
Back in the USA we're worried about silly things like ants polluting our kitchen. Meanwhile, Australia's like hold my beer and let me pit this disgusting cockroach up against a terrifying monster of a Huntsman Spider.
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Back in the USA we're worried about silly things like ants polluting our kitchen. Meanwhile, Australia's like hold my beer and let me pit this disgusting cockroach up against a terrifying monster of a Huntsman Spider.
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The phenomenon of self-proclaimed nice guys is the pinnacle of entitlement, jealousy and creepiness. This guy is too accurate of an example for why you shouldn't give your address to strangers. Dear Lord, this behavior is creepy and terrible. Oh, and it looks like he's not getting that iPhone either.
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Did you know that ear pulling is a sport? Well you do now. Two competitors stand face to face with a string looped around each of their ears. The person with the string in the end wins. We're not sure if there's any real strategy. You just need grit and incredible ears. God it looks painful.
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We've ran plenty of stuff on the red flags you'd do well to keep an eye out for. What about the signs that someone you've crossed paths with is actually just a genuine, good-hearted kind of individual? For all you know you've met someone who's just good people, and maybe worth trying to befriend. In that case, check out these huge green flags that often go overlooked.
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In terms of choosing beggars this ableist takes the cake for being a terrible display of a human being. Upon learning that the artist has autism, the choosing beggar angrily demands a refund on the grounds that the artist has autism. You've got to be kidding me!
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You can never be sure what you're gonna get when you get thousands of judgemental horny people and put them all on one app. But hey, that's the wild world of tinder. There are some successes, some outrageous failures, but mostly really dumb puns.
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This women followed me into the bathroom and attacked me calling me fat and that I couldn’t wear jean shorts because I was too fat pic.twitter.com/xse8lKfQdo
— Jenna 🦊 (@roo_jenna) June 30, 2019
A viral video from Twitter User @Roo_Jenna, captures a nasty church leader shaming a hysterical young woman for wearing jean shorts at church, based on her body. This is just brutal, and you can hear the terror in her voice, as it looks like she's trapped in the bathroom.
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Sometimes you just absolutely love breaking apart staples...to the point that it convinces your alarmed family around you that there could be something darker, more ominous, and potentially drug-infused afoot.
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You f**king walnut is my new favorite way to correct a mouth-breather doing their thing. Also, rest in peace Israel Amakawiwo'ole. You were a true legend.
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Hundreds of dollars in damage over $40 worth of weed. It is time for a serious life assessment, my dude.
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AskReddit users are sharing what kinds of BS they're currently dealing with at work, and you can just feel the frustration in these posts. Nothing like having a boss who doesn't understand time, or one that skims over those days you requested off, and makes you come in anyways. Oh, and shoutout to anyone dealing with a co-worker that cuts their nails at work. What kind of madness is that? Just a little hard to focus with that kind of personal hygiene maintenance going on in the background.
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Even if you account for every little variable in your life, something will happen that you completely didn't expect. Usually it's something bad. It could be as small as spilling spaghetti on your clothes, or as large as spilling a truckload of apples all across the highway. These people found out the hard way that life is packed with moments of failure and misfortune.
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Can these idiots leave sacred things like our ice cream and more recently our Listerine alone? Sheesh!
In case you missed it, humanity's collection of mindless mouth breathers have gone full stupid again. This time they're committing federal crimes and licking containers of ice cream for an absolutely idiotic viral video challenge. The Blue Bell Licker got the whole mess started, and her case has since been moved to juvenile court. Before the authorities learned she was a minor, she was looking at facing a potential of up to 20 years in prison.
Fortunately, we have some Twitter users who are seizing the discouraging moment for all of its meaningful potential. They've proceeded to fight back and drown out the stupidity by posting videos of how you are supposed to purchase ice cream.
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This guy is the Tinder world's modern day Shakespeare. We're used to seeing all kinds of shameless immaturity and mindless, cheesy pickup lines on Tinder. This is special, something different really. He worked with the words to craft up a clever sonnet that just had to have helped the cause for his Tinder match considering a second date. We can't imagine there wasn't anything less than serious consideration.
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A Walmart customer was filmed gargling Listerine, spitting it back, and then returning the bottle to the shelf. Stupid is as stupid does. And it does not get much more idiotic than this. This video follows the viral video of a girlwho was filmed licking some Blue Bell ice cream for an "internet challenge." She's since been pursued by authorities and her case has been moved into juvenile court due to her age. Before that she was looking at a potential scenario involving her facing up to 20 years in prison.
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This strange game of vegans trying to guess who the "meat eater" is amongst them would've been nice and chill, if it weren't for the one angry vegan who insisted on accusing everyone around her.
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If you want terrible life advice, there are a lot of places you can find it. Even if someone thinks they have your best interest at heart, they might not exactly have the proper wisdom to be helpful. Here are some really bad ideas. Some folks dodged these bullets, others regretfully went through with them.
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The internet's overstocked on people ready to spew their latest round of BS. We just ran a bit on an axe-throwing/beer-serving business owner putting a lying reviewer in his place. And man, is it so sweet and satisfying to see people put on blast while they're in the middle of weaving their web of lies.
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This meta text exchange is an update from the guy who posted this exchange online where he got in a row with a treasurer for a charity who couldn't comprehend a payment plan. It's a good case study in miscommunication and pretty dramatic read. Anyway, looks like she discovered his post and well, he responded in pretty typical fashion, including posting the ensuing conversation.
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This business owner handled a whiny, lying Yelper in glorious fashion. They tried to complain about the business being "racist" and got dealt with real quick. You've got to love that ending when he goes, "if I could give you a rating you'd earn zero stars."
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Why not fine him a million dollars a day and a kidney? Let's really just get this show started. The fact that they apparently hired a PR firm for $25,000 to say something nice about them is really the icing on the cake.
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Sometimes you find yourself recovering from a gnarly breakup where your girlfriend cheated on you, and you decide that you just need Reddit to roast the absolute crap out of you. This guy found himself in a world of hurt, so he asked for the roasters of Reddit to do their worst. They didn't disappoint.
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Tumblr is a creative place where people do the math on Ice Cube songs and make earth-shattering dad jokes, but mostly it's people shooting comments at each other. You can tell a lot about a person by how they present themselves online. In one camp we have the earnest ones trying to reach out for a connection, share their art, or tell a wholesome story. Then you've got the fun people. They're much more fun.
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First of all, let's not deny that this is actually incredible. Usually people ask if they're jerks over something like their disowning their sister for marrying their bully, but damn, 3 feet of sub? Eating over half of a sandwich the height of a man is a tremendous feat that many of us wish we were capable of. That said, eating that much of a sandwich intended to feed a whole party is definitely a selfish move. He was sort of measured about his approach, but that wasn't enough to cover the fact that a whole lot of sandwich went missing.
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Control issues combined with angry neighbors make for the best videos. "You should take etiquette lessons."
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Long story short, let's all just be nice to each other. This powerful Tumblr post identifies all those messed up, toxic things that have no business existing in a healthy relationship between partners.
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Apparently this arrest occurred at a Vermillion Parish School board meeting after a teacher asked the school's superintendent why she got a raise, while the rest of the teachers never got raises.
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This lady has to realize that this bedroom would be like sleeping in a pile of puke, right? Then she has the audacity to ignore the fact this lady is just being polite. Is this what reality TV is now? Ruining people's homes and telling them their taste is wrong?
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This guy's story about an exciting business venture falling through the cracks and into his spam folder serves as a cautionary tale, to keep a wary eye on your inbox AND spam folder. You never know if that one email you were waiting to hear back on just got filed to the wrong folder.
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