxic individual that she was; and she was fired shortly thereafter.
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We're not crying, YOU'RE crying. This guy's grandmother fell in love with Dungeons & Dragons while she was battling cancer. The feels trip is truly brutal in this story; but at the same time, it's a beautiful tale of a strong woman finding peace in the bonding experience of playing a board game with new friends, and family.
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When this parking lot "Karen" decided she'd cut a guy off who actually needed the disabled parking lot spot, he maintained composure, and took one very satisfying and clever revenge on her. To make matters even better, he waited around to hear the extent to which she proceeded to lose her shit. Let's just say she had one definite emotional explosion.
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It doesn't get much better than a sweet headline fail. We're happy when someone screws up, but when someone makes an inappropriate design fail in a newspaper or magazine, it just gives it that extra feeling of stupid that we get to savor like a warm bubble bath. For more news related stuff, here are some hot and wild headlines from the land of Florida Man.
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Twitter User @LawrWard, dove down a bit of a hilarious rabbit's hole when he imagined, in detail, what a scenario involving cats taking over Scotland and the U.K. would look like. Suffice to say, people loved the creative silliness, and it went viral. I guess at this point, all we can do is hail our cat overlords.
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Amazing. We have no idea what's going through the head of someone who gets upset at a company for not having emergency fridge repair during a category 5 hurricane, but we'd love to find out. The threat of Hurricane Dorian brought out more noble feelings in people, like this woman who took in 97 stray dogs to keep them safe from the storm.
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There you have it folks, peak vegan entitlement has been reached. It smells a lot like a nice steak grilling up next door. Apparently, Cilla Carden, a vegan woman in Australia sued her neighbors because she could smell them cooking meats and fish next door.
I wonder how many times she showed up red-faced, angrily knocking on their door, and frantically asking them to stop cooking their food before she took this to court? Maybe a few, half dozen, or not at all? Did she just go from 0 to 100 right away?
Carden's made a claim that her neighbors are grilling meats and fish in their own backyards to piss her off on purpose. I mean, can you even argue with that level of delusion?
The case ended up making it all the way to Western Australia's Supreme Court, where it was dismissed in favor of the neighbors, in July. The court asked for the neighbors to please direct their energy toward the resolution of their differences as best as they can. So basically, pull it together, and move on.
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Dodgers Pitcher Dustin May, took a brutal line drive to the face during a game against the D-Backs. We hope he's in the process of a speedy recovery!
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Every scar has a story behind it. Luckily for us, people often get injured while doing stupid things, and stories of human error make for good comedy eventually. Honestly, there are so many stories from people who injure themselves in a stupid way. Whether it's from jamming your hands into a toaster oven or getting surprised by a bee, there's no end to stories behind people's scars.
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These lying liar faces were called out for their shitty attempts to spread dishonesty into the world. The internet is already confusing enough without tons of people trying to further their own agendas by telling lies left and right. Thankfully there's a fair amount of truth-defending champions around, ready to reverse image search the crap out of any liars that are trying to weave their web of deceit.
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When these sexist morons went ahead and claimed that this beautiful sculpture of a woman ("The Forgotten Melody") stood as an epitome of Western Male Art; they were swiftly fact checked. Turns out the sculpture was in fact created and painted by, Luo Li Rong. Sucks to suck, Ivan.
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The lesson was supposed to be "things aren't always as they seem" but based on the results, it seems like this class might be a waste of time. We've had "mindblowing" ideas like this in the past, but almost no one does them, because if they don't go perfectly, as this professor demonstrates, it becomes very awkward.
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This dad was trying to show his son an anti-drug campaign video from the 90s, and it backfired terribly. Specifically, his younger daughter overheard the campaign, and ended up thinking that "eggs" were a suitable synonym for "drugs." So, she heads into school and the next thing you know she's telling the teacher that she had drugs for breakfast!
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Jon, The FedEx Guy lived quite the adventurous life. Imgur User elry09, documented his travels and the rollercoaster that was his time on this mad little planet we call our own at, DragonCon. Your legacy will live on into eternity, Jon. Great work, buddy.
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As far as delusional, entitled choosing beggars go, this mom just outdid herself. She argues that some free ice cream and a "day of fun" should count as payment for the babysitter. Um, that's not gonna work out, Mom.
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