Wednesday, July 24, 2019

Cops Shut Down Frat Party So Insane That The Indoor Air Read A .01 On Breathalzyer


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Let's never forget the time that a frat party at American University in Maryland got shut down for being absolutely insane, with an alleged indoor air that gave off a reading of .01 on the breathalyzer. You've gotta be kidding me. 

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25 Stupid and Amazing Off Brands That We'd Honestly Like to Try


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Everyone's trying to make a quick buck and we don't blame em for getting as close as they can with bootleg products without getting arrested for violating some kind of copyright or trademark law. It's basically like a fun game to see what kind of bootleg Pringles people can come up with at this point. Prangles, prongles, you name it.

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Guy's Imaginative Review For "The Hitachi Magic Wand" Ends In Wife Leaving Him For Another Woman


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These are the kind of reviews that we live for. We're pretty certain this guy pulled this story out of thin air. He absolutely gets bonus points for the creativity and lovable stupidity though. 

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27 Divorce Lawyers Share The Most Screwed They've Ever Seen Someone


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A recent AskReddit thread has divorce lawyers, people that know divorce lawyers, and other people that have had their time in the court of law, sharing the most screwed they've ever seen someone in court. The stupidity runs strong in these cases of criminally dumb criminals. That and a little bit of heartlessness. 

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Woman Accused of Animal Abuse Because Someone Used Her Images in Awful Blog


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It's good when liars get called out for their BS, but things can spiral out of control when no one checks the facts. In this case, this woman's posts were stole from her social media and put in a completely different and sinister context. No doubt, it would be a complete nightmare to be framed for animal abuse and have everyone just go with it without investigating if you're actually a criminal. 

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Employee Gets Petty Revenge on Entitled Customer by Strategically Emptying Fryers


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Customers can suck, and it's rare for anyone in service or retail tolive their dream of getting revenge. You wouldn't think people would get this upset over french fries, but this kind of crap happens every day. Also, that's incredibly bold on the part of this woman to go so far to make fries an impossibility. That's a real power move.

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Off Duty Cop Intervenes After Overhearing A Man Threaten His Date At A Crowded Restaurant


An off duty cop intervenes after overhearing a man threaten his date at a crowded restaurant.

This off duty cop intervened like a true hero when he overheard a full-fledged douche mistreating his date. At one point it sounds like he heard him threaten the poor, terrified lady by telling her he knew where she lived cause he picked her up. The cop proceeded to handle the situation like a professional, and get the guy's information. After the date from hell dipped, the cop invited the shaken woman to sit down and finish her meal with his family. 

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9 RPG Meals In Real Life


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Lizardfolk are surprisingly fancy! Can't beat those roasted bog bugs on a stick. 

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19 Funny Signs Bringing Laughs From Around The World


funny sign about the biology of humans and cucumbers

Funny signs are one of our favorite past times. They go above and beyond to keep those traveling the roads entertained. These are a nice mix of clever, dark-humored, and brig plenty of wordplay. 

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Tuesday, July 23, 2019

Site Runs Article About How Hipsters Look Alike, Man Mistakenly Complains to Them for Using His Image


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Editor Gideon Lichfield offered a wonderfully ironic complaint in regards to an article about the conformity of nonconformists. We couldn't have asked for some more solid irony. Are hipsters even still a thing? It's been like forever.

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12 Sassy Tweets From The Last Blockbuster That (Thankfully) Won't Quit


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The Last Blockbuster is a comedy goldmine on Twitter. Their tweets are equal parts spicy and dark-humored. If anything, they're here to offer us a glimpse into an era long since passed. Their tweets serve to spotlight just how much things have changed in this crazy, fast developing world. 

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Brash Man Called Out For Claiming Powerful Sculpture Of A Woman Is From Men


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It's International Women's Day, and we're not surprised this post has been making the rounds on Imgur today. Ivan might want to fact check himself next time he shits out a ridiculous, presumptuous tweet about where a work of art came from. This is called "ignorance." 

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Cat Barks Like A Dog Until Busted, Then Goes Back To Cat Mode


As soon as the cat gets caught, it's all like, "oh I mean, meow." 

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Tagged: dogs , pets , ridiculous , Cats , funny , weird , animals

12 Twitter Users Share Their Silliest AIM Usernames From Back In The Day


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Kacey Musgraves inspired fans to step forward on Twitter and share their AIM usernames from back in the day. You can learn a lot about someone's decorated past by what their AIM username ends up being. 

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Cyclist Runs Stop Sign And Pitches A Fit After Getting Hit


Those wild things called stop signs, turns out they're actually for cyclists too. Get a load of that battle cry there too. This one's just a disaster from the start. We hope everything worked out and that everyone here is okay-- the car and the cyclist. 

