Thursday, August 29, 2019

Rob Lowe Trolling His Sons On Instagram (19 Images)


Rob Lowe's sons love to troll him on Instagram over his pictures and captions.

Rob Lowe's sons apparently love to express their love by trolling him endlessly on Instagram. They've seemingly made it their duty, and they're doing a hell of a job at it. 

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Relatable and Dumb Times People "Invented" Things That Already Exist


Stories of times people thought of inventions that already exist.

It's probably happened to you too. You were thinking to yourself something along the lines of, "what if they made like, a bicycle, but that you didn't have to pedal. Maybe powered by some sort of engine. Like some kind of motor..cycle. Oh I'm a moron." If you're interested in ideas you probably haven't thought of, here are some actually original ideas and inventions.

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Rage Quitters Share What Their Last Straws Were At Work


Redditors share what the last straw was for them at work before they rage quit their jobs.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share what the last straws were for them at work before they rage quit their jobs. The resulting insights are filled to the brim with frustration and people just plain old getting to the end of their tolerance for BS. On a totally different note, you could strike gold, and end up like this guy who got hired, was never told what to do, and managed to stay on for months. 

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Abusive Customer Refuses To Pay Deposit and Demands to Speak To Owner On Bereavement Leave, Gets Slammed


Rude customer abuses admin assistant, so the owner steps in.

This business owner has a history of taking absolutely no shit as well as having an incredible mouth on em. Basically the perfect combo to stop any rude and annoying customer in their tracks. Seriously, check out what this guy said to a private school when he upgraded their charity before them. Total Legend.

It starts off with an interaction between the customer and the admin manager, then after enough annoyance, Chelsea brings in the big guns.

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Guy Asks For Sexy Foot Pics From Girl In His Old Marching Band, She Overdelivers


Guy from girl's old marching band offers to pay her for sexy pics, and she overdelivers with ridiculous images.

He just wanted to find his sole mate. This girl was contacted by a guy from her old college marching band. He was asking for sexy foot pictures. That alone is enough to turn some heads, but add in the fact that they hadn't spoken in 7 years, and you've got a cringeworthy masterpiece on your hands. She decides to put it to a poll, and after the internet speaks in favor of the photoshoot, she absolutely overdelivers! 

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Speech Pathologist Has Incredible Chance Encounter with Nonverbal Autistic 10-year Old on Plane


Speech Pathologist sits on a plane next to a father and his autistic son. He warns her, but she is prepared and it's her job to work with this exact kind of case.

Rachel R. Romero is a developmental neuroscientist and speech-language pathologist who just happened to sit next to a kid with nonverbal autism on a plane. After the father warned her about his son's behavior, her job training kicked into gear and she ended up doing some communication exercises. Pretty cool and interesting chance encounter. If you want some more feel-good stuff, here are some wholesome memes to give your day a healthy pep talk.

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EMT Responding To Emergency Gets Mad At Driver On The Shoulder


The San Bernadino County Fire Ambulance pulling through with a very important message for people on the road. 

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25 Delicious Looking Things That Aren't Food


Objects that look like food but aren't.

We've all had moments where we've seen a colorful marble or eraser and thought "man that looks just like delicious candy." The world is full of delectable looking things that look like food but totally aren't. And while we're not gonna actually start eating zip ties and paint, it's at least a fun exercise to see all the forbidden foods out there.

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Beekeeper Tired Of Bears Stealing His Honey Turns Them Into Taste Testers


Beekeeper tired of bears always stealing his honey turns them into taste testers.

Bears are all about that honey, man. They've got a "can't stop, won't stop" approach to retrieving the sweet goodness at all costs. Beekeeper Ibrahim Sedef was at the end of his rope with bears stealing his precious honey. So, he decided to turn the bears into honey taste testers. With such a notorious reputation for being honey fiends, they'd naturally be able to offer up a valuable insight into which kinds of honey ranked superior over others. You can find more info about the honey taste testing bears and Ibrahim Sedef over here.

