Friday, July 26, 2019

15 Times Students Took A+ Senior Photos


people dressing up as famous characters to get their photos done

If picture day was a sport these students would be state champs! High quality work across the board here. Bravo, folks. 

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50 Comedy Gems From Twitter's Funniest Dad


funny tweets by dad about assembling a tv stand with wife

These might make you think twice about the prospect of ever having kids. 

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Lying Woman Called Out For Facebook Rant About Her Destroyed Toyota


woman sharing photos of a ruined car she got from a dealership

The dealership was ready to intervene on this idiotic BS. 

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19 Laughable Cheapskates Who Expected Handouts and Got Met with a Brick Wall


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The world is full of choosing beggars being extra unreasonable. When you run into one, all you can really do is stick to your guns and ride it out. Sometimes they not only have the nerve to inconvenience yourself for free, but they can also get really mean when they don't get what they want. It's frustrating, but man is it entertaining.

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21 Mental Slips That Drove Temporarily Oblivious People Insane


funny mental slip, not knowing a place's address but knowing how to get there

This one's inspired by an AskReddit thread that asks, "What is the human equivalent of Koalas can't recognize eucalyptus leaves unless they're on the tree." You might connect with more than one of these mental slips. 

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Guy Accidentally Sends Picture Of Engagement Ring To Girlfriend, Keeps Her From Opening It, Surprises Her Weeks Later


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This guy almost found himself confronting total disaster after accidentally sending a picture of his fiancĂ©'s engagement ring to her. Fortunately, he was able to throw her off the trail with some clever maneuvering, and actually pulled off the surprise weeks later. Congrats to the dude as well, cause it looks like she said yes! Love is alive and well in this post. 

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Thursday, July 25, 2019

Message Board Reveals The Messed Up Ways Landlords Take Advantage Of Renters


landlord facebook group with post from landlord who refuses to rent to single women

This message board's going viral on Twitter, cause it does a brutal job at showing all the messed up ways landlords/property managers prey upon renters. These might confirm your darker suspicions about shady landlords and their true motivations. 

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22 Times Tony Hawk Tweeted About People Not Recognizing Him


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The ongoing conundrum of Tony Hawk dealing with people and clueless fans out in public that swear they recognize him from somewhere, but fail to go the extra mile and connect the dots that he's Tony Hawk is a gift to the world. Thankfully, Tony Hawk makes fun of the situation on Twitter. His feed's evolved to be nothing short of a goldmine. 

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Women Share The Completely Irrational Stuff They've Done Under The Influence Of Hormones


Women share the most irrational things they've done under the influence of hormones in a viral Facebook thread.

Hormones are wild. Women are sharing the most irrational things they've done while under the influence of hormones. The resulting thread went viral. It's no wonder. People just kind of lose themselves (temporarily) while they're working through the ups and downs of hormones. 

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Influencers Are Taking Selfies At A Pretty Lake That's Actually A Toxic Waste Dump


Instagram influencers are ignoring health and safety concerns, and taking selfies at a pretty blue Siberian lake that's actually a toxic waste dump.

Yes, that striking soul-piercing blue lake in Siberia that Instagram influencers are migrating towards in the chase for the next great selfie, is actually a toxic waste dump. The company that uses the lake to dump waste for the Heating and Electric Station No. 5 was forced to release a statement amidst the aggressive, mindless stupidity. The statement reads at one point, "you can not swim in the ash dump." 

Buzzfeed even reports that one dedicated influencer described the water as "warm and tastes sweet-ish." You can't make this level of stupid up. It's as if it walked off the script of a post apocalyptic movie itself. 

Are these the end times? A bunch of influencers blinded by their own lust for social media viral fame that they disregard viable statements from concerned officials; and proceed to swim around in toxic waste dumps? We sincerely hope that everyone ends up being alright. 

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Millennial Couple Breaks Up Cause Boyfriend Got Caught Facetiming His Side Chick


A couple gets live tweeted by their neighbor as they dramatically breakup cause the boyfriend got caught facetiming his side chick on the toilet.

The world's most millennial breakup of all time. At least that's what people are calling this unfortunate, hysterical, and ridiculously dramatic parting of ways between a boyfriend and girlfriend that clearly need to get their collective sh*t together. 

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Subway Employee Teaches Vegan Customer That Mayonnaise Is Not Vegan


A Subway employee tells a Vegan who orders a "Veggie Delight" that mayonnaise is in fact not vegan.

As far as customer service stories go, this is some comedy gold. Our friendly and knowledgable Subway employee found himself making a "Veggie Delight" sandwich for a vegan customer who didn't realize that mayonnaise was NOT vegan, because it has eggs in it. Sometimes the truth hurts, and it sounds like it was a bit of a bummer for this vegan. I mean hey, knowledge is power. You live and you learn. 

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Ignorant Ableist Demands A Refund When She Learns The Artist Has Autism


A choosing beggar ableist demands a refund from the artist when she learns that the artist has autism.

