We've got some fresh Tinder fails for you. That dating app is a wasteland of red flags and fails, and people thinking that they're being way funnier than they actually are. If you're looking for more Tinder gold, we recommend checking out these 19 funny Tinder moments to get you through your loneliness.
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Rob Sheridan used to be the art director for the Nine Inch Nails. Among the shenanigans and prankery that goes on during tours, he decided to get one over on their tour manager who took the thing waaaay too seriously. So seriously in fact that they never actually told the guy about it.
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A recent AskReddit thread has people sharing the various revenges they took on their bullies. Some of them are of a physical lunchbox swinging nature, while others are nothing short of a masterful, strategic nuclear revenge-- yes, we're referencing the sick genius who got back at a nasty neighbor by planting mint, which has roots that run a long way.
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As far as botched proposal stories go, this one is in a league of its own. And it's really all there in the headline for you, guys. A romantic proposal ends up getting crashed by a naked dude chasing his dog around. I think there was a golden opportunity there to poke fun at the chaos of the situation, and just accept that this would be a story for the potential kids one day.
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After Twitter User 's picture of her mother in law showing up to her wedding in a wedding dress of her own went viral, she went ahead and explained the background on how such a ridiculous moment happened. The forgiveness involved isn't surprised when you know the details behind the mother in law. Man, with wedding season in full bloom we're getting all kinds of wild wedding fails.
If you're looking for more juicy wedding content, we recommend checking out the recent story on a toxic bridezilla who wanted to boot the maid of honor because she gained baby weight.
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This moron fired out some shots on Twitter at graphic novel artist Blake Northcott, before doing some simple fact checking. They assumed that the artist was a basement dwelling, Trump supporting bro, and couldn't have been more wrong.
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This guy put his boss on blast over an insensitive and entirely inappropriate situation regarding "slut shaming" his coworker's LinkedIn photo. Can't imagine what this boss was thinking when they dropped that kind of BS into the workplace atmosphere, but this guy's rant does a solid job at deconstructing why it was so damn messed up.
If you're looking for some more juicy co-worker drama with a bit of a lighter tone, we recommend checking out the time HR intervened on a couple co-worker's blossoming, high stakes sandwich saga.
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"Special Agent Smith" sent this poor guy just trying to do his job and research RC planes, into a full-fledged panic attack. Goes to show you've always got to be mindful about what kinds of questions your asking in forums online. Never know how it might look to government officials who don't have the context or know you.
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Life is full of failed attempts that deserve public ridicule. These attempts can be anything. Sometimes you're trying to look rich or smart. Sometimes you're trying to buy some food. Sometimes you're trying to photoshop some abs on. Many of these attempts will lead to hilarious failure.
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Is this real life? Bridezilla in this scenario is caught up telling her maid of honor that she'd rather not have her around for the wedding cause she gained some BABY WEIGHT. You've got to be kidding me. Baby weight? Get out of here! It seems like with wedding season in bloom, the bridezillas are coming out in full force.
We just got finished running a piece on an appallingly entitled bride who invited a stranger cause she had a reputation for having great gifts, and then made it even worse.
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This rude Chinese customer assumed from a point of ignorance that their white cashier wouldn't understand what they were saying, if they spoke in Mandarin Chinese. That's where they couldn't have been more wrong. Don't go judging a book by its cover, and better yet, assume that someone in the room always understands what you're saying.
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Sometimes it pays to have some security cameras around. This person luckily had multiple views of this careless Amazon delivery driver mishandling their package, driving on their grass, backing into their hoop and driving off. All they want is #justiceforthebasketballhoop
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This is an actual rollercoaster ride. What better way to honor your dad than to tell one badass story about his final stand against a big business takeover. All would've worked out just fine if it weren't for those damn meddling kids.
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When this guy's girlfriend allegedly suggested that she was "unroastable" he put it to the test. Let's just say that the roastmasters of Reddit were more than ready for the challenge. The comments section is a blazing inferno of brutal verbal assaults. Zero punches were pulled in these roasts.
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"Some people thought you were being disrespectful" And then she proceeds to tell Bill Burr to "Google it." Well that got him going on an absolutely savage tear.
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There's nothing quite like getting to see your friends get married. The person you've known for years has finally found someone they tolerate enough to spend the next (at least) few years of their life with. It's a good time. What's not a great time is being seated a crappy table with their estranged uber-religious cousins, waiting too long to buy a gift and having to buy them 80 dollar towels, and sweating through your only suit. Other than that though, good time. For funny tweets about what comes after, here are tweets about marriage that are too real.
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Comedy writer @Keatonpatti tweeted a few pages of a John Wick movie supposedly written by a robot. We're not sure if there's a thousand hours of John Wick out there but what he's produced is on point, action packed, and amazing. He's also released these hilarious "bot written" Olive Garden and Diners Drive-Ins and Dives scripts. Technology is amazing.
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You can tell a child all day that holding a cup of water upside down is a bad idea, but they're not gonna believe you until they screw it up for themselves. Sadly, toddlers learn every day that the world doesn't bend to their needs, and with learning comes earth-shattering tantrums. For more of these, here are snaps of kids having total meltdowns over mundane things.
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This guy found himself quite shook after realizing what he read was in fact not a Harry Potter novel named "The Order Of The Phoenix", but instead some erotic fan fiction. To make matters even more grand in terms of the fail in this story; he didn't realize he'd mistakenly read Harry Potter fan fiction until he was already in the middle of a conversation with co-workers about it. Yikes. But also, amazing.
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Sometimes we get bogged down with the idea of "completely destroying" the people who have wronged you with some impressively satisfying act of nuclear revenge, but like they say "living well is the best revenge." This guy's petty move at the end there is a nice touch too.
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Political scientist @alixabeth, asked Twitter users what methods they break out when trying to get around telling someone what they do for a living. The resulting answers were wildly creative, and might just end up helping bail you out of that next teeth-grinding situation of painful small talk.
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This bride decided to ask the internet whether she was the asshole for calling her friends out for NOT bringing gifts/cards to her wedding reception. Her question's been met with a whole bunch of, "yes, you are in fact the asshole of this situation." The passive aggressive element definitely adds a layer of spiciness to this one too.
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Behold, what was once an obstructive pipe is now a saxophone! Here's public graffiti that either made a statement or just cleverly tried to make the best out of a less-than-pretty concrete landscape. For more art finding its way into everyday life, here are some brilliantly vandalized school textbooks.
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At some point in your life, maybe even today, you're gonna be in a situation where you think to yourself "man, I hope no one sees this." If you play your cards right, no one will walk in on you playing with your collection of erotic vintage troll dolls. Sometimes people aren't so lucky with the embarrassing moments they want to keep to themselves.
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If you take the trouble to post a wholesome meme, you better ready yourself for the bored and outright mean spirited individuals to deconstruct the meme and make everyone feel bad about themselves. It was already an aggressive estimate for this dude to assume that only 1% of the people in the world find him unattractive. But what else should we do, but take his word for it...
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It's one thing to tell your boss you strained your back while lifting something heavy, but it's another to fully explain that you were trying to throw a bowling ball through a second story window "for the glory." Here are people whose injuries were so dumb they just couldn't tell people the truth. Here are more people sharing the dumbest injuries they've ever had.
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Millennials take note. This girl deserves a friend of the year award. Not sure what she's on, but she looks like she's possessed by some kind of demonic forces. Props to the Uber driver for his heroic levels of patience.
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