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Guy Asks For Advice With His Egg-Obsessed Girlfriend


Redditor asks for advice with his egg-obsessed girlfriend.

Apparently this guy's relationship is being damaged by his girlfriend's obsession with eggs. The man is in ruins. Sounds like he's living a life of walking around on eggshells. Yeah, you bet the wordplay came out in full force on this rather ridiculous "relationship advice" moment. 

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27 Reasons That Go To Show Kids Are Dumb Little Idiots


Kids failing, making mistakes, and stories of mistakes people made when they were children.

Let's cut to the chase, kids are dumbas hell. We see it in them, and we even see it in ourselves when we were younger. We all have a memory of some time we accidentally followed a stranger around the store thinking it was a parent, or used to think poop was stored in butt cheeks, etc. Anyway, children do stupid things, and it feels good to know you're an adult who has made somewhat of an improvement since your own childhood.

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Woman Tries To Hide Email Receipt For Some Fancy Underwear, Discovers Incoming Engagement Ring


Woman tries to hide the email receipt for fancy underwear, ends up discovering evidence of an incoming engagement ring.

This woman's intentions were nothing but romantically pure when she set out to buy some fancy underwear for her partner, and in the process discovered evidence of an incoming engagement ring, when she was trying to hide her own evidence. While it's a bit of a bummer on the surprise front, it's still sweet and full of love. A good old wholesome TIFU for a change. 

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Guy Gets Hired at Store, Never Told to do Anything, Stays On for Months


Guy tells story of how when he was a teenager he was hired at a retail store. No one told him to do anything so he occupied his time, then got bored and left.

This is surreal and the fact that this guy did what he did for this long before just walking away has sort of an air of triumph to it. First jobs can be really confusing, so when you're a dumb teenager who has no idea how jobs actually work, and are then given zero direction from an awful manager, you can get down some weird rabbit holes.

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Wednesday, August 28, 2019

Choosing Beggar Hungry For Free Money Won't Accept The Free Groceries They "Need"


Choosing beggar desperately begs for free money to buy groceries and then won't accept free groceries offer when they actually receive it.

Hey "hun" it doesn't sound like that money's going toward groceries for your kids--at all. This choosing beggar is a walking red flag. They go on about how badly they need money to buy themselves "woman products" and food for their kids, and then proceed to turn down the very generous offer of free groceries, cause they "want to do it themselves." Sounds like they don't want anyone around when they likely go to give that money to a dealer. 

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Influencer Chick Denies Staging A Motorcycle Accident To Promote Bottled Water


Instagram influencer denies accusations that she staged a motorcycle accident to promote bottled water.

Tiffany Mitchell's an influencer/lifestyle blogger based out of Nashville, Tennessee. In a ridiculous series of images that have since been deleted, Mitchell's photographed at the scene of her utterly devastating "accident." 

She's pictured next to a water bottle with the logo facing the camera in suspiciously high focus, and a man that could be a model. To make matters more unbelievable she's not showing any scratches in sight. As far as social media morons failing hard this is definitely a contender for one of the most mindless and insensitive things we've seen in a while. 

That being said Mitchell has told Buzzfeed that she'd never stage a traumatic accident to turn it into a brand campaign. 

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Family Replaces Neighbor's Gardens With Weeds After She Hammers Long Nails Into Their Fence


Family takes revenge on their terrible neighbor who drives long and dangerous nails into their fence.

We've got a good old-fashioned tale of revenge meets neighbor wars here, folks. It sounds like the savagely named, "Megab*tch" neighbor was crossing all kinds of literal lines, when she went ahead and hammered long and dangerous nails into the family's fence. Apparently the motivation behind this was so that she could hang some potted plants. Her mean and blindly selfish attitude certainly didn't help things. 

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Cursed Images From Our Dystopian Reality (15 Images)


A collection of cursed images that expose our dystopian reality for being super creepy and weird.

We're back at it again with more fresh cursed images pulled from our dystopian reality. As long as there's strange and unexplainable and outright stomach-turning shit to stare at online, there will be cursed images. There's just something unavoidable fascinating about those eerie images that give off strong ominous vibes. 