In terms of choosing beggars this ableist takes the cake for being a terrible display of a human being. Upon learning that the artist has autism, the choosing beggar angrily demands a refund on the grounds that the artist has autism. You've got to be kidding me! 

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Bison Throws Girl into the Air at Yellowstone National Park


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She's alright, and already out of the hospital. Apparently the group had been standing within 10 feet of the animal for about 20 minutes, which is advised against. This mostly serves as a reminder to not get really close to bison. They are huge and will mess you up. Here's another guy who challenged a bison at Yellowstone if you need more evidence to not mess with bison. Twitter responded with a lot of comments about how it's weird her parents just ran out of the way leaving her to get tossed.

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Woman Asks If She's A Jerk For Reporting Worker For "Ratting Her Out" To Her Husband


woman asking reddit if she's in the wrong for reporting a person who called her a cheater

It sounds like this grocery store cart collector was taking the initiative to get real invasive on the job. The internet seems to agree that the woman in this case was anything but an asshole! 

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Sketchy Sting Operation On Uber Drivers Gets Disrupted


We even get to see Undercover Karen in action! This is ridiculous. That Uber driver dipped out with impressive response time. 

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18 Clumsy People Share Their Klutziest Moments


instances of being clumsy like spraining an ankle for no reason and dreaming about missing steps

Sometimes you lose all control, and fall into one bone-rattling (hopefully not shattering) accident that the rest of the world calls a fail. And that's where we come in. We live for those clumsy moments of awkwardness freed to run amok. 

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Obnoxious Mom Demands Woman Change Her Dog's Name Because It's the Same as Her New Baby


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We've seen some incredibly entitled moms, but the level of pettiness here is commendable. This dog owner got a text out of the blue because a friend of a friend heard her dog has a name she wants to use for her new baby. Common sense would dictate that you could just name the baby anyway, but demanding to "un-name" a stranger's dog is laughable. Besides, the dog had the name first.

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Cop Jokes Stoned Dude Would Be a Good Meme on Reddit, Guy Ends up on Reddit


This clip from Live PD features a cop questioning a dude who was clearly hot boxing his car. The cop goes on to say he'd make a good meme and that if he had a camera he'd be on the front page of reddit. Lo and behold, they're literally being filmed, and within hours of this video being uploaded to Youtube, it found its way to the front page of r/videos. Sometimes things just work out like that.

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22 Twitter Users Share Their Biggest Beach Fails


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Twitter users are sharing their biggest beach fails in a viral Twitter thread with Jimmy Fallon. These might end up making you feel a whole lot better about yourself. 

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23 Military Members Share Things They Wish They Knew Before Joining


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Military members are sharing some hard-earned advice about the things they wish they've have known before joining the military. If you're on the fence about joining the military yourself, you might stand to benefit from these nuggets of wisdom. 

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Student Receives Huge Pencil As Gift And Saves It For The Day Another Classmate Needs It


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The moral of the story here is that they always take the pencil. When in the tough and stressful land of academia, you can't afford to move forward without a pencil. All pencil sizes matter. 

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Wednesday, July 24, 2019

35 Employees Share The BS They're Dealing With At Work Right Now


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AskReddit users are sharing what kinds of BS they're currently dealing with at work, and you can just feel the frustration in these posts. Nothing like having a boss who doesn't understand time, or one that skims over those days you requested off, and makes you come in anyways. Oh, and shoutout to anyone dealing with a co-worker that cuts their nails at work. What kind of madness is that? Just a little hard to focus with that kind of personal hygiene maintenance going on in the background. 

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Guy Asks Girl On Tinder To Send Him Nudes By Writing A Sonnet


A guy writes a sonnet for a girl on Tinder, and asks her for nudes using the first letter of each line of the sonnet.

This guy is the Tinder world's modern day Shakespeare. We're used to seeing all kinds of shameless immaturity and mindless, cheesy pickup lines on Tinder. This is special, something different really. He worked with the words to craft up a clever sonnet that just had to have helped the cause for his Tinder match considering a second date. We can't imagine there wasn't anything less than serious consideration. 

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Yelper Cries "Racism" And Then Gets Called Out By Business Owner


Customer complains about business owner being "racist" but then gets called out for lying.

This business owner handled a whiny, lying Yelper in glorious fashion. They tried to complain about the business being "racist" and got dealt with real quick. You've got to love that ending when he goes, "if I could give you a rating you'd earn zero stars." 

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Determined Bro Holding Girl On His Shoulders Gets An Inspirational Remix


Hang tough. It's worth it, bro. She's cute. You got this. 

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Bridezilla Fat Shames Her Cousin After She Turns Down Her Bridesmaid Offer


Bridezilla's cousin turns down her offer to fill in as a bridesmaid at her wedding.

Wedding season's in full bloom and bridezillas are getting wild. Wedding dramas are breaking out left and right. The internet almost can't keep up with all of the melodrama. In this particular situation of a bridezilla doing her worst, we see a series of text exchanges between said bridezilla and her cousin end in some straight up ignorant fat shaming. 

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