Friday, August 16, 2019

25 Weird and Dumb Punishments People Received from Their Parents


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Parenting is difficult. Parents often don't know what they're doing, so they have to figure it out on the fly. We've all had that moment when your parents find out that you've learned a new swear word, and have to deal with the fallout. Some parents will make you put soap in your mouth. Others will send you to your room. Sometimes they just start swearing too, and that's pretty cool. Often parents try to get creative with their punishments. Some are incredibly effective. Some aren't. Other ones are super creepy and cause lasting psychological damage. Anyway, here are weird punishments.

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20 Honest Advertisements Telling The Truth About Their Products


If advertisements told the truth in 20 images.

These refreshing spins on traditional advertisements, show us what it'd look like if ads actually told the truth about why consumers want their product, or what they can expect from using said products. Sometimes you've had a rough go of it and you just want to eat your feelings away with a pint of Ben & Jerry's; or it's been a booze-soaked night of madness and you wound up at Waffle House at 2am cause you're drunk out of your mind. 

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15 Fun Pics of Zookeepers Imitating The Animals They Care For


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Zookeepers have strange and interesting jobs compared to what most of us do all day, so seeing them imitate animals makes us excited but also virulently jealous. Zookeepers at the Minnesota Zoo took photos of themselves as the animals they work with, and it makes us want to look for a job openings at the zoo. Our favorite is the millipede.

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Former Porn Actress Jenni Lee Found Living Homeless In Las Vegas Tunnels


This is just heartbreaking. The underground communities spread throughout Vegas are kind of mind blowing. In this case we see former top porn actress, Jenni Lee (Stephanie Saddora) living underground in tunnels in Las Vegas. 

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26 People Disclose What The "Black Market" Was In Their School


People on AskReddit disclose what the "black market" was in their school.

People are revealing what the "black market" was when they were in school. We've got stories as confusing as an actual "acorns black market", to the more criminal and sketchy black markets that apparently involved illicit substances. 

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20 Server Memes About the Trials and Tribulations of Working in the Service Industry


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It's always a good time for funny work memes to help you survive this cruel world. Anyone who's waited on a table of bastards who tip nothing has a need for some relatable server memes to help you remember that you're not alone. Hell, if you work retail then here are retail work memes. Whether another Karen is breathing down your neck for you not accepting an expired coupon to a different restaurant, or you've just finished your shift and it's your "Friday," get at them work memes.

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20 Tinder Users That Spread Love Or Naughty Banter Around The World


A collection of Tinder profiles that are winning and failing on the dating app.

Tinder is filled to the brim with failed attempts from hopeless romantics. People either seem to use the app to break out the pickup lines they'd never use in real life, or to actually find a meaningful connection. Tinder generally seems to serve as a magnet for immaturity, shamelessness, and naughty banter. But hey, that's also why we love it. 

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Florida Mom Accidentally Locks Her Baby Inside Of A Hot Car, Officer Breaks Window To Save The Day


This panicked mom named Christina Tufford, found herself in a race against the clock after realizing she'd accidentally locked her 10-month-old daughter, Maddie, in the car alongside the keys. The terrifying event took place in Florida, where that sweltering heat can pose a huge health risk, especially when you factor in being trapped inside of a hot car. Ten minutes into this drama, the car's air conditioner shut off, and then temperatures inside of the car really began to rise. 

Fortunately everything works out, and they're able to break open the window to get Maddie out in time. The one lingering question we have though, is how did this end up taking so long? 

Yikes!

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Guy Makes Insultingly Low Offer for Lawnmower So Dude Sends Him to Sears


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It's not uncommon in cases of choosing beggars to send an entitled buyer to pick something up, but in reality send them on en endless wild goose chase. This kind of trolling is typically reserved for the more abusive, entitled, and unobservant people who try to waste other people's time with tactless low-balling.

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Post Office Employee Gets Back At Lying Co-Worker By Quitting On His Honeymoon


Post office employee takes a satisfying revenge on his co-worker by putting in his two week notice for right when he'd planned on taking his honeymoon.

This post office employee's co-worker selfishly and lazily lied his way out of multiple morning shifts, to such an extent that he ended up costing him hard-earned time off. So, post office employee decides to put in his two week notice, and he times his exit for right when lazy lying co-worker "Bill" had planned to take his honeymoon. 

Karma sucks, Bill. 

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19 Shower Thoughts to Repeat at a Party and Pretend You're Profound


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The shower is the perfect place for your mind to wander down various rabbit holes. Something about it seems to lead people down strange avenues of thought. Often these thought exercises leave us with an interesting reflection on our own reality. Some may be profound. Most will be next to useless shower thoughts about how almost no one has ever made real eye contact with their own ass, or something.

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Thursday, August 15, 2019

Kind Customer Service Guy Solves Widow's Nightmare of a Bill


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For all the terribly inconvenient calls we've had with cable and internet providers, it's encouraging to see a person go the extra mile to effectively help someone who needs it. You hope your customer service rep is like this. Just kinda feels nice to see some interpersonal understanding, in a wholesome sort of way.

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Guy Gets Back At Loud Partying Neighbors By Locking Their Cars Up On His Property


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This neighbor boldly took things into his own hands when he found himself dealing with a crowd of unruly neighbors that refused to acknowledge his requests for them to respect his private property. He maintained a cool and calculated demeanor and wasn't phased by a cop who was in on the whole thing too! 

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Uber Driver Helps Woman Escape The Clutches Of A Creepy Nice Guy


Uber driver shows up to pick up woman in the middle of a bad date with a creepy nice guy, and pretends to be her boyfriend.

