Saturday, July 20, 2019

Guy's Co-Worker Enlightens Him That He Read NSFW Harry Potter Fan Fiction Instead Of Actual Book


surprising Harry Potter jk rowling Awkward friends fan fiction ridiculous texting funny - 8851717

This guy found himself quite shook after realizing what he read was in fact not a Harry Potter novel named "The Order Of The Phoenix", but instead some erotic fan fiction. To make matters even more grand in terms of the fail in this story; he didn't realize he'd mistakenly read Harry Potter fan fiction until he was already in the middle of a conversation with co-workers about it. Yikes. But also, amazing. 

Submitted by:

Guy Gets Back at Terrible Stepdad By Having a Good Life


Sad satisfying revenge nice happy ending story family stepdad funny - 8847365

Sometimes we get bogged down with the idea of "completely destroying" the people who have wronged you with some impressively satisfying act of nuclear revenge, but like they say "living well is the best revenge." This guy's petty move at the end there is a nice touch too.

Submitted by:

Academics Discuss The Made Up Jobs They Use When People Ask What They Do For Work


twitter academics school relatable social media funny - 8563717

Political scientist @alixabeth, asked Twitter users what methods they break out when trying to get around telling someone what they do for a living. The resulting answers were wildly creative, and might just end up helping bail you out of that next teeth-grinding situation of painful small talk. 

Submitted by:

Bridezilla Passive Aggressively Shouts Out "Few Friends Who Brought Gifts"


bride FAIL cringe wedding ridiculous funny - 8571653

This bride decided to ask the internet whether she was the asshole for calling her friends out for NOT bringing gifts/cards to her wedding reception. Her question's been met with a whole bunch of, "yes, you are in fact the asshole of this situation." The passive aggressive element definitely adds a layer of spiciness to this one too. 

Submitted by:

21 Pieces of Cool Graffiti That Reinvented Urban Environments


cool art environment urban concrete graffiti amazing beauty colorful ugly pretty - 8562437

Behold, what was once an obstructive pipe is now a saxophone! Here's public graffiti that either made a statement or just cleverly tried to make the best out of a less-than-pretty concrete landscape. For more art finding its way into everyday life, here are some brilliantly vandalized school textbooks.

Submitted by:

19 Embarrassed People Share The Strangest Thing They've Been Caught Doing


caught embarrassing cringe strange lol dumb stories funny weird stupid - 8850181

At some point in your life, maybe even today, you're gonna be in a situation where you think to yourself "man, I hope no one sees this." If you play your cards right, no one will walk in on you playing with your collection of erotic vintage troll dolls. Sometimes people aren't so lucky with the embarrassing moments they want to keep to themselves.

Submitted by:

Dude Runs The Sad Math On The Chances Of Finding His Soulmate


Sad mathematics relationships facebook social media dating - 8850693

If you take the trouble to post a wholesome meme, you better ready yourself for the bored and outright mean spirited individuals to deconstruct the meme and make everyone feel bad about themselves. It was already an aggressive estimate for this dude to assume that only 1% of the people in the world find him unattractive. But what else should we do, but take his word for it...

Submitted by:

19 People's Dumbest Injuries That They Lied About to Save Face


hurt pain injury hospital embarrassing idiots break mistake funny stupid - 8544005

It's one thing to tell your boss you strained your back while lifting something heavy, but it's another to fully explain that you were trying to throw a bowling ball through a second story window "for the glory." Here are people whose injuries were so dumb they just couldn't tell people the truth. Here are more people sharing the dumbest injuries they've ever had.

Submitted by:

Uber Driver Maintains Max Chill With A Possessed Girl In His Backseat


Millennials take note. This girl deserves a friend of the year award. Not sure what she's on, but she looks like she's possessed by some kind of demonic forces. Props to the Uber driver for his heroic levels of patience. 

Submitted by: (via Caseytec)

Friday, July 19, 2019

24 Virtuosos of Stupid Who Made Us Cackle with Pity


wtf moron FAIL lol social media ridiculous dumb idiots mistake funny stupid - 8542213

These folks are absolute masters of their craft of being dumb. This be the land of stupid attempts, lies and general dumbassery. We honestly wish all of these were jokes but given the state of things, we're not so sure. For more of this, here are enough moments of facepalm to give you a stupid stroke.

Submitted by:

Sophie Turner Slaps The Absolute Crap Out Of Conan O'Brien


This game of Tequila slaps escalated quickly! Then again, that's what happens when you throw tequila in the mix. Conan O'Brien got slapped into the next decade by Sophie Turner. RIP my dude. 

Submitted by: (via Team Coco)

Dad's Vacation Time Gets Wiped, So Malicious Compliance With IT Policy Ensues


satisfying revenge technology dad win - 8535557

When this dad was robbed of his well deserved vacation time, he took one sweet and satisfying revenge upon his retirement. That's the way to do it. Go out in a blaze of glory, as your jerk boss mutters to himself uncontrollably, at a loss for what to do. Shouldn't have messed with dad's vacation time! 

Submitted by:

Twitch User Accidentally Livestreams His Wife Finding His Tinder Account


Game over my dude. 

Submitted by: (via League Best Plays)

The National Park Service Crushes It With Witty Captions On Instagram


nature witty national park instagram social media funny - 8849157

Whoever's running the National Park Service and hatching up these hilarious captions, seriously deserves a raise. Just the right amount of wit and wholesome humor to tie the nice pictures of nature together. 

