The internet did a good thing with this high stakes bidding war between competitive egg buyers. The game of one-upping fellow egg buyers is not to be taken lightly. Timing and a willingness to supply that extra egg with the hand-drawn smiley face can be the dealbreaker sometimes.
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At its core, an argument is a very common and simple act where two people who disagree on something deliberate over the truth and best course of action. When both parties are interested in a joint solution, consensus can be reached. The problem is that a solution also requires that the people who are arguing can actually agree on the point of the argument, how to actually argue, and the rules of objective reality. Here are some times when people realized they were talking to someone who couldn't be bothered to want to agree, didn't have the energy, or was just flat out dumb as rocks. In a similar vein, here are some of the dumbest arguments people have found themselves in.
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The emotional stability is off the charts, or this guy is too far gone to feel anything.
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A woman working HR asked Redditors in a recent AITA thread, whether or not she was a jerk for wanting to reject a qualified candidate on the grounds that this person hooked up with her cheating ex-fiancé. Sounds like a solid case of conflict of interest, and that everyone would be best served moving forward down separate paths. Can't imagine this hiring would make for a healthy workplace environment.
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This women followed me into the bathroom and attacked me calling me fat and that I couldn’t wear jean shorts because I was too fat pic.twitter.com/xse8lKfQdo
— Jenna 🦊 (@roo_jenna) June 30, 2019
A viral video from Twitter User @Roo_Jenna, captures a nasty church leader shaming a hysterical young woman for wearing jean shorts at church, based on her body. This is just brutal, and you can hear the terror in her voice, as it looks like she's trapped in the bathroom.
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Does your company's logo look like a butt? Are you sure? Maybe go outside and look at the sign. People design stupid, ridiculous and nonfunctional things every day, and looking at them might make you feel better about yourself. Really, please make sure your logo doesn't look like a butt. Unless it's supposed to, I guess. For some really bad products, check out these misleading and awful products designed by monsters.
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We do some mindless stuff in the name of love, or even, an innocent crush. There's just something that short circuits in the brain when you find yourself helplessly infatuated with that person that caught your eye. Then, if you're really unlucky, you take it a step further and make the kind of move that comes back to haunt you in the middle of the night, years later.
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Sometimes you just absolutely love breaking apart staples...to the point that it convinces your alarmed family around you that there could be something darker, more ominous, and potentially drug-infused afoot.
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They talk about "for better and for worse" but they don't really mention the 90% of the time in between where you just do things that are big enough to get on each others nerves but too small to make a deal about. Here are some relatable observations people in long term relationships will feel sum things up pretty well. For more, here are a ton of tweets about marriage that are too real.
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It's not every day you get to see an artist watch another artist perform their own music back to them but in a just kind of "worse" way. We're just glad the camera stayed on Sting so much of the time so we could get a good look into his very soul. Oh man, that solo though.
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Ikea's build-your-own-couch feature on the site naturally got trolled and toyed with to utter perfection. It really brought out people's inner Minecraft mode. We're not so sure how conventional these couches are, but we know they were definitely fun to make.
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Thoroughly enjoyed the way this revenge tale played out. Wannabe fashion coworker gets called out and ultimately ruined for being unnecessarily rude to her "frumpy" co-worker.
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Let's make no bones about it, kids are stupid as hell. They're mean, cruel idiots who screw up constantly. It's considered an insult to call an adult childish. If you knew anyone who acted like kids do, they'd be kicked out of your friend group immediately. I guess they're the future or something so we keep em around. For more kids being dumb, here are some completely stupid reasons kids had meltdowns.
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This is like an awesome ad for nature. These big brown bears are a force to be reckoned with. Slightly terrifying but also totally epic.
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Hats off to whoever wrote this. There's no specific reason we can imagine why someone would do this, but we're all for it, cause it's pretty much what the internet's here for.
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You f**king walnut is my new favorite way to correct a mouth-breather doing their thing. Also, rest in peace Israel Amakawiwo'ole. You were a true legend.
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Well, when you can't treat people like human beings, you end up leaving looking like carrot top. This hairstylist even went above and beyond having to deal with this lady's demands! For another satisfying customer service story, here's a cashier who lives out the retail dream by telling off a Karen and living.
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The lack of shame in this catfish is strong. They clearly feel no remorse for the scam they're running. You can basically hear the devilish cackle in the background. They're probably just on to the next unknowing victim. We just hope whoever that is, is ready to catfish the catfish with lies of their own.
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Most people are basically decent. Almost all of us try really hard to be respectful to our family, friends, and even complete strangers. There's a general understanding that it's not good to inconvenience other people or make their lives harder. For one reason another, there are times when that it completely lost on some of us. The result is people being huge A-holes to the point where someone's trashiness is its own spectacle. These are some of those times. For more, check out these moments of extreme trashiness to max out your garbage-ometer.
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Apparently this video was released by the French government. This one just hurts to watch.
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In the heat of the moment, you might think it's a good idea to ride a shopping cart down a hill or see if you can catch a hammer thrown by your friend. Usually we realize after the fact, especially if these brilliant ideas go wrong, that maybe it wasn't so smart to do in the first place. In a similar vein, here are people sharing some of the dumbest injuries they've ever had.
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Katy Perry seems surprised that these museum goers aren't treating her like a god. She definitely expected a lot more from them.
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A recent Twitter thread from @thesarahkelly, kickstarted a discussion between Twitter users about their worst first date experiences. If anything these harrowing memories serve as aggressive reminders that you never know what kind of lunacy could exist behind that next blind date. Always show up prepared for the worst.
If this Twitter thread left you wanting more juicy dating gossip and fails from the wild world of modern dating, then check out a fresh batch of fails and wins from Tinder. Doesn't get much more shameless than whatever that dating app can churn up.
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Guys are sharing those "typically girly" things that they enjoy doing as well in a wonderfully insightful AskReddit thread. Maybe you're a dude and all you want to do after a long day is settle into a hot bath of water with your favorite, extra potent Bath & Body Works.
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I didn't know I needed these. But I definitely did. Maybe the mirror just shows these doggos' true form.
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Our brains are strange machines. This batch of obscure and seemingly obvious facts about the ways our brain work might open your eyes to why you interact with the world around you, in the ways you do.
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The undisputed beer chugging champion, Stone Cold Steve Austin has spoken, and apparently Amanda Ruller is not quite nailing the proper beer chugging form.
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A recent AskReddit thread posed the question of how people would go about making Purgatory as miserable as possible while also enjoyable, if they were the masters of the domain. The resulting answers are full of infuriating levels of teeth-grinding triggers. You also might walk away from the list vaguely concerned that we're already in some kind of Purgatory.
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He's got some issues with the mechanism on this particular lock, and explains very quickly and easily why this might not be the right one to buy.
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