Monday, July 8, 2019

Sims 4 Players Are Having Their Kids Taken Away By "CPS" Due To A Glitch


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The Sims does everything it can to try and "simulate" real life. In this case, a recent glitch has resulted in spawning what looks like a social services worker. This social services worker proceeds to take the kids away if you're not doing a good job at looking after them in your game. The Sims Wiki says that the social worker "will take away a baby, toddler, child, or pet if their needs drop too low, or in later games, if there are no more older Sims remaining in the household (i.e. due to death). They also will come to deliver adopted kids to their new family."

Numerous players are encountering this new glitch when their toddlers go to pick up a tablet, and then won't put it down, which results in them eventually disappearing into nothingness. 

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Twitter Heartwarmingly Pulls Together to Find Specific Dress for Autistic Girl


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That's some good stuff. When Deborah Price asked twitter for help finding a dress, people responded. Sometimes it's good to have a wholesome reminder of people's goodness. Kinda weird to see something like Twitter used for such a specific and kind purpose. Just cool that people get real joy out of helping each other.

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22 Surprised People Who Screwed Up at Work But Didn't Get Fired


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These people screwed up big enough that they thought they'd be fired on the spot, but apparently life isn't as cutthroat as you'd think sometimes. Whether they had an understanding boss, did the right thing, or just straight up weren't caught, these employees lived to work another day.

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Pokémon Sword And Shield Gym Leader Ignites Everyone's Inner Foot Fetishist


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Pokémon Sword and Shield's latest update trailer got the world of Pokémon fans and foot fetishists going. Yes, it seems this particular gym leader named Bea has just the kind of feet that sets off people's inner foot fetishist. The thirst was strange and uncomfortable and very real from some people on Twitter, who reacted to the trailer. They want this new gym leader in Pokémon Sword and Shield to step on them. 

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Guy In Beret Called Out For Pretending To Serve In The Military


The inferiority complex is strong with this one. Watch him panic when asked about his military ID number. When are people ever going to learn to quit their BS? Not today apparently. 

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14 Stuck Dogs That Need a Hand


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Exploring can get you in a bind when you don't have thumbs. Some of the way these dogs are stuck are actually a bit of a miracle. Who knew a lawn chair could so easily become a plastic prison for a good boy. For more, here are some more people and animals who got stuck in uncomfortable predicaments.

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Bridezilla Fat Shames Her Cousin After She Turns Down Her Bridesmaid Offer


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Wedding season's in full bloom and bridezillas are getting wild. Wedding dramas are breaking out left and right. The internet almost can't keep up with all of the melodrama. In this particular situation of a bridezilla doing her worst, we see a series of text exchanges between said bridezilla and her cousin end in some straight up ignorant fat shaming. 

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Problem Neighbor Feeding Pigeons Gets Shut Down With Stink Bombs


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When this person subjected themselves to a nasty stench with hopes to "outstink" their problem neighbor who wouldn't stop feeding an army of pigeons, they earned a pro revenge. Temporary discomfort for an eventual win. Nicely done if we do say so ourselves. 

If you're looking for another solid pro revenge tale, we recommend checking out the time two spin class bullies threw shade and ended up losing their jobs in a tactical revenge.

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What Happens When You Get The Call From Marvel In 8 Tweets


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This Twitter user has a thought about what happens to actors when they get the big call from Marvel. Something about being cast as a superhero lines up with getting jacked AF. Who'd have thunk it. 

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Tony Hawk Yells "Do a KickFlip" at Skaters for Prizes


Skaters typically don't like it when random strangers yell at them to do tricks. This time around skateboarding legend and man-of-our-childhood Tony Hawk did it, partly to see some talent, and partly to see if anyone would recognize him.

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Kids Covering Tool At A Charity Gig Joined By Actual Band Member


This drummer is definitely gonna go places! 

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"American Food Aisle" In British Store Is Mostly Candy and Jars of Hot Dogs


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Yasmin Summan asked Twitter if her local American Food Aisle was accurate and Americans had questions of their own. Most notably, has anyone in the U.S. every seen a hot dog in a jar? It just seems...wrong. No wonder the world seems to have a low opinion of the American diet. For some more culture clash, here are some cultural habits of the UK that are just fascinating.

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Mormons Find Simple Joke Doormat Absolutely Hilarious


There's something so innocent but also slightly unnerving about these door-to-door Mormon missionaries finding a decent pun on a doormat just absolutely HYSTERICAL. It says "Hi, I'm mat." It's an alright pun, like it's not bad, but it's literally the highlight of this kid's day. (It's probably the other kid's name?) Anyway they even take pictures with the mat.

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Sunday, July 7, 2019

Man Discovers Secret Basement When Hunting Down Mysterious Noise


This could be the beginning of a horror movie! 

