The security guard went as far as to pull his gun on a freakin' deputy sheriff. Then he went on to call the cops on the cops and carefully omitted the fact that the guy was literally in uniform. Hot damn.
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Monday, July 22, 2019
10 Liars Who Were Called Out For Spreading Stupid BS Into The World
The internet's seemingly always in full supply of people ready to spew a whole bunch of blatant BS. These morons were put on blast for trying to deceive other people online.
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Science Fiction Author Answers Every Possible Question About Using The Bathroom In Space
Turns out "potty talk" is way more fun when it's applied to space. Science Fiction/Fantasy Author Mary Robinette, managed to answer just about every possible question we could imagine when it comes to using the bathroom in space. If you've ever wondered what the smells are like up there far above the globe, or how it goes if you puke in space, you're in luck. This viral Twitter thread covers it all.
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27 Very Stupid Jokes That Are Literally Correct
Not everything has to be extremely clever in order to be funny. There's a time for well-thought out jokes, and there's a time for exceedingly dumb puns and grotesque observations. While these quips, memes and dad jokes may be stupid, they are technically correct.
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Twitter Thread About A Personal Trainer Who Posed As A Doctor For Years And Scammed Millions
Reporter Marshall Allen shared a recent viral Twitter thread about a story he covered that makes for one true emotional rollercoaster. This story involves a shady personal trainer/terrible dad who spent years posing as a doctor and billing the nation's top insurers, while scamming millions in the process. It's being referenced as a case study in how health insurers make it easy to scam millions off of people. All around a deeply unsettling story.
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Tagged: sketchy , twitter , doctor , crime , social media , ridiculous , dramatic , health insurance
27 Not Fun Facts That Are As Intriguing as they Are Scary And Disappointing
You may come out of this feeling smarter, but there's almost no chance that you'll fell better about the world. While we really enjoy messed up facts, we haven't been able to recover so quickly from having our worldview decimated so early in the day.
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Tumblr Thread About "Doing Good Recklessly" To Help People In Need
This Tumblr thread focuses on how big of an impact you can make upon someone else in the middle of a terrible financial struggle, if you but do some good recklessly. You never know how far $10 can go for a struggling parent, their kid, etc.
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Guy Asks If He Should Press Charges for Step Daughter Putting Him $60,000 in Debt
Holy crap, how do you even get in a situation like this? We've seen people want to disown their sister, but this is an even bigger piece of family drama. And what are you gonna do? Send your step-daughter to prison? Is that even the right thing to do? Defrauding your parents into debt is a terrible move, but how many lives do you wanna ruin here? All in all, this isn't a fun situation to be in.
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Hardcore Band Wants to Fight Photographer That Won't Work For Free
We've seen all kinds of hot tempered choosing beggars who get really upset when someone won't take their wet 3-dollar bill in exchange for a Playstation 4, but we rarely run across folks who are willing to fight in exchange for a photoshoot. Maybe these guys really are hardcore.
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15 Cursed Images Of Deeply Unsettling Proportions
The internet's in no short supply of cursed images to make you deeply uncomfortable, and generally shake in your bones. There's just something strange and infectious about scrolling through images that test your tolerance levels for stomaching the bizarre, the cursed, the cringeworthy. If you need a dose of something a bit lighter after looking at these, you might want to check out these blursed images. They're basically cursed images but funny.
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25 Times People Completely Missed the Point of Satire
There are more than a few satire websites out there, and there's a lot of softheaded nincompoops who believe it. Sometimes reading a joke headline can be confusing for a person who lacks critical thinking skills. Often they get angry because they don't understand what's going on. Sometimes, even more distressingly, they think that the headline is good news and share it with their friends. It's fun to laugh at their confusion, but eventually it just kind of gets sad.
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Sunday, July 21, 2019
Out Of Context Cartoons Are The Dark-Humored Gift That Keeps On Giving
While you look through these and get all kinds of uncomfortable amusement, just remember that someone had to draw each of these frames. Out of context cartoons truly are the strange and dirty gift that keeps on giving.
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Fart Humor Cause We're All Childish Devils Inside
No matter how old we get fart humor will always be there to entertain our inner childish selves. There's just something helplessly hilarious about ripping some bad smells, and the grossed out reactions that ensue.
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Triggered Christians Petition Netflix To Cancel Amazon Prime's "Good Omens"
Over 20,000 people have petitioned Netflix to cancel "Good Omens." The big and beautiful fail here though is that "Good Omens" is actually an Amazon Prime show. Ha! The Christian campaign called "Return to Order" is seemingly destined for nothing but one big whopping failure.
The petition has issues with the relationship between the show's angel and demon, as well as the God character being voiced by a woman. It references the show as being another step towards making Satanism "normal, light, and acceptable."
