Aussies are connecting deeply with this very culturally accurate, Australian Gothic Tumblr thread. Apparently it's just about the Aussiest thing ever.
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Friday, August 30, 2019
Flat Earther Tears Up What He Deems "Science Propaganda Book" In The Middle of Store
With commentary from SciManDan, we're taken through an amazing journey as a flat earther rips up a children's science book that he deems to be round earth propaganda in a Target. He buys the book anyway, so while he seems content with his incredibly limited world view, what he truly fears is the wrath of a Target manager watching him destroy product. Just kinda makes you sad.
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Artist Refuses To Give A Birthday Discount, Says It's Their Birthday Too, Proposes Extra Charge
This choosing beggar expected a nice 50% off birthday discount. She was hoping to get the $20 purse half off, and the artist had other plans. Specifically, they clapped back with adding the discount back on, so that the item was at its original price. And you know why? Cause it was "their birthday" too! A job well done, if we do say so ourselves.
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Things That Make People Say, "I Hate People" (31 Replies)
Someone on AskReddit asked people to share the things that make them just go, "man I f**king hate people." Some people are worse and more inconsiderate than others. Some people really shouldn't be on the road. Some people really need to stop sending passive aggressive emails. The list goes on.
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Innocent Tumblr Post About Coconuts Turns Scary With Coconut Crabs
An innocent Tumblr post about how hungry someone must've been when they discovered that coconuts were indeed edible, took a wild turn when someone pointed out how horrid and monstrous looking "coconut crabs" are. Some things are better left unseen. Nature can be a scary bitch sometimes.
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Landlord Uses Bible To Justify Raising The Rent, Tenant Misses The Joke
In all fairness, if you found yourself caught up in a scenario where your landlord was potentially trying to raise the rent with the bible as justification...you'd be a little peeved too. Fortunately, the landlord was in fact agnostic, and just messing around with a friend who was "way too easy to rile up." He got her good.
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Client Refuses to Pay Web Designer, So He Edits The Guy's Site to Advertise His Competitors
I guess if you want to not pay someone for their work, it's a pretty bad idea to start off your plan by handing over the keys to your site. Karma hit hard here. It's generally a better policy not to lie and steal, especially from people who have a plan to strike back. Kinda like the time this guy got stiffed so he grouted a bathroom with sugar.
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Request For A Curtain Made Of Worms Spirals Out Of Control
This is curtainly one of the most bizarre and amazing things we've seen in a while. Leave it to the good old world of Tumblr to churn up some unexpected gold.
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Vegan Accuses Non-Vegan Of Cultural Appropriation For Eating Tofu
As far as angry vegan entitlement goes, this ranks right up at the top. The vegan in this scenario has the audacity to call out a "non-vegan" who appreciates the taste of tofu compared to meats, for cultural appropriation. Are you kidding me. Good on the non-vegan for clapping right back with some well-deserved spice.
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Loopholes That Sneaky People Are Currently Exploiting
Someone on AskReddit asked people to share the loopholes that they're currently exploiting. From using the vending machine to make change, to adopting a stubborn philosophy centered on the ideal that you're (potentially) getting paid to be "present" but not productive; people can get away with some sneaky shit. It's all about finding the loophole that works for you.
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Thursday, August 29, 2019
Fake Service Dogs Called Out For Creating Real Problems For People That Have Disabilities
This Tumblr post aims to call out the people that are misusing "service dogs" and ultimately complicating, and making very real problems for the people with disabilities that rely on them. You can't just buy your dog a vest online and call it a "service dog." But apparently common sense will always be lost on people.
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Pokémon Company Awards Kid A Cheap Plastic Trophy That Breaks The Instant After He Receives It
59 Times James Fridman Photoshop Trolled People's Requests On Social Media
James Fridman is the king of photoshop trolling. Let's hope that James Fridman never has to fulfill wishes for people as a genie!
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Attempted Armed Robbery Busted By Cops
This guy had robbed 7 stores before this, and decided to test his luck again with an 8th miserably failed robbery attempt. Queue up the cops, justice, high fives, and laughs. Not this time, buddy!
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Jerry Seinfeld Repeatedly Turns Down Hug From Kesha
Jerry Seinfeld was having none of Kesha's requests for a hug. A solid reminder to always ask someone before you try to give them a hug!
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Rob Lowe Trolling His Sons On Instagram (19 Images)
Rob Lowe's sons apparently love to express their love by trolling him endlessly on Instagram. They've seemingly made it their duty, and they're doing a hell of a job at it.