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18 Relatable Memes Capturing The World Of Working Retail


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If you've ever struggled through working customer service, then you have a solid grasp on how unbelievably frustrating it can be to deal with an onslaught of unruly customers that just seem like they want to be mad at the world. These 18 relatable memes capture the world of working retail, in all of its unfortunate glory. 

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14 People Share Their Humorous Identical Twin Stories


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You may have heard funny stories about twins doing a switch, but it can go deeper than that. There are tons of stories to be had. Identical twins aren't all that rare. It's pretty likely that some went to your school. That or you yourself have a twin. If so, congrats on being the better twin.

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14 Disappointing Moments from Bad Days


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Try as hard as we might, misfortune often gets the best of people. Even if nothing exciting happens to you today, it's at least a decent reminder that most days don't go too bad. You probably didn't get blasted off of a ship with a water cannon today, and your car probably didn't flip over ironically.

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24 Men Of Reddit Share Myths About Men That Are 100% Untrue And Infuriate Them When Hearing It


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Men of Reddit are sharing those myths about men that are in fact 100% untrue, and don't fail to utterly infuriate them upon hearing them. You know, things like how all dudes aren't just craving sex all the time, but actually do crave salt sometimes too.

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Tagged: sexism , men , facts , askreddit , false , women

25 Dumb and Weird Design Fails by People Who Had One Job


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The world has its fair share of design fails. When people are involved in anything, things will go wrong. And since design is specifically a thing people do, there's a lot to go wrong. From stupid signs and dumb mistakes in products to crappy attempts at fixtures and doorways, every facet of life is at risk of failure.

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Tumblr Thread On The Art World's Most Hated Elitist Anish Kapoor And His Bean


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Buckle up for one wild ride. Long story short, it sounds like Anish Kapoor is one selfish and elitist jerk. The art world doesn't want him, and we're not surprised after reading this Tumblr thread about how he basically hoards pretty colors from the world for his own personal gain. Fortunately, there was someone named Stuart Semple who was ready to fight the good fight; and ultimately bring the cool and pretty colors back to the world. The way he goes about it is petty revenge at its finest. 

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Golf Course Employee Performs Pro Revenge On Golfer Jerk Who Throws Beer At Him


Golf employee takes a pro revenge on a drunk golfer who threw his half drank beer at him for telling them to stop drinking on the course.

It sounds like these golfers were lost in the sauce, and acting up in all kinds of ways. In this case, we've got a nice golf course ranger who was just trying to maintain some peace on the course. Unfortunately, one particular golfer didn't take too kindly to him telling them to stop drinking and stirring up a ruckus on the course. He handled the situation with a little pro revenge, and ended up getting them busted by a sheriff who was nearby. 

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Guy On Twitter Challenges Stereotype About Tech Billionaires' Empires Starting In Garages


Twitter user calls out billionaires and their garage stories for not being accurate about how they started out.

This guy's trying to challenge the stereotype about all these brilliant tech masterminds starting their global operations from within the confines of a stuffy garage. Instead, he asserts that some of these billionaires enjoyed the benefits of other factors like generational wealth, family investments, nepotism, etc. 

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Dude's Awful Boss Asks Him to Consider His Role, so He Does and Gets a Better Job


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A bad boss can make or break a whole company. Sometimes they can even make everyone quit at once. Here's a good reminder that even if you feel stuck at a crappy job, you can evaluate your skills and may realize that you totally don't have to put up with the BS that a bad boss sticks you with daily.

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Monday, July 22, 2019

Writer Tweets Hilarious Novelized Versions of Austin Powers Movies


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We're huge fans of the bizarre and creative parody work of Keaton Patti (see this hilarious Bot written Olive Garden Commercial script) and the Austin Powers movies hold a nostalgic, groovy place in our hearts. So we'd imagine a cross between the two would be a pretty fantastic thing. And boy, is it.

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Choosing Beggar Pulls The "Rude" Card After Being Rejected Free Services


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Choosing beggars never fail to leave us scratching our heads. Why bother asking what the price is for something when you're coming into the situation with a nice whopping $0 in your mind? In this case, I guess they reached so far as to offer shelling out for the postage fee. My god! How gracious. But seriously, what compels these choosing beggars to do the things they do. And then without fail they'll play the victim and call the seller who's just trying to make money off their skills, "rude." What a nightmare. 

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Gamer Speedruns Through "GoldenEye 007" By Using A Piano As A Controller


Did you know it was possible to play video games using musical instruments? Like not Guitar Hero, but games like James Bond. Yeah, I had no idea. This is amazing. Gamer Jackson Parodi manages to speedrun "GoldenEye 007" using a piano as a controller, and it's a sight to behold. 

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