This Uber driver showed up and helped a troubled young woman in the middle of an unnerving date with the King of Creepy Nice Guys, out of a dicey situation. This would be a great marketing campaign for Uber. 

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Barbara Walters' Incredibly Creepy Response To Cory Feldman Admitting Rampant Pedophilia In Hollywood


"You're damaging an entire industry!"

A bit of a harrowing flashback to that time when Cory Feldman was in the middle of an ABC interview, admitting to rampant pedophilia in Hollywood, when Barbara Walters' unleashed one very creepy and inappropriate response to what Feldman was saying. 

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Groom Angry At Brother For Getting Tattooed Before His Wedding Cause It'll Distract People


Groom gets mad at brother for getting tattooed before his wedding because it will distract people.

It feels like the groom is being just a bit controlling in this situation involving getting mad at his brother for his tattoo; and the risk that it could be "distracting" at his wedding. 

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24 of Internet of Sh*t's Technological Fails That Make Reality Seem Like a Crappy Dystopia


Technology fails from twitter.

Would you like to pay for a subscription to drinking fountains? How about shoes that you have to charge? Internet of Shit highlights these disappointing marvels of technology and many more in what seems like a rapidly approaching dystopian future of awful products that simultaneously don't work and make life more inconvenient when they do work.

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20 Times Women Tried To Buy A Car/Item From A Sexist


Women on AskReddit share times they ended up buying a car/item from a seller who was sexist.

Someone on AskReddit asked women to share the times they went to buy a car/item from a sexist. There's just no excuse for these levels of ignorance. 

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Guy Reconnects With High School Friend to Use Dad's Recent Passing to Sell Health Supplements


Guy texts friend whose dad died so he can sell MLM health supplements.

This is pretty close to the definition of morally bankrupt. Don't fall for Multi-level Marketing (Pyramid) schemes and if someone tries to get you into one, just run away. This guy's approach to try to sell his old friend health products is about as ineffective as it is psychopathic.

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Angry Vegan Tells Non-Vegan That She Can't Eat Tofu Cause It's Appropriation


An angry vegan tells a non-vegan that she can't eat tofu because it's appropriation.

This angry vegan went ahead and told off a non-vegan that she can't eat tofu, because it's wrongful appropriation. With all due respect, this angry vegan brought it on themselves! 

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Tumblr Physicists Theorize About Curvature Of Middle Earth And Legolas' Scary Elf Eyes


Tumblr physicists theorize on Tumblr about the curvature of Middle Earth and why Legolas' eyes are so creepy.

Tumblr physicists took things a bit far when they theorized about the curvature of Middle Earth, and why Legolas' scary elf eyes are so haunting. Sometimes it's best to just accept the fantasy world as it comes. Now we can all await the day that Flat Earthers adopt the, "we're actually elves" theory. 

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Viral Video Appears To Show Conor McGregor Sucker Punch An Elderly Man Over Alleged Whiskey Dispute


A viral video released by TMZ, has surfaced that shows what appears to be Conor McGregor punching an elderly man at a bar, over an alleged dispute about a whiskey shot. 

Apparently McGregor was passing out cups to patrons at a bar called the Marble Arch in Dublin, in April, and encountered this guy who declined his drink offer. This rejection rubbed McGregor the wrong way, as you can see what looks like McGregor sucker punch the guy before being carried out. 

An official from Ireland's national police force released a statement to the MMA Junkie that reads: 

"Garda are investigating an assault incident that occurred at a public house in Drimnagh, Dublin 12, on 6/4/19 at approximately 2:30pm. Investigations ongoing in relation to this incident and no arrests have been made to date," the statement reads.

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17 Prodigious Slams and Clapbacks That Achieved Max Damage


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Who knew people were so passionate about which corner you put the sun in as a kid, but we're intrigued.  We're fans of clapbacks that blast peoples souls from their bodies, so here are some more from people who savagely responded to just about everything that crossed their paths.

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10 Delusional Liars That Spewed BS And Got Called Out Online


A collection of liars that got called out for telling lies on social media.

These lying liars tried to sell their load of BS to the online world, and proceeded to get called out for it! In an era dominated by people cultivating clout through getting away with many dramatized lies, it's nice to have some people around to defend the truth. 

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NBA 2K15 Has Some Of The Worst Voice Acting In Modern Gaming


It's clearly no easy task to get actual NBA players to lend their voices to your game. In this case it sounds like a combination of none of these guys having a chance to read over their scripts as well as the producers trying to get everything in one take. Holy crap these are bad.

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Runaway Brides Share Their Stories And What The "Final Straw" Was For Them


Runaway brides share their stories and what the last straw was for them in an AskReddit.

We're able to take a peek behind the curtain of some of the more intense wedding dramas to come out of the woodwork. Runaway brides are sharing their drama-packed stories in a recent AskReddit, and specifically what their last straw was that sent them running for the hills. It sounds like these runaway brides are far better off being removed from their toxic and unhealthy relationships. 

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22 Questionable Haircuts


A collection of people getting questionable haircuts.

It'll grow back eventually...

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20 Men That Took Naps During Their Shopping Adventures


Men that took naps while they were out shopping for themselves, or waiting on their partners.

These sleepy men were committed to seeing their shopping tasks through. Sometimes the shopping just gets to you, and you need to grab a quick snooze. And what better place than the comfortable, air-conditioned confines of a nice store with piles of plush clothing that serve as great makeshift pillows. 

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