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Relatable and Dumb Times People "Invented" Things That Already Exist
It's probably happened to you too. You were thinking to yourself something along the lines of, "what if they made like, a bicycle, but that you didn't have to pedal. Maybe powered by some sort of engine. Like some kind of motor..cycle. Oh I'm a moron." If you're interested in ideas you probably haven't thought of, here are some actually original ideas and inventions.
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Rage Quitters Share What Their Last Straws Were At Work
Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share what the last straws were for them at work before they rage quit their jobs. The resulting insights are filled to the brim with frustration and people just plain old getting to the end of their tolerance for BS. On a totally different note, you could strike gold, and end up like this guy who got hired, was never told what to do, and managed to stay on for months.
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Abusive Customer Refuses To Pay Deposit and Demands to Speak To Owner On Bereavement Leave, Gets Slammed
This business owner has a history of taking absolutely no shit as well as having an incredible mouth on em. Basically the perfect combo to stop any rude and annoying customer in their tracks. Seriously, check out what this guy said to a private school when he upgraded their charity before them. Total Legend.
It starts off with an interaction between the customer and the admin manager, then after enough annoyance, Chelsea brings in the big guns.
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Guy Asks For Sexy Foot Pics From Girl In His Old Marching Band, She Overdelivers
He just wanted to find his sole mate. This girl was contacted by a guy from her old college marching band. He was asking for sexy foot pictures. That alone is enough to turn some heads, but add in the fact that they hadn't spoken in 7 years, and you've got a cringeworthy masterpiece on your hands. She decides to put it to a poll, and after the internet speaks in favor of the photoshoot, she absolutely overdelivers!
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Speech Pathologist Has Incredible Chance Encounter with Nonverbal Autistic 10-year Old on Plane
Rachel R. Romero is a developmental neuroscientist and speech-language pathologist who just happened to sit next to a kid with nonverbal autism on a plane. After the father warned her about his son's behavior, her job training kicked into gear and she ended up doing some communication exercises. Pretty cool and interesting chance encounter. If you want some more feel-good stuff, here are some wholesome memes to give your day a healthy pep talk.
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EMT Responding To Emergency Gets Mad At Driver On The Shoulder
The San Bernadino County Fire Ambulance pulling through with a very important message for people on the road.
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25 Delicious Looking Things That Aren't Food
We've all had moments where we've seen a colorful marble or eraser and thought "man that looks just like delicious candy." The world is full of delectable looking things that look like food but totally aren't. And while we're not gonna actually start eating zip ties and paint, it's at least a fun exercise to see all the forbidden foods out there.
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Beekeeper Tired Of Bears Stealing His Honey Turns Them Into Taste Testers
Bears are all about that honey, man. They've got a "can't stop, won't stop" approach to retrieving the sweet goodness at all costs. Beekeeper Ibrahim Sedef was at the end of his rope with bears stealing his precious honey. So, he decided to turn the bears into honey taste testers. With such a notorious reputation for being honey fiends, they'd naturally be able to offer up a valuable insight into which kinds of honey ranked superior over others. You can find more info about the honey taste testing bears and Ibrahim Sedef over here.
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Guy Asks For Advice With His Egg-Obsessed Girlfriend
Apparently this guy's relationship is being damaged by his girlfriend's obsession with eggs. The man is in ruins. Sounds like he's living a life of walking around on eggshells. Yeah, you bet the wordplay came out in full force on this rather ridiculous "relationship advice" moment.
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27 Reasons That Go To Show Kids Are Dumb Little Idiots
Let's cut to the chase, kids are dumbas hell. We see it in them, and we even see it in ourselves when we were younger. We all have a memory of some time we accidentally followed a stranger around the store thinking it was a parent, or used to think poop was stored in butt cheeks, etc. Anyway, children do stupid things, and it feels good to know you're an adult who has made somewhat of an improvement since your own childhood.
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Woman Tries To Hide Email Receipt For Some Fancy Underwear, Discovers Incoming Engagement Ring
This woman's intentions were nothing but romantically pure when she set out to buy some fancy underwear for her partner, and in the process discovered evidence of an incoming engagement ring, when she was trying to hide her own evidence. While it's a bit of a bummer on the surprise front, it's still sweet and full of love. A good old wholesome TIFU for a change.
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Guy Gets Hired at Store, Never Told to do Anything, Stays On for Months
This is surreal and the fact that this guy did what he did for this long before just walking away has sort of an air of triumph to it. First jobs can be really confusing, so when you're a dumb teenager who has no idea how jobs actually work, and are then given zero direction from an awful manager, you can get down some weird rabbit holes.
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