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Man Tweets About "Invisible Advantage" When He Switched Clients With His Female Coworker


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This guy's Twitter thread about an "invisible advantage" he encountered when trading clients with his female coworker. The ensuing tweets are bound to stir up a cocktail of fiery opinions on the matter. What do you think? 

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Anthropologist Calls Out Our Useless Evolutionary Leftovers In 6 Tweets


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This evolutionary anthropologist is here to call out all our ridiculous evolutionary leftovers that seemingly serve no purpose. They just fell through the cracks. Thanks a lot evolution! 

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An Excited Older Brother Live Tweets His Little Bro's Big Date Night


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So much wholesome it'll make your heart hurt. Little bro's family stepped up to help him out in a big way, when he wanted to impress for his big date night.

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Runaway Suspect Gets Roasted By All The Short Jokes In The Comments Section


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The comments section had their way with this dude. Apparently he cut off his ankle monitor, and hit the road. From there the Mason County Sheriff's Department posted a wanted ad for the runaway criminal. The comments section stepped up (or down?) to roast the guy to oblivion. No short joke was spared in this comments section roasting. 


This isn't the first time the comments section has roasted a criminal to sweet oblivion. Check out that recent time the guy with the huge head got absolutely REKT in the comments section, here!

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HR Employees Share The Most Hilarious And Ridiculous Complaints They've Received


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If HR is doing their job, then they're keeping the moral compass of a company intact and on track. You hope that they're able to shut down all the BS and toxic behavior that crosses the line when it comes to what's acceptable in the workplace environment. This AskReddit thread has people that worked HR or took their complaint to HR, sharing what kind of circumstances inspired the decision. Buckle up. 


If you're looking for a little more workplace drama, we recommend checking out the story of this guy taking revenge on his coworker after they played dirty to ruin his promotion. Wonder what HR would have to say about that! 

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Cops Shut Down Frat Party So Insane That The Indoor Air Read A .01 On Breathalzyer


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Let's never forget the time that a frat party at American University in Maryland got shut down for being absolutely insane, with an alleged indoor air that gave off a reading of .01 on the breathalyzer. You've gotta be kidding me. 

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Twitch User Accidentally Livestreams His Wife Finding His Tinder Account


Game over my dude. 

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Biology Teacher's Twitter Thread Shines Light On The Disgusting Fish Fraud Problem


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Apparently "fish fraud" is a very real and disgusting problem. And whatever you do, DON'T look up body louse. Turns out there really was something fishy about that sushi...

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The Trials And Tribulations Of McDonald's Problems In 19 Memes And Tweets


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Working at McDonald's might subject you to the peak of customer service BS. The struggle is painfully real in these memes and tweets. You can just feel the frustration bubbling over in these moments. 

On a different note, but with McDonald's in mind, did you happen to see those dudes discover a hack for free McDonald's? If not check that out here. We can only imagine what kind of chaos that might've created in restaurants! 

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40 Tweets About Raising Kids From Twitter's Funniest Dad


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Twitter's resident funny dad has churned up some relatable gold about the emotional rollercoaster of raising kids. It sounds like a whole lot of these check out. If you're looking for more content that reflects the ups and downs of working through raising a kid in this wild old world, check out this list!

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23 Dumb Jokes That Are Technically Correct


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What's not to like about abysmal puns and obvious jokes? Sure we like smart jokes where you have to think a lot, but sometimes we just wanna take in some stupid puns and literal jokes that, while not totally accurate, are still definitely kind of right. For more, check out these boldly dumb jokes that are technically correct.

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28 People Who Quit Their Jobs In A Not So Typical Style


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Sometimes you and a job just aren't meant to be. From that revelation it's up to you whether or not you want to quit the job in style. 

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A Tolerant Physics Professor Dismantles Flat Earthers In 6 Images


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You think if they don't understand it that they'll use that as a reason to not believe it? Flat Earthers have their hands full with this one. This is better than when Flat Earthers experimentally proved themselves wrong! See here.

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Viral Video Of Woman's Blue Bell Ice Cream Licking Stunt Could Land Her In Prison


A young Texas woman might be looking at up to 20 years in prison for licking a gallon container of ice cream. To make matters even more disgusting with this, is the woman had an Instagram caption (since deleted) that said she'd been sick with the flu the week before doing this attempt at viral infamy. She literally said, "let's start an epidemic."

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Woman On Twitter Gets Scorched For Her Rant Shaming Broke People


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This woman who runs a website literally called, "Positivity Right Now" is getting dragged all over Twitter for her rant shaming broke people for having no manners. For someone who's allegedly about spreading positivity, let's just say that this AIN'T IT. 

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