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14-Year-Old's Drum Cover of Slipknot's 'Unsainted' is Metal AF


It amazes and scares us whenever we see a video of someone this young crushing it on the drums. Maren Alford is a young musician who already has more musical skill than most of us can hope to have. So here's her cover off the recent Slipknot album. So anyway, if you wanted to feel bad about your own life prospects, then check this out.

Kinda reminds us of how we felt when we saw this overqualified drummer who's clearly at the wrong gig.

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New Hire Wonders If They're Wrong For Giving Coworkers Ludicrous Reasons for Their Missing Fingers


Person with three missing fingers gets annoyed by coworkers constantly asking how they lost them, so they make up crazy reasons.

The short answer is no it's the coworkers who are wrong, and also this person's joke reasons are hilarious. Since people can't be grownups and find themselves absolutely shocked when they meet someone with a missing foot or something, the world is chock full of disabled people having "C'mon man" moments.

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Incompetent "Karen The CFO" Uses Calculator That Doesn't Follow Order Of Operations, Gets Fired By CEO


Incompetent Karen The CFO gets fired by her CEO after he realizes that she's been calculating company finances with a calculator that doesn't follow the order of operations.

This incompetent Karen should absolutely have not been the company's CFO. And the reason boils down to the fact that she was dismissing other people's opinions because she put more trust in her calculator that didn't properly calculate the order of operations. 

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Cringetastic Dude Tries Picking Up Paramedics With Terrible Pickup Line


Who the hell thinks this is the right way to do any of this? It's like his goal is to feel bad. Why ask both of them? Why keep pressing it? You can feel this one in your soul.

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17 Smart-tastic Brain Lords Whose Self-Importance Knows No Bounds


People online bragging about how smart they are.

The internet is brimming with self-important mind titans who think their intellect is all that and a bag of potato chips. You'll find them lurking in comment sections and on dating sites, just waiting to steer the conversation toward themselves in order to lie about their supposed IQs. Real great group. Anyway here's a whopping dollop of undeserved ego.

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Soccer Reporter Gets Soaked By Sprinkler, Handles It Like A Champion


Russian soccer reporter Evgeniy Evnevich, got absolutely drenched by a sprinkler, and had to keep the show going on. You've got to admire that composure. He refused to let the unexpected development get him down. 

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Nigerian Scammer Pretends To Be Guy's Grandma, So He Has Some Fun With Him


Nigerian scammer pretends to be a guy's grandmother, so he has some fun with them.

When this Nigerian scammer contacted this guy pretending to be his grandmother, he decided it was high time to troll the scammer and waste their time. You've got to love it. 

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Dude Gets Screwed By Mechanic, Takes It Up With Owner And Gets Results


Mechanic tries to charge guy for a mistake they made, he talks to owner, he makes it right and the GM gets fired.

It's pretty rare that people manage to solve stuff like this so gracefully. And what's really surprising is that the owner was on his side. He must have hated the manager already. Sometimes people stick up for themselves and get results, like this bicyclist who got hist by a jerk driver.

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Tinder Funnies Full Of Love, Immaturity, Disgust, And Shame


A collection of Tinder funnies that are full of love, hate, disgust, and immaturity.

We're back at it with more fresh Tinder funnies, fails, surprising victories, a whole lot of immaturity, and general shamelessness. As long as Tinder's around we'll have hopeless romantics trying out the worst and best of their cheesy pickup lines. The real kicker is when one of those actually falls through the cracks, defies expectations, and actually works. 

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Trashy Moments That Belong In The Dump (25 Images)


People doing selfish, trashy, greedy things and other antisocial behavior.

If you're like most people, you're reasonable, relatively calm and somewhat kind. Your first thought when seeing an emergency lane probably isn't "that looks like a great place to park" and when you see a full tip jar you probably don't think "this must be for me." That said, there are moments when some people act selfishly, and the resulting trashy moments are an incredible sight to behold.

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