Submitted by:

Nurse Basically Slut Shames Woman For Her Sexual History During An STD Checkup


FAIL medicine doctor nursing mean shaming rude - 8848389

This woman shared her gnarly experience with a rude nurse who basically slut shamed her for her sexual history, and the people of Reddit have pretty much confirmed that the nurse was definitely the asshole in the situation. 

Submitted by:

15 Hilarious Fake Products That People Snuck Into Stores


shopping trolling fake products ridiculous funny - 8847877

We're not going to lie. We'd definitely be interested in buying some of these. "Fake products" and all, these are pretty great. Also, if you thought you knew what fear was you hadn't seen Kermit with teeth yet. Good luck getting to sleep tonight. 

Submitted by:

Woman's Twitter Thread On "Depression Meals" Gets Many Relatable Answers


twitter meal relatable depression social media eating funny - 8849413

Twitter User @dizzysinclair, started up a thread on those meals people turn to when the depression hits. The answers ended up being quite relatable to many folks out there. We've got sugary feasts like a big old bag of brown sugar; we've got sleep; we've got peanut butter jars. You name it, it's probably on here. Sometimes a soul sick with sadness just needs to get lost in an abyss of sugar and fried foods. 

Submitted by:

23 Amusing Tweets About the Struggle of Getting Some Sleep


bed annoying jokes tired problem tweets insomnia sleep funny tweets sleeping nightmares - 8848645

Insomnia absolutely sucks. Even when you set time aside and do all the right things, here come the thoughts again. Thoughts like "How would I  go about constructing the world's largest sandwich" or "I gotta find Jeremy from 7th grade on facebook and tell him he was wrong about how many candy bars away the moon is." Anyway, here are jokes, tweets and thoughts people had about how hard it is to get some quality sleep around here.

Submitted by:

Guy's Results After 14 Years Of Parkour Training And Freerunning


My ankles hurt just watching this. 

Submitted by: (via The Motus Projects)

White Millennial Chick Complaints That Mario Is Racist, Hispanic People Tell Her Not To Speak For Them


twitter racism Video Game Coverage cringe social media ridiculous video games mario - 8850949

This young woman complained on Twitter about Mario being racist, and hispanic people stepped forward to tell her not to speak for them. It would seem that none of them had any problem with Mario. Instead, their biggest problem was the white millennial woman speaking for them. 

Submitted by:

17 Times Morons Tried To Grasp Sex Ed on Social Media


anatomy Babies sex period sex ed bodies education dumb idiots pregnant women stupid - 8849669

Man, we need better sex education. I guess you can't shame people for asking hilarious questions, but some of these assertions are so stupid they're almost dangerous. Even more disappointing, it's the people who don't understand how sex works that end up accidentally having the most children.

Submitted by:

The Creator Of The Storm Area 51 Facebook Event Running Like A Ninja


My good people this is the face behind the viral "Storm Area 51" Facebook event, and it looks like the movement could very well be doomed before it even gets into motion. Did you watch that form with the running? Dude's about to trip before he gets anywhere close to Area 51. At least the "joke" event has given the world a steady influx of hilarious Area 51 memes.

Submitted by: (via 23 ABC News | KERO)

31 Relatable Parenting Memes To Share With Your Spouse


twitter marriage FAIL kids relatable parenting Memes funny - 8845829

If you're in the process of raising a little gremlin of your own, or even thinking about it, then these parenting memes are for you. They pull zero punches in being as brutally honest and accurate as they can for what it's like to raise kids. The struggle sounds very real for any parents out there. At least the world's churching up some memes to honor the struggle. 

Submitted by:

17 People Share the Wildest Thing The "I Need Attention" Kid Did


insane crazy behavior school wtf annoying kid kids attention funny wild - 8845573

Every school had a few of those kids that would do absolutely anything to get people's attention. Sometimes it was making up insane lies, other times it was pulling their lunchmeat out at a birthday party or drinking during a test. Either way it often led to some kind of school scandal. What ever happened to those kids, anyway?

Submitted by:

Guy Shares List Of Tedious House Rules From Airbnb Host


housing twitter house Airbnb social media ridiculous funny - 8845317

Twitter user @ianhickton, found himself confused and entertained by a ridiculously meticulous list of Airbnb house rules recently. He shared the list on Twitter and people were definitely in agreement. 

Submitted by:

30 People Share The Moments That Made Them Go, "Ah Shit Here We Go Again"


frustrating FAIL struggle relatable askreddit irritating - 8841733

Sometimes you're in the middle of just trying to make it through a day without shit going sideways, and then the world throws you a curveball, and you're saying "oh shit here we go again." Maybe your sleep cycle gets rocked. Maybe you forgot the one thing you actually needed at home, halfway through walking to work. You'll probably connect with more than one of these. 

Submitted by:

12 Twitter Users Share What They Think Is Being Held In Area 51


Aliens twitter area 51 creative social media ridiculous funny - 8846085

The internet's been caught up in a frenzy over the "Storm Area 51" Facebook event that has hundreds of thousands (if not a million by this time) of people jokingly signed up to storm the heavily guarded military base. We've been able to enjoy a steady influx of Area 51 memes, so no complaints there. And then things seemed to come to a head when the Air Force itself issued a formal warning to anyone giving serious consideration toward actually trying to storm Area 51. 

To keep the mood light, we've got a recent Twitter thread of Twitter users sharing what kinds of crazy stuff they think could be kept in Area 51. 

Submitted by:

Guy Makes Britney Spears Laugh During Her Song Intro


Who is it! 

Submitted by: (via Britney Spears)