Neil Gaiman who began creating the series following the request of Terry Pratchett, has trolled the campaign to sweet perfection on Twitter.
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13 Tinder Fails From The Wasteland Of Silly And Immature Romantics
We've got some fresh Tinder fails for you. That dating app is a wasteland of red flags and fails, and people thinking that they're being way funnier than they actually are. If you're looking for more Tinder gold, we recommend checking out these 19 funny Tinder moments to get you through your loneliness.
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Dude Tells Story of Pranking Nine Inch Nails Tour Manager Until He Punched Holes in the Ceiling
Rob Sheridan used to be the art director for the Nine Inch Nails. Among the shenanigans and prankery that goes on during tours, he decided to get one over on their tour manager who took the thing waaaay too seriously. So seriously in fact that they never actually told the guy about it.
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21 AskReddit Replies To How People Got Revenge On Their Bullies
A recent AskReddit thread has people sharing the various revenges they took on their bullies. Some of them are of a physical lunchbox swinging nature, while others are nothing short of a masterful, strategic nuclear revenge-- yes, we're referencing the sick genius who got back at a nasty neighbor by planting mint, which has roots that run a long way.
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Man's Proposal Gets Ruined By A Car Crash Caused By A Naked Man Chasing A Dog
As far as botched proposal stories go, this one is in a league of its own. And it's really all there in the headline for you, guys. A romantic proposal ends up getting crashed by a naked dude chasing his dog around. I think there was a golden opportunity there to poke fun at the chaos of the situation, and just accept that this would be a story for the potential kids one day.
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Groom's Mom Crashes Wedding In A Wedding Dress (33 Tweets)
After Twitter User 's picture of her mother in law showing up to her wedding in a wedding dress of her own went viral, she went ahead and explained the background on how such a ridiculous moment happened. The forgiveness involved isn't surprised when you know the details behind the mother in law. Man, with wedding season in full bloom we're getting all kinds of wild wedding fails.
If you're looking for more juicy wedding content, we recommend checking out the recent story on a toxic bridezilla who wanted to boot the maid of honor because she gained baby weight.
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Graphic Novel Artist Puts Antagonistic Moron In Their Place For Not Fact Checking
This moron fired out some shots on Twitter at graphic novel artist Blake Northcott, before doing some simple fact checking. They assumed that the artist was a basement dwelling, Trump supporting bro, and couldn't have been more wrong.
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Guy Calls Out Sexist Boss For Slut Shaming His Co-Worker's LinkedIn Photo
This guy put his boss on blast over an insensitive and entirely inappropriate situation regarding "slut shaming" his coworker's LinkedIn photo. Can't imagine what this boss was thinking when they dropped that kind of BS into the workplace atmosphere, but this guy's rant does a solid job at deconstructing why it was so damn messed up.
If you're looking for some more juicy co-worker drama with a bit of a lighter tone, we recommend checking out the time HR intervened on a couple co-worker's blossoming, high stakes sandwich saga.
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FBI Ends Up Investigating A Guy Who Was Just Doing His Job
"Special Agent Smith" sent this poor guy just trying to do his job and research RC planes, into a full-fledged panic attack. Goes to show you've always got to be mindful about what kinds of questions your asking in forums online. Never know how it might look to government officials who don't have the context or know you.
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25 Attempts That Unraveled into Failure
Life is full of failed attempts that deserve public ridicule. These attempts can be anything. Sometimes you're trying to look rich or smart. Sometimes you're trying to buy some food. Sometimes you're trying to photoshop some abs on. Many of these attempts will lead to hilarious failure.
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Toxic Bridezilla Wants To Boot Maid Of Honor Cause Of Baby Weight
Is this real life? Bridezilla in this scenario is caught up telling her maid of honor that she'd rather not have her around for the wedding cause she gained some BABY WEIGHT. You've got to be kidding me. Baby weight? Get out of here! It seems like with wedding season in bloom, the bridezillas are coming out in full force.
We just got finished running a piece on an appallingly entitled bride who invited a stranger cause she had a reputation for having great gifts, and then made it even worse.
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Rude Chinese Customer Doesn't Know White Cashier Speaks Mandarin Chinese
This rude Chinese customer assumed from a point of ignorance that their white cashier wouldn't understand what they were saying, if they spoke in Mandarin Chinese. That's where they couldn't have been more wrong. Don't go judging a book by its cover, and better yet, assume that someone in the room always understands what you're saying.
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Terrible Amazon Driver Shatters Basketball Hoop and Leaves
Sometimes it pays to have some security cameras around. This person luckily had multiple views of this careless Amazon delivery driver mishandling their package, driving on their grass, backing into their hoop and driving off. All they want is #justiceforthebasketballhoop
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Tagged: amazon , hit and run , basketball hoop , FAIL , annoying , driver , damage , basketball , mistake , delivery
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